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HeyRahNah
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Posted - 2006.10.01 23:36:00 -
[1141]
<3 innominate. i hate him from jealousy but be damned if u think he doesnt deserve all this!
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MeGrand
Gallente
Thunder Talons
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Posted - 2006.10.01 23:40:00 -
[1142]
most ammusing thing i've read in ages
what a nice thing to read on a reutrn to eve
All the right letters - just not nessacarily in the right order |
Helix Fluxx
Caldari
Contempo Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.10.02 06:23:00 -
[1143]
A quarter of a million reads and still counting! Keep it up there Inno 
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Micia
Minmatar
N.A.S.A.
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Posted - 2006.10.02 07:05:00 -
[1144]
 Quote:
I logged in to see that Seleene (the honcho of the mining coalition)
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Bex Beere
Caldari
Ominous Corp
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2006.10.02 09:30:00 -
[1145]
Great stuff - keep it up.
oh, and get off page 2 and get back to page 1 where you belong 
Bex Beere
Director
Ominous Corp
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Jali Prince
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.10.02 12:39:00 -
[1146]
Unashamed bump, first page only please!
keep it up!
And if you like look me up sometime.
Life is chocolate |
Orvas Dren
Gallente
The Nest
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.10.02 14:50:00 -
[1147]
Just spoke to the gentlemen, quite nice to speak to, was taking a self-directed tour of our systems.
EVE-Mail me for custom signature work. Price Negotiable |
Taram Caldar
Caldari
Acheron Vanguard Armada
The Shadow Ascension
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Posted - 2006.10.02 19:58:00 -
[1148]
What's this doing back on page 2?!??? Back to the top with you!!!
MORE MORE!!!
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Kelbryn
Armoured Assassins
Blood of the Innocents
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Posted - 2006.10.02 19:59:00 -
[1149]
Bump!
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.10.03 00:38:00 -
[1150]
Lagging Behind The Enemy
Word had been sent by astral carrier-pigeon that a violent and historic battle was about to take place in GQ2S-8, in ASCN space.
The "Band Of Brothers" alliance had declared war on ASCN and were currently attempting to take control of the station in that system. I jumped down to the Love Shack and hurriedly plotted a 16-jump course to reach the target system.
As I was travelling down there, my thoughts turned to the sheer depth of the universe that I was very much enjoying exploring.
Upon looking at the list of alliances on the map, I noted that there were at least 20 of them that I had not yet heard of! Perhaps I was not as wise and as travelled as I had first n00bishly thought.
I nervously jumped into the system adjacent to the war-zone:
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I was pleased to see ShuPac again, whom I had previously had the pleasure of meeting when I flew around my first ever complex at the bottom of the universe, and I then spent some time talking with the brave and fearsome pilots in local.
I then met a noble Band Of Brothers pilot:
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Like the credit card bills of a shop-a-holic, the number of pilots in local continually increased, and just as I was deciding whether to jump into the warzone yet, I was invited into an "allied" gang that was forming.
After approximately 60 people joined, I re-named my ship ***NEUTRAL OBSERVER*** and we headed to the foreboding and fearsome gates of hell:
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Surprisingly, there appeared to be an excitement-shattering traffic jam, and we had to twiddle our thumbs for 3 minutes, after which, and like most software running on windows often does, the game promptly crashed and chucked everyone out.
30 minutes later, after briefly getting back in and finding that it instantly crashed again, I now found myself in a random place in the warzone, and quickly fled to the station in a very bold and heroic manner.
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For the next hour or so I sat in Local wondering what was going on, as both sides were desperately trying to regroup. Eventually, I was contacted by "Chedburn" whom I had met several times previously during my visits to ASCN, and I took the opportunity to ask him what had happened to the gang:
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Unfortunately, it had then been decided that I could not get back in, and the next day an Evemail was sent to ASCN members explaining that during times of war I should not be invited into their gangs for security reasons.
This was entirely sensible and understandable. After all, as Ched had said, they were fighting for their very existence, and the last thing they needed was a man flying around wildly in a shuttle, distracting them from the task at hand. In times of war it is quite rightly necessary to tighten security.
The war had been something of a let-down, so I decided to do something different entirely and I set off to "Inflatable House" to do some investigation into how I would go about using my blueprints to manufacture some thrilling items.
Upon arrival, I met a very friendly pilot called Winter Star, who informed me that she was a member of a brand new alliance:
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The Volition Cult had been around as friends for a long time but had only just got together as an alliance. I had previously enjoyed meeting some of the members of the Sylph Alliance and it was nice to learn about yet more new people, and their lofty goals of success in this enchanting world.
I then encountered a pilot who would most definitely not be out of place fighting alongside Strongy Strong and Tighty Tight:
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It was then that something explosively frightening was set to adrenalin-thumpingly happen...
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Salah22
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.10.03 02:39:00 -
[1151]
Edited by: Salah22 on 03/10/2006 02:41:10
Gah, it is such a shame to see server problems get in the way of the story. *sigh*
But in all cases... Keep it coming Inno.
ôThe ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.ö - William Somerset Maugham |
Rift Scorn
Caldari
Black Nova Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.03 04:09:00 -
[1152]
Originally by: Salah22
Edited by: Salah22 on 03/10/2006 02:41:10
Gah, it is such a shame to see server problems get in the way of the story. *sigh*
But in all cases... Keep it coming Inno.
I couldn't agree more! i've been priviledged enough to be in every major engagement against ASCN, and saw the un-mistakable innominate nightmare in loacl in GQ2-. I think it was the chizzled chin that did it! Hope to see you and your mighty battle shuttle in the middle of it all at some point soon, and the inevitable report, if you decide to hang around in Feyth. If not? then i'll just look forward to where ever the solar winds take you next. 
Your friendly clone activation expert, free of service to the eve community since '03! |
Weirda
Minmatar
Queens of the Stone Age
Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.10.03 04:56:00 -
[1153]
Fighty McFightsAlot for Emperor! 
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Weirda
Join QOTSA Now
Stealth Bomber Tweaks |
Akuma Gouki
Amarr
Orion Ore International
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.10.03 09:53:00 -
[1154]
Good sir! I have just now stumbled upon your novel and inspiring quest by happening perchance to overhear a request of "INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE fof?" in one of various security channels within my alliance's sovereign territory. I hope to see you within our boundaries more often as, rest assured, the answer to that question was 'neutral'.. and we do not fire unprovoked upon proven neutrals. :)
If not, then I wish you well on your travels, and shall continue to follow your wonderfully written exploits.
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Drebble
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Posted - 2006.10.03 15:28:00 -
[1155]
Now, just figure out a way to steal that Titan and you will be right up there with Zaphod Beeblebrox!
As for your corporate future, CCP please give him a Towel BPO? Pretty please with exotic dancers and Quafe?
Best of luck on your adventures!
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Fenderson
Finite Horizon
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Posted - 2006.10.03 17:02:00 -
[1156]
yarr me likes
*real men structure tank* |
etheris
Gallente
eXceed Inc.
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.03 19:48:00 -
[1157]
it was good to have you there!
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ErbUs
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2006.10.03 19:53:00 -
[1158]
TTT for a noob station in double 0
we want a safe haven in low sec
yea I'm out here alone
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oodin
Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2006.10.04 00:45:00 -
[1159]
page 2
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WiseAcre
AntiKythera Machina
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Posted - 2006.10.04 02:51:00 -
[1160]
Originally by: Drebble
As for your corporate future, CCP please give him a Towel BPO? Pretty please with exotic dancers and Quafe?
Genius! Do It Now. Great  Drebble.
"Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS? It probably lasts longer, plus it moves around." |
Dalyn Arathon
No Quarter.
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2006.10.04 02:57:00 -
[1161]
towel bpo . . . wow, thats hillarious . . .
items required to build: 1 tritanium, 1 livestock, 1 exotic dancer.
please note: no exotic dancers were harmed in the making of this product.
that would be hillarious.
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Passcal
Darksaber Technologies
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Posted - 2006.10.04 09:48:00 -
[1162]
Bump damn you BUMP!!!
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Iyanah
Minmatar
Mining Munitions and Mayhem
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Posted - 2006.10.04 12:41:00 -
[1163]
still loving this thread, keep up the good work INNOM'
(total BUMP btw :P)
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ForceAttuned Krogoth
InterGalactic Corp.
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2006.10.04 14:34:00 -
[1164]
Keep up the good work, and watch out for bob they like killing noobs.
~bumb~
ForceAttuned Krogoth [INTG]
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Starbuck 4tw!
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Audrea
Momentum.
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Posted - 2006.10.04 17:50:00 -
[1165]
Nomi (), This experiment of yours is now going for what? over 2 months I think...
If its to simulate real 0.0 n00b, dont you think its time to move on from shuttle and the ibis of d00m, into frigates and cruisers, like real n00b would? 
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Tamaara
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Posted - 2006.10.04 19:33:00 -
[1166]
I'm getting jittery without my fix.
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.10.04 20:18:00 -
[1167]
Carebear Stare
Later that evening, I met my friend Brunswick at Inflatable House and I gave him the blueprints to transport to ISS Fabrica in his very fast Interceptor.
He advised me that the most effective way for us to move them was for me to act as a scout, flying one jump ahead of him and scanning the systems ahead for evil and rampant attackers.
I was excited by this prospect because I had previously only been the one being scouted for, and not the one doing the thrilling scouting.
I remembered from when the D2 Commander Lou Cypher had scouted for me in the North, that it was an activity that was more fraught with peril and danger than having your private parts trapped in your zipper in the middle of a public convenience.
Luckily we were in a relatively safe and neutral area of the map, so there was clearly no chance whatsoever that a few jumps later I would find myself staring down the barrels of four shotguns that were being wielded by a destructive group called the "Coalition Of Carebear Killers"...
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A few seconds after jumping through the gate to X6AB-Y in a very heroic scouting manner, I was immediately confronted with a screen of blinking red, and I made the altruistic decision to rampantly flee to a random planet, before then making a forthright and strong gesture of defiance by warping from the random planet to a random moon, making a safespot between them and bravely hiding in a hole...
A few minutes later, I nervously and n00bishly tried warping to 100km from various gates in the system, to find that there were scary blinking red people at them, with chunks of bloody carebear flesh dangling from their incisors.
With trembling limbs, I quickly retreated back to the safespot once more, and shivered and shook like a man who had just stepped out of the bath on a cold winter morning, to accidentally find himself trapped inside a snowman.
Brunswick fearlessly jumped in and joined me:
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Eventually, we hatched an ingenious plan that involved me jumping to 100km from the gate, quickly making a bookmark, and then bringing it back to Brunswick, so that he could then warp to 200km from the gate, giving him a vantage point to safely observe from:
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I then opened a chat channel with one of the pilots in the system, who was part of CVA, and he informed me that they were "working on the problem."
We sat at the safespot for a few minutes more, and as I looked at the fluffy solar clouds around me, I listened to the distant cries of poor and helpless carebears being torn to shreds by malevolent forces of carnage and doom.
We fearlessly decided to make a run for it:
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To my utter surprise, when we reached the gate we saw that two of the carebear murderers had been brutally killed by the CVA guys, and the other two seemed more concerned with protecting their friends' pods than with attacking us.
We managed to flee through the gate unscathed, and the rest of my scouting to our destination was thankfully trouble-free.
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Even though I was still regularly terrified by these encounters with merciless podders, I always found that after the event, I could look back on it and in some strange way acknowledge that I had enjoyed being horrifically chased.
There was a certain sense of fun to the danger element of flirting with psychotic killers, and I sincerely hoped that I would not find myself getting addicted to it...
After we had dropped off the blueprints, Brunswick then took me on a quick trip to see a station that looked suspiciously like a giant intergalactic anal thermometer:
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The very next day, I was set to have an immense amount of fun, with a bunch of demented alcoholic lunatics...
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Zephirz
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.10.04 20:23:00 -
[1168]
funzor :) alcohol ahead
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Luigi Thirty
Caldari
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2006.10.04 20:42:00 -
[1169]
yaaaaaaaay
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DOGNOSH
Minmatar
SKULLDOGS
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Posted - 2006.10.04 21:25:00 -
[1170]
hey innominate,i have been inspired by you
started the most pointless lottery ever(though not as hardcore as you would have done)
1 ISK per ticket
finishes on saturday
pointless lottery
mmmm pink Eris will approve - Xorus
Xorus has been webbified - DOGNOSH
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