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Commander Hades
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Posted - 2006.10.04 22:13:00 -
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Edited by: Commander Hades on 04/10/2006 22:13:10
Dude, hard luck back there with the lag, i have been following ASCN's progress closly since i left Xetic & i could see the big 2 bashing their heads together, with your Celeb status i am sure you will be welcome to join my corp in kos & watch us beat back the R-A vermin
& congrats on getting to Pg 40 in your forum
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Kharakan
Amarr
GREY COUNCIL
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Posted - 2006.10.04 23:07:00 -
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Back up the forums you go! 
 Originally by: ParMizaN
evry1ghasb a limiy...
...and ijust reached it ahaha...
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
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Krxon Blade
Caldari
Dark-Rising
Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.05 00:44:00 -
[1173]
G-reat!
Bumpidy
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splattercat
Cirrius Technologies
O X I D E
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Posted - 2006.10.05 02:45:00 -
[1174]
3rd post for me, and i normaly dont post past 1..
OMFG im still cryng reading this, its so well done i realy can think its me...
FFS ,IN, wright a book... i will buy it.
Crying with mirth cat
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Kaden Seer
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Posted - 2006.10.05 10:54:00 -
[1175]
It wasn't enough to say "thermometer", you had to make it "anal" 
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Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.10.05 11:33:00 -
[1176]
I never want to see this end. I hope this continues until the servers shut down. 
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TGbullet
Shinra
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.10.05 16:54:00 -
[1177]
Very entertaining read. Looking forward to future blog's.
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Risa Sunletter
Caldari
ZhivCo
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Posted - 2006.10.05 17:33:00 -
[1178]
Great Read, People at work thought I was Mad. Little do They know. 1 Mil iskes coming at you when I get home IN, For a share in the adventure.
What's that in the Road ahead, Ahhhhh Just a Bump
Keep me ROFLin
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Vantoth
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.10.05 18:41:00 -
[1179]
I realize now why he was destned for greatness. Nommie was born on my actual birthday. No wonder he has had such a glamorus and exciting life. Having been created on such an auspicious day gaurenteed him greatness.
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.10.05 20:01:00 -
[1180]
A Tale Of Two Cities (Part 1)
- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of alcoholism...
After having been terrified by a ravaging troupe of carebear killers, I decided that it was time to boogie unrestrictedly and to have some wholesome and sinful fun.
As I studiously studied my map, I recalled that when I was at the love shack for the launch of the Titan, I had previously met a lunatic who went by the name of "Jim Lovell", who was one of the big cheeses of an alliance called the "Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate".
Jim had invited me to his home in the Catch region for a drink, and had informed me that his station was set to joyously dispense a bottle of wine to everyone who docked.
I decided to take him up on his wonderful invitation:
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After docking and moving my clone to their headquarters, which were appropriately named "The Distillery", it became starkly apparent that the name of this group was not a joke, and that in their frequent drunken binges they often destroyed their own ships, inspired by the worst alcoholic of all:
Their leader...
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Despite being peeved by the fact that the station had not dispensed a bottle of wine to me yet, I tried not to laugh at hearing this sorrowful tale of the loss of a 1 billion isk ship that blew up on an asteroid, and I decided that I would try to help these poor pilots along the road to recovery by steering the conversation away from alcohol.
My plan did not go very well:
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Like an open wound, the atmosphere was infectious, and I found myself getting dragged into the merriment. I knew that resistance was highly likely to be futile.
As if to prove the theory that when people are drunk they are generous, a whole assortment of trade boxes appeared on my screen and I was showered with a bizarre collection of inappropriate gifts:
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A short time later, and as the drinks freely flowed around the bar, drunken pilots began to challenge each other to insane duels, and I rapidly found myself standing in the middle of an absolutely hilarious and truly bizarre fight, of the likes I had never seen in my entire adventure:
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I continued to stare goggle-eyed at this lunacy that was taking place outside the station, as ships swooned and swayed under the feeble control of pilots who were in a daze and stupor, with wildly glazed-over eyes, and I found myself thoroughly enjoying it!
These were by far one of the most fun groups of players I had ever encountered, and after another few drinks I began to wonder if it was myself or them who had lost the plot:
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As I staggered around in my pod, I decided to inject a modicum of decorum into the situation and took the opportunity to enquire as to what it was that their alliance actually did in the game.
I was relieved to get a sensible answer:
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Having now been given a great understanding of the underlying mechanics of how they operated, I decided that if I couldn't beat them, then I may as well have fun joining them.
I ended up spending the rest of the night getting absolutely plastered.
Some time later, and in the early hours of the morning, I staggered to my feet, to see a very sexy looking ship hovering nearby:
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I passed out once again, and a few hours later I found myself being awoken by several "smashed" pilots who informed me that they loved me, and who then invited me to join an intoxicated group of 12 frigates, in order to drunkenly raid an unsuspecting alliance in a nearby city...
Unfortunately, I said yes...
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Gjs312
Caldari
Custodes Valhallae
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.10.05 20:17:00 -
[1181]
Edited by: Gjs312 on 05/10/2006 20:17:34
Whooo first reply!
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Sheerborn
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Posted - 2006.10.05 20:18:00 -
[1182]
Best one he has posted yet. My favourite.
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Valrandir
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.10.05 20:52:00 -
[1183]
:D
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This has surpassed the Yarrdware specification and has been dubbed Uberware.
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DHB FooFighter
FIRMA
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.10.05 21:08:00 -
[1184]
Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
Unfortunately, I said yes...
(to be continued...
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Evelgrivion
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Posted - 2006.10.05 21:08:00 -
[1185]
Hahahaha
I look forwards to hearing of the horrors you faced in IAC's raid against Chimaera Pact 
When did Jouni get that Navy Mega? A twin dreadnought show would have been so much cooler 
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Arria Periclee
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Posted - 2006.10.05 21:56:00 -
[1186]
I'm still trying to figure out if this is insanely funny, or funnily insane. And it's most certainly a terrifyingly colourful mix of both.
Hopefully I'll find out before I'm no longer a noob myself (Which may take a while). Until then, my little shareholder self is shaking like the last leaf to have survived a wild and windy autumn, in a vivid concern about those recklessly invested millions.
My left brain is having a ball, still.
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Michuh
Vortex.
Maelstrom Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.05 22:46:00 -
[1187]
Aww maaan.. Im under strict orders not to shoot the blogger..
Maelstrom Recruitment
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zeeZ Exus
Citizens of E.A.R.T.H.
E.A.R.T.H. Federation
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Posted - 2006.10.05 22:49:00 -
[1188]
Still a great read 
I noticed that since your first posts the amount of clickables increased a lot, and most of them contain medium to rather lengthy conversations. It takes more time to click, read, and find back to where and what you were reading before. I'd like to see more of your funny summaries of conversations and less of those boring (at least less interesting) convo-screenshots. It might require a bit more efford an time, but I think it's worth to wait a tad bit longer for the next sequel.
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firepup82
FinFleet
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.10.06 01:29:00 -
[1189]
Please tell Jim That I'll go to AA if he will. I too lost a navy raven while...er. Intoxicated  This thread is just too funny. Keep it up
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Sodium Phosphate
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Posted - 2006.10.06 01:33:00 -
[1190]
40 page read, its interesting to see the change in writing style that has occured through your posts. From the sarcastic nub, to the fortunate adventurer. Gets my creative gears spinning, thinking of my own EVE charades. Need to come visit 20th legion in Delve!!
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Acinonyx Jubatus
International Multi-Player Consortium
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.10.06 03:45:00 -
[1191]
Twas an interesting show outside the station indeed.
*was the one in that domi*
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Major Stormer
Caldari
Demon Womb
Xelas Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.06 11:31:00 -
[1192]
Back to page 1 you go
/emote requests standard sticky request
Keep it up man, awesome as usual :)
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Damion Zyne
Queens of the Stone Age
Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.10.06 11:53:00 -
[1193]
I missed a IAC attack with Inno in the gang???
Great blog, keep it up.
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Risa Sunletter
Caldari
ZhivCo
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Posted - 2006.10.06 18:36:00 -
[1194]
Ooppss Almost sliped down to page Three
Bumpity Bump
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.10.06 23:02:00 -
[1195]
A Tale Of Two Cities (Part 2)
As I tried to hoist myself into the bathroom of my pod, to wash my hungover brutish face, I vaguely recalled that the night before the morning after my drinking session, I had been contacted by a high-up official in some corporation or alliance that my drunken brain could not remember.
As far as I could gather in my extremely intoxicated and sozzled state, I seemed to partially recall having been invited to visit whoever it was.
I tried my best to visualise the conversation:
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In a very dazed sense of confusion and mystifying discombobulation, I fervently scratched my head for a while, and eventually had to conceed that I could only recall a tiny and slight sliver of the hazy discussion that had taken place with this mystery person.
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This was clearly not getting me anywhere, so I made the firm decision to give up, and I hoped that whoever it was would contact me again at some point in the future, to re-issue their invitation.
My thoughts returned to the present, and after washing my visage with an invigorating "Minmatar Mineral Mask", I excitedly joined the gang of boozed-up home-wreckers on their whiskey-fueled frigate raid of a poor and unsuspecting local alliance, whose name was quite an accurate description of what we were about to unleash on them:
Maelstrom
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We arrived at Maelstrom Prime and found ourselves smashing and crashing around in the local asteroid belts, spleen-twistingly blowing the enemy further and further into history, with each resounding pop of our weapons of doom.
Luckily for me, in my drunken hurry to join the gang I had neglected to fit any guns on my noble Condor, and as such I was only able to provide valuable tactical support by randomly fleeing to safespots whenever it got too scary...
The entire raid seemed to be very much a good-spirited affair, and both I.A.C and Maelstrom were polite to each other in their talk in Local.
I did not know if I would have been so calm if I had been the one on the receiving end of such a brutal and bloody attack, and I was left was a deep sense of intrigue and wonder at this gentlemanly conflict between these two neighbouring cities.
Our gang leader gave us a preliminary tally of our kills:
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I was informed that it was a normal course of action for each side to brutally pod each other during such raids. We had committed a total of 10 murders and I began to wonder if a Yarrish desire to go on another Ibis rampage was imminently about to start building inside of me again...
As we heroically travelled back home from the victorious slaughter of the innocents, my memory began to clear up and I was finally able to remember who it was that I had been invited to visit next:
Link
Oops...
In a blinding flash of recall, I then clearly visualised the details of Maelstrom's kind invitation with a sickening and distinct clarity:
Link 1
Link 2
This was rapidly shaping up to become one of the most shocking diplomatic blunders of all time!
I desperately started searching my brain to think of a way to get out of the impending doo-doo that was about to hit the very quickly spinning fan, that was just inches from my highly embarrassed face.
I saw five possible options open to me:
1) Contact him and confess everything.
2) Contact him and deny everything.
3) Don't contact him at all.
4) Offer to attack I.A.C in my Ibis.
5) Do nothing and just see what happens.
I spent the next few hours in a gut-wrenching bout of agonising soul-searching, and it was then that I was suddenly forced into making a terrifying decision...
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Haege Mon
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Posted - 2006.10.06 23:49:00 -
[1196]
rofl @ the drunken memories screenshot.
That's some insane special effect, if I ever seen one. George Lucas must be eating his hat with envy.
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oodin
Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2006.10.06 23:56:00 -
[1197]
omg you rock..
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Arria Periclee
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Posted - 2006.10.07 02:12:00 -
[1198]
Okay, sorted. Insanely funny it is.
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Valrandir
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.10.07 04:12:00 -
[1199]
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This has surpassed the Yarrdware specification and has been dubbed Uberware.
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Michuh
Vortex.
Maelstrom Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.07 11:41:00 -
[1200]
Edited by: Michuh on 07/10/2006 11:42:22
Man I laughed my ass off at the drunken screenshot.. I recognised andrew through it of course.. but well funny.
Ive bookmarked this also, for those boring hours in work..
Great job mate.
Michuh
Maelstrom Recruitment
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