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Math'ra Hiede Amarr Quality Assurance Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.10 12:09:00 - [331] Slipped to page 2, such a travesty shall not occur! Bumped for the man who wins EvE! SJ
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.10.10 12:28:00 - [332] Hmh, well, since you guys are so eager... waits for it ding ding! Fallout: Welcome and...no..wait... Customer: Where's wrangler? Fallout: Hold on damnit! Customer: ... Fallout: Hello there, and welcome to..the CCP! How can i assist..no..how can i help you? Customer: Right. Umm. Where's Wrangler? Fallout: Out. Customer: When will he be in? Fallout: No idea. No wait..should i say that...shuffles papers...At this moment, we can neither confirm or deny any time schedule. Customer: Well...guess you'll do. Fallout: So, how can i help. Sir. Customer: Mam. Fallout: Oh sorry! Mam! Customer: Nah i'm just messing with ya, it's sir. Fallout: Oh...right, help you then sir? Customer: I was, curious, on if my new nano-bonus battleship was ready? Fallout: The nano...shuffles papers...the what? Customer: Nano-bonus ship. It's a balance to the nano nerf. Fallout: I don't think that's something i can give. Customer: Oh sure you can! Fallout: I really..well...you see i'm kinda new here. Customer: Oh we talked this with Wrangler ages ago. Fallout: Really? Customer: Really really. Fallout: Well, i guess if Wrangler... Customer: Oh he did. Fallout: It's a battleship? Customer: Mhm. Fallout: With bonuses to nano? Customer: Yup. Fallout: Any idea on the amount? Customer: 300%. Fallout: Noo... Customer: Oh yes, it's a big balance. Fallout: Well fine, fine...ok... Customer: Oh and there's a drone bonus too. Fallout: What? Customer: Oh yes. 200% to damage, and speed...and...hitpoints. Fallout: You're kidding... Customer: And paintjobs. Fallout: 200% bonus to paintjobs?! Customer: It's a VERY big balance. Fallout: I'm really not sure about this... Customer: Look, you're new, i'm old, and you don't want to tick off Wrangler right? Fallout: Well... Customer: Exactly, so how ab-- ding ding! Customer: Gotta go. ding ding! Wrangler: What was that? Fallout: Umm...nano whiner. Wrangler: Right right, well, back to work then. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Lost Hamster Serenity and Hungarian Operational Team Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.10.10 13:26:00 - [333] LOL, This made my day!
Webster Carr Gallente Magellan Exploration and Survey	Posted - 2008.10.10 16:39:00 - [334] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Hmh, well, since you guys are so eager... ding ding! Wrangler: What was that? Fallout: Umm...nano whiner. Wrangler: Right right, well, back to work then. LOL, wouldn't that be a 'Cross-Dressing Nano Whiner'?
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.10.10 17:55:00 - [335] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 10/10/2008 17:57:02 (Guess it's time for a special guest ) ding ding! Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Chribba: I wish to buy something. Wrangler: Hold up hold up...is that your capital parked outside? Chribba: Indeed it is. Wrangler: You can't park it there! Chribba: I most certainly can, i have-- looks at camera a permit. Wrangler: Hey! No looking at camera either, that's-- looks at camera my job. Chribba: Fair enough. Now, on to the purchase. Wrangler: Just so you know, we don't sell to minors here. Chribba: Outrageous! I feel that you can not simply judge me for my deep core mining adventures! Wrangler: No no, minors, not miners. Chribba: Ah very well. I am of adult age. Wrangler: Right, now then, what do you want sir? Chribba: I wish to buy veldspar. Wrangler: Veldspar? Chribba: Yes, veldspar. Wrangler: But the stars are filled with it! Chribba: I know, i wish to buy it out of the stars. Wrangler: Why...by jove...would you want to buy ALL of veldspar? Chribba: Mine your own business! Wrangler: Sorry sir, sorry sir. All of veldspar hmm? Chribba: Quite. Wrangler: And how were you planning on moving it? Chribba: I don't. I've fitted my veldnaught, the glorious beacon of hope, the epiphany of destiny, themarvelous magnitude of righteous-- Wrangler: Ahem! Chribba: I'ma blow it up. Wrangler: Sir? Chribba: I'll pack it nice and tight and blow it up into tiny little ickle bits. Wrangler: You do know what that would do to the market, right? Chribba: I do. Wrangler: Aaalrighty. How will you be paying? Chribba: With veldspar! Are you a fool? Wrangler: Veld...hold on...you're going to buy all of the veldspar in the stars-- Chribba: Yes. Wrangler: With the purpose of blowing it all up-- Chribba: Quite. Wrangler: WITH....veldspar? Chribba: Did i stutter? Wrangler: No, no, not at all. You do know the going rate for one veldspar unit is one veldspar unit? Chribba: I do, i have my veldspar right outside. Wrangler: ... Chribba: Is there a problem? Wrangler: No sir, not at all, i'll get the drones working on unloading your veldspar and loading our veldspar right away. Chribba: Wonderful. Wrangler: It'll take a while sir. Chribba: No worries, i'm in no hurry. Wrangler: It'll take quite a while. Chribba: In your own time whistles Wrangler: ...right. hours later Wrangler: Sir. Chribba: Yes? Wrangler: You could, come back. Chribba: I'll wait. Wrangler: ... Chribba: Have i told you about veldspar lately? Wrangler: No sir...sigh

CCP Fallout	Posted - 2008.10.10 18:01:00 - [336] Edited by: CCP Fallout on 10/10/2008 18:02:18 Originally by: Sheriff Jones Hmh, well, since you guys are so eager... waits for it ding ding! Fallout: Welcome and...no..wait... Customer: Where's wrangler? snipped for brevity amused :D

Aclyn Seriy Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2008.10.10 22:18:00 - [337] and a bump for the god that is sheriff jones Originally by: techzer0 I'm the failboat captain
Xavier Isaacson Minmatar Hollow World Mining Corporation	Posted - 2008.10.10 22:26:00 - [338] Is there anywhere i can get all this condensed down into a an "easy to lol at, spamless" format? Originally by: Verone BBC Trust are a sack of arses.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.10.10 22:38:00 - [339] Originally by: Xavier Isaacson Is there anywhere i can get all this condensed down into a an "easy to lol at, spamless" format? Sure can, ccp shop book volume 1. First 50 skits are there, nice and tight, fixed typos etc. And some bonus stuff too. Free of charge, naturally My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2008.10.11 01:50:00 - [340] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Originally by: Xavier Isaacson Is there anywhere i can get all this condensed down into a an "easy to lol at, spamless" format? Sure can, ccp shop book volume 1. First 50 skits are there, nice and tight, fixed typos etc. And some bonus stuff too. Free of charge, naturally Win. Originally by: Dheorl Originally by: Akita T yawn I never knew it was possible to stretch your ego THAT much in 1 post

Xavier Isaacson Minmatar Hollow World Mining Corporation	Posted - 2008.10.11 11:17:00 - [341] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Originally by: Xavier Isaacson Is there anywhere i can get all this condensed down into a an "easy to lol at, spamless" format? Sure can, ccp shop book volume 1. First 50 skits are there, nice and tight, fixed typos etc. And some bonus stuff too. Free of charge, naturally Epic Win, thanks dude Originally by: Verone BBC Trust are a sack of arses.
Suicidal Hamster Hamster Holding Corp	Posted - 2008.10.12 15:40:00 - [342] Great writings! Please continue! It's a shame that is on page 3. Free Bump!
Kethry Avenger Krell-Korp	Posted - 2008.10.12 19:27:00 - [343] Best thread ever! Keep them coming.
Cay Qel'Droma Amarr RONA Corporation RONA Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.13 06:41:00 - [344] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Originally by: Xavier Isaacson Is there anywhere i can get all this condensed down into a an "easy to lol at, spamless" format? Sure can, ccp shop book volume 1. First 50 skits are there, nice and tight, fixed typos etc. And some bonus stuff too. Free of charge, naturally OMG, that thing is "safe" for work...sure, not counting the countless uncountable explosions while pretending programming Thanks Sheriff and another bumpage _ Amateurs built the Arc, professionals built the Titanic.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.10.13 17:56:00 - [345] (This was promised earlier...and i'm going to hell...well...some wish ) ding ding! Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: I wish to complain! Wrangler: Righto sir, and the issue is? Customer: This nano nerf you're about to-- Wrangler: Hold up. Nano? Customer: Yes, you're about to-- Wrangler: Right. Continue. Customer: Well, as i was saying, the nano nerf you're about to-- Wrangler: **ie head. Customer: Excuse me?! Wrangler: You heard me. ie head. Customer: How da-- Wrangler: Stupid says what. Customer: What?! Wrangler: Haha! You're a stupid iehead! Customer: Look, how is this-- Wrangler: Moooooom! *iehead is making funny faces!! Eris: Don't drag me into this...* Customer: Look here! Wrangler: Pull my finger! Customer: No! Wrangler: Waaaaaaaah!! Customer: What are you-- Wrangler throws a teddy at customer. Customer: Hey!! Wrangler: Can a have a wowwipop? Customer: Wowwi...what?! Look i want to com-- Wrangler: ***iehead and a goonie, sitting in a tree, k i s s i n Customer: You're acting like a baby!! Wrangler: See how it feels? Customer: ... Wrangler grins. Customer: Cheap. ding ding* My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Helios Nero	Posted - 2008.10.14 00:15:00 - [346] Awesome!
Khraunus Amarr Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2008.10.14 02:59:00 - [347] Pure awesome. Also, perhaps you could come up with a good 'dude, your face' skit It would be a good incentive for my finger to slip a little bit and accidentaly hit the 'send isk' button...
Last Wolf Umbra Wing	Posted - 2008.10.14 04:08:00 - [348] Here some ideas for future skits. "Carebears" New players fresh from WOW Low sec Titans Blobs Ambulation BoB vs Goonswarm "I, for one, welcome our new Russian overlords" Logoffski Thats it for now. I would attempt my own skit, but I'm sure it would suck horribly. Feel free to include me in one though __________________________________________________________ Originally by: Liang Nuren wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.10.14 06:47:00 - [349] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 14/10/2008 06:47:47 Originally by: Khraunus Pure awesome. Also, perhaps you could come up with a good 'dude, your face' skit It would be a good incentive for my finger to slip a little bit and accidentaly hit the 'send isk' button... While all the puns are almost used, this is in the works Thanks for the suggestions oo Last Wolf, i'll be sure to try and add a few. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Vikarion Caldari Hunters Imperiale	Posted - 2008.10.14 08:49:00 - [350] Can we have one where the enraged customer beats the everliving tar out of Wrangler? At least verbally? I just got over the Chribba Debacle (yes, caps on purpose), and now they pull this. Please? Pretty Please? Come on, you KNOW the devblog deserves it, at least. -------- EVE - The only non-consensual PvP MMORPG* *Note: does not contain non-consensual PvP as of 9/3/2008

Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.10.14 12:49:00 - [351] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 14/10/2008 12:51:38 ding ding! Wrangler: Hello there and welcom-- Customer: Wraaaaaangleeeeer.... Wrangler: What the-- Customer: WraaaNGleeeer! Wrangler: Ok, whoever you are, pod off. Customer: I have coooome for your soooooul! Wrangler: Bit late for that, i work for CCP. Customer: I am the ghooost of--! Wrangler: What? Customer: The ghost of trai-- Wrangler: I heard you! You're not serious. A ghost? Customer: Yeeees! UuUuuu! I am the ghoooost of trai-- Wrangler: No. A-ah. No way. Customer: ... Wrangler: This is too cheap. I'm not doing this bit. Customer: Whaaa'ts wroooong? UuuUuuuu!! Wrangler: Stop that. Customer: Ok, what's the big problem? Wrangler: I have some standards and i'm NOT doing a ghost training bit with an actual ghost. Customer: Oh come on. Wrangler: No! I'm not doing one with a damn ghost in it! Customer: Corporealist. Wrangler: Look, this is CCP Shop! Not some scooby-doo cartoon damnit! Navigator stops fiddling with the doors lock: "Blast! I would've gotten away with it if--" Wrangler: No! That's it! I'm out of this bit! ding ding Customer: Umm...Err...Eeeeeeriiiis!! Eris: ... Customer: UuUu....? Eris: ... Customer: I'll go. ding ding My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Brigsby5987 Caldari 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.	Posted - 2008.10.14 13:38:00 - [352] Originally by: Sheriff Jones (This was promised earlier...and i'm going to hell...well...some wish ) ding ding! Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: I wish to complain! Wrangler: Righto sir, and the issue is? Customer: This nano nerf you're about to-- Wrangler: Hold up. Nano? Customer: Yes, you're about to-- Wrangler: Right. Continue. Customer: Well, as i was saying, the nano nerf you're about to-- Wrangler: **ie head. Customer: Excuse me?! Wrangler: You heard me. ie head. Customer: How da-- Wrangler: Stupid says what. Customer: What?! Wrangler: Haha! You're a stupid iehead! Customer: Look, how is this-- Wrangler: Moooooom! *iehead is making funny faces!! Eris: Don't drag me into this...* Customer: Look here! Wrangler: Pull my finger! Customer: No! Wrangler: Waaaaaaaah!! Customer: What are you-- Wrangler throws a teddy at customer. Customer: Hey!! Wrangler: Can a have a wowwipop? Customer: Wowwi...what?! Look i want to com-- Wrangler: ***iehead and a goonie, sitting in a tree, k i s s i n Customer: You're acting like a baby!! Wrangler: See how it feels? Customer: ... Wrangler grins. Customer: Cheap. ding ding* OH MY GOD. EPIC _______________________________________ Sig? where. There's no sig here.
Dmian Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2008.10.14 13:44:00 - [353] \/ Awesome. ---- Eve Alpha - The font of Eve - Get it here
Demitria Fernir Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.10.14 13:44:00 - [354] Originally by: Sheriff Jones (This was promised earlier...and i'm going to hell...well...some wish ) ding ding! Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: I wish to complain! Wrangler: Righto sir, and the issue is? Customer: This nano nerf you're about to-- Wrangler: Hold up. Nano? Customer: Yes, you're about to-- Wrangler: Right. Continue. Customer: Well, as i was saying, the nano nerf you're about to-- Wrangler: **ie head. Customer: Excuse me?! Wrangler: You heard me. ie head. Customer: How da-- Wrangler: Stupid says what. Customer: What?! Wrangler: Haha! You're a stupid iehead! Customer: Look, how is this-- Wrangler: Moooooom! *iehead is making funny faces!! Eris: Don't drag me into this...* Customer: Look here! Wrangler: Pull my finger! Customer: No! Wrangler: Waaaaaaaah!! Customer: What are you-- Wrangler throws a teddy at customer. Customer: Hey!! Wrangler: Can a have a wowwipop? Customer: Wowwi...what?! Look i want to com-- Wrangler: ***iehead and a goonie, sitting in a tree, k i s s i n Customer: You're acting like a baby!! Wrangler: See how it feels? Customer: ... Wrangler grins. Customer: Cheap. ding ding* I wish i could copy/paste this every time someone whine about nanonerf on the forums _______________________________________________ 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101
Batolemaeus Caldari Athanasius Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.14 14:01:00 - [355] Originally by: Sheriff Jones stuff Nail. Head. You know the rest. Thankyouverymuch sir. ---------------------------------------------- Originally by:* CCP Prism X In New Eden, EVE wins you.
Last Wolf Umbra Wing	Posted - 2008.10.14 16:16:00 - [356] This thread shall not go past page 1! __________________________________________________________ Originally by: Liang Nuren wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
Little Matt Caldari New Fnord Industries Black Scope Project	Posted - 2008.10.14 21:38:00 - [357] Bump for awesomeness. Loved the Chribba skit. Heh, ghost training could make for a funny topic. Apt at the moment too.
Taram Caldar Noir. Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.15 14:49:00 - [358] Thank you, SJ for lightening up another long day :)
Taram Caldar Noir. Trinity Nova Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.15 14:49:00 - [359] Thank you, SJ for lightening up another long day :)
Freyya GeoCorp. Paxton Federation	Posted - 2008.10.15 15:12:00 - [360] I have another suggestion; How about one about that Freyya char and her quest for more E-rep on the field trip she had today? ___________ NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth



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