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Vak'ran	Posted - 2008.11.04 12:39:00 - [391] One would think they get old at some point, but no... they dont :D Nice one Jones, another day saved. ----- Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forums.
Chimii Lecto Gallente	Posted - 2008.11.04 13:01:00 - [392] Wrangler stole mah colorz =( ---------- /Pretty posting.
Nofonno Amarr Exploratio et Industria Morispatia	Posted - 2008.11.04 16:39:00 - [393] Sheriff Jones, your creativity should be applauded. So, standing ovation, from me Keep those coming, they're gems, all of them. Especially liked the CONCORD one. --- A scientist must be an optimist at heart - to have the strength to rally against a chorus of voices saying "it cannot be done".
Khraunus Amarr Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2008.11.04 20:38:00 - [394] Originally by: Sheriff Jones ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: You in charge of this thing you call an "expansion"?! Wrangler: I could be sir. Customer: What on earth do you call this thing as it sure as hell ain't an expansion! Wrangler: We call it quantum rising, dun du dun. Customer: I mean...it's not an expansion! It's a carebear park add-on! Wrangler: No no, it's quantum rising...dun du dun. Customer: Not the point damnit!! And isn't it quantum rise anyway? Wrangler: No no, there's a quan-tum riiising thrusts Customer: Err... Wrangler: Mr quantum riiisiiiing thrust thrust Customer: Ah! Stop that! Wrangler: It is. Customer: Look, this add-on only adds to some carebear activities and i won't take it! Wrangler: Oooh you'll take it... Customer: What?! Wrangler: You'll take it and love it! thrust Customer: You've gone insane! Wrangler: And you love it! Customer: I most certainly don't! Wrangler: Oh... Customer: Now then-- Wrangler thrusts. Customer: ... Wrangler: Sorry. Customer: Now-- Wrangler thrusts. Customer: That's it! ding ding Wrangler: Mr Quantum rising....whistles I lol'd. HARD.
Saju Somtaaw Gallente Department of Defence	Posted - 2008.11.07 03:25:00 - [395] Originally by: Sheriff Jones (Just out of the blue...don't know where this goes but...) ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: Maybe you can help me? Wrangler: Umm...cetrainly mam? Customer: Sir! Wrangler: Sorry, sir, the...nevermind. What's the problem? Customer: The rats, at belts, they don't shoot at me. Wrangler: That's a problem? Customer: Well, not as such, but all they do is laugh when i scream my battlecry at them. Wrangler: Maybe it's...you know. Customer: What? Wrangler: Your...color? Customer: My...what? Wrangler: Nevermind. So, laughing rats eh? Customer: yes! Everytime i scream my vicious battlecry at them, they just fall over and laugh and stop fighting. It's...annoying. Wrangler: Umm. Yeah. Hey, just a lil question, is your ship violet? Customer: Yes, how did you know?! Wrangler: Lucky guess. Now, what's this battlecry then? Customer: By the power of greysk-- Wrangler: Hold up! Customer: Hmm? Wrangler: I've heard enough. I think i know what's wrong. Customer: Really?! Cool. Wrangler: Let me just...tweak tweak a bit later Wrangler: There, that should do it. Customer: What did you do? Wrangler: Just a misplaced..err...cog. Customer: Oh, and that does it? Wrangler: Yup, and stop screaming what you...you know...scream. Just, kill. Customer: Alright! Thanks! ding ding Wrangler: Gees... Another great one Sheriff. Perhaps we can get one with a would-be griefer/ganker getting ganked by a "carebear"? ---- --- --- My views don't represent those of my corporation or alliance.
Aralon Esgaretus	Posted - 2008.11.07 09:01:00 - [396] Originally by: Khraunus Originally by: Sheriff Jones ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: You in charge of this thing you call an "expansion"?! Wrangler: I could be sir. Customer: What on earth do you call this thing as it sure as hell ain't an expansion! Wrangler: We call it quantum rising, dun du dun. Customer: I mean...it's not an expansion! It's a carebear park add-on! Wrangler: No no, it's quantum rising...dun du dun. Customer: Not the point damnit!! And isn't it quantum rise anyway? Wrangler: No no, there's a quan-tum riiising thrusts Customer: Err... Wrangler: Mr quantum riiisiiiing thrust thrust Customer: Ah! Stop that! Wrangler: It is. Customer: Look, this add-on only adds to some carebear activities and i won't take it! Wrangler: Oooh you'll take it... Customer: What?! Wrangler: You'll take it and love it! thrust Customer: You've gone insane! Wrangler: And you love it! Customer: I most certainly don't! Wrangler: Oh... Customer: Now then-- Wrangler thrusts. Customer: ... Wrangler: Sorry. Customer: Now-- Wrangler thrusts. Customer: That's it! ding ding Wrangler: Mr Quantum rising....whistles I lol'd. HARD. I see what you did there!!! Mr. A.
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins	Posted - 2008.11.07 09:52:00 - [397] Originally by: Khraunus Originally by: Sheriff Jones ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: You in charge of this thing you call an "expansion"?! Wrangler: I could be sir. Customer: What on earth do you call this thing as it sure as hell ain't an expansion! Wrangler: We call it quantum rising, dun du dun. Customer: I mean...it's not an expansion! It's a carebear park add-on! Wrangler: No no, it's quantum rising...dun du dun. Customer: Not the point damnit!! And isn't it quantum rise anyway? Wrangler: No no, there's a quan-tum riiising thrusts Customer: Err... Wrangler: Mr quantum riiisiiiing thrust thrust Customer: Ah! Stop that! Wrangler: It is. Customer: Look, this add-on only adds to some carebear activities and i won't take it! Wrangler: Oooh you'll take it... Customer: What?! Wrangler: You'll take it and love it! thrust Customer: You've gone insane! Wrangler: And you love it! Customer: I most certainly don't! Wrangler: Oh... Customer: Now then-- Wrangler thrusts. Customer: ... Wrangler: Sorry. Customer: Now-- Wrangler thrusts. Customer: That's it! ding ding Wrangler: Mr Quantum rising....whistles I lol'd. HARD. Thrust giggity o!
Slash Harnet Minmatar Fire Mandrill	Posted - 2008.11.08 07:29:00 - [398] Bump for a thread made of pure win.
General Longkill The Subtle Knife Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.11.08 07:59:00 - [399] Truly an EPIC thread \o/ Well done m8 :) LOL
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.10 07:43:00 - [400] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 10/11/2008 07:43:17 (A small break v2.1) bang bang bang HeadTroll: Order order!! bangs his hammer more I now declare this official troll meeting in order! Troll 3: ... HT: Where is everybody? T3 shrugs. HT: They're SO busy flaming and bating that they can't be bothered to attend our meeting?! T3: Guess so. HT: ...didn't i shoot you before? T3: Most likely. HT: Fine. So, anyone have any ideas on this weeks attack on the forums? T3: The nano? HT: How about something a bit more recent, like for example, the quantum rise? T3: I think it's lovely actually. HT: ... T3: You're going to shoot me ain't you? HT shoots Troll 3 in the face with a gun. Ofcourse. HT sighs; "I hate--" checks calender "--Mondays...." My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.

Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.10 08:17:00 - [401] (reserved, wait for it ) My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Last Wolf Umbra Wing	Posted - 2008.11.10 08:18:00 - [402] Originally by: Sheriff Jones (reserved, wait for it ) Crap.. and I was just about to go to bed Besides, I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Lost Hamster Serenity and Hungarian Operational Team Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.11.10 09:13:00 - [403] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Wrangler: Look i'm really sorry, here, have some T2 BPOs. Customer: Up yours! I'm quitting...gees...who does that?! Wrangler: I got a bit carried away, i'm REALLY sorry. Good one. :)
Thenoran Caldari Hegemony Enterprises E L I T E Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.10 11:10:00 - [404] Edited by: Thenoran on 10/11/2008 11:10:36 Originally by: Sheriff Jones Wrangler grabs his keyboard and points it at the Customer. Fling it at him! Incoming Keyboard Missile! ------------------------ Ship Yield Calc Improve Mining
Dregek Minmatar Pilots Of Honour Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.11.10 21:49:00 - [405] bump for the masses
Last Wolf Umbra Wing	Posted - 2008.11.10 21:55:00 - [406] Edited by: Last Wolf on 10/11/2008 21:55:03 Originally by: Sheriff Jones ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: I'm here to tell you that the community won't take the quantum rise easily! This shop will burn! All your noobs will be whined at and your stuff burned by flames! You and your CEO of so called "game company" will never work again! Wrangler: I am not at liberty to speak about the quantum rise. You should mail-- Customer: Choose your next words carefully, Wrangler. They may be your last at CCP. Wrangler whispers to himself; "Whines and flames"? Wrangler grabs his keyboard and points it at the Customer. Customer: Madman! You're a madman! Wrangler: Whines and flames? You'll find plenty of both at WoW. Customer: No dev, CCP or Blizzard, no dev threatens a customer! Wrangler: You bring the DVDs and boxes of played MMOs to my store. You insult my CEO. You threaten my people with whines and flames! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Troll. Perhaps you should have done the same! Customer: This is blasphemy! This is madness! Wrangler: Madness...? This. Is. CCP!! Wrangler kicks the customer Customer: Owwww....that hurt. Wrangler: You ok? Customer: No you jerk! You don't just go around kicking people! Wrangler: Look i'm really sorry, here, have some T2 BPOs. Customer: Up yours! I'm quitting...gees...who does that?! Wrangler: I got a bit carried away, i'm REALLY sorry. Customer: You're a meanie. A mean mean man. ding ding ROFL!!! I can't deside which one made me laugh harder, the pocket rocket or this one... Gahhh! Besides, I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Cay Qel'Droma Amarr The Night Corporation RONA Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.12 07:01:00 - [407] Friendly bump for the pure lolsomeness _ Amateurs built the Arc, professionals built the Titanic.
Camino Archer	Posted - 2008.11.12 07:48:00 - [408] OMG!!!!11 I pee'd my pantsThis Is Some Blinking Hilarious Stuff! Someone Give this Man(Woman),..(Man-Woman)? A Job and Tons Of Cash!
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.12 09:18:00 - [409] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 12/11/2008 09:19:38 Originally by: Camino Archer OMG!!!!11 I pee'd my pantsThis Is Some Blinking Hilarious Stuff! Someone Give this Man(Woman),..(Man-Woman)? A Job and Tons Of Cash! This man-woman-man would gladly take a job from CCP, as i'm well equipped for cold harsh elements and drinks concerning beer and vodka. And scotch. And alcohol. And non-alcoholic drinks that are cut with alcohol. And booze. Actually i think i'm more equipped for the weather and alcohol then the icelandics Tons of cash is accepted too, ISK too, and teddybears, and thongs...and..umm...women. If you have any. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.12 10:49:00 - [410] (Rip off time!) in a belt somewhere in caldari space Bert sighs. Ernie: What is it Bert? Bert: Well Ernie here we are, shooting rats at belts, and these missiles just don't seem to do the trick! Where's all the damage!? Ernie: It's there, you just have to know how. Bert: Know how? I press a button and shoot missiles, there's nothing much to it! Ernie: But you're not doing it right. Bert: Ok, you take this raven and do it right then. Ernie: Oh i don't need a raven, i just call it. Bert: Call it? You're gonna call damage? Ernie: Yeah, i'm gonna call damage. Bert laughs; Ok, go ahead laughs more call for damage. Ernie: It's gotta be loud though, 'cause there's no air in space and sound doesn't travel well. Bert: Ok Ernie, go ahead. Ernie clears his throat; Ahem... HEEEEERE PEW PEW PEW!!! rat ship explodes Bert: Wow!! Ernie: Told you. Bert: That's amazing! Ernie: I think i'll call a bit more...HEEEEERE PEW PEW PEW!!! rat ship explodes Bert WHOA! Ernie: Maybe a few more. HEEEEERE PEW PEW PEW!!! rat ship explodes Ernie: That's one. rat ship explodes Ernie: That's two. two rat ships explode Ernie: Three and four! Bert: I wanna try! Ernie: Go ahead, but you have to yell really loud. Bert: Ok. Here pew pew pew. Ernie: That's not loud enough Bert. Bert: Ah, ahem...Heeeere PEW PEW PEW! nothing Bert: It's not working! Ernie: You have to be louder Bert. Bert sighs; Fine. HEEEERE PEW PEW PEW!!! Ernie: Nope. Bert: WELL HOW LOUD DO I HAVE TO BE!!?* Ernie: That's good, just like that! Bert: Ok! HEEEEERE PEW PEW PEW!!!! CONCORD blow Berts ship up Ernie: Maybe it was too loud. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.

Lord Haur Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.11.12 10:58:00 - [411] Edited by: Lord Haur on 12/11/2008 11:00:03 heh. HEEEEEEERE PEWPEWPEW!! /me watches to see if any ships blow up also ernie is double agent working for rats, convincing them to self-destruct dons tin-foil hat --- Sig Starts Here --- Lord Haur - Imperial Academy Logistical Support
Cribba Sebiestor	Posted - 2008.11.12 12:17:00 - [412] bump
Saju Somtaaw Gallente Department of Defence	Posted - 2008.11.12 20:18:00 - [413] Another good one Sheriff, when's the next due? ---- --- --- My views don't represent those of my corporation or alliance.
Terraform Gallente Recreation Of The World	Posted - 2008.11.12 22:36:00 - [414] Oh dear, i come back from a 3 month break from eve and I bump straight into this thread. Atleast there's still hope out there! More please.
dabag	Posted - 2008.11.16 04:20:00 - [415] page 15??? how did this get that far down the line, more plz sheriff
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.19 12:00:00 - [416] (Introducing...Wrangler And Jones Most Excellent Adventure) It was a cold night at the CCP Shop, as cold as night are in indoor spaces, and Wrangler was working on his computer as always. Working is a term used loosely here, while "playing something" would be more apt. The door opened with the familiar ding ding. Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Sheriff Jones runs to wrangler wearing a silver overcoat and weird sunglasses; "You have to come with me!" Wrangler: Where? SJ: To the future! Wrangler: I'm busy. SJ: But it's really really important. Wrangler: What, is it my children? SJ: No...it's EVE. Wrangler: ...let's go. Wrangler and Jones run out into the storm. Wrangler: This is your time machine? SJ: What? Wrangler: A 1971 Ford Pinto? SJ: It was on sale! Now come on! Wrangler: Hold on, i don't want this thing stalling mid-time-flight and get us stuck halfway between good part of Battlefield Earth and good part of Britney Spears career. SJ: ...the difference? Wrangler: Good point. Wrangler and Jones hop into the "car" and drive off into the dark, cold, stormy...you know...cool night. Wrangler: So how far we going? SJ: Hold on to your seat... Wrangler: Or what's left of it. SJ: ...'cause we're going all the way to...2009. Wrangler: What? SJ: 2009, october 13th, release of WiS, or as it's known from there on...Wee-Day. Wrangler: Oh you've got to beAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The pinto charges up to a whpping 8.8 miles an hour and as the bleeps and blops dissapate, the car enters a warp-tunnel. Decimating half of the street. And spooking a really nervous cat. (to be continued)
X3R0N Caldari Boys With Toys	Posted - 2008.11.19 12:55:00 - [417] Genious Jones Reading these forums is kinda like watching a car crash is super slo-mo. Fascinating at first, but rapidly becoming appalling... yet you can't quite tear yourself away!
Liam Fremen Insurgent New Eden Tribe Systematic-Chaos	Posted - 2008.11.19 13:23:00 - [418] I interviewed Wrangler in his shop: http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=mDu5R0ROMF4 -- "may you rest in peace now, brave souls of Hueromont. . . Curse you, Caldari . . . may I take as many of you with me that I can!" Admiral Noir, Gallente Federation
D4RK 0NE testicular Fortitude Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2008.11.19 13:38:00 - [419] AAARRRGGHHHH TEH SUSPENSE!!!! hurry up jones! im dying out here
Saju Somtaaw Gallente Department of Defence	Posted - 2008.11.19 13:52:00 - [420] /me twitches Hurry up before the suspense gives me a nervous breakdown :p



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