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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.08.15 02:13:00 -
[61]
... Wow... How did i miss these the first time around?
Amazing.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.22 09:42:00 -
[62]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/08/2008 09:43:45
(Been busy, sorry for the lack of stuff  )
Customers behind the door of shop: Rabble rabble rabble!!
Wrangler: Rabble rabble...wait a minute..oh yeah...*goes to open store*
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Waaait for it!
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Bloody hell...*goes behind counter*
*ding...*
Customer: Now?
Wrangler: Yeah, ok.
*Ding!*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: Ay have ah compliin!
Wrangler: Compliin?
Customer: Yes!
Wrangler: Excuse me but...what's compliin?
Customer: A compliin! Avirse! I wish to notifyy jyy of ah pryblem!
Wrangler: Aaah... a complaint.
Customer: That's what ay sayed!
Wrangler: Riight. Ok then, what do you wish to comp....compliint about?
Customer: Look... jyy making fun ah me?
Wrangler: Oh not at all sir. Do go on.
Customer: Hmh, fine. Ay wish to compliin about phones.
Wrangler: Phones sir?
Customer: Phones phones! Things that go ziiiiim and flyy at tings!
Wrangler: Err...drones?
Customer: YES! did ay stutter?!!
Wrangler: Oh no sirhihi, not at all. Right, krhm, what seems to be the problem with your phones?
Customer: They dyn listen! They go ziim and peepee at things ay dinnay say them ta go at...
Wrangler: Krhm...
Customer: The phones, they go and then they retirn and then they peepee all over the cargobyy...
Wrangler: Haha...erhm...
Customer: Someting...funney?
Wrangler: Oh not at all sir...krhhm...,bad cough *puckers*
Customer: Hmm...right. Well, as ay sayed...
Wrangler: Mhmm...
Customer: As..ay...sayed...the phones...
Wrangler: Krh..mh...
Customer: They peepee...
Wrangler: Ahah...krhm...
Customer: Look! What is this?! Is this CiyCiyPee or some neubie chanTl?!
Wrangler: Ahahahahhaha!
Customer: Outragious! How dare jyy!!
Wrangler falls over holding his sides. "Ahaha!!!"
Customer: Ay will not stand here with may phones and take this! Ay shall go elsewhere with may peepee pryblem!!
Wrangler: AAAaaaaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*ding ding!*
Eris: What the hell is going on here?
Wrangler: Nything! *rolls on floor laughing*
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.22 15:15:00 -
[63]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/08/2008 15:20:17
(Can...not....resist!  )
*ding ding*
Navigator: Hello and yada yada....whadda'ya want?
Customer: Umm..hi..where's wrangler?
Navigator: He's not here, get on with it.
Customer: Err...i'd like to complain?
Navigator: Ofcourse you do. Shoot.
Customer: Well i was wondering if the forumwhin
Navigator: Locked! Next?
Customer: Umm...well i was curious on the dev blog th
Navigator: Locked!! Next complain?
Customer: ...
Navigator: Well go on, we ain't got all day.
Customer: Well the na
Navigator: Locked! Then?
Customer: I don't wanna complain anymore!
Navigator: Why not?
Customer: You'll just lock it!
Navigator: I won't.
Customer: You will! You just do it to be mean!
Navigator: I never!
Customer: ...promise?
Navigator: Cross my pod and hope to pop.
Customer: Ok. You sure?
Navigator: Absolutely.
Customer: I was wondering...
Navigator: Hmm?
Customer: About if the...*winces*
Navigator: Go on.
Customer: If the...the future a....
Navigator: ...
Customer: Future ambul
Navigator: LOCKED!!!!
Customer: You lied!!
Navigator: Last time. Honest.
Customer: No!!
Navigator: Oh come on!!
Customer: No! I don't want to be locked again.
Navigator: Honestly, all bets off, no lies, no fooling, abso-100%-lutely i won't lock it. Go ahead.
Customer: ...i...
Navigator does puppy eyes.
Customer: Fine. But you better not.
Navigator: CCP as my witness.
Customer: Ok. Here goes. A
Navigator: LOOOOOOOOOOCKED!!! It's goooood!!!!
Customer: ACH! Goodbye!
...
Customer: ...sir...
Navigator: Myes?
Customer: Could you unlock this door?
(runs far far away from forums)
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Colonel Apocalypse
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Posted - 2008.08.22 15:22:00 -
[64]
Edited by: Colonel Apocalypse on 22/08/2008 15:24:52
 Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Zzzzz....zzzzz....
*ding ding!*
Wrangler: Hu wh welcome to help! How may i CCP you? *thinks* Yeah!
Customer: Oh i think you've CCP'd me enough.
1st post in a long time to make me lol . Thx
EDIT
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Wrangler: Go...ne...fis...hi...ng!! *hangs sign on door*
Ok now i'm tears in my eyes and i can't stop .
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.22 15:42:00 -
[65]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/08/2008 15:41:56
Originally by: Colonel Apocalypse
I wonder if Wrangler likes them .
I honestly don't know if i wanna find out
Or Navigator...
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Takon Orlani
Caldari
Chaos Monkeys
Monkey Religion
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Posted - 2008.08.22 16:42:00 -
[66]
Is this an EVE tribute to Monty Python?
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.22 17:47:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Takon Orlani
Is this an EVE tribute to Monty Python?
Aye the original CCP Shop sketch, way back when, was inspired by MP.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Ruze
Amarr
No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2008.08.22 17:56:00 -
[68]
This whole thing is awesome.
Quote:
If you like playing EvE, but don't like to PvP ...
Maybe it's time you recognize that you don't really like to play EvE.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.23 12:40:00 -
[69]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 23/08/2008 12:40:24
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: Noob!
Wrangler: Excuse me sir?
Customer: No you!
Wrangler: I don't quite follow...
Customer: Wow is that way!! *points*
Wrangler: Umm...
Customer: Dude! Your face!
Wrangler: Riight...*goes to backroom*
Customer runs around the shop waving fingers; "Pew pew! pew pew!"
Wrangler comes back.
Customer: Nerf nerf nerf!! LOL!!!
Wrangler: Say cheese.
Customer: Can i have your stu*Zrzzzzzzzzzzzt!!* *poof*
Wrangler: Sigh..*cleans up dust from floor and drops to big bin labeled "Forumites"*
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.08.23 13:02:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 23/08/2008 12:40:24
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: Noob!
Wrangler: Excuse me sir?
Customer: No you!
Wrangler: I don't quite follow...
Customer: Wow is that way!! *points*
Wrangler: Umm...
Customer: Dude! Your face!
Wrangler: Riight...*goes to backroom*
Customer runs around the shop waving fingers; "Pew pew! pew pew!"
Wrangler comes back.
Customer: Nerf nerf nerf!! LOL!!!
Wrangler: Say cheese.
Customer: Can i have your stu*Zrzzzzzzzzzzzt!!* *poof*
Wrangler: Sigh..*cleans up dust from floor and drops to big bin labeled "Forumites"*
true story
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Ngwee
Gallente
Uninvited Guests
Obsidian Empire
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Posted - 2008.08.23 15:12:00 -
[71]
I laughed.
Good stuff.
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Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar
Aeden
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Posted - 2008.08.23 17:21:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Wrangler: Hail and well met from Blizzard, how might i assist you?
lol, pure gold
Fetchez la vache !
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Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar
Aeden
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Posted - 2008.08.23 17:27:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Wrangler: Mino...minor defect?! How, in all that is holy, are you planning to hit anything without any guns?!?
Customer: I'll ram 'em.
Wrangler: ...what?
Customer: I'll ram 'em hard.
Wrangler: ....
Customer: From behind.
lol
Fetchez la vache !
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Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar
Aeden
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Posted - 2008.08.23 17:32:00 -
[74]
Why didn't you do that :
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 23/08/2008 12:40:24
*ding ding*
Customer: First !
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
(...)
Fetchez la vache !
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yosef kaldhu
Sarz'na Khumatari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.08.23 19:02:00 -
[75]
awesome pure awesome cant wait for more
loved the rat sketch haha
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Jarunik
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Posted - 2008.08.23 19:27:00 -
[76]
Awesome. I really enjoy them. Go on. :)
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Tippia
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.23 19:31:00 -
[77]
I wonder…
…is there any time left over in the FanFest schedule to sneak in some live performance?
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Disteeler
Primera Fundacion
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Posted - 2008.08.23 19:34:00 -
[78]
ahaha can't stop laughing:
Customer: I bought EVE!
Wrangler: I'm sorry for your loss...
Customer: Huh?
Wrangler: I mean, go on.
XDDDDDDD
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Kane Rizzel
NovaKane Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.08.23 22:45:00 -
[79]
Awesome stuff, really cheered me up, now I don't have to kick a puppy
A Pirates Perspective
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Helios III
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Posted - 2008.08.23 23:14:00 -
[80]
Congratulations on saving the forums for awhile good sir.
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Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.08.24 00:09:00 -
[81]
Sheriff Jones. A true forum Super Hero.
o7
if only he had a pen...
[cue background Wrangler 'Doctor Evil' laugh track]
Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
BiggestT
Caldari
Space Oddysey
Pupule 'Ohana
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Posted - 2008.08.24 02:50:00 -
[82]
Edited by: BiggestT on 24/08/2008 02:52:59
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
*ding ding!*
Wrangler: Hello and w
*ding ding!*
Wrangler: ...damn nanowhiners...*goes back to reading*
(Sometimes short ones just work  )
LOL gold
edit: and added to sig lol
poudly annoying fc's since 2007
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
*ding ding!*
Wrangler: Hello and w
*ding ding!*
Wrangler: ...damn nanowhiners...*goes back to reading*
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2008.08.24 07:20:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Roy Batty68
if only he had a pen...
[cue background Wrangler 'Doctor Evil' laugh track]
I have one, made of Wranglonite, in an Isogen Casing, lowjacked and non-hacked, not cracked and pattywhacked it writes fine and it's all mine and something that Wrangler will pine, like for the fjords
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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CCP Wrangler
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Posted - 2008.08.25 23:35:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Roy Batty68
if only he had a pen...
[cue background Wrangler 'Doctor Evil' laugh track]
I have one, made of Wranglonite, in an Isogen Casing, lowjacked and non-hacked, not cracked and pattywhacked it writes fine and it's all mine and something that Wrangler will pine, like for the fjords
I'll just send my minions to steal that pen too. 
Wrangler
Community Manager
CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.08.25 23:53:00 -
[85]
^^ Still haven't learned that if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself?
New Eden Research, where science is serious business!
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stadshage
Caldari
Universal Star
Final Retribution Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.26 00:54:00 -
[86]
great stuff really made my night
really need to know the stuff ya smoke or shrooms you eat
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.08.26 01:01:00 -
[87]
Originally by: stadshage
great stuff really made my night
really need to know the stuff ya smoke or shrooms you eat
He doesn't need to take anything, he's just Sheriff Jones, the most awesomely awesome awesomeness poster of the entire EVE-O forums!
9 out of 10 blueprints prefer New Eden Research!
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Brigsby5987
Caldari
32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2008.08.26 01:07:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
*ding ding!*
Wrangler: Hello and w
*ding ding!*
Wrangler: ...damn nanowhiners...*goes back to reading*
(Sometimes short ones just work )
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
/EPIC THREAD
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When Will I be able to post again ? 13 days, 23 hours, 55 minutes, 36 seconds |
Daelin Blackleaf
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.08.26 01:26:00 -
[89]
Best content this forum has seen in a long time.
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar
7th Cav
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Posted - 2008.08.26 02:04:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 23/08/2008 12:40:24
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: Noob!
Wrangler: Excuse me sir?
Customer: No you!
Wrangler: I don't quite follow...
Customer: Wow is that way!! *points*
Wrangler: Umm...
Customer: Dude! Your face!
Wrangler: Riight...*goes to backroom*
Customer runs around the shop waving fingers; "Pew pew! pew pew!"
Wrangler comes back.
Customer: Nerf nerf nerf!! LOL!!!
Wrangler: Say cheese.
Customer: Can i have your stu*Zrzzzzzzzzzzzt!!* *poof*
Wrangler: Sigh..*cleans up dust from floor and drops to big bin labeled "Forumites"*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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