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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.25 11:46:00 -
[451]
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllll
/catches breath
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllll
uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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LordSwift
INTERSTELLAR ENTERPRISE
StarFleet Federation
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Posted - 2008.11.25 12:29:00 -
[452]
Love the whole thing. keep up the hard work. hehe
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Stric Dusko
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Posted - 2008.11.26 09:37:00 -
[453]
"Your post strikes thread for perfect bumpage."
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LunaticWithCandy
Caldari
Gates of Valhalla
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Posted - 2008.11.27 09:44:00 -
[454]
More more more!!!
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Get out of my dreams and into my van. |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.27 09:55:00 -
[455]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 27/11/2008 09:55:51
(Meanwhile at the CCP Shop(Yes it's a filler.(Yes i know!)))
*ding ding*
Customer: Umm...hello?
????: Hello...
Customer: Who who...who are you?
????: U uu, u uuu.
Customer: What?
????: Who.
Customer: Huh?!
???? sighs; "Nevermind."
Customer: Look, is Wrangler here?
????: Does he look to be present at this very time?
Customer: Umm. No.
????: Then i do believe you have your answer.
Customer: Well..umm...can you help me?
????: Regarding?
Customer: EVE ofcourse.
????: No.
Customer: Then why are you here?!
????: I go where i must and where i am needed.
Customer: Look this dark cloak and broody WoW crap doesn't scare me...now show me someone who can help.
????: No.
Customer: Well...to hell with you then!
???? pokes customer.
Customer dies.
????: You first.
???? sits down and waits.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
frsd
Caldari
Red Dwarf Mining Corporation
space weaponry and trade
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Posted - 2008.11.27 10:23:00 -
[456]
nice 
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Zaptwig
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Posted - 2008.11.27 11:06:00 -
[457]
SECOND AFTER A JONES
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Saju Somtaaw
Gallente
Department of Defence
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Posted - 2008.11.28 04:14:00 -
[458]
Third after a Jones.
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Devs Sign Here; GMs and ISD welcome to :) |
Cay Qel'Droma
Amarr
The Night Corporation
RONA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.28 06:09:00 -
[459]
 Originally by: Zaptwig
SECOND AFTER A JONES
Originally by: Saju Somtaaw
Third after a Jones.
Who the hell is Jones?  
lmao @ the last one, man!
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Amateurs built the Arc, professionals built the Titanic. |
brethen crowne
Minmatar
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.11.29 22:05:00 -
[460]
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Beardponderer
You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2008.11.30 23:31:00 -
[461]
Edited by: Beardponderer on 30/11/2008 23:30:54
Keep 'em coming you big gay, pink-outfit-wearing sheriff.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.12.01 07:49:00 -
[462]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 01/12/2008 07:52:39
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 01/12/2008 07:49:22
(Somewhere in the paris underground)
Meow? *scratch scratch scratch* Meow...
(to be continued)
(ok fine! )
The Nebby rambled, bouldered or otherwise slumbered through the undergrounds of Paris, which to Wranglers opinion were;
Wrangler: ...too f*cking large for reality.
SJ: Look, do you really need me to explain you everything that's going on?
Wrangler: I don't really mind, but i think the audi--
Eris: Shh!
Navigator: Dude!
Wrangler: ...what?
SJ: Immersion man, immersion. Gees.
Wrangler: Yes. I would be most interested in hearing of the story leading to this point of particular--
SJ: No need for sarcasm.
Wrangler: This isn't sarcasm, i'm so very very interested. Please oh plese, tell me. Please. *blinks*
SJ: ...you're a real ahole at times.
Wrangler: Ok fine, i'll bite, shoot.
SJ: This is 10th of May, 2011, and this is new earth as we know it. On Wee-Day, the project forerly known as Ambulation hit the markets.
Wrangler: Right...
SJ: It was an utter and complete--
Wrangler: Failure?
SJ: Success.
Wrangler: Oh.
SJ: Soon, every household in the world had atleast on running EVE client, as the reality of EVE peeked so high, it took over the real reality.
Wrangler: Doubt it.
SJ: Trust me, it was real.
Wrangler: So where is everybody?
SJ: In WiS. The Wireless Intelligence System.
Wrangler: It means walk in stations.
SJ: That's hwat we thought. That's what it wanted us to believe. When WiS went online--
Wrangler: Hold on. We're in some form of futuristic ship, flying under paris, you're saying machines took over the world on "wee-day", when an "intelligence" went online..
SJ: Yeah?
Wrangler: Seems a bit, familiar.
SJ: We know, WoW 2 launch day.
Wrangler: No i mean...ah forget it.
SJ: In any case, all the humans of the world are logged in to EVE, ambulating to their hearts content while the WiS feeds on natural resources and keeps us unaware of the real world.
Wrangler: Lemme guess, you're the resistance, trying to destroy WiS and you were woken up from your slumber because you're the chosen one?
SJ: Logged out of the game, yes. We are the saviors of earth, patriots of humanity, the masters of the universe if you will.
Wrangler: That's pushing it. Legal will be all over this story.
SJ: It's ok, it's non-profit. Anyway, we don't know who fired the first shot of the great war on WiS, but we know that we burned the internets. It didn't stop it though, it was already too late as--
Navigator: Approaching Portal!
SJ: We have to continue this later, we're nearing the Portal.
Wrangler: Should i even ask what the Portal is?
SJ: It's very--
Wrangler: Simple. Got it.
SJ: Good, you're learning.
The Nebby approached the huge underground facility, built deeper and closer to the heart of the earth below Paris--
Wrangler: Oh come on...
SJ: Shh!
As i was saying... *frowns* ...the Nebby flew closer and with a quiet "clank" and "clonk" of the docking clamps, which for whatever reason never went "clamp", the Nebby shut down systems and the crew neared the exit.
The cat seemed not to care anymore. It was, waiting.
(to be continued)
(disclaimer: I don't wear pink. I... ...don't.)
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Little Matt
Caldari
New Fnord Industries
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Posted - 2008.12.01 09:00:00 -
[463]
Awesome post.
Keep it up SJ and I'll give you a pretty pink frock. :)
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Sephy'Ra
Ascendant Strategies Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.01 19:48:00 -
[464]
Edited by: Sephy''Ra on 01/12/2008 19:48:37
May I 1up my postcount by stating that this seems to be a parody of Back to the Future + Terminator + Matrix + "whatever the cat symbolizes"?
Heck, it's awesome!
EDIT: There is no postcount! 
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sg3s
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.01 20:20:00 -
[465]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
The Nebby approached the huge underground facility, built deeper and closer to the heart of the earth below Paris--
Wrangler: Oh come on...
SJ: Shh!
LOL
It's about time I put something sensible in here, but I couldn't really come up with something so you'l have to do with this. Are you like really bored, or did you not notice this is my sig? |
Cay Qel'Droma
Amarr
The Night Corporation
RONA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.02 08:34:00 -
[466]
Am I the only one here who's interested if the cat is also pink?
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Amateurs built the Arc, professionals built the Titanic. |
Rahvin Damodred
Tenth Legion Holdings
Tenth Legion
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Posted - 2008.12.03 05:08:00 -
[467]
Best.Thread.Ever. 
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.12.04 00:30:00 -
[468]
Edited by: EnslaverOfMinmatar on 04/12/2008 00:31:22
*bang* *bang*
Navigator: Ouch. Not again!
*bang* *bang*
Navigator: Stop hitting me with the bat!
*bang* bang*
Navigator: Why are you doing this?
Nozh: Your locking speed has reached ludicrous speed. Because of that, Fatality (our forum engine) is behaving quite strangely. Even 100+ page threads disappear out of the blue..
Navigator: That wasn't me, that's Torfi.
Nozh: You won't find anything in the logs to prove it, haha! Your lock button, the dev giveth and the dev taketh.
Navigator: But.. but.. I need 3563 more locks than Mitnal to be the number one on *snip* Posting lockboard links is not permitted */snip*
Nozh: Well, ok, the real reason is because of your locks I can't read my daily nanowhines. *BANG*
Navigator: Awwww my arm!! I'm gonna quit if you don't stop and sue you!!
*ding* *ding*
Navigator: Welcome to CCP, how...
EnslaverOfMinmatar: ohaii i kan haz ur stuffz?
*Navigator clicks lock on EnslaverOfMinmatar*
EnslaverOfMinmatar: LOOK I HAZ LOLZSLAVURS
Navigator: My lock isn't working!? What the ...?
EnslaverOfMinmatar: polycarbonz
*Nozh hears the code word and goes berserk*
Nozh: NERF! *bang* NERF! *bang* NERF *bang* *bang*NERF NERF NERFFFFFF!!!!.......
uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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Vak'ran
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Posted - 2008.12.04 01:00:00 -
[469]
Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Edited by: EnslaverOfMinmatar on 04/12/2008 00:31:22
*bang* *bang*
Navigator: Ouch. Not again!
*bang* *bang*
Navigator: Stop hitting me with the bat!
*bang* bang*
Navigator: Why are you doing this?
Nozh: Your locking speed has reached ludicrous speed. Because of that, Fatality (our forum engine) is behaving quite strangely. Even 100+ page threads disappear out of the blue..
Navigator: That wasn't me, that's Torfi.
Nozh: You won't find anything in the logs to prove it, haha! Your lock button, the dev giveth and the dev taketh.
Navigator: But.. but.. I need 3563 more locks than Mitnal to be the number one on *snip* Posting lockboard links is not permitted */snip*
Nozh: Well, ok, the real reason is because of your locks I can't read my daily nanowhines. *BANG*
Navigator: Awwww my arm!! I'm gonna quit if you don't stop and sue you!!
*ding* *ding*
Navigator: Welcome to CCP, how...
EnslaverOfMinmatar: ohaii i kan haz ur stuffz?
*Navigator clicks lock on EnslaverOfMinmatar*
EnslaverOfMinmatar: LOOK I HAZ LOLZSLAVURS
Navigator: My lock isn't working!? What the ...?
EnslaverOfMinmatar: polycarbonz
*Nozh hears the code word and goes berserk*
Nozh: NERF! *bang* NERF! *bang* NERF *bang* *bang*NERF NERF NERFFFFFF!!!!.......
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*click click*
EnslaverOfMinmatar: yo whot you doin'?
Vak'Ran: Trying to change stations to get away from you and your idealistic commercial kinda deal
*click click*
EnslaverOfMinmatar: ohaii i kan haz ur stuffz?
Vak'Ran: Its no bloody use you are all over the forum
EnslaverOfMinmatar: Buy me 'Navigator locked my threadzzz T-Shirt!'
Vak'Ran: Oh bugger it, i'll watch jones in syndication...
*click*
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Jones you got a website or somesuch where we can read your stuff without muppets like the quoted ruining our day?
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Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forums. |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.12.05 16:15:00 -
[470]
Originally by: Vak'ran
Jones you got a website or somesuch where we can read your stuff without muppets like the quoted ruining our day?
Nah, this belongs in the forums and if for some unearthly way the forums would disappear and the "logs would show nothing", this thread would become a mere speckle of memory dust in the internet highway.
Would you like to know more?
Seriously though, i don't mind, it's kind of homage'esque 
You still here?
Hmm?
*looks around*
What?
Oh...well...ok then!
(the story continues!)
The doors of the Nebby slowly opened and the once glorious passageways of the Portal City came to view. Once the pinnacle of technology and other assorted things of the "oooh aaaah" nature, the hallways now resembled more the rusted and staincovered underbelly of long sunken oceanliners. While the writer rambled on about the magnificence of the Portal City, Wrangler pointed at a character waiting at the docking bay.
Wrangler: Who's he?
Fallout: SHE! Who's she!
Wrangler: Sorry, it's the light. Who's you?
Fallout: I'm Fallout, the propripara...porpirata...owner of the place.
Wrangler: You own an underground lair under Paris?
Fallout: So?
Wrangler: Oh nothing.
SJ: Fallout, how's the portal?
Fallout: Loaded and ready. The bugs should be out of the system.
SJ: We better get a move on, we don't have much time. Navigator, keep the Nebby warm.
Navigator: Gotcha. And the cat?
SJ: What cat?
Navigator: That cat.
SJ: Oh that cat.
Navigator: Yeah.
SJ: Nevermind it.
Navigator: Right.
SJ: Come on Wrangler.
Wrangler: I'm travelling with ret--
Fallout: SHH!
Wrangler: What?!
Fallout: Don't say that word.
Wrangler: What word? Ret--
Fallout slaps Wrangler.
Wrangler: HEY!
Fallout: We don't use those kinds of words here, the machines ban everyone who does.
Wrangler: Ooooh...ban...so scared.
Fallout: Permanent ban, you catch my drift?
Wrangler: Yeah man, chill. Gees.
Fallout: MAM!
Wrangler: Right, the reflection, of the tubes..it...yeah.
Jones, Wrangler and Fallout headed down the bowels of the robot with a bad case of corrosis, while Eris and Navigaotr went back to the Nebby. Soon the sounds of the docking bay doors closing, were a mere echo in the...far away.
Wrangler: So, what's the portal?
SJ: It's a gateway.
Wrangler: ...
As the bay doors were closing, one indecicive cat was sitting in the middle. After a while of pondering the pros and cons between following the strangers heading into the strange metal blob and the strangers heading into the strange metal tube, the cat had decided on the tube option. The cat wasn't perplexed, curious, or even annoyed, but merely nauseated.
(The end!)
(No wait...to be continued!)
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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MinSebsis
Minmatar
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.12.05 16:22:00 -
[471]
These are awesome! More Please!
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Lost Hamster
Serenity and Hungarian Operational Team
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.12.05 16:32:00 -
[472]
More, more, more, please. 
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Saju Somtaaw
Gallente
Department of Defence
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Posted - 2008.12.05 18:48:00 -
[473]
come on, give us more!
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Devs Sign Here; GMs and ISD welcome to :) |
Wacoede
Amarr
Allied Combat Team
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Posted - 2008.12.09 20:20:00 -
[474]
back to the top with you
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Originally by: Avery Fatwallet
when someone sez "eve is too tuff"
standard reply is "can i have stuff?"
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Orion GUardian
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.12.11 19:47:00 -
[475]
bump for more
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Hockey Moan
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Posted - 2008.12.11 19:48:00 -
[476]
Its kinda sad to see this very nice tread on page 8, even in the mids of the EvE financial crisis ocurring at this moment. Let me give it a push back to the top.
/me hooks the tread on first page.
There ya go........
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Becq Starforged
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.12.12 21:56:00 -
[477]
Surely there must be a "CCP Shop" sketch or three hiding somewhere in the POS bug mess...?
Here, I'll help you get started:
*ding ding*
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Becq Starforged
Ushra'Khan
The Flame of Freedom Burns On! |
Pliauga
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.12.16 10:40:00 -
[478]
MOAR!!!...
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DRONE love rulez!! 'mkay?!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.12.16 11:06:00 -
[479]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 16/12/2008 11:07:14
Recipient: [email protected]
Subject: CCP Notification.
It has come to our attention that you've been using your corporation(CCP Shop) to mine LOLs without any costs. This is a known exploit and as such, your corporation(CCP Shop) will be removed from the internet, aswell as all assets linked to the corporation(CCP Shop) and all assets linked to the character(Sheriff Jones). Furthermore, the character(Sheriff Jones) and all characters linked to the character(Sheriff Jones) and all characters linked to the corporation(CCP Shop) will be banned.
We would also like to inform you, that we will be removing the characters(Sheriff Jones) dog(Sparky) and the corporation(doghouse) linked to the dog(Sparky). All possible dogs affiliated with the corporation(doghouse) owned by characters(Sheriff Jones) dog(Sparky) will also be removed.
The characters(Sheriff Jones) Wife(Mrs Jones) will be removed from the corporation(House) and will be reprocessed accordingly. The corporation(House) of Wife(Mrs Jones) will be removed as well as any characters or items linked to the corporation(House) or Wife(Mrs Jones).
Any petition regarding the safe return of Wife(Mrs Jones) will result in a permanent biomassing of Wife(Mrs Jones).
Best Regards, CCP.
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Recipient: [email protected]
Subkect: RE: CCP Notification.
Please return my wife!
-SJ
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
threeDspider
Caldari
Appetite 4 Destruction
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Posted - 2008.12.16 13:42:00 -
[480]
You're the only person on here who wouldn't ask for their characters back before their wife
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