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Maxim Powers
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:02:00 -
[181]
Originally by: Alice Cholmondeley
Originally by: Maxim Powers
I don't think you get "look".
I don't think you get "burn". What kind of Goon are you? A failed Goon amirite amirite?
I don't think you get "I"
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Dafuzz
Gallente Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:03:00 -
[182]
Originally by: Maxim Powers
Originally by: Alice Cholmondeley
Originally by: Maxim Powers
I don't think you get "look".
I don't think you get "burn". What kind of Goon are you? A failed Goon amirite amirite?
I don't think you get "I"
I don't think you "get" it.
Your avatar says you are in the wrong corp. Should be MGRL tbqfh --
-If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.. |

SpaceMoose
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:04:00 -
[183]
Originally by: Illaria Edited by: Illaria on 29/10/2007 17:02:33
Originally by: BoB sucks better to be an infamous ******* rather than a nobody amirite?
Let me put it this way: better be an infamous *******, then just an *******, like a lot of the forum whoring Goons here.
Seriously I don' think it's so hard to get: I'm not defending BoB. They started the metagaming, **** posting, path, that Goonswarm is so proudly marching down along now. But that doesn't excuse you from doing even worse then them, and with much less style even.
Sure it does, Just Watch...
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Phelan Driscoll
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:06:00 -
[184]
Originally by: Dramaticus Phelan Driscoll why do you hate freedom
This is why:
______________________________________ fire 59 > \o/ , nerdswarm is here PriestWithKnives > sorry we took so long we were talking to our dads fire 59 > ah cool fire 59 > di |

Shiv Deviir
Caldari Terra Incognita Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:10:00 -
[185]
null I dont post much on these forums but I think i will put my buck o' five in. I have a theory about goon behavior.
DISCLAIMER: I might be wrong, I have been wrong before.
Theory: I think that goonswarm puts up this front of "not caring, gun slinging, crap compactors" so that those in the eve community will not take them seriously as a whole. Maybe they figure that they wont be viewed as a threat until its too late. I remember before the whole great war started, they were recruiting pretty much anyone. Thats how they were looked at, "oh they take anyone, they must suck". Now people are eating their words, and so that the community will keep underestimating them, they come off as ridiculous.
Now for the whole Great War discussion, I believe that when BoB started making a serious claim that they "wanted to own all 0.0" that many people took offense to this. Who the hell wants to pay rent to some face overlord for ratting or mining in a system literally across the universe. Of course when people take offense some people turn and whine to their friends and some make a plan. They made a plan, Red Alliance made a plan and so did many other corporations and alliances. Now that the "plan" is giving fruit, it would be self defeating to just leave it to grow on its own. If anyone wanted to completely defeat someone they would do well to take a lesson from the Roman Empire. You must completely annihilate everything the opposition has, brick by brick. You must salt the earth so that nothing will every grow there again, you must erase their name from the history books.
Like I said, i could be wrong, and I probably am. They might be insanely ******** and have no direction whatsoever, or they might be acting in subterfuge.
Oh and these thoughts are completely my own and have no reflection on what others in my corporation or alliance may think. Their thoughts are their own.
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Phelan Driscoll
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:12:00 -
[186]
Originally by: Shiv Deviir If anyone wanted to completely defeat someone they would do well to take a lesson from the Roman Empire.
You see, goons are a lot like Carthage... ______________________________________ fire 59 > \o/ , nerdswarm is here PriestWithKnives > sorry we took so long we were talking to our dads fire 59 > ah cool fire 59 > di |

Ramlir
0.0 Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:13:00 -
[187]
If only I had majored in something useful like history, I could take part in these debates.
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Dramaticus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:15:00 -
[188]
Originally by: Ramlir If only I had majored in something useful like history, I could take part in these debates.
IMPORTANT BATTLES
now you too can be a CAOD superstar
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:19:00 -
[189]
Originally by: Shiv Deviir
null I dont post much on these forums but I think i will put my buck o' five in. I have a theory about goon behavior.
DISCLAIMER: I might be wrong, I have been wrong before.
Theory: I think that goonswarm puts up this front of "not caring, gun slinging, crap compactors" so that those in the eve community will not take them seriously as a whole. Maybe they figure that they wont be viewed as a threat until its too late. I remember before the whole great war started, they were recruiting pretty much anyone. Thats how they were looked at, "oh they take anyone, they must suck". Now people are eating their words, and so that the community will keep underestimating them, they come off as ridiculous.
Now for the whole Great War discussion, I believe that when BoB started making a serious claim that they "wanted to own all 0.0" that many people took offense to this. Who the hell wants to pay rent to some face overlord for ratting or mining in a system literally across the universe. Of course when people take offense some people turn and whine to their friends and some make a plan. They made a plan, Red Alliance made a plan and so did many other corporations and alliances. Now that the "plan" is giving fruit, it would be self defeating to just leave it to grow on its own. If anyone wanted to completely defeat someone they would do well to take a lesson from the Roman Empire. You must completely annihilate everything the opposition has, brick by brick. You must salt the earth so that nothing will every grow there again, you must erase their name from the history books.
Like I said, i could be wrong, and I probably am. They might be insanely ******** and have no direction whatsoever, or they might be acting in subterfuge.
Oh and these thoughts are completely my own and have no reflection on what others in my corporation or alliance may think. Their thoughts are their own.
Close but you missed some key details.
Shortly after the jews blew up the world trade center members of the somethingawful.com gaming community accidentally knocked offline one of the biggest russian money laundering scams on the internet in a misguided fursecution attempt. In order to prevent retribution, these goons were told to make reparations. The most enterprising of them all, Remedial, vowed to harness the untapped potential of thousands of pepsi-swilling goons locked at home in basements expending thousands of untold hours playing MMO's. He ended up building goonfleet and after paying off his russian antagonists, became business partners with them as they realized the untapped profit potential in the natural resources of goon gamers.
Ultimately the nerfing of complexes as well as the impending purges of developer kickbacks goonfleet had enjoyed before the internal affairs division was created caused Remedial to cash out, leaving us where we are today.
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fishblades
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:22:00 -
[190]
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll
Originally by: Shiv Deviir If anyone wanted to completely defeat someone they would do well to take a lesson from the Roman Empire.
You see, goons are a lot like Carthage...
We're more like the jews who found the backdoor on the oven.
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Schani Kratnorr
Internal Revenue Service
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:22:00 -
[191]
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll (SNIP Failed attempt at continuing antique line of insults)
Well, admittedly a misguided attempt at self-humor clearly wasted on you... You failed to answer the vast majority of my post?
How do you feel about having to reasort to "your momma" references? How do cope with falling short at the very thing you're supposedly "good at"? How does it feel to be trampled intellectually by a fat git with a computer (ie. ME)? How do does it make you feel knowing that there are people, like me, out there that are better than you at everything?
Do you feel alone now?
With the infamous Goonswarm reputation to live up to, you are falling way short of impressing me.
To paraphrase Vader, your forumskills are weak old man...
Now, on with the show.
ON TOPIC This thread was about the inability of Goonswarm to communicate. Naturally it derailed, only to proove the point of the original poster... that if you cannot communicate, you are better off simply not trying.
Thanks for keeping me awake for a few hours. Now I must retire to make dinner. Perhaps we can all meet in the next thread? Will there be more one-liners like this one?
Originally by: Iron Zarkasm Can't believe I'm first
this one:
Originally by: Nlewis gb2gbs
and this:
Originally by: The Mittani ahahahahah
Will the Goonswarm manage to pull out yet another fine line of insults like these golden gems:
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll Another good option for you might be suicide.
Originally by: fishblades "you "sure" "do" "use" "a lot" of "quote"s"
Originally by: Elohe LOOK AT THE FUKKEN PUBBIE
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll blow me
Originally by: SpaceMoose **** you and **** your moderator msn buddy.
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll Tell them I also said your mother is a *****.
Or will Goons eventually evolve beyond posting for the sake of posting?
Originally by: The Mittani quoting some words i didn't even read
Tune in next thread...
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:24:00 -
[192]
Originally by: Shiv Deviir
null I dont post much on these forums but I think i will put my buck o' five in. I have a theory about goon behavior.
DISCLAIMER: I might be wrong, I have been wrong before.
Theory: I think that goonswarm puts up this front of "not caring, gun slinging, crap compactors" so that those in the eve community will not take them seriously as a whole. Maybe they figure that they wont be viewed as a threat until its too late. I remember before the whole great war started, they were recruiting pretty much anyone. Thats how they were looked at, "oh they take anyone, they must suck". Now people are eating their words, and so that the community will keep underestimating them, they come off as ridiculous.
Now for the whole Great War discussion, I believe that when BoB started making a serious claim that they "wanted to own all 0.0" that many people took offense to this. Who the hell wants to pay rent to some face overlord for ratting or mining in a system literally across the universe. Of course when people take offense some people turn and whine to their friends and some make a plan. They made a plan, Red Alliance made a plan and so did many other corporations and alliances. Now that the "plan" is giving fruit, it would be self defeating to just leave it to grow on its own. If anyone wanted to completely defeat someone they would do well to take a lesson from the Roman Empire. You must completely annihilate everything the opposition has, brick by brick. You must salt the earth so that nothing will every grow there again, you must erase their name from the history books.
Like I said, i could be wrong, and I probably am. They might be insanely ******** and have no direction whatsoever, or they might be acting in subterfuge.
Oh and these thoughts are completely my own and have no reflection on what others in my corporation or alliance may think. Their thoughts are their own.
i read like the first sentence where you said something about 'goons recruiting' then i giggled and crapped out this reply
guessing the rest of the post was about as grounded in reality
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Erik Amirault
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:26:00 -
[193]
I don't think you guys "get"...
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NO BRAKES
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:26:00 -
[194]
Originally by: Schani Kratnorr
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll (SNIP Failed attempt at continuing antique line of insults)
Well, admittedly a misguided attempt at self-humor clearly wasted on you... You failed to answer the vast majority of my post?
How do you feel about having to reasort to "your momma" references? How do cope with falling short at the very thing you're supposedly "good at"? How does it feel to be trampled intellectually by a fat git with a computer (ie. ME)? How do does it make you feel knowing that there are people, like me, out there that are better than you at everything?
Do you feel alone now?
With the infamous Goonswarm reputation to live up to, you are falling way short of impressing me.
To paraphrase Vader, your forumskills are weak old man...
Now, on with the show.
ON TOPIC This thread was about the inability of Goonswarm to communicate. Naturally it derailed, only to proove the point of the original poster... that if you cannot communicate, you are better off simply not trying.
Thanks for keeping me awake for a few hours. Now I must retire to make dinner. Perhaps we can all meet in the next thread? Will there be more one-liners like this one?
Originally by: Iron Zarkasm Can't believe I'm first
this one:
Originally by: Nlewis gb2gbs
and this:
Originally by: The Mittani ahahahahah
Will the Goonswarm manage to pull out yet another fine line of insults like these golden gems:
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll Another good option for you might be suicide.
Originally by: fishblades "you "sure" "do" "use" "a lot" of "quote"s"
Originally by: Elohe LOOK AT THE FUKKEN PUBBIE
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll blow me
Originally by: SpaceMoose **** you and **** your moderator msn buddy.
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll Tell them I also said your mother is a *****.
Or will Goons eventually evolve beyond posting for the sake of posting?
Originally by: The Mittani quoting some words i didn't even read
Tune in next thread...
-dbp
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Ramlir
0.0 Corp
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:27:00 -
[195]
Edited by: Ramlir on 29/10/2007 17:30:06 I love how one-liners appear to drive this Kratnor guy wild. A single catchphrase elicits 500 words on why he should keep posting.
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fishblades
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:27:00 -
[196]
Edited by: fishblades on 29/10/2007 17:28:33
Originally by: Schani Kratnorr
ON TOPIC This thread was about the inability of Goonswarm to communicate. Naturally it derailed, only to proove the point of the original poster... that if you cannot communicate, you are better off simply not trying.
Originally by: fishblades "you "sure" "do" "use" "a lot" of "quote"s"
Did you miss the part where I posted this http://youtube.com/watch?v=lIVM-JMr-cg its easy to mislolgoonzspamminagaingeez.
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Tevlent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:28:00 -
[197]
Edited by: Tevlent on 29/10/2007 17:28:46 Lookat dis fukken thread.
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The Mittani
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:29:00 -
[198]
Originally by: Schani Kratnorr
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll (SNIP Failed attempt at continuing antique line of insults)
Well, admittedly a misguided attempt at self-humor clearly wasted on you... You failed to answer the vast majority of my post?
How do you feel about having to reasort to "your momma" references? How do cope with falling short at the very thing you're supposedly "good at"? How does it feel to be trampled intellectually by a fat git with a computer (ie. ME)? How do does it make you feel knowing that there are people, like me, out there that are better than you at everything?
Do you feel alone now?
With the infamous Goonswarm reputation to live up to, you are falling way short of impressing me.
To paraphrase Vader, your forumskills are weak old man...
Now, on with the show.
ON TOPIC This thread was about the inability of Goonswarm to communicate. Naturally it derailed, only to proove the point of the original poster... that if you cannot communicate, you are better off simply not trying.
Thanks for keeping me awake for a few hours. Now I must retire to make dinner. Perhaps we can all meet in the next thread? Will there be more one-liners like this one?
Originally by: Iron Zarkasm Can't believe I'm first
this one:
Originally by: Nlewis gb2gbs
and this:
Originally by: The Mittani ahahahahah
Will the Goonswarm manage to pull out yet another fine line of insults like these golden gems:
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll Another good option for you might be suicide.
Originally by: fishblades "you "sure" "do" "use" "a lot" of "quote"s"
Originally by: Elohe LOOK AT THE FUKKEN PUBBIE
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll blow me
Originally by: SpaceMoose **** you and **** your moderator msn buddy.
Originally by: Phelan Driscoll Tell them I also said your mother is a *****.
Or will Goons eventually evolve beyond posting for the sake of posting?
Originally by: The Mittani quoting some words i didn't even read
Tune in next thread...
here look let me help you through this because you're trying and you mean well in your own way
i write some crap that takes 10 seconds and mash post butan, you spend 10-15 minutes coming up with this reply full of words, so i am going to write another short reply until you "get" it.
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missionalt
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:29:00 -
[199]
Originally by: SpaceMoose I don't know, If your mother really wasn't a *****-***** then why would you bother defending such a ridiculous claim?
dude his mother's obviously dead
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HotFudge
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:33:00 -
[200]
This is actually pretty spot on in many aspects. Especially comparing them to the countless kiddo lowsec corps, that one hits the nail really.
The thing atm, however, is that GS has so many various corps in it, it is not just goons. I've noticed that a big number of "hurt" ex carebear corps, mainly from ascn, have joined them too.
I do not agree with you that goons will disband, that is what they would like everyone to think, they'll find excuses to go after people who've "hurt" them or "made them the monsters they are".
It is pointless to generalize goons in all fairness, but TBH it might be wise if you seek to avoid members with the attitude you describe.
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Bein Glorious
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:37:00 -
[201]
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Tevlent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:39:00 -
[202]
Originally by: HotFudge This is actually pretty spot on in many aspects. Especially comparing them to the countless kiddo lowsec corps, that one hits the nail really.
The thing atm, however, is that GS has so many various corps in it, it is not just goons. I've noticed that a big number of "hurt" ex carebear corps, mainly from ascn, have joined them too.
I do not agree with you that goons will disband, that is what they would like everyone to think, they'll find excuses to go after people who've "hurt" them or "made them the monsters they are".
It is pointless to generalize goons in all fairness, but TBH it might be wise if you seek to avoid members with the attitude you describe.
You have it all wrong. We are all SA goons in T1 frigs that do not know what the f*uck. We spew out *hurr* and fofo in local. I accidentally self destructed my frigate when I tried to tackle a big bad BoB T2 ship, lulz.
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Sacrosanctus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:39:00 -
[203]
Being in Goonswarm does not make you required to go on any POS shooting ops. If you want hot ship on ship action look for ops titled*****fag, roaming, suicide, or newbie. Strategic only recently (since Rev 2 actually) meant POS shooting without resistance most of the time.
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Nlewis
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:41:00 -
[204]
Edited by: Nlewis on 29/10/2007 17:42:51 they used to be much more fun, now you can convoy over and shoot pos while semi afk
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Tevlent
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:42:00 -
[205]
Edited by: Tevlent on 29/10/2007 17:42:45
Originally by: Sacrosanctus Being in Goonswarm does not make you required to go on any POS shooting ops. If you want hot ship on ship action look for ops titled*****fag, roaming, suicide, or newbie. Strategic only recently (since Rev 2 actually) meant POS shooting without resistance most of the time.
I remember the good ol' days when we would head down the pipe to Detorid and get like 2 big fleet fights out of pre-failure cascade LV and we would just chain their BS's like rats. I wish LV would come back .
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Sacrosanctus
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:43:00 -
[206]
Also to be more on topic if you find a goon who believes all the rah rah rah we say please report him so we can have him executed tia
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Mari Onette
Amarr GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:43:00 -
[207]
Goons welcome idiot's, and figure out ways to make them useful.
Other alliances exclude idiots, with the belief they will never amount to anything.
Einstein was once told he would never amount to anything too.
I for one, am proud to be an idiot!
tl;dr --- I am in blood! Stepp'd in so far that, should I wade no more, it would be as tedious as going over. -MacBeth
At 20 dollars a month, Eve costs 2 cents an hour to play. Downtime is cheap. |

Lavrenti Radimir
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:47:00 -
[208]
Hell, goons don't even get goons.
Watch the Tolon interview if you seriously want to learn more about Goons. We take the game more seriously than probably any other Alliance but at the same time can laugh at ourselves about it. Goons are all about getting a laugh, just because most alliances don't get our sense of humor doesn't mean it isn't funny.
The reason Goons are going after BoB is due to what happened after that "unnamed event" that caused BoB and other to go to Syndicate to kill Goons en mass. BoB villified us on the forums and created something of a political mess on the forums etc. Really, thats what started the whole problem.
No-one gets Goons. Seriously, no-one does.
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OwnedBy Me
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:49:00 -
[209]
U dont "get" goons..
I "get" goons.
- me
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Illaria
POS War Deserters
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Posted - 2007.10.29 17:50:00 -
[210]
Originally by: Bein Glorious thread sucks
Indeed, I should've know better than to make any attempt post something relating to Goons on this forum. Hopefully some moderator will give it the coup de grace.
The Vaccum Vid rekindled my fascination with EVE and made me reactivate my account. This here killed it again.
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