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Jali Prince
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.10.31 13:14:00 -
[1411]
more more soon 
Life is chocolate |
Vanlade
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.10.31 15:13:00 -
[1412]
 Originally by: Jali Prince
more more SoonÖ
Fixed
- Vanlade
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Kaden Seer
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Posted - 2006.10.31 15:17:00 -
[1413]
Are so many analogies per post even legal? sheesh
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Alyx Pretzel
Amarr
Eye E-Tek Corp.
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Posted - 2006.11.01 00:34:00 -
[1414]
Innomi-boy, where'd you go? Come back and visit me again soon!
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Pog Mahon
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Posted - 2006.11.01 23:31:00 -
[1415]
My first post on these boards after months of just reading everyone else's efforts. I am doing it solely to put Nommy back to the top where he belongs.
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Lijah
IMPERIAL SENATE
Pure.
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Posted - 2006.11.01 23:43:00 -
[1416]
Have to say, was sorely disapointed I missed you when you came to our home, been waiting for that moment for a long time. :)
Best of luck on your celebrity roadtrip! And thanks for 'many' pleasant hours passed reading your tales - my only gripe is that I can't access the images anymore  (can't access eve-o or eve-database-thingy at work, darn IT folk . Eve-search FTW!)
CEO
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Rex Slater
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Posted - 2006.11.02 09:30:00 -
[1417]
Bump 
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Valrandir
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.11.02 17:54:00 -
[1418]
Hello to you Mr. Nightmare.
Are you still selling shares?
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This has surpassed the Yarrdware specification and has been dubbed Uberware.
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Vanlade
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.11.02 18:16:00 -
[1419]
Originally by: Valrandir
Hello to you Mr. Nightmare.
Are you still selling shares?
Once Inno is officially not selling share anymore, then the current share holders can start selling theirs back with a profit :)
- Vanlade
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.11.02 20:34:00 -
[1420]
Damage Dealing
The deal of a lifetime did not originate from the illustrious Alyx, but from an entirely different source instead.
Some time after having left the ghetto, I began my journey to the North-East of the map, and I abruptly received an evemail from a pilot called Siigari Kitawa, who invited me to make an offer on an exotic item called a "Damage Control II".
Naturally, having no need for such an item, I replied to the evemail indicating my distinct lack of interest. A few minutes later, a chat request box ruthlessly appeared on my screen, and after accepting, I was plunged into a conversation with the vendor of this item, who violently attempted to sell it to me:
Link
Well, I was ecstatic to hear that I was being offered this joyous opportunity purely to bring delight to my adventure, and my natural impulse was therefore to immediately transfer all my worldly possessions and all my money in exchange for this wondrous piece of equipment...
However, I was unaware of the value of the glorious item, so I thought it would be best to declare this fact in advance, and to attempt to establish its true value, before throwing all my money at the seller in a fit of wanton shopaholic spending:
Link
What a bargain of unsurpassed magnitude this must be!
Well at this point, I was ready to strip off the very clothing on my back, and to throw it at Siigari in a frenzy, to ensure I could purchase this masterpiece of manufacturing. Imagine the incredulous levels of damage I would hereafter be able to control, if I just spent 350,000,000 ISK on this great product.
I was salivating uncontrollably...
What a feeling it was, when some time later, after having decided to make my own enquiries into whether I should purchase this item or not, I discovered that there was already one of the great damage controllers up for sale on ESCROW...
Link
...for 120 million isk less than the price I had been offered!
Well, I was absoulutely furious and enraged in an unrestricted manner at this revelation of financial skullduggery. The natural instinct, when being presented with this situation would be to quickly purchase the 230 million isk item in a frenzy, which is exactly why I did not...
What interested me about this whole affair was that the seller on escrow had placed the item up for one day only, and went by the name of "Shigawahhhhh", which sounded suspiciously like a contracted version of "Siigari Kitawa".
I therefore began to wonder if this was an intricate and elaborate ploy, cunningly designed to dupe me into purchasing the 230 million isk item, after being led to the impression that I had spotted a bargain due to the initial price being 350 million...
Suffice to say, I decided not to take up this particular offer.
Several jumps later, and after blindly flying through the 0.0 exit point from north-eastern empire, to luckily discover that there was no gatecamp there, I headed out into the dark expanse once more, in search of thrilling fun and adventure.
Just four jumps from the station FDZ4-A, I was overjoyed to be bitterly attacked by a Pure Alliance pilot called Lorn Yeager, who was positioned near the gate, and who tore my poor defenseless shuttle apart, and left me dangling in my poor defenseless pod..
However, having been brutally murdered many times previously, I decided to talk to my assailant, rather than insulting him, and I asked him if he would like to escort me to the station...
Surprisingly, he said yes:
Link
Four jumps later, we arrived at FDZ4-A and Lorn helped me to safely dock, whereupon we had a conversation about his thrilling life in EVE:
Link
A short while afterwards, something astonishing was set to happen...
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Steph Wing
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Posted - 2006.11.02 20:39:00 -
[1421]
Wow. Someone tried to scam INNOMINATE.
Boycott!
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Drucialla
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.11.03 03:08:00 -
[1422]
It is singularly reassuring to note that the CEO of the corporation, of which I am a shareholder, cannot be duped in such a blatant fashion, and is not subject to spendaholic episodes (at least while sober). His 'expenses' whilst in venues such as 'The Love Shack' are undoubtably tax deductable, and entirely deserved. Risk takers must have their rewards, as I am constantly being told.
I remain a happy shareholder, knowing as I do that my shares are currently entirely worthless, and may remain so forever more.
Fly On, Brave Heart
Dru x
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Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.03 10:17:00 -
[1423]
Back to page one with you!
I wonder what this thread will look like a year from now.
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Movie: 9UY - Got Fighters? |
Lorn Yeager
Gallente
Blessed Souls
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Posted - 2006.11.03 10:39:00 -
[1424]
What it will look like in a year? Well... it will be many pages long.
But it is the only - bullcrapfree - story of life in EVE I can think of.
Maybe thats why its so popular.
Begin sig: //->
Its Aloha time!
Lorn Yeager
Blessed Souls
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keepiru
Supernova Security Systems
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Posted - 2006.11.03 13:34:00 -
[1425]
Lol @ the DCII scam
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firepup82
Shinra
Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.11.04 03:34:00 -
[1426]
 Bump
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Philip Jones
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Posted - 2006.11.04 12:21:00 -
[1427]
Still good 2 hear about your 0.0 adventures, even if I do miss you running around asteroid belts being chased by Emilio.
You must have all these skills trained by now.
Smacktalking Lvl 5
Advanced Smacktalking to save your A** Lvl 5
Social Skills Lvl 5
Unarmed Combat Lvl 5
Self Destruct Lvl 5
So when u gonna get your own fraps team filming 'The Secret Diary of Innominate Nightmare'?
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New Soi
The Arrow Project
The ARR0W Project
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Posted - 2006.11.04 12:24:00 -
[1428]
Inno didn't reply to me when I called out to him in local 
Still, great stories, I'll be seeing you around for sure
~Soi
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Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.04 16:41:00 -
[1429]
Edited by: Seleene on 04/11/2006 16:41:16
Was great fun this morning, Inno. Can't wait to see the write up. Thanks for all your help!
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Movie: 9UY - Got Fighters? |
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.11.04 19:24:00 -
[1430]
Smash And Crash
Being in FDZ4-A once more brought a ton of memories flooding back to me. This was the very first station I had ever visited, right at the beginning of my n00bish adventure into the dark wilderness.
Feeling in a reflective and sentimental mood, I decided to contact the woman with whom I once had a provocative and enticing entanglement:
Link
Luckily, a quick search on the internet revealed that my shocking words are now considered to be positive terms amongst ladies who like ladies, and I was relieved that I had not violently offended any women who like like...
Missy appeared not to be annoyed that I had had an affair behind her back, which had caused her to have an affair behind my back, which had resulted in a scandalous and painful relationship breakup.
A little while later, I received a huge blast from the past, when I noticed that a bible bashing minion of the Arrow Project was docked with me:
Link
I had not suffered any of their rampant brainwashing attempts for a long time, and what with there being a distinct lack of psychologists in 0.0, I was concerned that if they managed to get to me, there would be no way to save myself.
I was absolutely terrified that at the hands of these Arrow Project zealots, I could traumatisingly find myself being cornered in a cul-de-sac dead-end system, with the only way out being viciously guarded by the following four people:
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Luckily, I was quickly able to put these horrific thoughts out of my mind, when I was abruptly distracted by a buzzing stinger of a pilot who went by the name of Wasp O'Ryan.
Wasp was a member of "Smash Alliance", whom I knew absolutely nothing about. He kindly took the time to explain who they were, and I was able to locate their home systems on my digital cartography mechanism:
Link
Holy Station Stealing, Batman!
Well, being presented with this horrific news, I had no choice but to immediately storm down there to confront them. After all, I was considering the idea of building my own station, and news such as this indicated just how easily they can be lost to murderous attackers of doom, hell-bent on destroying your work...
I eventually arrived at their menacing citadel, and upon quickly making a brave and heroic safespot in a random place in their sickening stolen station system, I was greeted with a ridiculously sarcastic attempt to flush me out and murder me in the usual brutal fashion:
Link
I decided to hold my nerve and to valiantly remain in my hole, out of an act of abject defiance. By this point I was feeling distinctly hunted, and could smell their minions prowling around, eagerly waiting to smash and crash my little shuttle into oblivion.
I resolved that I had no choice but to start talking rapidly, since the fear of my imminent death was now reaching fever pitch. I quickly engaged them in a pointless conversation about their deadly foes, only to find that I had surprisingly accidentally begun an exciting philosophical discussion about the nature of time-travel:
Link
Now whenever someone raises the time travel issue, there is always a smart-alec who decides to ask the age-old question about what happens if you go back in time and kill your father....
Link
Perhaps, despite the extensive smashing, these people just might not be so bad after all. I had enjoyed our temporal mechanics conversation immensely, but I couldn't help thinking that their station-stealing past was more worrying than being told you are currently in first place in a "lack-of-worrying contest" to win a trillion isk, but that things could worryingly change at any moment...
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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keepiru
Supernova Security Systems
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Posted - 2006.11.04 21:02:00 -
[1431]
Still funny
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Strongy Strong
Minmatar
S.T. Rong Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.11.05 02:00:00 -
[1432]
Strongy endorses comical new sig!
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Strongy (definitely not him) |
monoRAIL
Dark Centuri Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.11.05 05:29:00 -
[1433]
Innominate has become so fabulously wealthy from selling shares in his corporation, that he has become the first player in Eve Online to personally build and own an outpost.
I have video evidence:
Innominate's Outpost [2:30 36Mb .wmv]
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.11.05 08:54:00 -
[1434]
Commendation
monoRAIL,
I could not stop laughing throughout that shocking video. A truly incredible piece of cinematic history, the content of which I firmly and vigorously deny...
Exceptional work.
(to be continued, but not in this context...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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keepiru
Supernova Security Systems
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Posted - 2006.11.05 10:32:00 -
[1435]
"no-one has docking rights, even inno himself"
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monoRAIL
Dark Centuri Inc.
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.11.05 13:37:00 -
[1436]
Edited by: monoRAIL on 05/11/2006 13:37:52
Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
I could not stop laughing throughout that shocking video. A truly incredible piece of cinematic history, the content of which I firmly and vigorously deny...
The Fraps recording device never lies! Innominate has entranced you all with his words! Only I have seen through the biggest scam in Eve history, since that last big scam with the shares, and that one before with the battleship, which wasn't that big after all.
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Victor Vision
Central Intelligence Service
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Posted - 2006.11.05 14:49:00 -
[1437]
Edited by: Victor Vision on 05/11/2006 14:51:09
I am very concerned about Innominate Nightmare.
MissyTrex asks him if he is a female after they had a relationship
Now I will not comment any further on this. 
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Nyctimene
Amarr
Geese in a Forcefield
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Posted - 2006.11.05 18:44:00 -
[1438]
Monorail, dude, that video with all the sickly green background, twisted music and underlying hints of madness (nothing says incomprehensible alien mindset like building an outpost in a shuttle, not to mention the mind numbing question of how certain construction parts fit in the hold) is so sinister i kinda feel like dubbing it lovecraftian
That (also greenish!) recon ship decloaking and disappearing again slowly, deliberately is.. just.. *shudders*
And how the vast emptiness of space and the huge, pointless construct that is the forever deserted (stillborn?) outpost is juxtaposed with the tiny shuttle of Innominate (whoah, another lovecraftian concept, not being able to name stuff) Nightmare (eep, no discussion needed) banging itself against it with utter futility, its pitch perfect
Monorail, you are a cultist crafting a hymn to the Elder Gods, and Innominate Nightmare is Cthulhu slowly clawing its way into the reality that is EVE, and lets not get into why next expansion is called Revelations..
*whimpers incoherently in corner*
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Taram Caldar
Caldari
Acheron Vanguard Armada
The Shadow Ascension
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Posted - 2006.11.05 19:02:00 -
[1439]
Originally by: monoRAIL
Innominate has become so fabulously wealthy from selling shares in his corporation, that he has become the first player in Eve Online to personally build and own an outpost.
I have video evidence:
Innominate's Outpost [2:30 36Mb .wmv]
OH SNAP!
Very sweet video... love the music too!
Oh.. Inno... in case nobody could tell you when Smash actually took TDE it was right around 1 month ago...
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War Bear
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.11.05 19:13:00 -
[1440]
LOL nice vid Mono.
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