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Philip Jones
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Posted - 2006.09.24 02:50:00 -
[1051]
Edited by: Philip Jones on 24/09/2006 02:59:00
Edited by: Philip Jones on 24/09/2006 02:53:19
I believe that you should start the INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE Wacky Races. Where 50 players from different corps, will fly a circuit in their ship from a starting point in high sec space to a station in low sec space and back to safety.
The winner will of course recieve the honor of winning the INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE Wacky Races and a shiny new shuttle....
....well maybe not the shuttle, i mean your not that loaded...
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Ron LaForge
Gallente
The Echelon
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Posted - 2006.09.24 10:38:00 -
[1052]
Second page? unthinkable!
Bump
Ron.
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Miss Overlord
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2006.09.24 11:01:00 -
[1053]
shuttle races heh 
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.09.24 13:32:00 -
[1054]
As a share holder, I demand first page!
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Taram Caldar
Caldari
Acheron Vanguard Armada
The Shadow Ascension
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Posted - 2006.09.24 14:50:00 -
[1055]
Hmm I really need to figger out how to buy shares before they're all gone :)
Consider this a shameless bump!
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fizywig
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Posted - 2006.09.24 19:04:00 -
[1056]
WOOOT
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Shi Node
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Posted - 2006.09.24 21:13:00 -
[1057]
Edited by: Shi Node on 24/09/2006 21:16:16
No read today evening? Awwwww... 
A sneak peek of what awaits us 
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Taram Caldar
Caldari
Acheron Vanguard Armada
The Shadow Ascension
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Posted - 2006.09.24 21:28:00 -
[1058]
 Originally by: Shi Node
Edited by: Shi Node on 24/09/2006 21:16:16
No read today evening? Awwwww...
A sneak peek of what awaits us
Shame on you! No posting ahead of Ino! LOL!
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.09.24 21:31:00 -
[1059]
War Party (Part 1)
As I sipped on my sparkling chianti with a hint of zesty lemon, I recalled that I had received several communications informing me of a vicious and crushing conflict that was taking place just 4 jumps south of empire space, in the heroic system 9UY4-H.
The system in question was owned by a group called "Ushra Khan", who I had been informed were "role-players" and were neutral towards all people who weren't Amarr...
Ushra Khan only owned one station in the game, and it was therefore very unfortunate for them that their home was being bitterly beseiged.
They had enlisted the help of ISS, who I still needed to speak to about building a n00b haven in 0.0, and I had been informed that ISS were currently in 9UY4-H to help defend Ushra Khan from numerous rampant attackers of the most malicious order.
I also recalled that I owed a drink to a pilot who went by the name of "Smagd", and I had heard that he often frequented this particular station too. If I could just find a way to get to 9UY4-H with a designer beverage, I would be able to kill all three birds with one stone.
To my disappointment, every route I attempted to plot south from Heild involved a system of 0.5 security or higher.
Not wishing to go east into Great Wildlands and then south through Curse again, I decided to use my jump-clone in ASCN space for the very first time, and to pick up a bottle of their finest luxury Bollinger champagne while I was there, before then heading north to have a party with Smagd in the warzone, whilst learning from ISS about to how to build a station...
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A great sense of happiness overcame me once more, as I looked around to see my old friends in the love shack. Memories of those pleasant back-rubs and upper-class truffle hunt evenings came flooding back to me, and I suddenly had the urge to hop into the ASCN jacuzzi to apply a leg waxing strip to my moustache.
Fortunately for me, my old friend Suzimo then started handing out luxury cigars and sweet-tasting drinks, which promptly triggered the memory of the very reason I was there in the first place:
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I was also given a buxom exotic dancer and quickly loaded both into my shuttle. I had been informed that the war was gathering pace, and like an athlete who had missed the beginning of his race by several hours, I was now running extremely late...
However, just as I was about to leave, and as is always the case when I am relaxing in the shamefully decadent systems of ASCN, I was casually invited to a secret location to inspect a 14-billion isk mothership...
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I was informed that this gallant vessel was one of the rarest in the game, and that not many of these wonders existed.
The major alliances in EVE only had a few of these each, and some alliances only had one. I raised my hand in a stiff military salute to indicate my approval, and I then finally managed to begin my 33-jump journey northwards.
One jump later, this happened:
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I had flown straight into a nasty and demoralising gate-camp.
What a disaster!
Within no time at all, they had mercilessly destroyed my shuttle and I was devastated to read the kill-mail, which stated that both the exotic dancer, and the little bottle of spiced wines that I was transporting to my friend, had been violently destroyed.
I was absolutely livid:
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I was so annoyed by this that I almost got out of my pod to walk up to him and smack him in the face.
However, I was pleased that I decided against this course of action, because I then realised that I was in space and there was no air....
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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kombison
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Posted - 2006.09.24 21:35:00 -
[1060]
pml
famous for being famous... hehe
paparrazzi will be out in force, getting stories and pictures of INN to sell on escrow to the highest bidder...
Eve-arrazzi, has now been born lol
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Stoye Barud
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Posted - 2006.09.24 21:47:00 -
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what you are witnessing here is a shameless act of bumpage !
innominate, i have a really fine selection of Spirits in 9uy station that u might want to have a look at. unfortunately i am like 40 j away from Unty Station, so it will take some time.
PS: yay ! i am now a owner of ____3____ shares of Innominate Neutraluty !!!!11
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Kespii
Caldari
Imperium Technologies
Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2006.09.25 00:48:00 -
[1062]
I love the blog! Bump!
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Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2006.09.25 00:56:00 -
[1063]
Stoye- Escrow! Just escrow Inny 1 unit of spirits from wherever you are.......at a fair market value, of course; Inny is a multi billionaire these days afterall 
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Lester Dean
Gallente
Vanguard Frontiers
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.25 03:05:00 -
[1064]
Im Glad you liked our capital ships :p
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Nuclearfeet
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2006.09.25 04:44:00 -
[1065]
......bump
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.09.25 10:10:00 -
[1066]
Latest Shareholders
The list of new shareholders for the 36 hours following the last screenshot, who have inexplicably supported my corporation that does not do much yet, is located here:
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All shares listed on all previous screenshots have now been issued. (not including this screenshot)
Your shares can be located by opening your wallet and finding the "shares" tab.
There are now five insane GOLD shareholders.
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Deadman Warping
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Posted - 2006.09.25 11:25:00 -
[1067]
Someone at ASCN may be a bit peeved with you Innominate...
...you carefully edited the Mothership picture to remove the system information...
...but then you said "one jump later this happened"...
...and in the trancsript of the local chat with your attacker, the system name is clearly given (I've been podded by ASCN, so I'm going to retype it here...QBH5-F. Yes, I'm still bitter)...
...I'm sure it won't take someone too long to figure out there is a mothership one jump from QBH5-F...
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StarbuckIRE
Caldari
United Freelancers Organization
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Posted - 2006.09.25 11:28:00 -
[1068]
Hi INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
I have started a list of eves top ten cash rich so if you fancy getting on the list let me know !
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=400213
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Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.09.25 11:29:00 -
[1069]
Originally by: Deadman Warping
Someone at ASCN may be a bit peeved with you Innominate...
...you carefully edited the Mothership picture to remove the system information...
...but then you said "one jump later this happened"...
...and in the trancsript of the local chat with your attacker, the system name is clearly given (I've been podded by ASCN, so I'm going to retype it here...QBH5-F. Yes, I'm still bitter)...
...I'm sure it won't take someone too long to figure out there is a mothership one jump from QBH5-F...
And what exactly will that "someone" do about it? 
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.09.25 12:12:00 -
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Erroneous Assumptions
If you re-read the above text, you will clearly see that I stated that after seeing the mothership in its undefined location, "I then finally managed to begin my 33-jump trip northwards."
What "then" entailed was leaving the secret location, travelling back to the love-shack in AZN-D2, docking, eating a few vol-au-vents whilst dealing with multiple chat requests, making myself a nice cup of tea, and then leaving to commence my long journey.
You underestimate my ability to respect confidentiality, Sir, and I shall smite thee down with my Civilian Gatling Railgun!
If you consult your map, you will see that QBH5-F is one jump from AZN-D2, which was the system where my journey had then continued from.
Making erroneous assumptions is dangerous for the health....
Naughty Boy!
(the next part of my story will be up within the next hour or two.)
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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Blue Dice
Gallente
The KittyCat Crew
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Posted - 2006.09.25 12:35:00 -
[1071]
Edited by: Blue Dice on 25/09/2006 12:35:39
Edit to make the quote work.
Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
Naughty Boy!
(the next part of my story will be up within the next hour or two.)
Now THAT is what i call realy naughty... making me wait even more greedely for the next part.... *sigh*
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Dumus
Amarr
Veto.
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Posted - 2006.09.25 12:38:00 -
[1072]
Twas a pleasure to see you in 9UY. I hear you had a run in with Verone and Adrian. I hope it didnt end too badly for you
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INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
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Posted - 2006.09.25 14:58:00 -
[1073]
War Party (Part 2)
After being mangled at the hands of a malevolent gate-camp, I acquired another loving little shuttle in the love shack and plotted a different course, this time circumnavigating the offending system.
Unfortunately, changing my route from the quickest, to the one that avoided the gate camp, added another 10 jumps and now made my journey a total of 43. I turned up the Mozart that I was listening to, and like a bat out of hell, flew onwards into the night...
My journey upwards though the western area of ASCN space was enjoyably trouble-free, and I soon found myself in Stain once more. I was able to use my instas to travel through the whole of Stain, and into the catch region, where I docked and moved my clone to the station "ISS Marginis."
A few jumps later, and as I was sitting back and listening to Beethoven's Symphony Number 9, a window suddenly opened on my screen, and to my astonishment I found that I was once more in the presence of a man who, on weekdays was a "top", but on weekends was a "bottom":
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For the very first time, this burly champion of alternate lifestyles had referred to me as "Nommy", and I felt myself blushing profusely.
The buxom temptress Missy had previously ended her relationship with me, and I had shortly thereafter promptly lost all interest in the young wench Frivolous.
I was feeling lonely and vulnerable, and was on a long trip to witness a war, without even a stiff shandy to perk me up. I wondered if I was about to be taken advantage of once more, by a man who, like a part-time geologist and seismologist, spent the latter part of most afternoons studying the hair-line fractures around features that begin with "C" and rhyme with "Tracks"...
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Like a jazz musician trapped in a block of ice, I decided to play it cool:
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This was exciting pink news indeed!
It would appear that Backdoor Bandit's infamous organisation, which in a similar manner to the French Foreign Legion, enjoyed taking fit young recruits briskly up the Khyber Pass, was on the verge of celebrating its very first rainbow anniversary!
I was overcome with unmeasurable joy and unadulterated bliss, and I quickly changed the minidisc player in my shuttle to "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
The Lord Of The Rings then informed me that, like a pair of retired homo-erotic greek wrestlers, he was considering making a spectacular return to the public arena, and that I should pay special attention to the MGRL anniversary, just two weeks from now.
As he spoke his manly words of wisdom to me, I felt myself, like a character from Alice In Wonderland, being mesmerised by this Queen Of Hearts...
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Backdoor then helped me to pass the time between jumps by teaching me about the history of the MGRL.
It would seem that his valiant and brave organisation did not just deliver their agenda via oral means, but were also very active at ramming their point home physically:
Link
I had noticed that BB's friend "Hans Roaming" had infiltrated the Mining Coalition, so I decided to ask him some pressing questions regarding his successful penetration of that particular organisation:
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It would appear that the grappling hands of the MGRL had found their way into the pockets of many organisations throughout EVE, and that the very head of the Mercenary Coalition herself, was a rampant gender-bender!
I feel to the floor of my shuttle in total shock...
As I approached the gate to 9UY, an attacker deftly slipped in through the back passage and assaulted me...
(to be continued...)
The 0.0 Experiment
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SUMZER0
Order of the Arrow
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Posted - 2006.09.25 15:46:00 -
[1074]
Another great chapter, although I would like to know why Hans is hanging around such unsavory characters :)
Maybe I will run into you in 9uy...
"The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well."
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Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
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Posted - 2006.09.25 16:20:00 -
[1075]
Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
It would appear that the grappling hands of the MGRL had found their way into the pockets of many organisations throughout EVE, and that the very head of the Mercenary Coalition herself, was a rampant gender-bender!
Is this slanderous attempt at humor about your Ibis loss in 9UY?
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Stoye Barud
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Posted - 2006.09.25 17:40:00 -
[1076]
if u guys feel like u want to discuss inno's adventures with other people in the game u can join the chatroom INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE. it has nothing to do with inno, it is run by me and a couple of his fans
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Phyrr
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Posted - 2006.09.25 21:49:00 -
[1077]
Originally by: Stoye Barud
if u guys feel like u want to discuss inno's adventures with other people in the game u can join the chatroom INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE. it has nothing to do with inno, it is run by me and a couple of his fans
It would appear rampant hero worship is inevitable sir innominate. Enjoy it while it lasts I say haha.
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darklegionca
DarkCorp Mining inc
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Posted - 2006.09.26 03:22:00 -
[1078]
Oh hellz no this is not on the 2nd page if it's in the ingame news it should be stickyed now sticky this damn it
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matty01
No Quarter.
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Posted - 2006.09.26 04:29:00 -
[1079]
hans roaming ftw
figs he's hanging out with bb though...i guess we always had a feeling back in huzzah 
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Cygwin Gaad
Caldari
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.09.26 05:22:00 -
[1080]
Oh Innominate, the fine art of the storyteller is not lost. A captivating bard if ever i saw one.
it is heartwarming to hear you descibe our space a decadant garden of luxury, i hope you continue to enjoy your welcome, but brief, time in ASCN space.. please, try the veal.
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