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Anahid Brutus
TunkbwahCorp
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.09.21 15:29:00 -
[301]
 Originally by: Beardponderer
It'll be worth the wait 
Yeah :)
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No1ne
Caldari
W33D Corp.
Elitist Cowards
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Posted - 2008.09.22 10:06:00 -
[302]
 dont know how i missed this thread
but very good job, laughed my ass at work:)
Is there some1 that can draw(well)? These would look amazing into strips:)
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Taradis
Amarr
The Imperial Assassins
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.09.24 08:14:00 -
[303]
bah bumpabump bump 
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white kight
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
Coalition of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2008.09.24 10:28:00 -
[304]
Major Bumpage go Sherriff. Sad to see you are on hiatus. This is the highlight of my day!!!
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Thread Locked.
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Oh who am I kidding - Continue 
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De Vito
Mythos Corp
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.24 16:10:00 -
[305]
 Nice one...
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Rika Lave
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.09.29 08:20:00 -
[306]
rofl! the best thread ever!
and we demand MOAR!
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Aclyn Seriy
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.09.29 14:11:00 -
[307]
BUUUUUUUUMPP!!!!! Come on Jonesy, don't keep us waiting all day man...... |
Julius Rigel
House Rigel
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Posted - 2008.09.29 15:40:00 -
[308]
You impatient ungrateful people! Can't you see that Sheriff is busy singing in here?! |
Chris Liath
Gallente
Red Dwarf Mining Corporation
space weaponry and trade
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Posted - 2008.09.29 16:16:00 -
[309]
Seriously, Sheriff.
I want you to have my manbabies. |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.30 16:18:00 -
[310]
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 30/09/2008 16:21:07
Without me!
In 5...4...3...2...1...
[Roy Batty]
"CCP, pro devs, no gimmicks!"
[Record Scratches]
[Beat Changes]
Two station camping guys wait on the outside, on the outside, on the outside.
Two station camping guys wait on the outside, on the outside, on the outside.
[Jones]
Boom!
[Female Voice]
"Neeeeeeerf!"
Guess who's back, back again.
Jones is back, tell a friend.
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
[Jones]
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
See Jonesy no more, they want Wrangler,
I'm popped wreckage.
Well, if you want Wrangler, this is what I'll give ya.
A little bit of beer inside a soda streamah.
Some quafe that will jumpstart TQ quicker,
Then my rookie ship when it gets shot by a capital,
by the devs when I'm not co-operating,
When I'm pokin' the server while its still restarting "Hey!"
You waited this long for my new posting,
now I'm back, I'm on the keyboard and words are spewing.
I know that he's not home Mrs Wrangley,
But without your husband this threads complicated.
So the G and D won't let me be,
or let me be me, so let me see,
They tried to get me banned by CCP.
But it feels so testie, without me.
So get a grip, restart these bits,
Post back,
Shoot from hip, and wiggle a bit,
And get ready 'cause this threads about to get heavy.
I just finished all my WoW quests, "**** i'm ready!!!"
Chorus:
Now this looks like a post by me,
So everybody, can lol at me.
'Cause we need a good laugh, in G'n'D.
'Cause it feels so testie without me.
I said this looks like a post by me,
So everybody, can lol at me.
'Cause we need a good laugh, in G'n'D.
'Cause it feels so testie without me.
Little flamers, trolls feelin' rebellious.
Embarrassed, devs hate when they take a big ****,
They start feelin' like noobies, they're helpless,
'Till someone comes along with a thread and posts THIS!
A looneytuney, looney that's scary, could start his own asylum,
Fillig the dull days,
A Sheriff,
So let me just lean a bit back,
at the fact that I got everyone huntin' my ass,
when it's a disaster, such a big fail trophy,
when i post things straight out of my ass, you asked for me?
Well I'm back (Da Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) log your alt in here an'
post your flame and then hit enter.
Bump and under, in your face like a camper.
The center of affection, back for the winter,
I'm just posting, the best things and wrecking,
this whole thing, that the trolls got here going.
"Testing: Attention Please!"
Feel the heat when, they see a thread by me.
Here's my 10 isks, my 2 isks is free.
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? |
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.30 16:19:00 -
[311]
Chorus:
Now this looks like a post by me,
So everybody, can lol at me.
'Cause we need a good laugh, in G'n'D.
'Cause it feels so testie without me.
I said this looks like a post by me,
So everybody, can lol at me.
'Cause we need a good laugh, in G'n'D.
'Cause it feels so testie without me.
Verse 3:
I write-it and post-it,
I go tit for tat with, anybody who's postin' this shit, nerf this.
Nanos the first hit, get your own humor bit,
Worse than them little Jones hatin' flamers.
And Minnies?, they can get nerfed by Wrangley,
Those ductape loving weirdos, who popped me!
You don't pwn me, you're ships old,
Let go, it's over, i'm back at home in EVE-O!
Now let's go, just light my thread signal,
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults,
I been roped, Wrangley stole my pencil,
Ever since Chribba branded himself with a Veld symbol (Mining laser sound)
But sometimes the threads just seems,
Everybody only wants to pump from me,
So this must mean I'm dispensing,
but it's just me, i'm not free bree!
Though I'm not the first guy of controversy,
I am the worst thing since Curson Dax is,
To rip off music so selfishly.
And use it to get people lolling! (Hey!)
There's a concept that works.
20 million other crap threads may emerge,
But no matta how many locked by CCP,
It'll feel so testie... without me.
Chorus:
Now this looks like a post by me,
So everybody, can lol at me.
'Cause we need a good laugh, in G'n'D.
'Cause it feels so testy without me.
I said this looks like a post by me,
So everybody, can lol at me.
'Cause we need a good laugh, in G'n'D.
'Cause it feels so testy without me.
La-la-lawl-lawl-lawl-la, la-la-lawl-lawl-la
La-la-lawl-lawl-la, la-la-la-la!
La-la-lawl-lawl-lawl-la, la-la-lawl-lawl-la
La-la-lawl-lawl-la, la-la-la-la!
"Sigs!"
*ding ding*
Customer: So...when's Wrangler back?
Jones: SoonÖ |
Juliette Leblanc
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.09.30 16:59:00 -
[312]
ROTFL.
Now go make the very first eve-rap video.
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Ooyama
Caldari
Rastana CMP
Motivated and Determined
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Posted - 2008.09.30 17:15:00 -
[313]
FINALLY something worthwhile reading in GD again .
Cool one SJ,, oh,, and petition retracted  .
"Yama".
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Ripcha Headov
Art of War
Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.09.30 17:22:00 -
[314]
ROFLMAO!!
fantastic!  |
RagnhildR en
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Posted - 2008.10.02 08:50:00 -
[315]
Jones you will get caught by Concord soon enough.
When they do catch you I can haz yer stuff pliz
What are you doing in my pod? GTFO! |
Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.10.02 22:06:00 -
[316]
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: Yeah, what the heck is this thread doing on page 3?
Wrangler: Sorry... had a little nap. *hits thread Bumpage Button*
Wrangler: There you go! Anything else?
Customer: That should do it. Ta.
*ding ding*
Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
the Entity
Fah King Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.03 02:16:00 -
[317]
SHERIFF YOU ARE A GOD!!!
give this man a medal...a fahkit -he wins eve fullstop!
_______________________
is this my sig?
no this is :P
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.10.03 02:26:00 -
[318]
Edited by: Lance Fighter on 03/10/2008 02:27:07
Ahahah nicely done there jones!
Make me lol :D
As a completely related side note; why can i not place where i have heard that song? on my pandora dance station, yes, but what song? >.<
edit: not exactly that song, but the back of it... the music in the background... ugh... I dunno how to explain it in words >.<
Originally by: Dheorl
Originally by: Akita T
yawn
I never knew it was possible to stretch your ego THAT much in 1 post
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.10.03 07:10:00 -
[319]
Originally by: Lance Fighter
Edited by: Lance Fighter on 03/10/2008 02:27:07
Ahahah nicely done there jones!
Make me lol :D
As a completely related side note; why can i not place where i have heard that song? on my pandora dance station, yes, but what song? >.<
edit: not exactly that song, but the back of it... the music in the background... ugh... I dunno how to explain it in words >.<
If you click the orange text o my songs here, you'll find out
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Inturist
Soviet Fleet
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Posted - 2008.10.03 08:46:00 -
[320]
LOL , nice thread , keep em comin 
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Black Tahee1
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Posted - 2008.10.03 10:35:00 -
[321]
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Sheriff Jones: Can I get an Nightelf Mohawk here?
Wrangler frowns
Wrangler: I will have to check in the backroom give me a minute
Sheriff Jones: I'll wait here.
*Sounds of wrangler searching through the boxes*
Wrangler: Do you want it in a specific ship class?
Sheriff Jones: No ship I want to use it in WoW.
Wrangler: What?
Wrangler pushes a big red button
*Sound of hinges moving*
Sheriff Jones falling through the floor landing in a dumpster.
*ding ding*
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Ervol Libra
Amarr
Invenio Inceptum
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Posted - 2008.10.04 11:38:00 -
[322]
Nice topic post moar
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Thodoros
Mythos Corp
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.05 19:08:00 -
[323]
Great work SJ;
Also if i can make a request, please?
Something with players/characters in 0.0 and fleet battles will be nice!
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.10.08 08:07:00 -
[324]
Ahehem...
*dong dong*
No wait...
*shakes off rust and dust*
*ding ding!*
Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you?
Customer: I wish to complain!
Wrangler: Marvelous! We've been expecting new shipment of complaints for quite some time *looks at camera*
Customer: I wish to complain about the lack of envirno...eniviro...stuff in space!
Wrangler: There's stuff in space sir.
Customer: A few planets and stations won't do!
Wrangler: What do you wish for then sir?
Customer: I want debris, and toxic clouds and anomalanomies--
Wrangler: We are work--
Customer: And emp effecting fields and warp inhibitatimating solar flares and--
Wrangler: As i said w--
Customer: And exploding stars and spacewhales and--
Wrangler: Space what?
Customer: And flying spaghetti monsters and cakes on moons and things that go pheeeeiiiiw! and blinky lights and *voice trails off*
Wrangler: Cakes..o...huh?
Customer: And blue stripes on missiles and turbocharged spacemonkeys and--
Wrangler: Sir!!
Customer: Yes?
Wrangler: Are you on some kind of medication?
Customer: No.
Wrangler: Should you be?
Customer: NO!
Wrangler: Well all those *waves hand* things you explained won't be in EVE. Ever. Sir.
Customer: Why not?
Wrangler: 'cause i believe turbocharged spacemonkeys might destroy the immersion a bit.
Customer: Really?
Wrangler: Just a smidge.
Customer: Oh.
Wrangler: Quite, now, is there anything i can actually help you with?
Customer: S--
Wrangler: And before you start, no spacewhales, spacecake, spacebars or...well actually with ambulation you'll get space-bars, but--
Customer: Aha! Thank you!
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Oh god...
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Niccolado Starwalker
Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2008.10.08 12:36:00 -
[325]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
[....]
Wrangler: And before you start, no spacewhales, spacecake, spacebars or...well actually with ambulation you'll get space-bars, but--
Customer: Aha! Thank you!
*ding ding*
Wrangler: Oh god...
ROFL!
Great work mr. Sheriff!
Originally by: Dianabolic
Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL |
white kight
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
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Posted - 2008.10.08 12:46:00 -
[326]
YAY SHERRIFF IS BACK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Thread Locked.
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John McDuff
Caldari
Jovian Labs
Jovian Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.10.08 13:04:00 -
[327]
just read the entire thing, taking the 'hour' out of a good 4 hrs of work (not minding at the least tbh). Keep em coming.
A sticky would be required as well...
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"Everyone speaks of my drinking, but never of my thirst"
Everyone can now start bowing down to me in an orderly fashion...
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Riga Mortiss
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Posted - 2008.10.08 16:27:00 -
[328]
This thread is 100% pure WIN!!....
Sheriff Jones for El Presidente!!!
*he can't kawk it up any more than Mr. George W has done already... and lets face it. it would be nice to get someone in the elliptical Office that HAS half a brain..
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IR Scoutar
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.10.08 23:08:00 -
[329]
god i allmost missed the latest ccp shop
same on you page 2 !
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Cay Qel'Droma
Amarr
RONA Corporation
RONA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.09 05:07:00 -
[330]
Holly cow, Jones is back! Smurfs rejoice!
Great stuff again, Jonesy
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