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Mspaine
JinTech Industries Utterly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.08.26 03:37:00 -
[91]
i....
demand....
MOAR!!!!!
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Arvald
Caldari Ninjas N Pirates Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.08.26 04:34:00 -
[92]
oh man these are awesome, do one abou mintal
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Sharupak
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.08.26 04:44:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/08/2008 15:20:17 (Can...not....resist! )
*ding ding*
Navigator: Hello and yada yada....whadda'ya want? Customer: Umm..hi..where's wrangler? Navigator: He's not here, get on with it. Customer: Err...i'd like to complain? Navigator: Ofcourse you do. Shoot. Customer: Well i was wondering if the forumwhin Navigator: Locked! Next? Customer: Umm...well i was curious on the dev blog th Navigator: Locked!! Next complain? Customer: ... Navigator: Well go on, we ain't got all day. Customer: Well the na Navigator: Locked! Then? Customer: I don't wanna complain anymore! Navigator: Why not? Customer: You'll just lock it! Navigator: I won't. Customer: You will! You just do it to be mean! Navigator: I never! Customer: ...promise? Navigator: Cross my pod and hope to pop. Customer: Ok. You sure? Navigator: Absolutely. Customer: I was wondering... Navigator: Hmm? Customer: About if the...*winces* Navigator: Go on. Customer: If the...the future a.... Navigator: ... Customer: Future ambul Navigator: LOCKED!!!! Customer: You lied!! Navigator: Last time. Honest. Customer: No!! Navigator: Oh come on!! Customer: No! I don't want to be locked again. Navigator: Honestly, all bets off, no lies, no fooling, abso-100%-lutely i won't lock it. Go ahead. Customer: ...i... Navigator does puppy eyes. Customer: Fine. But you better not. Navigator: CCP as my witness. Customer: Ok. Here goes. A Navigator: LOOOOOOOOOOCKED!!! It's goooood!!!! Customer: ACH! Goodbye!
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Customer: ...sir... Navigator: Myes? Customer: Could you unlock this door?
(runs far far away from forums)
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.08.26 06:00:00 -
[94]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 26/08/2008 06:06:06 Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 26/08/2008 06:00:25
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Roy Batty68 if only he had a pen... [cue background Wrangler 'Doctor Evil' laugh track]
I have one, made of Wranglonite, in an Isogen Casing, lowjacked and non-hacked, not cracked and pattywhacked it writes fine and it's all mine and something that Wrangler will pine, like for the fjords
I'll just send my minions to steal that pen too.
Ach!! No! *runs away* My pen, you stole two of these already and this one is mine!
"moar" coming today, hold on/hide your panties
And fyi, for those wondering about my meds/smoking habits and/or substances used, check my title and corporation ingame. Should explain
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.08.26 07:03:00 -
[95]
This came to me in a dream...a dream about puppies...and fluffy bears that go "Rawr!" at my thong waving behind. Anyway!
*ding ding!*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: I have a bit of a problem. Wrangler: That's what i'm here for, to help! *looks at camera* What? Customer: Who you talking to? Wrangler: Noone. Now, your problem? Customer: I can't log into EVE. Wrangler: Hmm, well that IS a problem. Customer: Yes, any ideas? Wrangler: You have the latest version of EVE? Customer: Yes. Wrangler: You have the necessary comp-power to run EVE? Customer: Yes. Wrangler: You have set up your wife as needed, infront of "Desperate Housewives Complete Season 1" and put the kids infront of the xbox? Customer: Would a PS3 do? Wrangler: In an emergency. Customer: Then yes. Wrangler: You've cleared the cache? Customer: Yes. Wrangler: Cleared the settings? Customer: Yes. Wrangler: Cleared the trash? Customer: Yes. Wrangler: Glass separately? Customer: Ofcourse. Wrangler: Have a keyboard and mouse attached to the computer? Customer: Yup. Wrangler: Hmm...lemme check something... Customer: Certainly. Wrangler: Ok, have you made sure you have enough space on the computer for cache and such? Customer: Certainly! I just put in a new harddrive. Wrangler: Hmm? Customer: Just bought a new fresh harddrive so there's no problem with space. Wrangler: Sir, i'm bound by our protocols to ask this, i know it's silly... Customer: Go ahead. Wrangler: did you re-install EVE? Customer: Excuse me? Wrangler: Did you, after intalling a new harddrive, install EVE on your computer? Customer: Oooh, no. Wrangler: ....what? Customer: No, i haven't. is that a problem? Wrangler: Is that a...!...no Sir. It's no problem. Nope. Not at all. Customer: Well my character is stored at your end so i thought... Wrangler: I'll show yoiu our "end" alright...*walks to backroom* Customer: Sir? Wrangler: ... Customer: Hellooo? Can you fix the problem? Wrangler walks out carrying a 1400mm howitzer; "Oh yeah! I've got fix for ya!" Customer: ... Wrangler: Now hold still while i fix the problem for good. Customer runs! Wrangler: Oh come on!! Lemme reboot your system!!!
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
hendo001
Caldari White Star Ltd Mjolnir Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.26 07:09:00 -
[96]
LOL! pure win :)
lol
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Shadow Sapphire
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Posted - 2008.08.26 07:12:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Customer: la...la... Wrangler: Las Palmas? La cucaracha? Lactating?
Nice one . Keep it up .
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Glengrant
TOHA Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.26 07:18:00 -
[98]
ROTFL.
You have just saved this awful piece of whining trash that is called General Discussions.
I, as a paying customer, was about to demand that this forum section be nerfed into non-existence. And expected (being a paying customer and therefore king and all) that demand to be implemented right away on pain of Eve otherwise dying right away and me (and a zillion friends and random folks I met in local once) quitting. But thanks to this shiny thread (the first this month or this quarter?) this section may zombie on for a while.
Thanks man
--- ISK BUYER = LOOSER EVE TV- Bring it back!
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Glengrant
TOHA Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.26 07:30:00 -
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Originally by: Daelin Blackleaf Best content this forum has seen in a long time.
Only content this forum has seen in a long while.
CPP nerf Whining already. It's way too overpowered. There's no pre-requisite skills, rank is (what were you thinking?) 0 and comes free with every account. Not even any trial phase restrictions. Yet to those affected it destroys countless hour of available time.
Also no stacking penalties. Hardly any effective counter-measures. Some people have tried Reason but it stands no chance against Whining. And how is it fair that Reason needs pre-reqs like Taking-A-Moment-To-Think and such.
Make people pay for starting threads. At least 10 m ISK per thread. 1 m per reply. 1 free thread per quarter, 1 free reply per month.
Hey - at the least this would also be a nice isk sink.
;-)
--- ISK BUYER = LOOSER EVE TV- Bring it back!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.08.26 07:33:00 -
[100]
LUNCH BREAK!!!
*Wrangler grabs his guitar*
CCP did a bad bad thing... CCP did a bad bad thing... CCP did a bad bad thing... CCP did a bad bad thing...
You ever nerfed so much you thought your little POD was gonna break in two? I didn't think so.
You ever scream with all your might and strength to get you nano back to you? I wanna hope so.
You ever flame with all your heart and soul just to watch it taken away?
CCP did a bad bad thing, CCP did a bad bad thing. CCP did a bad bad thing, feel like flaming, feel like whining.
You ever tried to balance a game to fit all the whining noobs? I don't think so.
You ever curse and say your leaving cause they nerfed the ship you love? Well if you say so.
It hurts so bad when you finally know just how low, low, low, low, low, posters go.
CCP did a bad bad thing, CCP did a bad bad thing. CCP did a bad bad thing, feel like flaming, feel like whining.
Ohh. feel like whining, feel like flaming. Ohh, feel like shouting, feel like crying.
(guitar solo)
CCP did a bad bad thing, CCP did a bad bad thing.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.08.26 11:09:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Glengrant
CPP nerf Whining already. It's way too overpowered. There's no pre-requisite skills, rank is (what were you thinking?) 0 and comes free with every account. Not even any trial phase restrictions.
Don't mean to be pedantic, but trial accounts can't post on General Discussion.
9 out of 10 blueprints prefer New Eden Research!
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Astria Tiphareth
Caldari 24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.08.26 11:23:00 -
[102]
Absolute gold. Keep 'em coming Sheriff.
Though your dreams continue to scare - bears going rawr at your thong... TMI ___ My views may not represent those of my corporation or alliance, which is why I never get invited to those diplomatic parties... |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.08.26 12:10:00 -
[103]
Someone suggested i should start selling "guest star" places into these
Oh ye of little faith in free entertainment!
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Arte
AFK
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Posted - 2008.08.26 13:05:00 -
[104]
Great stuff Sheriff. Not come across this thread before today, had a good giggle.
Missus is wondering what on earth I'm laughing at but there's no explaining Eve to her, I might as well try to explain the off-side rule in football.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.08.26 14:26:00 -
[105]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 26/08/2008 14:27:17
Originally by: Arte Missus is wondering what on earth I'm laughing at but there's no explaining Eve to her, I might as well try to explain the off-side rule in football.
*ding ding!*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer(female): Are you in charge of this place!? Wrangler: Doubtful, but i am the one here. Customer: I want to speak to someone in charge! Wrangler: Er...just a moment. Wrangler walks to the backroom. Wrangler walks back out. Wrangler: How may i help you mam? Customer: Aren't you the same person that was here just now? Wrangler: Oh no, that's Wrangler, i'm...Bill. Yes, Bill. Customer: I don't care if your name is Peter Pansy, are you in charge?! Wrangler: Yes mam i am, in charge i am. Ra ta ta tan. Customer: This is no laughing matter! I want to complain! Wrangler: Certainly mam, what about? Customer: About this "game" of yours! Wrangler: Finest in the industry. Customer: Oooh don't get smart with me, it's ruining my marriage! Wrangler: Oh heavens no, how so? Ain't i poetic today, go wrangler go! Err...go bill go! Customer: All my hubby does is play play play, EVE this, EVE that, EVE here and EVE there! Wrangler: That's marvelous! Customer: No it's not! Wrangler: It isn't? Customer: NO! Wrangler: Ah shame, have to change our website. "EVE - Worlds largest, but not so marvelous, game universe." Customer: Look, are you here to make fun of me or will you help me?! Wrangler: Which answer would make you stop shouting at me? Customer: I want you to make it so that my husband doesn't play that much anymore. Wrangler: ...and what do you suggest i do? Customer: Anything!! Wrangler: Again with the shouting, gees...fine...hmm. Customer: Well?! Wrangler: Hold on a minute! Customer: Don't shout at me!!! Wrangler: Look. Mam. I have a solution for you, but you won't like it. Customer: Anything to get my man off that damn computer. Wrangler: You sure? I'm telling you, you won't like it. Customer: Just tell it! Wrangler: Ok. *leans over* *whispers* *whispers some more*...and then you just roll him over and presto! Customer slaps Wrangler and storms out. Wrangler: ...told you.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Thea Arsoniztik
Red Tides
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Posted - 2008.08.26 15:14:00 -
[106]
May I suggest some topics? -Salvage theft -CAOD -High Sec Mission Running -FW -Petitions
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Arox Dax
Chaos Coalition The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.26 15:22:00 -
[107]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Customer: Look, are you here to make fun of me or will you help me?! Wrangler: Which answer would make you stop shouting at me?
Oh I can so Sympathise with Wrangler there :)
And keep up the good work Sheriff, pure gold sir
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Locke DieDrake
Human Information Virus
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Posted - 2008.08.26 15:31:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 26/08/2008 14:27:17 ~~~ Wrangler: Look. Mam. I have a solution for you, but you won't like it. Customer: Anything to get my man off that damn computer. Wrangler: You sure? I'm telling you, you won't like it. Customer: Just tell it! Wrangler: Ok. *leans over* *whispers* *whispers some more*...and then you just roll him over and presto! Customer slaps Wrangler and storms out. Wrangler: ...told you.
Oddly enough, I got a very similar response from my wife when I told her how to get me away from EVE.
______________________________________________ Goon FC(08/12/06):"its a trap" "that thing is fully operational" |
Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.08.26 15:57:00 -
[109]
Good stuff. Do one on L4 missions. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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CCP Navigator
C C P
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Posted - 2008.08.26 16:02:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/08/2008 15:20:17 (Can...not....resist! )
*ding ding*
Navigator: Hello and yada yada....whadda'ya want? Customer: Umm..hi..where's wrangler? Navigator: He's not here, get on with it. Customer: Err...i'd like to complain? Navigator: Ofcourse you do. Shoot. Customer: Well i was wondering if the forumwhin Navigator: Locked! Next? Customer: Umm...well i was curious on the dev blog th Navigator: Locked!! Next complain? Customer: ... Navigator: Well go on, we ain't got all day. Customer: Well the na Navigator: Locked! Then? Customer: I don't wanna complain anymore! Navigator: Why not? Customer: You'll just lock it! Navigator: I won't. Customer: You will! You just do it to be mean! Navigator: I never! Customer: ...promise? Navigator: Cross my pod and hope to pop. Customer: Ok. You sure? Navigator: Absolutely. Customer: I was wondering... Navigator: Hmm? Customer: About if the...*winces* Navigator: Go on. Customer: If the...the future a.... Navigator: ... Customer: Future ambul Navigator: LOCKED!!!! Customer: You lied!! Navigator: Last time. Honest. Customer: No!! Navigator: Oh come on!! Customer: No! I don't want to be locked again. Navigator: Honestly, all bets off, no lies, no fooling, abso-100%-lutely i won't lock it. Go ahead. Customer: ...i... Navigator does puppy eyes. Customer: Fine. But you better not. Navigator: CCP as my witness. Customer: Ok. Here goes. A Navigator: LOOOOOOOOOOCKED!!! It's goooood!!!! Customer: ACH! Goodbye!
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Customer: ...sir... Navigator: Myes? Customer: Could you unlock this door?
(runs far far away from forums)
Thread Locked.
Please note that the General Discussion area is not....
Oh who am I kidding - Continue
Navigator Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Email / Netfang
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.08.26 16:28:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Navigator Thread Locked.
Please note that the General Discussion area is not....
Oh who am I kidding - Continue
Durnit had me going for a while there
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Kash Ka
Amarr Point of No Return Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.08.26 17:40:00 -
[112]
OMG rofl, this is pure gold. Please more more! --------------==============================-------------- Forgiveness is between you and god, im just here to arrange the meeting. |
Manfred Rickenbocker
The Elliance Delta.Green
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Posted - 2008.08.26 18:06:00 -
[113]
This thread is made of awesome. May you be buried in kittens~ ------------------------ Peace through superior firepower: a guiding principle for uncertain times. |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.08.27 11:26:00 -
[114]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 27/08/2008 11:28:03 (Think there's a need for one again, you people are getting itchy with ya triggerfingers )
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: Is this the CCP? Wrangler: Does it say so on the door? Customer: Yes. Wrangler: Did i say "welcome to the CCP"? Customer: Believe you did. Wrangler: Then no, this is the Wrangler Thongs Emporium, how may i pack your stuff? Customer: You're kidding right... Wrangler: I am. Now, you must have a problem. Customer: Actually no. Wrangler: No? Said he in astonishment. Customer: No, i came to say all's fine and dandy. Wrangler: Really? Customer: Yup, nothing to complain. Wrangler: Err...nice to hear? Customer: Isn't it! Wrangler: So, no lag complaint? Customer: Nope. Wrangler: No jita whine? Customer: Not at all. Wrangler: No nanonerf cry of battle? Customer: None of the sort. Wrangler: Not even a "could we have a slightly altered font if it doesn't bother you too much"? Customer: Can't say that i have. Wrangler: Well, umm...hold on a moment...*walks to the backroom* Eris! Eris: What?! Wrangler: There's a customer here without a complaint. Eris: Did you ask him about lag? Wrangler: Yeah, no such whine. Eris: Nano? Surely some nano complaint? Wrangler: He says he doesn't have one! Eris: Doesn't have..hold on! Eris and Wrangler walk back out. Eris: So you're saying you have absolutely nothing to complain about? Customer: Yup. I'm content with all the content. If you allow my pun of obvious nature. Wrangler: Told ya. Eris: Well i'll be...hold on a moment. *Eris walks to the backroom* Navigator!! Navigator: What?! Eris: There's a customer here without a complaint! Navigator: Did you ask ab.. Eris: Yes! No lag, jita or evne nano complaint! Navigator: Err...tell him that this is not allowed on the fo...that i'll lo...umm... Customer: So, what now? Wrangler: EVE...is...that way? Customer: Thank you!
*ding ding*
Wrangler: ...eris, we need more patches!
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Beardponderer
You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2008.08.27 13:24:00 -
[115]
Great stuff sheriff.
You big, crazy, fool
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Talon7649
The Graduates Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.08.27 14:32:00 -
[116]
/me puts on 13th pair of dry pants right im ready, next one.
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Sneaky Tiger
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2008.08.27 20:42:00 -
[117]
Quote: Navigator: Err...tell him that this is not allowed on the fo...that i'll lo...umm... ... Wrangler: ...eris, we need more patches!
hahahahahahaa
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Chillshock
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Posted - 2008.08.27 20:52:00 -
[118]
sheriff deliveres!
also DEAD POODLE! ;)
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War Porcika
Serenity and Hungarian Operational Team
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Posted - 2008.08.28 05:58:00 -
[119]
This topic made my day!!
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Grim Mercy
Heretic Logistics Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.08.28 06:50:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones LUNCH BREAK!!!
*Wrangler grabs his guitar*
CCP did a bad bad thing... CCP did a bad bad thing... CCP did a bad bad thing... CCP did a bad bad thing...
You ever nerfed so much you thought your little POD was gonna break in two? I didn't think so.
You ever scream with all your might and strength to get you nano back to you? I wanna hope so.
You ever flame with all your heart and soul just to watch it taken away?
CCP did a bad bad thing, CCP did a bad bad thing. CCP did a bad bad thing, feel like flaming, feel like whining.
You ever tried to balance a game to fit all the whining noobs? I don't think so.
You ever curse and say your leaving cause they nerfed the ship you love? Well if you say so.
It hurts so bad when you finally know just how low, low, low, low, low, posters go.
CCP did a bad bad thing, CCP did a bad bad thing. CCP did a bad bad thing, feel like flaming, feel like whining.
Ohh. feel like whining, feel like flaming. Ohh, feel like shouting, feel like crying.
(guitar solo)
CCP did a bad bad thing, CCP did a bad bad thing.
...and +100 points to you for the first Chris Isaak reference I've seen in... god, what year is it?
And you did it with one of my favorite songs, too. Kudos.
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