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Gabrialle Amarr Sunspot Requisitions Worlds End Consortium	Posted - 2008.09.14 21:52:00 - [271] FFS sticky!
JamnOne Amarr	Posted - 2008.09.15 20:35:00 - [272] Hey Sheriff, We need some more skits/laughs on these here forums. Also, glad to see Icelanders have the same form of gun control as we do in the States. ________________ Poor is the nation that has no heroes. Shameful is the one that, having heroes - Forgets them! Author Unknown
ceyriot Entropians on Vacation	Posted - 2008.09.16 00:45:00 - [273] Whatever page this was on...well, we can't have that, can we? (unless is was at the top...then we CAN have that) Faction Store - Killboard
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.09.16 06:47:00 - [274] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 16/09/2008 06:49:00 Du du dun!! Hilmar: Wrangler, you are brought infront of the supreme beings of CCP for the following reasons... Wrangler: Where's the ding? Hilmar: Sleeping on the job... Wrangler: There was supposed to be a ding... Hilmar: Giving un-warranted items such as the ISK Seller Attractor to customers... Wrangler: How does one know it starts without t-- Hilmar: Forget about the bloody ding!! Wrangler: ...sorry boss. Hilmar: Giving unwarranted items, and advice, to customers. Wrangler: Someone has to. Hilmar: SILENCE! Wrangler: ... Hilmar: Causing a...heart attack?! Wrangler: Accident, honest. Hilmar: *Letting Navigator* run the shop. Changing peoples trainings AND skills.** Wrangler: Well only Eris's... Hilmar: Look, Wrangley, i know this is difficult and i don't like it any more then you do, but i'm trying to be all ruley and mighty here. Wrangler: Oh sorry boss...i'll zip it. zip Hilmar: Couldn't do that before? Wrangler: Makes for a good pun. Hilmar: Right, ahehem...and skills! Keeping the shop closed while eating a pizza! And among other such acts unbecoming of employee decore and morale-- Wrangler: Pfft. Hilmar: ... Wrangler: Sorry. Hilmar: ---SHOT...6 people with a PISTOL and several with lasers, missiles, artilleries and other various items of destruction! How do you plead?! Wrangler: If you stabby stab me? Hilmar: I'll just add defying a superior-- Wrangler: Double pfft. Hilmar: ....officer. If you have nothing to say about these charges, Wrangler, i have no choice but to let you know... Wrangler: Oh oh oh! Hilmar: Yeees? Wrangler: Oh oh..um...oh...err... Hilmar: What is it?! Wrangler: I forgot. Hilmar: You have nothing right? Wrangler: Nope. Hilmar: ...RIGHT! Wrangler, i have no choice but to let you know... Wrangler: Hold for dramatic pause... Hilmar: .... Wrangler: ... Eris: ... Hilmar: I'll get to you later. Eris: Sorry. ding ding Wrangler: Aha!! Hilmar: Wrangler! Wrangler: Sorry. Go on boss. Hilmar: YOU'RE FIRED!! Wrangler: ...it's only a skit you know. (This was the 50th bit(of mine) on the thread girls and boys. Almost trumps the views of the ambulation questions, has almost more pages then the biggest complaint threads on the forums and..well...thanks! It's been fun, but as with all things, time to move on and let other things come to....Nah! Kidding ) My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Mazaron ACE'S OVER 8'S Southern Cross Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.16 07:21:00 - [275] Originally by: Sheriff Jones It's been fun, but as with all things, time to move on and let other things come to....Nah! Kidding ) ....I was about to call in the nerf bat >:(
Chillshock	Posted - 2008.09.16 21:10:00 - [276] Sheriff? You can't quit being goofy and you know it!
ceyriot Entropians on Vacation	Posted - 2008.09.16 22:42:00 - [277] need moar!!! Faction Store - Killboard
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.09.17 09:23:00 - [278] Originally by: Chillshock Sheriff? You can't quit being goofy and you know it! Just to clear this silly misconception to those who reaad half and then explode, i'm not quitting, it was a joke, in honoyr of the 50th skitbit My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.09.17 17:28:00 - [279] A little note from the editor: I'm doing a special project regarding the Shop and now i need YOU points...err...no...the guy behind you...yeah YOU to send me questions about "CCP shop" via EVEMail. This project will take a bit out of the CCP Shop schedule, but will return in full force again no fear Questions can relate to anything about EVE, CCP Shop, me, etc. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Aeswynne Caldari Rognvald Corporation	Posted - 2008.09.17 22:00:00 - [280] Bump lookout soon for Manhunt..... The search for SJ and Wrangler cue lots of stompy boots an Neanderthal grunting from Concords Goonswarm Make the universe a better friendlier place, NUKE JITA.... Someone PLEASE? What are you doing in my pod? GTFO!

Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2008.09.18 02:11:00 - [281] I would hereby like to place my official seal of bumpage on this thread. Not that my seal maeans anything of course. Then again maybe it does? I shall never know. Originally by: Dheorl Originally by: Akita T yawn I never knew it was possible to stretch your ego THAT much in 1 post
Aeswynne Caldari Rognvald Corporation	Posted - 2008.09.18 07:08:00 - [282] Jones, Wrangler, This is Concord, we know your in there, lay down your wrtiting implements and come out with your hands on your head behind your back and give yourselves up. Make the universe a better friendlier place, NUKE JITA.... Someone PLEASE? What are you doing in my pod? GTFO!
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.09.18 08:10:00 - [283] Edited by: Taradis on 18/09/2008 08:11:08 Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 11/09/2008 14:13:08 ((Couple of requests that fit the same segment. Hope you wishers enjoy! ) Originally by: Jaketh Ivanes Sheriff, we need one with G.I.R.L's ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: Hi there handsome! giggles Wrangler: Err... Customer: Wanna touch my breasts? bounces up and down Wrangler: Umm... Customer: Come on! Give a girl some iskies! Wrangler: I... Customer: Love you long time! Hihihihi. Wrangler: Dude! Customer: Hmm? giggle Wrangler: You do know that making a girl avatar doesn't change you to a girl in real life? Customer: ... Wrangler: Seriously... Customer: I gotta go. ding ding Originally by: Rastelle my humble suggestion for the next "boobies and boosters" ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: I'd like some boosters. Wrangler: Certainly sir, what kind, intelligence? Customer: No. Wrangler: Memory? Customer: Nah... Wrangler: Combat efficiency? Customer: Not quite. Wrangler: Then what? Customer: Boobies. Wrangler: Excuse me...? Customer: Boo. Bies. Wrangler: You want...boobie boosters? Customer nods; "M-hm." Wrangler: We don't have any. Customer: But i want some! Wrangler: We don't have boobie boosters! Now tick off. Customer: Ok ok, can i have something else? Wrangler: What? Customer: Booby traps. Wrangler: ... Customer: Smart Boobs? Wrangler: NO! No boobies of any kind! Customer: An industrial? Wrangler: What? Customer: Could i have an industrial. Wrangler: Sure, which one? Customer: The boob-tower. Wrangler: ... Customer: Boobger? Wrangler: Get. Out. Customer: Mammary Mammoth? Wrangler: OOOUT!!! ding ding! Wrangler sighs. ding... Customer peeks through door; Titeron MK-V? Wrangler throws a shoe at door. ...ding! ding ding Wrangler: Yes hell-o there welcome to the oh hell its you again! Customer: Yes never fear tis me here Wrangler: What is it now? I have better things to do than deal with the likes of you.. Customer: I was wondering if you have a boobadiction back there..?... Wrangler: A boobawhatiction Customer: A boobadiction.. you know a malediction with boobs Wrangler: As I told you before no boobs back here now leave before I nerf you Customer: but but but.... I need Boobs,big bouncy boobs... Wrangler: What you need is plastic surgery and then you can have all the boob/s u want among other things.. Customer: I don't want boobs on me just on my items honestly, oh what about a boobaddon or a boobageddon Wrangler:looks at the customer annoyed and gazes into the camera while letting out a long sigh OUT! OUT! OUT! NO BOOBS FOR YOU FOR I AM THE BOOB ***! Customer: Not even a lil boob Wrangler:whips out the nerf bat from under the counter and chases the customer from the store* and stay out! Ding Ding I tried
Bruja Ry Caldari Copperhead Arsenal	Posted - 2008.09.18 10:03:00 - [284] Good work Sheriff, keep it up. http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=807663&page=1
Aeswynne Caldari Rognvald Corporation	Posted - 2008.09.18 18:34:00 - [285] Edited by: Aeswynne on 18/09/2008 18:34:58 Concord Notice is hereby given that the assets of the Felon Jones are seized, the shop is closed, and Wrangler faces severe punishment.(500 Strokes of the Nerf Bat) Make the universe a better friendlier place, NUKE JITA.... Someone PLEASE? What are you doing in my pod? GTFO!
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.09.18 18:51:00 - [286] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 18/09/2008 18:51:28 Right...Aeswynne...i didn't mind the manhunt, i know you want me caught...but...You're in my world now! ding ding Aeswynne: Hello? Explorer: Hm? Aeswynne: Is, Wrangler here? Explorer: No. Aeswynne: Any idea w-- Explorer: No. Aeswynne: Look i just wa-- Explorer: You don't. Aeswynne: You don't even know-- Explorer: I know...everything. Aeswynne: That's bu-- Explorer: It's not. Aeswynne: I demand-- Explorer presses button. Aeswynne: What does that-- two men in black suits drag Aeswynne away Aeswynne: What?! Let me go!! Explorer: Have a...lifts a brow and thinks...nii..ce, day. ding ding My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Estar Tarns Equilibrium Inc.	Posted - 2008.09.18 21:58:00 - [287] Edited by: Estar Tarns on 18/09/2008 21:59:18 This stuff is hillarious! You saved a whole sub-forum with this. Now, if there was a way to save the CAOD sub-forum.. Ninja edit: Wonder why no one have asked one about Chribba hint hint nudge nudge Signature!
Kash Ka Amarr Point of No Return	Posted - 2008.09.18 23:44:00 - [288] bump must stay at the top!!! --------------==============================-------------- Forgiveness is between you and god, im just here to arrange the meeting.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.09.19 00:21:00 - [289] Ok. Honestly guys. I've had more views, and especially more replies then the worst whines on these boards. You're too much My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
ceyriot Entropians on Vacation	Posted - 2008.09.19 03:24:00 - [290] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Ok. Honestly guys. I've had more views, and especially more replies then the worst whines on these boards. You're too much Don't stop here. Go for the biggest theadnaught EVER Faction Store - Killboard

Karrade Krise	Posted - 2008.09.19 07:26:00 - [291] Good stuff :D Here's a couple of ideas. And something along the lines of "suicide gankers" waiting outside the shop door for Wrangler with bats and a net to web him. And anything that has anything to do with Fanfest
War Porcika Serenity and Hungarian Operational Team Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.09.19 08:16:00 - [292] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Hilmar: ---SHOT...6 people... No that wasn't us. Honest.
Aeswynne Caldari Rognvald Corporation	Posted - 2008.09.19 10:16:00 - [293] Edited by: Aeswynne on 19/09/2008 10:18:44 Edited by: Aeswynne on 19/09/2008 10:16:49 Ding Ding Wrangler; Oh it's you Jones SJ; Quick you gotta hide it's da fuzz, Oveur set the fuzz on us Wrangler; You're kidding! Right? SJ; Nope, Concord is searching fer the 2 of us, right now, summat bout crimes against the state Wrangler; Panics and runs round in circles The sound of tramping feet and doors being kicked in is heard Wrangler;Oh what have you done, what have you done? SJ: Whatya mean, What have I done, you're just as involved as me mate. Your the one that let me use the shop. Got any guns, we could be like Butch and Sundance. Wrangler: You know what CCCP stands for right? SJ; Riiiiight Wrangler ever notice how close CCP is ta CCCP? SJ; Yea what's that got ta do with anything? Wrangler: Well it's like this mutter, mutter mutter SJ; You're pulling my leg! Wrangler; No seriously it's him, Concord is really the NKVD SJ runs round in circles flapping, what we gonna do, they'll kill me, us Sound of boots kicking in doors gets closer Wrangler legs it out the back exit leaving SJ flapping Make the universe a better friendlier place, NUKE JITA.... Someone PLEASE? What are you doing in my pod? GTFO!
Ms Understanding	Posted - 2008.09.20 00:01:00 - [294] DING DING Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? customer: HELLO WRANGLER. Wrangler: Are you alright Sir, you look quite pale... customer: I AM FINE. Wrangler: So... what brings you here? customer: I GOT NOTE THAT YOU HAD SOME CONTROVERSY WITH CONCORD. Wrangler: Yeah... well.. nothing to write home about... customer: INDEED. Wrangler: ... but the problem was solved for good. customer: I CAN CONFIRM THAT. Wrangler: So, any complaints I could help you with? customer: NO. Wrangler gets nervous Wrangler: I can't avoid to notice that Scythe you are carrying there. customer: YOU HAVE A KEEN PERCEPTION. MOST PEOPLE TEND TO IGNORE IT. Wrangler: May I give you a hint:"WoW is that way" giggles customer SHAKES HEAD Wrangler: You are not the funny kind, are you? customer: COMES WITH THE JOB. Wrangler: Speaking of job, what was your concern again? customer: ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF TERMINAL LOSS OF LIFE? Wrangler: Like in ... being podded? customer: NOT QUITE. IMAGINE THERE IS NO STATION TO WAKE UP IN. Wrangler: Perhaps a mothership or Titan with clone vet bay? customer: NO sigh Wrangler: See, we can play this a bit longer or I could just admit that i can see my body on the floor over there ... and over there... and ... ah well, nerf CONCORD. customer: TOO LATE. Wrangler: What about that myth that your -errr- customers can play a final game and if they win they get to live on? customer: I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE READ THE FINE PRINT. Wrangler: Ha, gotcha. So I can choose the game? customer: sigh YES. Wrangler: How about EVE? customer: DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN EVE? Wrangler: Good point. Frigate tournament? customer: THIS OPTION WILL ONLY BE VALID AFTER THE NANO NERF. Wrangler: Cruiser? customer: SEE ABOVE. Wrangler: Battleships? customer: EVER SEEN MY CNR FITTING? Wrangler: Err.. Whats your account name? customer: NO CHEATING. YOU ALREADY GOT FIRED FOR THAT. Wrangler: A duel in WoW? customer: I HAVE A LVL60 NECROMANCING DEATHKNIGHT. JUST FOR THE CHANGE. I DONT HAVE MANY RETURNING CUSTOMERS IN REAL L... WHATEVER! Wrangler: Could you just pretend you didn't find me? customer: NOPE, BOSS WOULD KNOW. Wrangler: ... desperately searching for an escape route Wrangler: I just wish I could have fixed the drone AI before I died. looks up innocently customer: NOW WE ARE GETTING THERE! HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU? Wrangler: It was already on the priority list! whisers '...for about 3 years' customer: OK,SO I WILL COME BACK RIGHT AFTER YOU FIXED THAT. CAN'T TAKE LONG ANYWAY. Wrangler: It will be fixed SOONÖ. customer: SEE YOU ON PATCHDAY. OR THE DAY AFTER AS I NEVER PLAY ON PATCHDAY. TOO MUCH WORK. STUPID NERDS TRYING TO GO SHOPPING DURING DAY TIMES CAUSE THERE IS NO SERVER RUNNING. LIKE VAMPIRES BUT WITHOUT THE INHERITED KNOWLEDGE THAT SUNLIGHT WILL KILL THEM. DING DING Wrangler: I will just ignore him until he files a PROPER bug report. Maybe I can't WIN EvE, but I can make bugs stay FOREVER! evil laughter Outside: customer riding away slowly: THAT WAS A GOOD START. FORGIVE ME BOSS, I JUST COULD NOT STAND MY DRONES ATTACKING RANDOM TARGETS ANY LONGER. customer: LETS SEE. CCP CHRONOTIS ... PROMISED LOVE TO MINING DRONES IN JANUARY. TIME TO PAY HIM A VISIT. WHO SAID THERE ARE NO ELEPHANTS FALLING FROM THE SKY IN ICELAND? TOO BAD NOBODY TOLD THAT TO THE ELEPHANTS. SNICKERS
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2008.09.21 02:15:00 - [295] This thread needs a good cleaning with some type of agent to remove imitators... calls in SJ Originally by: Dheorl Originally by: Akita T yawn I never knew it was possible to stretch your ego THAT much in 1 post
Hyperforce99 Gallente Infinite Covenant Knights of the Singularity	Posted - 2008.09.21 09:08:00 - [296] Indeed
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.09.21 10:57:00 - [297] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 21/09/2008 11:04:55 Originally by: Lance Fighter This thread needs a good cleaning with some type of agent to remove imitators... calls in SJ I'm on a bit of a hiatus, just wait for it, should get something done today that should clear some of it Well, not really clear, and i don't mind people contributing, just something...else My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
The Herrick Gallente SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.09.21 12:40:00 - [298] Best thing on the intertubes ever. Originally by: Blane Xero Screw your stuff, can I have your wife?
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2008.09.21 14:38:00 - [299] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 21/09/2008 11:04:55 Originally by: Lance Fighter This thread needs a good cleaning with some type of agent to remove imitators... calls in SJ I'm on a bit of a hiatus, just wait for it, should get something done today that should clear some of it Well, not really clear, and i don't mind people contributing, just something...else >.> but... but... sigh Come back soon? :\ Originally by: Dheorl Originally by: Akita T yawn I never knew it was possible to stretch your ego THAT much in 1 post
Beardponderer You're Doing It Wrong	Posted - 2008.09.21 15:06:00 - [300] It'll be worth the wait



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