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Freyya
GeoCorp.
Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2008.10.15 15:12:00 -
[361]
I have another suggestion;
How about one about that Freyya char and her quest for more E-rep on the field trip she had today?
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NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS
It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth
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X3R0N
Caldari
Boys With Toys
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Posted - 2008.10.16 07:42:00 -
[362]
What is this ?! the thread of epicness on page 3 ?!
Hell no :P
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Lost Hamster
Serenity and Hungarian Operational Team
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.18 08:41:00 -
[363]
OMG Page 7!! Bump!
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SturmTurm
Amarr
Armored Fist
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Posted - 2008.10.20 11:33:00 -
[364]
Bump - Get the glue guys
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Feriluce
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.21 17:18:00 -
[365]
MOAR LULZ NAO!
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Falkrich Swifthand
Caldari
eNinjas Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.10.23 14:08:00 -
[366]
Page 5!
I demand more CCP shop!
If we don't get another one we should stop bumping this thread  |
Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.26 17:58:00 -
[367]
We want more! |
Feriluce
Caldari
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.26 18:36:00 -
[368]
 Originally by: Falkrich Swifthand
Page 5!
I demand more CCP shop!
If we don't get another one we should stop bumping this thread
More CCP-shop or I will CANCEL ALL MY ACCOUNTS!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.10.26 18:40:00 -
[369]
*ding ding*
Explorer: ..hey.
Customer: Hey?
Explorer: Yeah.
Customer: Where's Wrangler?
Explorer: Away.
Customer: Well...umm...-can i complain?
Explorer: Sure.
Customer: It's awfully quit here.
Explorer rubs nose; Mhm.
Customer: You're rather...scaring me.
Explorer looks at ball of snot, then at customer; Interesting.
Customer: When will Wrangler be back?
Explorer stands up sstraight; Later.
Customer: Well..i think...i'll just...yeah...i'll go.
Explorer: Mhm.
*ding ding*
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.26 18:44:00 -
[370]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
*ding ding*
Explorer: ..hey.
Customer: Hey?
Explorer: Yeah.
Customer: Where's Wrangler?
Explorer: Away.
Customer: Well...umm...-can i complain?
Explorer: Sure.
Customer: It's awfully quit here.
Explorer rubs nose; Mhm.
Customer: You're rather...scaring me.
Explorer looks at ball of snot, then at customer; Interesting.
Customer: When will Wrangler be back?
Explorer stands up sstraight; Later.
Customer: Well..i think...i'll just...yeah...i'll go.
Explorer: Mhm.
*ding ding*
/Internet Hug
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Originally by: Liang Nuren
wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
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Feriluce
Caldari
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.26 19:00:00 -
[371]
I should kindnap SJ, lock him up in my basement and only feed him when he comes out with more CCP shop. Cant have this shortage of GD humor!
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Cay Qel'Droma
Amarr
The Night Corporation
RONA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.27 05:11:00 -
[372]
Originally by: Feriluce
I should kindnap SJ, lock him up in my basement and only feed him when he comes out with more CCP shop. Cant have this shortage of GD humor!
Do it! I'll provide the occasional food and booze |
IR Scoutar
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.10.27 05:30:00 -
[373]
moar  |
Taradis
Amarr
The Imperial Assassins
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Posted - 2008.10.27 07:08:00 -
[374]
Originally by: Cay Qel'Droma
Originally by: Feriluce
I should kindnap SJ, lock him up in my basement and only feed him when he comes out with more CCP shop. Cant have this shortage of GD humor!
Do it! I'll provide the occasional food and booze
 occasional he he SJ get ta work chop chop your public awaits 
Wonder where the glue and ducttape is? oooo that's right the minni's gotta keep their ships together bummer man. CCP plz spam glue and ducttape on the next patch. Thank You
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.10.27 14:26:00 -
[375]
(Food, booze and occasional wenches and i'll work for anyone anywhere  )
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How ca i help you?
Customer: I wish to make a complaint.
Wrangler: Very well sir, what about?
Customer: This shop!
Wrangler: Ber your pardon?
Customer: It's been quiet, for a very long time i might add.
Wrangler: It's the summer? People on holiday?
Customer: It's the middle of october!
Wrangler: October fest?
Customer: Well...were you at octoberfest?
Wrangler: Could have.
Customer: So no?
Wrangler: No sir. No.
Customer: Right, so it's not the bloody holiday season. And furthermore--
Wrangler: There's more?
Customer: FURTHER more, this isn't much of a shop!
Wrangler: Beg. Your. Pardon?!
Customer: You don't sell anything here.
Wrangler: We DO sell, we do.
Customer: Liiiiike what?
Wrangler: Well...well...*looks around*...dust.
Customer: Dust?
Wrangler: Yes.
Customer: You're rying to tell me, that this whole storefront is built, maintained, operated and paid for to sell dust?
Wrangler: Yes sir, have a sample.
Customer: I don't want any dust!
Wrangler: Finest in azeroth!
Customer: WHAT?!
Wrangler: Err...new eden! Finest in new eden. Fresh from the shuttles of lost pilots.
Customer: ...you're being increasingly silly.
Wrangler: It's kind of my job.
Customer: Well, to please an audience member, i'll now have to shoot you.
Wrangler: Very well.
Customer pulls out a gun.
Customer: Good day.
Wrangler: Good day sir.
*psst*
Wrangler: ...
Customer: ...
Wrangler: That's a waterpistol.
Customer: Technicalities. Good day!
*ding ding*
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
stadshage
Caldari
Monkey Universe Corporation
Monkey Religion
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Posted - 2008.10.27 14:35:00 -
[376]
keep em comming :d nice work
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TimBo Prodical
Gallente
Technical Support Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.30 14:45:00 -
[377]
This really rulezz.
Bump
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Saju Somtaaw
Gallente
Department of Defence
A.X.I.S
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Posted - 2008.10.30 18:15:00 -
[378]
Free bump for SJ. Keep up the great work, and Needz Moar!!
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My views don't represent those of my corporation or alliance. |
Gillman
Minmatar
Decorum Inc
Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.31 14:31:00 -
[379]
Sticky ????
Wrangler: Stickys are for important things
So this isnt important then ?
Wrangler : technically no!
so if we decided to start drop about 10k shuttles in every system we come into if it does not get stikied would you the consider SJ marvelous addition to the eve universe to be important ?
Wrangler: ...
Exacly :D
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Saju Somtaaw
Gallente
Department of Defence
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Posted - 2008.10.31 15:30:00 -
[380]
continuing Gilmans...
PrismX runs after Wrangler waving stick
PrismX:So it's YOUR fault their crashing the database contantaly?
Wrangler:What do you mean?
PrismX:They wanted a thread sticky'ed that would do no harm and threatened to drop thousands of shuttles to prove it!
Wrangler gets caught by PrismX and is forced to manually clean out the database while apologizing on the forums
Wrangler(in a meek voice):Please forgive me
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Hjerre
Minmatar
Valheru Empire Science and Production Agency
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Posted - 2008.11.02 02:15:00 -
[381]
Bumpedebump
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Komen
Gallente
Trinity Nova
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2008.11.02 05:44:00 -
[382]
Bumpzor. Merry ****ing Christmas.
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Saju Somtaaw
Gallente
Department of Defence
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Posted - 2008.11.03 00:37:00 -
[383]
Sheriff I'd like to request on where a would be ganker/griefer got the tables turned by a "carebear".
And this can't leave the first page, so sayth me.
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My views don't represent those of my corporation or alliance. |
Jack Light
Dark Centauri
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Posted - 2008.11.03 03:50:00 -
[384]
LOL
Love this post! Keep it up SJ
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.03 05:55:00 -
[385]
I've got a few things cooking up, but do remember that excessive bumpage might lead to locking of thread. We wouldn't want that would we?
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Dregek
Minmatar
Pilots Of Honour
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.03 15:39:00 -
[386]
Bumpage
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Vak'ran
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Posted - 2008.11.03 19:00:00 -
[387]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
I've got a few things cooking up, but do remember that excessive bumpage might lead to locking of thread. We wouldn't want that would we?
No we wouldn't. However, I have just noticed I have not yet voiced my appreciation of returning chronicles of happenings at the ccp shop. Doing so now. You make some of my work hours happy Jones, appreciation is in order.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.04 10:35:00 -
[388]
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: You in charge of this thing you call an "expansion"?!
Wrangler: I could be sir.
Customer: What on earth do you call this thing as it sure as hell ain't an expansion!
Wrangler: We call it quantum rising, dun du dun.
Customer: I mean...it's not an expansion! It's a carebear park add-on!
Wrangler: No no, it's quantum rising...dun du dun.
Customer: Not the point damnit!! And isn't it quantum rise anyway?
Wrangler: No no, there's a quan-tum riiising *thrusts*
Customer: Err...
Wrangler: Mr quantum riiisiiiing *thrust thrust*
Customer: Ah! Stop that!
Wrangler: It is.
Customer: Look, this add-on only adds to some carebear activities and i won't take it!
Wrangler: Oooh you'll take it...
Customer: What?!
Wrangler: You'll take it and love it! *thrust*
Customer: You've gone insane!
Wrangler: And you love it!
Customer: I most certainly don't!
Wrangler: Oh...
Customer: Now then--
Wrangler thrusts.
Customer: ...
Wrangler: Sorry.
Customer: Now--
Wrangler thrusts.
Customer: That's it!
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Mr Quantum rising....*whistles*
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Chimii Lecto
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.11.04 10:43:00 -
[389]
Love it =)
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.11.04 10:54:00 -
[390]
(Just out of the blue...don't know where this goes but...)
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: Maybe you can help me?
Wrangler: Umm...cetrainly mam?
Customer: Sir!
Wrangler: Sorry, sir, the...nevermind. What's the problem?
Customer: The rats, at belts, they don't shoot at me.
Wrangler: That's a problem?
Customer: Well, not as such, but all they do is laugh when i scream my battlecry at them.
Wrangler: Maybe it's...you know.
Customer: What?
Wrangler: Your...color?
Customer: My...what?
Wrangler: Nevermind. So, laughing rats eh?
Customer: yes! Everytime i scream my vicious battlecry at them, they just fall over and laugh and stop fighting. It's...annoying.
Wrangler: Umm. Yeah. Hey, just a lil question, is your ship violet?
Customer: Yes, how did you know?!
Wrangler: Lucky guess. Now, what's this battlecry then?
Customer: By the power of greysk--
Wrangler: Hold up!
Customer: Hmm?
Wrangler: I've heard enough. I think i know what's wrong.
Customer: Really?! Cool.
Wrangler: Let me just...*tweak tweak*
*a bit later*
Wrangler: There, that should do it.
Customer: What did you do?
Wrangler: Just a misplaced..err...cog.
Customer: Oh, and that does it?
Wrangler: Yup, and stop screaming what you...you know...scream. Just, kill.
Customer: Alright! Thanks!
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Gees...
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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