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Ethidium Bromide
ZEALOT WARRIORS AGAINST TERRORISTS Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.05 08:22:00 -
[181]
HAHA! how come i only just found out about you today Mr Jones?
great work! you should do some collected form of all those and charge isk
Originally by: George Petsch Nochricht: Dei schwarer StroinlSser trifftn Karli[Baatzis] und ruiniert erm so richtig de Dosn, 1343.7 schhodn, oida.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.05 08:28:00 -
[182]
Originally by: Ethidium Bromide HAHA! how come i only just found out about you today Mr Jones?
great work! you should do some collected form of all those and charge isk
Nah, i do things pro bono, nto, "in grace of bono", but free, from the people to the people.
If people want to shove their iskies in my wallet, i'm not one to rid them of that freedom though
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Arvald
Caldari Ninjas N Pirates Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.09.05 08:49:00 -
[183]
oh i got it, do one about contract scamming (and me )
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Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Assassins Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.09.05 09:41:00 -
[184]
I never laughed so hard on a forum thread. Epic bump fer the funniest thread this side of the eve gate.... Keep it up SJ. Also made my night/morning more entertaining good stuff
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Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Assassins Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.09.05 09:43:00 -
[185]
bu bumpa bump bump
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white kight
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
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Posted - 2008.09.05 09:45:00 -
[186]
OMG this is the best thread in the forum. This requires a sticky!!!!!
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Thread Locked.
Please note that the General Discussion area is not....
Oh who am I kidding - Continue
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.05 10:08:00 -
[187]
Originally by: Arvald oh i got it, do one about contract scamming (and me )
Well, i don't usually do much requests but...it's your funeral
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: I'm in need of a ship. Wrangler: Alrighty! Customer: A BIG ship. Wrangler: Most certainly sir. Customer: The biggest and large Wrangler: I get it, a **** off big ship. Customer: Ina nutshell. Wrangler: Anything else on it? Customer: Guns, bombs, mines, missiles, lasers, rails, tachyons, everything! Wrangler: Oh very nice sir. though mines are out, but for extra cost... Customer: ISK is no problem! Wrangler: Right. Let me just *tap tap tap* *print print print*(These are top notch sound effects man! -SJ) Wrangler: There! Just sign there and the biggest, meanest, most gunnified, terrifying and absoluuuuutely ridiculously unbalanced ship is yours! Customer: Oh yei! Is this... who's Arvald? Wrangler: *cough* Our legal department. He handles the ISK in a timely and fashionable manner and provides excellent delivery systems for all denizens of EVE. Customer: Ah ok. *signs* Thank you! Wrangler: Welcome! Come again!
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Muaha...
*ding ding*
Wrangler hides the contract; "Hello and welcome to the CCP! How can i Wrangler: ... Wrangler: ... Wrangler: Who the HELL are you?!
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Stork DK
Minmatar Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2008.09.05 17:00:00 -
[188]
lmfao
These are brilliant =] keep em coming! imo what you need to do is stop reading my sig ___________
Originally by: CCP Nozh I see you'r nano... And i TAKE IT!!
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Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Assassins Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.09.05 19:20:00 -
[189]
thread is bumptastic |
Chillshock
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Posted - 2008.09.05 21:23:00 -
[190]
Originally by: Taradis thread is bumptastic
With sheriff it's less bumping and more thrusting.
Here ya go SJ - a free thrust :P
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Beardponderer
You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2008.09.05 23:15:00 -
[191]
Needs more beards
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.06 00:16:00 -
[192]
Love you guys too
"Thrust", oh priceless...
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
konjev
Minmatar Enrave Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.09.06 22:16:00 -
[193]
the best topic is on page 3? back to page 1 where it belongs!!!
freaking awesome keep it up
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R0ot
Got R0ot
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Posted - 2008.09.06 22:33:00 -
[194]
Best thread in GD!
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Zyck
KDS
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Posted - 2008.09.06 23:33:00 -
[195]
I'm almost in tears from the pocket rocket launcher. The whole missile one is by far my favorite.
Also, need sticky. -Zyck |
Vega Alioth
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.09.07 00:23:00 -
[196]
awesome - truly awesome
dont read internet comic scripts but would love to see someone sketch one of these up
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Taross
Caldari Blue Sky Inc
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Posted - 2008.09.07 03:08:00 -
[197]
Thanks Sherrif, great giggles! Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels and filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.07 11:31:00 -
[198]
(My sinpiration is running dry, too much booze, too little brainrest )
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: This...the CCP? Wrangler: Umm...yes. Hello there. Welcome. CCP. Help you? Can i? Customer: Yes yes, very good. Hmm. You creators of EVE? Wrangler: According to wikipedia, we could have also stole it. Customer: Excellent excellent. *scribbles down on paperpad* Wrangler: Look, you want something? Customer: Oh no, no, not at all..umm...some coffee? Wrangler: Coffee? Customer: Yes, yes. *taps fingers on desk* Coffee. *whistles* Wrangler: Coffee...right...be right back *walks to back room* Customer: Aha...*leans over desk to computer* Wrangler walks back with coffee; "h...hey!" Csutomer stands back up and leans on table; "What?" Wrangler: What were you doing there? Customer: Nothing. Where? I just came in. Wrangler: no you were on my computer..what did you do *taps away on computer* Customer: Wasn't me, no, not at all.It was, that hsifty looking guy who left. Just now. Outside. Wrangler: Look, no touching the computer. Customer: Right, right. Wrangler: Now, you need something else then this coffee? Customer: no, no. Not at all. *whistles* Wrangler: ... Customer: ...what? Wrangler: What are you doing here then?! Customer: Ooh, oh...err.. Wrangler: ... Customer: ...umm... OW OW!!! *holds mouth* Wrangler: What now? Customer: Burned mah mouth. Could ah get shome whater? Wrangler: ... Customer: Phlease? Wrangler: Fine. *walks to backroom* Customer leans over. Wrangler leans from the doorway. Customer stands straight and whistles. Then holds his mouth. "Owie owie?" Wrangler frowns and goes fetch water. Customer leans over ad taps away on computer, then stands straight again. Wrangler: Here's your...
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hmh. *sits on computer* What the...
Empyrean age 1.3 released: Patching process running: Updating dwarf.ini
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.09.07 15:05:00 -
[199]
Edited by: Roy Batty68 on 07/09/2008 15:06:52
Sorry SJ. I couldn't hold back any longer.
*ding ding*
Constipator500: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Sheriff Jones: Hi. Yeah, I just updated my post on GD and was charged 500,000.00 isk. Constipator500: Yep. Sheriff Jones: But 500k isk, are you ma... Hey, wait. Where's Wrangler? Constipator500: He was sacked. I'm his replacement. SJ: Sacked? But why? He still owes me a pen... Constipator500: Too soft. Let you hooligans get away with all sorts of nonsense. SJ: But... but... half a mil for poasting? Constipator500: That's right. New sheriff in town. Heh heh... SJ: So you're saying that...
*ding ding*
Constipator500: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Roy Batty: Sup dude? Yeah, I was just doing my usual Spam the Forums routine and it says I'm outta isk. So I logged into the actual game for change, and indeed no isk. What gives? SJ: They're charging us for posts! Roy: WHAT? Holy crap! That's insane! Constipator500: ...tee hee... Roy: But dude, I just went broke in like 15 minutes! Constipator500: Well maybe you should make some actual constructive posts. You can make your isk back by helping noobs in EVE New Citizens Q&A. Roy: Really? How much per? Constipator500: 20 isk a post depending on how helpful it is... Roy: Say WHAT? You realize how many keyboards...
*ding ding*
Constipator500: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i... Le Skunk: SILENCE! Constipator500: ... Le Skunk: So I was crafting a perfectly scathing reply to some bear when I get this, "We're Sorry, Something Happened to your isk" error. What the bloody.. SJ: They're charging... Roy: per post... Constipator500: ...chortle... Roy: We gotta do "time" in New Citizens now... Le Skunk: What a load of bovine scatte...
*ding ding*
Constipator500: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Malcanis: Hey my Eve Going To Hell In A Soft Knitted Handbag debate seems to have been interup... SJ: They're charging us... Roy: per post... Le Skunk: BASTARDS! SJ: Got to make it up by answering noob questions... Roy: for the next 50 years... Malcanis: Figures... {muffled giggling from the back room} SJ: Hey... who's back th...
*ding ding*
Constipator500: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Ki An: Have you people lost your freekin... SJ: They're charging us... Roy: per post... Le Skunk: BASTARDS! Mal: Even the forums has gone to the bears... Ki An: That's it! I'm war dec'ing them! Roy: Dude, you're gonna war dec CCP? Ki An: Blast em right in their oversized fishtank! SJ: Maybe we should just calm...
*ding ding* Tchell Dahhn: Hey! Who YOINKED my... *ding ding* Locke DieDrake: For Great Honour!! *ding ding* Lui Kai: I've fallen and can't Ambulate... *ding ding* 5pinDizzy: Let's end the pretense that this is a forum... *ding ding* AlienHand: The day the music died?...
Eris: ...sticks her head out from back room... I think you better tell them. Navigator: ...falls over laughing in back room... Wrangler: ...takes off Constipator500 mask... April Fools!
[stunned silence]
SJ: WHAT? Roy: But it's not even April... Le Skunk: BASTARDS!
Wrangler: Well, with a quality gag like that I could hardly wait 6 months.
Malcanis: You mean this was all just a joke? Le Skunk: BASTARDS!
Wrangler: Yep. Teach you lot a lesson. Appreciate what you got, because basically... I'm just awsome. ...smiles serenely...
[Crowd}: GET HIM! Wrangler: Oi! Eris: Run! Navigator: Oh shi...
*ding ding* *ding ding* *ding ding* *ding dung* *ding dunk* *clunk thunk*
bell falls to the floor amidst a cloud of dust
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Ruze
Amarr No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2008.09.07 15:13:00 -
[200]
Aww ... I wasn't part of the rabble. *sniff*
Originally by: CCP Greyscale consciously deciding not to join a corp is pretty much deciding that you don't want to have fun
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Shak'Rah
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Posted - 2008.09.07 22:20:00 -
[201]
Edited by: Shak''Rah on 07/09/2008 22:20:03 *door opens with no bell*
krinkles walks in and, noticing nobody is here, 'donates' 500bil ISK to himself from CCP. And fixes the bell on the way out.
*ding ding*
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.08 05:28:00 -
[202]
*looks at thread*
*cracks fingers*
Right....
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Zzhuh...weird dreams...*looks at camera and blows a rasberry* Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? RoyBatty: I wish to complain! *slams leather-mask and whip on table* Wrangler: S&M Emporium, two doors down. RoyBatty: Spank you!
*ding ding*
Wrangler: This is gonna be one of those d
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can ihelp you? Shak'Rah: I wish to complain! Wrangler: And what about sir? Skah'Rah: I'm ugly! Wrangler: And the complaint? Skah'Rah: I want to redo my avatar to look pretty for all the boys. Wrangler: You mean girls? Skah'Rah: Right. Girls. Ahem. Wrangler: Well when ambulation hits, you can. Skah'Rah: But then it'll be too late! Wrangler: Oh i think it's too late for you already. Skah'Rah: What? Wrangler: Don't fix what you can't break no more. Skah'Rah: Excuse me?!! Wrangler: Better to have ugly face then no face at all? Skah'Rah: Outrageous! I demand to speak to someone in charge! Wrangler: This lasers charged. Skah'Rah: I demand to leave with most my bodyparts intact! Wrangler: I can't promise anything. Skah'Rah: ...
*ding...*
Skah'Rah: ...?
*...ding!*
Wrangler: Right. who's next....
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.08 05:41:00 -
[203]
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Ruze: I wish to complain! Wrangler: Ofcourse you do. What's this then? Ruze: I feel that the miners of EVE have been given the vibrating end of the stick for far too long. Wrangler: How do you suggest we change this? Ruze: New T2 mining ships would be a start, along with basic changes to the whole process off...*rabble rabble rabble* Wrangler: .... Ruze: *more rabble rabble* Wrangler: ...oi...
*2 hours 35 minutes later*
Ruze: And that's, how you the system will benefit Wrangler: FINE!! Just...shut up. I'll add a T2 mining barge to your account. Ruze: Oh i don't mine. Wrangler: What? Ruze: Oh i just felt like bringing the views of those less fo Wrangler: SHUT UP! Ok. Noted. Anything else? Ruze: Well the highsec missioning Wrangler: You mission? Ruze: I can't say that i do, but i feel th Wrangler: Then i can't help. Else? Ruze: Pirating in 0.0... Wrangler: And...you pirate? Ruze: Not as such no. Wrangler: Meaning? Ruze: Well, i don't shoot at other ships. Wrangler: How does that fall anywhere near pirating then? Ruze: I convey people my requests and they comply. Wrangler: You...ask for their stuff? Ruze: Oh no. Wrangler: But...? Ruze: I simply talk to them and reason how self-destructing their ship would be in the best interest of all parties involved. Wrangler: I can imagine...look, what exactly do you DO in EVE? Ruze: I remeniss. Wrangler: ...what? Ruze: I fondle memories. Wrangler: You...what? Ruze: I stroke the images of the past Wrangler: OUT!!
*ding ding*
Wrangler: I swear to jove the next
*ding ding*
Beardponderer: I wish to complain about my pants! Wrangler: ...
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.09.08 05:45:00 -
[204]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones *ding ding*
Wrangler: This is gonna be one of those d
*ding ding*
Originally by: Dheorl
Originally by: Akita T yawn
I never knew it was possible to stretch your ego THAT much in 1 post
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.09.08 07:15:00 -
[205]
WHAT?! I wasn't part of the rabble grouppie? You .. dirty little monkey!
*Gets leather whip and some soya cream*
"The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of goldcrap"
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Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.09.08 07:38:00 -
[206]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
*ding ding*
Beardponderer: I wish to complain about my pants! Wrangler: ...
That reminds me... I never have cared for these pants (trousers, uk hoohas) that much. Go-Go Ambulation Levis Pre-faded and Suggestively Ripped 501s!!
And on another note...
Spank you, Sheriff Jones. Spank you very much! *wink wink* *nudge nudge* Know what I mean? Say no more...
eh hem..
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Kash Ka
Amarr Point of No Return
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Posted - 2008.09.08 10:04:00 -
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Edited by: Kash Ka on 08/09/2008 10:04:14 Ahahahaha lmfaoroflbbqlol great stuff sj keep em comming. Also i demand this post be stickyed!! --------------==============================-------------- Forgiveness is between you and god, im just here to arrange the meeting. |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.08 11:02:00 -
[208]
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: I want to complain about a method in game that's totally exploitable! Wrangler: Certainly sir, what might this be? Customer: My ship got blown up by these indestructible ships. Wrangler: What security system was this in? Customer: 1.0 Wrangler: Umm...what were you doing? Customer: Just flipping cans and shooting at people. Wrangler: Right...did these ships have a big CONCORD sign on them? customer: Yes! I want them nerfed! No corporation should be able to kill you in highsec like that. Wrangler: Lemme guess, you shot someone before they shot you? Customer: Yes ofcourse! I flipped their can, then shot them before they had time to react. Wrangler: Right...*rolls up newspaper* Customer: Now i wa*thwack!* Hey! Wrangler: Bad pilot! Customer: What th*thwack!* HEY! Wrangler: No! Bad pilot! *thwacks customer again with newspaper* Customer: He*thwack!* Wrangler: You bad pilot you. Look at what you did! Customer: A*thwack!* Wrangler: Staaaay. Customer: ... Wrangler: Good boy. Now, off you go. Customer: ...bu*thwack!* ...
*ding ding*
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Endel
Minmatar Quam Singulari
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Posted - 2008.09.08 12:15:00 -
[209]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones *thwack!*
This thread should be labeled NSFW Nothing in Java programming is that funny, everyone looks weird at me now...
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Ruze
Amarr No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2008.09.08 13:19:00 -
[210]
I'm just so ... happy
Originally by: CCP Greyscale consciously deciding not to join a corp is pretty much deciding that you don't want to have fun
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