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Viktor VonCarstein
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Posted - 2006.08.02 12:43:00 -
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Great read keep it up it is now linked to on our corp forum.
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Wirt
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Posted - 2006.08.02 15:09:00 -
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Hi INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE,
been reading your great serialisation of your exploits - wished I'd thought to try that earlier.
A lot of guys have already heaped praise on ya and I just wanted add some more - please keep it up.
Additionally, I noticed that this thread had slipped to page two - thatĘs scandalous. Back to its rightful place on page one and I also vote for a sticky
Look forward to the next instalment (soon please) 
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AztecD
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Posted - 2006.08.02 16:50:00 -
[303]
Excellent read man, keep up the good work
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herasan
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Posted - 2006.08.02 17:15:00 -
[304]
been following your story since the first day
top read
top man
good luck and have fun
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2006.08.02 17:34:00 -
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This is a great story! Am enjoying every part of it. The only problem I have is actually finding the posts by you...
So, it too EVE-Search one step further in terms of listing posts - the ability to show only a certain author. Makes reading your posts soooo much easier, and you get it like a long story as well.
Feel free to update your original post with this link as well if you find it useful.
Linkage to INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE's full-story posts on EVE-Files
Keep it up! Also sending you a small donation for your efforts.
EVE-Files | EVE-Search | Monitor this Thread |
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Centurin
Sturmgrenadier Inc
R i s e
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Posted - 2006.08.02 17:35:00 -
[306]
Hilarious!! 
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"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" - Optimus Prime |
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.08.02 18:53:00 -
[307]
DAY SIX (CONT 4)
I sat in K3JR-J and began to contemplate the complex world of Eve. It seemed to me that there existed a stark duality of opposites, weaving an energetic dance of death and rebirth, as the residents of the universe went about their fleeting lives, in the hope of achieving greatness and grandeur.
I had learned so far that this universe was filled with both kindness and hatred. I knew that in my future travels, I would always wonder whether just around the corner there lurked a shadowy assassin, waiting to mercilessly pounce and destroy me, or whether I would encounter a kind and generous soul, willing to assist me in my journey. In many ways I began to realise that the interior of the Eve universe mirrored the interior of the real life universe. Perhaps they were one and the same.
My mind turned to the maleficient pirate Thaard and I began to ponder whether I could really begin to plan his sorry demise.
To do so would be to commit the ultimate crime: Yarricide.
I could envision many ways in which his downfall could be justified. After all, he had killed members of D2 and Arrow and if I were to wipe him from the face of the map perhaps I could endear myself to them. So did this mean that I was proposing to brutally extinguish him for my own selfish purposes?
Did the lure of the gleaming Mercoxit pull at me, like a supermagnet, or like two C-list celebrities with flagging media exposure are desperately pulled together in a mutually-false declaration of love, to gain more air-time and sell their story to the tabloid newspapers for a few isk?
Was a relentless force upon me, whispering that I was destined to kill for money and docking rights? These were troublesome questions. I opened a can of Quafe and temporarily quenched my thirst for blood.
As soon as I began to sip on my overpriced carbonated refreshment, I noticed that a trio of buxom Gallic beauties had entered the system and docked:
Link
I had not seen many women out here and to suddenly find three French beauties all at once was an overwhelming surprise. Paranoia crept over me and I began to wonder if Emilio had sent a triumvirate seduction posse to woo me with sweet nothings, while at the same time binding my hands, shackling my legs and carting me off to a low budget DVD production factory in the outer reaches of the Branch system, to forevermore paste low definition labels onto cases that were destined to sit on the shelves of many an unsuspecting newsagent for a large number of years yet to come.
A chat request appeared and I was suddenly entered into a conversation with a pilot, who at first glance, appeared to be the ultimate enemy of the Christians....
Link
I noticed that his name "Lou Cypher" was indeed a cypher and that it was a very clever pun, meaning "Lucifer".
Biblical texts had revealed that the devil was a smart being and I could see that this was indeed true. Perhaps he had heard on the grapevine of my fight against the local bible-thumping Jesuit cult and was here to lend his moral support.
I cautiously greeted him:
Lou: "How is your adventure going?"
INNOMINATE: "Very well, thank you."
I tried to compose myself and to not think about the fact that I was in a conversation with the very embodiment of evil itself.
Lou: "Is Thaard docked?"
INNOMINATE: "No."
What a strange situation I found myself in. Moments ago I was peacefully contemplating the merits of murder and suddenly three beautiful french women had appeared, followed by Satan.
I began to wonder if I was about to be offered a deal......
(to be continued......)
The 0.0 Experiment |
Nex Angelus
Caldari
Hypherians
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Posted - 2006.08.02 20:14:00 -
[308]
Great read!
If you ever need something ingame, just send me a mail...
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Estel Arador
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.08.02 21:20:00 -
[309]
still as great as ever :)
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Gamer4liff
Caldari
Metalworks
THE INTERSTELLAR FOUNDRY
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Posted - 2006.08.02 22:52:00 -
[310]
 Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
I noticed that his name "Lou Cypher" was indeed a cypher and that it was a very clever pun, meaning "Lucifer".
haha.
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NonstickRon
Minmatar
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2006.08.03 03:48:00 -
[311]
This is awesome. :)
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Tarn Krillin
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2006.08.03 04:02:00 -
[312]
Indeed it is, NRon, indeed it is.
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TheMessanger
Amarr
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Posted - 2006.08.03 04:03:00 -
[313]
I <8 U
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Joop
Es and Whizz
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Posted - 2006.08.03 06:38:00 -
[314]
Yarricide
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Riffix
Synergistic Arbitrage
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Posted - 2006.08.03 06:42:00 -
[315]
LOL, this is great stuff
"Lead, follow, or get the #@$@#$ out of the way" |
CB Cyrix
GeoTech
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Posted - 2006.08.03 09:35:00 -
[316]
Originally by: Joop
Yarricide
Nice sig there Joop.... ;)
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jason hill
Caldari
Nightmare Holdings
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Posted - 2006.08.03 13:20:00 -
[317]
im riveted to the edge of my seat reading this
"THE HUMAN SHIELD" |
Eight Bit
Minmatar
Infinity Enterprises
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.08.03 15:01:00 -
[318]
Great read!
I'll be checking your blog regularely from now on! Good luck on your journey
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Choran
Caldari
Agony Unleashed
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Posted - 2006.08.03 22:33:00 -
[319]
I hope you don't plan on mining with that Kestrel because it has no turret slots for the mining lasers...otherwise it's my favorite frig.
Anyway, I've been having fun reading your adventures. Good luck and be safe.
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schurem
Anarchy Inc.
Confederation of Independent Corporations
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Posted - 2006.08.04 04:01:00 -
[320]
i wonder what comes next in the daring adventures of the innominate nightmare.....
<<<< No Boundaries, No Fences, Fly Free Or Die Trying >>>>
Typhoon for the win. Nastier than whats faster, faster than whats nastier! |
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.08.04 06:52:00 -
[321]
DAY SIX (CONT 5)
Beelzebub informed me that, to my utter surprise, he was a "D2 Squadron Commander", was "free for the rest of the evening" and was "available to escort me" wherever I wanted to go.
Naturally, I was extremely suspicious......
I was reminded of "The Wishmaster" series of movies and also of the film Bedazzled. Was I to find that everything I asked for had a hidden subversive twist and started to backfire on me, plunging me deeper and deeper into an uncontrollable spiral of desperation?
A gang invitation window appeared on my screen and as I was about to click it I noticed that in the small print it stated that I "may be entering into a declaration of war against a party or parties unknown" and that "this may have serious consequences".
So there I stood, with the devil at my side, offering me an armed escort to anywhere I desired, and all I needed to do was to sign a contract, to declare war on parties unknown (obviously God) and to relinquish my soul....
Although the three French beauties had now left the system, an image was conjured up in my mind of them seductively standing in the background, uttering soft and melodious vowels that are entirely unpronouncable in the English language.
"Oueeeee", "Aiooooo", "Euuuuuu" - they sang, the rancid smell of onions and garlic being ejected from their dainty mouths, like a group of voluptuous sirens from ancient greek mythology, eagerly luring and tempting passing sailors with their feminine wiles. If only I could cover my ears. (and nose)
Did I really want to enter into a damning infernal pact? Well, naturally I did the only sensible thing:
I clicked accept......
As soon as I had committed myself, the dark overlord of the underworld revealed a whopping great secret to me:
Link
I could see the pieces to this hazy jigsaw gradually beginning to intertwine, interleave and interlock...... Interesting.......
In addition to my acquisition of a Kestrel, I had also now purchased a Condor, which was a mere 5 jumps away from K3JR-J. I informed Mr. Pentagram that I would like to be escorted to this system, to proudly pick up my new vessel.
I was expecting my "horny" new friend to look at me menacingly and to say: "Do you wish it?"
During the course of the next six hundred and two seconds, I was instructed in the advanced military art of "how to move in 0.0". This was a valuable crash course in war-time logistical maneuvering and went something like this:
Link
The general idea behind this cunning plan was that I would wait at the gate and Lou would jump through it. If, after 10 seconds or so, he had not had his brains blown out, then it would be safe to assume that the coast was clear....
I was reminded of clueless presidential guards with low IQs, who had crazily sworn to give their lives in order to protect their leader at any cost. If necessary they would take that bullet and would pay the ultimate price. I magnanimously decided that this arrangement was fine by me...
Lou's method of troop movement appeared to be very effective and a short time later I had safely docked where my shiny new Condor awaited me. I thanked him for his dark and fiery time and began to plan my next thrilling move. I had been feeling restless and wanted to randomly explore more of the Eve universe. It was time to head off in a heart-stoppingly exciting new direction.
(to be continued.......)
Which way should I go? You decide.....
Cast your vote via the interactive voting panel at the top of the blog, through the the link below:
The 0.0 Experiment |
booh
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Posted - 2006.08.04 07:42:00 -
[322]
This is a far better n00b tutorial than Aurora will ever be... Great writing, just read up the old post, will do it daily now.
I don' like that you chosen caldari though :)
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Greymist
Vortex.
Maelstrom Alliance
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Posted - 2006.08.04 08:24:00 -
[323]
I have to say this is one of the best reads I have come across in a long time. I will be sure to follow your blog faitfully as you continue on your explorations.
Also keep in mind, some 0.0 station have skill books you can buy. Of course this would require your wit and humor to pursuade them to like you enough to allow you to dock. And of course depend on if anyone thought to restock the books.
Greymist
Death is not the end, but a New beginning |
Naxxiz
GalacTECH Unlimited
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Posted - 2006.08.04 08:43:00 -
[324]
Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
Edited by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE on 04/08/2006 06:57:03
DAY SIX (CONT 5)
A gang invitation window appeared on my screen and as I was about to click it I noticed that in the small print it stated that I "may be entering into a declaration of war against a party or parties unknown" and that "this may have serious consequences".
So there I stood, with the devil at my side, offering me an armed escort to anywhere I desired, and all I needed to do was to sign a contract, to declare war on parties unknown (obviously God) and to relinquish my soul....
Great stuff..
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Mjnari
Empyreum
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Posted - 2006.08.04 08:59:00 -
[325]
Edited by: Mjnari on 04/08/2006 08:59:37
South! (Aye, I did vote properly too)
D2 have been hospitable hosts, but adventures in Cloud Ring and Syndicate beckon!
Map
You... ah... might want to practice your typing speed before though.
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Minmatar,
It should be like going down a flight of stairs on an office chair shooting an Uzi. |
Nero Winger
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.08.04 11:35:00 -
[326]
nice storry i get nuts when you described your thoughts of what D2 could be :)
and yes go south now so you can talk in local with the guys you thought they are like the TV-Show with some ppl living in Containers and watched by TV-camars :)
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Mutten Chops
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Posted - 2006.08.04 13:26:00 -
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come to the reigon "syndicate" and meet the muffins, we have heard great storys and wish to meet u, convo me in game and i will tell u more info on where we are so u can come meet me, i promise i wont shoot, as for my pirate friends, well as long as im online they wont shoot, great story man, keep it up
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Ze4K DK
Gallente
RONA Deepspace
CORE.
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Posted - 2006.08.04 14:27:00 -
[328]
This is by far the best post i've ever seen on the E-O forums... Please keep up the excellent work.
I've not had a laugh this good for a while.
Oh and by the way if you'd killed Thaard with a T1 frig... Oh my god... Would have been the performance of the decade.
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Nexus Hyperium
Amarr
The Arrow Project
The ARR0W Project
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Posted - 2006.08.04 17:35:00 -
[329]
Don't take away our newbie!
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uraniumcore1
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.08.04 21:28:00 -
[330]
just great...keep it up...core
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