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Kitchie
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Posted - 2006.11.30 08:20:00 -
[1561]
Bump needed to cheer up post-patch page 1 of forum......
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Kaden Seer
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.11.30 08:24:00 -
[1562]
eh them noobs are really cluttering the place up
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Quiss Ajayi
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2006.11.30 14:30:00 -
[1563]
Just wanted to express my admiration at your immensely entertaining stories. Of course, the work I was supposed to do during the last few days lay completely abandoned while I read on, but the enjoyment was well worth the overtime.
Hope to see a book of your stories sooner or later - you certainly have more talent than the vast majority of writers who get published these days. :)
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phishstik
Gallente
Hammer Of Light
Astral Wolves
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Posted - 2006.11.30 23:52:00 -
[1564]
In need of BUMppppp
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Sir Emi
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.12.01 00:05:00 -
[1565]
Edited by: Sir Emi on 01/12/2006 00:05:42
Have you got the chance to explore the new 0.0 regions yet?
Space Odyssey Maker...
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Loksey
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Posted - 2006.12.01 13:36:00 -
[1566]
To the top with you
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.12.02 00:12:00 -
[1567]
Sausage Dogs
I docked in the station adjacent to BoB HQ, and answered a chat request from a character whose name was strikingly familiar:
Link
I pondered over this important question for a while, and although I felt like a n00b at heart, I had now explored such a large area of the map that I had no other choice but to conclude that my n00bness was probably now a thing of the past.
In recounting my travels I had previously made a reference to the television-show dog "The Littlest Hobo" and I now bizarrely found myself speaking to a strange player with the very same name, who was the leader of a corporation called the "Sausage Commandos"...
Like a campanologist who keeps hearing phantom telephones in his mind, my paranoia bells immediately started ringing, and I wondered if, in the tradition of Strongy Strong and Shaking Sheikh, yet another of my literary devices had assumed a life of its own.
However, I then discovered that this character had been created a full two days before I had mentioned the name, which meant that I was staring at an astonishing co-incidence of more epic proportions than the bosoms of Dolly Parton and Pamela Anderson combined.
I informed him of the co-incidence:
Link
Apparently, this master of sausages considered the fountain region (which I had visited several weeks ago) to be his property, and he forthrightly demanded that I admit my rampant trespassing into his alleged claimed lands.
After informing him that I had indeed been there, but that I was under the impression that the area was free of fried pig and cow pieces, and was inhabited by Xelas and Celestial Apocalypse, he then decided to sit me down and to enthrall me with an amazing tale of espionage, deception and pulse-raising treachery.
Once upon a time, his main character was a member of Xelas...
Link
This story was already causing me to be more enthralled than the regular clients of a dominatrix, and I immediately started to eat and drink a large variety of cinematic foodstuffs, as I listened to the exciting show:
Link
As he continued to bark the story to me, I could feel the waves of his hostility towards Xelas flowing from across the communications channel. This was one seriously scorned pilot, who like a fiery angular afterlife, was now hell-bent on revenge for the swelling hatred he felt towards his former alliance.
He continued in his shocking narrative:
Link
This was an incredible tale of treachery and deceit that left me reeling with astonishment. I suspected that this frying-pan conoisseur, and his band of cumberland commandos would probably be viewed in an extremely negative way by the EVE community, although he did not seem bothered by this at all.
Link
Like Gollum left alone in a cave for a very long time, with only a ring of bitter memories to keep him company through the ages, the Littlest Hobo had been building an army of suicide pilots, ready to wreak murderous and bloody revenge upon his former friends and allies in Xelas.
Although the tracherous story had been tremendously enthralling to listen to, I worried for the safety of my friends in Xelas, whose company I had enjoyed immensely, and I now wondered if they would find themselves violently extinguished by a vengeful pork chipolata...
In a magnanimous act of fried breakfasts, he then informed me that I too could harness the the power of the sausage people...
Link
In my continuing spirit of neutrality, I wished him success with his imminent campaign, and I then continued in my fantastical exploration of the holy land of Robert...
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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TimtheTerror
Caldari
Crazy 88's
O X I D E
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Posted - 2006.12.02 08:06:00 -
[1568]
lol quite a story.
Bumped up to the top, you deserve it^^
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Nadalia
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.12.02 08:11:00 -
[1569]
Am I insane just because I read all 53 pages? |
Celeste Coeval
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Posted - 2006.12.02 08:55:00 -
[1570]
 Originally by: Nadalia
Am I insane just because I read all 53 pages?
nope your much better off than you were 53 pages ago
"If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor."
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Littlest Hobo
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Posted - 2006.12.02 11:17:00 -
[1571]
Edited by: Littlest Hobo on 02/12/2006 11:25:41
hmm what trickery is this
"but that I was under the impression that the area was free of fried pig and cow pieces, and was inhabited by Xelas"
consult the map before you make outrageous lies:
http://www.imagedump.com/pics/472960.jpg
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Eveliddia
Amarr
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.02 11:17:00 -
[1572]
Can any1 in Xelas confirm the story that seems to have come from a noob whos space madness cherry has not yet popped? If true sounds like a crappy day in Fountain.
Sig Removed because of its offensive nature and not eve related - Karl Chroimcer ([email protected]) |
Littlest Hobo
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Posted - 2006.12.02 11:54:00 -
[1573]
you have the audicity to question us?
maybe you should ask around.. people will tell you we mean business
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Phyrr
Minmatar
The Gosimer and Scarab
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Posted - 2006.12.02 18:54:00 -
[1574]
Originally by: Littlest Hobo
Edited by: Littlest Hobo on 02/12/2006 11:25:41
hmm what trickery is this
"but that I was under the impression that the area was free of fried pig and cow pieces, and was inhabited by Xelas"
consult the map before you make outrageous lies:
http://www.imagedump.com/pics/472960.jpg
fixed your linky cause it made me lolLinkage
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Kaden Seer
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.12.03 20:41:00 -
[1575]
so much spam
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RabidOne
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Posted - 2006.12.04 10:30:00 -
[1576]
Around page 20 or so I was hoping that around page 50 that station in 0.0 space for newbies would be compleated and I could jously partake in its goodiness. Alas...
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.12.04 21:32:00 -
[1577]
Breaking The Language Barrier
Like a clock handed from one person to another, I passed the time by resting my hands on my face, and staring blankly at the invisible dark matter that surrounded me.
Every now and then, a faint communications signal whizzed past me on a high frequency. Like an air traffic controller with a malfunctioning listening device, I imagined that I could almost hear the distant chatter of pilots on a collision course with their terminal destinies.
Perhaps the noises were all just radio ga-ga, radio goo-goo, radio ga-ga...
Link
Having previously been interviewed by the EVE Tribune, and also by the hammer-clenching Viking Gods of EVE for a news article, I now found myself being offered the chance to speak live on air, to literally tens of listeners....
The thought of spewing my dulcet tones over the wireless was indeed tempting, and like a man chewing on a loud bang, I was very excited by the prospect of creating some explosive sound-bites. However, in the end I decided to teasingly retain my mystique, and to politely decline the kind and generous offer.
Some time later, I encountered several more heroic BoB pilots, and was extremely surprised to find myself becoming friends with Jennifer Aniston, whilst raiding the tombs of Angelina Jolie...
Link
His statement had caused my mind to snatch a glimpse of a parallel timeline, where I had lived behind the dark side of the sun, in Oceans XI, Moon III - Formulaic Hollywood Blockbuster Assembly Studio, where I had felt like:
The Mexican........
Link
......who had spent seven years in Tibet:
Link
I had once learned that the Devil's own devices for turning a pilot astray were the seven deadly sins, which could all be found in many legends of the fall of celebrities from positions of power, to their shameful full-frontal public confessions of a dangerous mind filled with gluttony and indulgence.
I violently resolved to fight this club of overpowering instincts.
Not entirely unlike a man walking into the middle of a giant book, I then entered into another conversation, and bemusingly found myself parsleying the thyme by partaking of an oreganol chat with a very sage pilot:
Link
The Herbster was a seasoned veteran who had been playing since the very beginning of EVE, and who had resolutely refused to train any Caldari skills, thus leaving himself unable to fly a basilisk.
Whereas most pilots spend their evenings shooting the enemy in violent fits of rage, The Herbster whiles away the hours by playing the following game with himself, whilst cooking delightfully aromatic curries:
Dill or no dill?
A few handfuls of the sands of time later, I slipped up Robert's back passage and ventured deep into his bowels, in search of an entrance to the inner sanctum of his crushing war machine.
Eventually, after finding the "Machiavellian School Of Philosophy" and stopping to talk with the brilliant evil geniuses who lived there, I made my way into the vast underbelly of Robert's mechanical inferno of doom.
A few minutes later, I gasped in utter astonishment, as I came across the immense propaganda machine at the very heart of his body of systems.
I bravely ejected from my shuttle and left them a suspicious message:
Link
Confident that my warning would be singlehandedly responsible for stopping them taking over the whole map, I smugly docked at the Mining Coalition HQ, from where I then stylishly jumped into a jump-clone on the other side of the universe.
Little did I know, that not entirely unlike meeting a group of politicians, I would be set to encounter a terrifying army of clones...
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Sgt Napalm
ISS Navy Task Force
Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.04 21:47:00 -
[1578]
Enjoy the Kessy and good luck with your dreams of missile spamming
-Sarge Out
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Blade Kinnerson
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Posted - 2006.12.04 22:40:00 -
[1579]
Page 2 is this a joke *bump* that's better
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Krexus
Amarr
Reunited
O X I D E
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Posted - 2006.12.05 11:31:00 -
[1580]
PAGE 5???!!!!!!111 eleventeen 1one!
*BUMPETH*
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I reject your reality and substitute my own |
techzer0
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Posted - 2006.12.05 17:38:00 -
[1581]
Oh my... page five! Back to the top!!!
<3 IN you're my hero
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Blade Kinnerson
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Posted - 2006.12.05 22:06:00 -
[1582]
Page 4!! say what *bump* back where it belongs
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Valrandir
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2006.12.05 22:49:00 -
[1583]
Tin Foil Hat Assembly Plan :D
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This has surpassed the Yarrdware specification and has been dubbed Uberware.
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Dred'Pirate Jesus
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2006.12.05 23:00:00 -
[1584]
This thing is still going? Thought the PR factor would have been wore out long ago.. 
KALI:Revelations.. Putting the Waaaa back in Piwat.. |
Kesslan Osefice
Panther's Paw Industries Ltd
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Posted - 2006.12.06 08:41:00 -
[1585]
Heck no. Innominate Nightmare for EVEverse President!
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This space for rent!
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Yay we finally have a forum:
http://pantherspaw.freehostia.com/ |
Celeste Coeval
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Posted - 2006.12.06 11:43:00 -
[1586]
Originally by: Dred'Pirate Jesus
This thing is still going? Thought the PR factor would have been wore out long ago..
why bother posting here?
"If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor."
-Albert Einstein |
Professor Smartypants
Caldari
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Posted - 2006.12.06 13:07:00 -
[1587]
Error: This thread is not on page 1. 
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Almiel
Gallente
Xenodus Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.12.06 22:17:00 -
[1588]
Originally by: Professor Smartypants
Error: This thread is now on page 1.
Fixed
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Kaden Seer
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.12.07 12:37:00 -
[1589]
lol @ best post yet in this... virtual novel?
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Phyrr
Minmatar
The Gosimer and Scarab
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Posted - 2006.12.07 12:55:00 -
[1590]
Ya when/if Inno's adventures end i reckon a .pdf is in order
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