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Urduar UrdCorp Enterprises	Posted - 2006.09.22 12:10:00 - [1021] lol Vanlade and Recon Merc - The Jay and Silent Bob of INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE tales™
Patch Esquire Di-Tron Light Industries	Posted - 2006.09.22 13:20:00 - [1022] Bumpage. Oh so many bumps. As share holder, it is required of me! ----------------------------------------------- If you're reading this, Patch86 was too lazy to select his main. Again.
Sgt Napalm ISS Navy Task Force Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2006.09.22 14:09:00 - [1023] Our little friend did a tour of 9UY. I look forward to a write up or somethig.
Dian Cecht Omnicorp Enterprises	Posted - 2006.09.22 14:57:00 - [1024] To acknowledge the entertainment you have given me since you embarked on your fantastic journey, I wish to invest in 20 of you useless shares. You are the embodiment of the Eve spirit. In the long time that I've been playing Eve, I've tried many things. And, I'm always amazed that you can turn a corner and another facet of the game come into focus. Looking forward to seeing what you do with your new found wealth. Regards Dian Cecht
Phyrr	Posted - 2006.09.22 17:37:00 - [1025] Edited by: Phyrr on 22/09/2006 17:38:19 Originally by: Sgt Napalm Our little friend did a tour of 9UY. I look forward to a write up or somethig. Surely this post is not in the spirit of things? Also give the man time:P
Talon Calais Gallente Nubs. Black Reign Syndicate	Posted - 2006.09.22 18:33:00 - [1026] I deem shareholders able to senselessly bump this to the top. :D
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE	Posted - 2006.09.22 18:40:00 - [1027] A Den Of Stinking Evil (Part 1) After considering the exciting shuttle production empire idea for a while, I decided to speak with some of the locals in Heild, in order to discover more about the kind of activities that take place in these low security systems on the fringes of Empire space. I started to click on the players and was disturbed to see this: Link I was apparently in the company of a bible-thumping zealot yet again. My first two poddings of my adventure had been at the hands of his organisation and I wondered if they were about to go for the hat-trick. However, to my pleasant surprise, he turned out to be a very nice and genuinely helpful pilot, and we ended up having a cup of Earl Grey tea and an enjoyable chat. I reminded myself not to be so quick to judge people again in future. Perhaps the Arrow Project weren't that bad after all... I then began to talk with a pilot called Alandre Sessine, who enquired as to why it was that I was hanging around in this fuming "0.3 security" junk-heap of a solar system: Link The more time I spent in Heild, the more I despised it. It was one of those sorts of areas that people deliberately take 3 buses to avoid at night, through the fear of being jumped by drugged up smack addicts, hookers and invitations to be driven home in illegal unlicensed mini-cabs... I hated contraband activities and I resolutely swore blind, there and then, on my beating heart, that I would absolutely not invest my shareholders' valuable funds in anything at all that even so much as hinted at being vaguely prohibited. A pirate called Kelron helpfully suggested a more noble use for my funds: Link It was an intrguing proposition. Perhaps I was destined to become the gambling king of EVE, amassing a bulging galactic fortune through encouraging young pilots to spend their hard earned proceeds of mineral refinement on wild and exciting dog-fights. It was certainly a unique and entertaining idea. Over the next hour, and as I was observing the ebb and flow of the names in Local, the realisation dawned on me of just how much of a rubbish tip this backend system in the desolate wasteland of the "Molden Heath" region actually was: Link I had never, not once, in my entire adventure, seen a pilot with the worst possible security rating of -10, and I now found myself looking at two of the menacing brutes. Naturally, I was curious as to the character of such people and decided that I would find out some more about just what exactly it was, that was required to become a total outlaw, despised by every loving carebear: Link It would seem that she had not set out with the intent of causing misery and destruction at all, but in fact had been a pacifist who had sadly strayed from the fluffy clouds, due to that age-old destroyer of all achievement: Boredom During the next few hours I got to watch how these -10 pirates went about their business. Essentially, they would construct a gate-camp in a radius of approximately 120km around the jumpgate, and would all simultaneously target and obliterate an unsuspecting traveller as soon as they came through. The easiest targets are players in "tech 1" haulers, which typically have less than a thousand "hit points" in total, and can be quickly taken out by several fearsome battleships firing at them in unison, before they have the chance to warp away... What a den of stinking evil! However, a few minutes later, a surprising development occurred that was set to rekindle my desperately dwindling faith in the fabric of humanity... (to be continued...) The 0.0 Experiment
Philip Jones	Posted - 2006.09.22 19:18:00 - [1028] Edited by: Philip Jones on 22/09/2006 19:17:59 Very interesting, just finished going through the whole 35 pages, and haven't done anything 2day. Would have been quicker to read the blog, but liked all the comments as much as the main story. Keep up the good work, or rather lack of it.
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE	Posted - 2006.09.22 19:40:00 - [1029] Latest Shareholders Here is an astonishing list of the new shareholders who have frantically acquired stock in INNOMINATE NEUTRALITY in the past 48 hours. Link Words fail me... In the next day or two I will be issuing all shares purchased up until now. However, due to the rate of people wanting to buy shares not having slowed down, I am going to keep the IPO open until further notice, until it slows down. (to be continued...) The 0.0 Experiment
Papermate Gallente Beyond Divinity Inc	Posted - 2006.09.22 20:22:00 - [1030] Simply Staggering "Master of Papercuts"
Eta Carinea FATAL REVELATIONS Lotka Volterra	Posted - 2006.09.22 20:34:00 - [1031] The bugger of it is.. You will have all that responsibility on your shoulders was this your intention No longer the noob lol A share Holder, so i have a right to speak here ok... Quid Si Coelum Ruat
Ukucia Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2006.09.22 20:50:00 - [1032] Just adding myself to the list of fans. This is the best thread I've read in any game forum. Thanks for the entertainment. ---- WTB Forum Sig.
Salah22 Minmatar	Posted - 2006.09.22 21:21:00 - [1033] Quote: You will have all that responsibility on your shoulders was this your intention No longer the noob lol I heard getting podded in low sector is only funny the first thousant times or so. After, it gets repetitive. Variety is healthy. I am welcoming it myself, and you should too. :) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes, ty. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Cortes
Voncar Brute	Posted - 2006.09.22 22:09:00 - [1034] Also wanted to add myself to fans of what your doing. Thank you, Voncar
Farrel Trenzane Caldari	Posted - 2006.09.22 22:31:00 - [1035] I must say thank you very much for providing me with some much needed humour while i'm on my night shifts... Keep up the chronicles Innominate! "Much like a bodybuilding midget in winter Eve can be cold, short and hard."
Vanlade Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2006.09.23 00:50:00 - [1036] o_OÖ - Vanlade
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE	Posted - 2006.09.23 02:53:00 - [1037] A Den Of Stinking Evil (Part 2) I was absolutely livid with these rabid punks. Why was it necessary to sit there for hours on end, getting high on various unmentionable narcotics, and brutally and bitterly podding those poor n00bs who were haplessly wandering through the jumpgates? I could not even begin to fathom the depths of filth and depravity that these low-life residents of the back alleys of empire were stooping to. Link I wondered if the hope and joy that had been in the world had just been sucked out of my field of vision, like a man who had been blind from birth suddenly regaining his sight, only to find that it was 2AM and he hadn't changed his lightbulbs in 28 years... However, and to my total astonishment, these bitter vagrants were more than happy to reveal tactical information regarding how poor and defenseless n00bs could avoid their excruciating gatecamps: Link My faith in humanity, not entirely unlike a recently cleaned classic Renaissance painting about to have a can of Pepsi poured over it, had been temporarily restored. As I had discovered through most of my journey in EVE, the people who seemed the most evil, and the most fearsome, were often more than willing to help, if one just took the time to speak to them. From this point onwards, whenever I saw that flashing red light of doom on my overview, I would always be mindful that the killer sitting at the other end was a very sweet and lovely person... Some time later, as I sipped a cool and refreshing pineapple cordial, I was invited into a thrilling private chat with one of the local low-lifes, who went by the name of "DaMiGe" and was surprisingly very friendly and helpful. My conversation with DaMiGe reinforced my belief that many of the people who stalk the low and no security systems in search of "prey" do actually abide by certain codes of honour. It would seem that the killers of EVE mostly played by moral rules, and were often more than happy to show respect, if they were shown the same respect in return (whilst they are mercilessly blowing your ship to smithereens) We began to discuss my dream of building a n00b nursery in 0.0 and DaMiGe came up with an intriguing idea that would be cheap to implement and would give me an indication of just how possible it would be to defend an outpost, should the dream ever become reality: Link It was an excellent suggestion. If I could band together a group of fighters and attempt to maintain control of a random system on the map, then it would serve as useful experience of just how difficult it would be to defend a structure. Like a glamorous stage magician, DaMiGe was then joined by his assistant, and began to teach me about one of the EVE alliances: Link I had only heard fleeting references to "RED" during my travels, but it would appear that they mostly consisted of Russians and had recently taken a substantial kicking in the nether regions. I decided that I would visit their territory at some point later on, and like a child opening a Babushka doll, would gradually peel off layer after layer of their history. Unfortunately, Damige's lovely assistant then jumped into Heild, and was promptly podded by the two -10 pirates who were still camping the gate: Link I wasn't quite sure if this was an outrage, or some kind of sweet poetic justice amongst thieves. A short time later, I received a detailed evemail from a mentally unbalanced psycho who wanted all of my money, so I decided to reply with my own proposition of financial embezzlement: Link (to be continued...) The 0.0 Experiment
Valkazm Amarr Cursed Spawn Center for Disease Creation	Posted - 2006.09.23 03:55:00 - [1038] hehe i spent some time near thoose pirates there annyoing .. invest your isk in something already .. Cursed Spawn recruitment
Amplify Gallente Rakeriku	Posted - 2006.09.23 11:04:00 - [1039] Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE Link Great "impression" of a 419er ------------------------------
KCzz15	Posted - 2006.09.23 11:04:00 - [1040] Edited by: KCzz15 on 23/09/2006 11:04:50 deleted
Dante Cyberon	Posted - 2006.09.23 12:11:00 - [1041] Edited by: Dante Cyberon on 23/09/2006 12:11:32 Deleted
Miss Overlord Gallente Garoun Investment Bank	Posted - 2006.09.23 12:38:00 - [1042] is this ISK going to ebay ?
Patch Esquire Di-Tron Light Industries	Posted - 2006.09.23 13:26:00 - [1043] Lol, you sooooooo don't get it, do you? ----------------------------------------------- If you're reading this, Patch86 was too lazy to select his main. Again.
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE	Posted - 2006.09.23 17:46:00 - [1044] Edited by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE on 23/09/2006 17:53:30 Replies 9 Originally by: Ellie Hey Innominate, do you have a public channel ingame for people to talk to you and about your story? I do not, but it is certainly an interesting idea. Originally by: acerimmer wow unlucky to have her cheat on you while you cheated on her. I have decided to lay off the romance for a while. The experience was just far too painful... Originally by: Smagd nothing but an ibis, his heart in his hand and a very loose mouth. Smagd, I love this quote. Originally by: Taram Caldar A totally unknown person on the forums starts posting about a relatively funny adventure and very soon he's the darling of the EVE media, corporate powers and even beloved by most of the Pirates out there. All because he has used his wit, charm, looks and resourcefullness to create a name for himself in the universe of EVE. He started out with a measly 1million ISK, and is now a billionaire in our universe known far and wide. Taram, I still do not believe it myself. In my heart I will forever be that clueless n00b in a shuttle, despite the burden of corporate stress I now must bear... Originally by: Kala Rain That's the ticket! Do something useful with your big wad of cash, yeah! I will try, Kala. All suggestions are very welcome on how to spend this fortune to the best effect. Originally by: Chribba Congrats with your IPO and keep up the good work. Chribba, you are an EVE icon and provide a safe haven where pixellated images may seek refuge in this bewildering technological marvel that we call the internet. Your services are very much appreciated. Originally by: Capt Harlock I for one would like you to do something interesting with some of that isk and put a large bounty on your head It is an interesting idea, although to do so I understand that I would have to brutally pod some n00bs in empire to lower my standing to that of gutter trash... Originally by: rufen And Hey I'm not the only n00b who thought BoB was a TV show... I looked at the list of alliances on the map the other day and I still have never heard of more than 20 of them. I have much to learn. Originally by: Urduar lol Vanlade and Recon Merc - The Jay and Silent Bob of INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE talesÖ Vanlade's shameful and shocking simultaneous claiming of 1000th poster and 1000th reply will go down in the annals of EVE history as being a truly spectacular coup. Originally by: Dian Your adventures have given me a new zest for Eve that I hope I don't lose again. During my adventures I am often contacted by other n00bs who were inspired with new zest and jumped into shuttles to see if they could replicate what I had done. One such n00b initiated a private chat with me yesterday and made it far into Emilio territory before being mercilessly podded 1 jump from the station. I wonder how many brutal deaths I have inadvertantly been responsible for. Nonetheless, it is the trying that counts, and I hope that many more will proudly venture out into the wilderness with their basic mining lasers. Originally by: Eta Carinea You will have all that responsibility on your shoulders. It is indeed a great responsibility to be CEO of a company that has declared it does nothing. I take my executive burden very seriously, and will do my best to achieve nothing constructive in the most dedicated manner possible. IPO Update I have now issued all shares that were on the very first screenshot that I published 24 hours after the IPO opened. I will be issuing the rest (of those that were acquired until today) this evening and tomorrow. I normally always accept chat requests in-game, however today I have switched the facility off so I can concentrate on the difficult and harrowing executive task of allocating your equity. Thank you once more to everyone who has been following my adventures. They are made all the more enjoyable because of your continuing encouragement and words of kindness. (to be continued...) The 0.0 Experiment
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.09.23 20:48:00 - [1045] Sigma NIGHT, I realize my attempts are third only in line behind the estimated professional colleagues, but since you liked the quote I built something with it just anyway. It's all the Ale spiced with X-Instict that makes me do things like that: Linkage By the way, I did have a hangover but fortunately a bunch of friendly gate campers (nice locking time, Revelations, Inc!) put me into a new clone and GUESS WHAT! Headache all gone. -- Thukkers do
INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE	Posted - 2006.09.23 21:44:00 - [1046] Expression Of Partial Gratitude Smagd, You are a scholar, a gentleman and a drinking partner of unrivalled renown. However........ The image you have just presented me with can only be described, by those of sound mind, as a total and utter abomination of the most excruciatingly horrific kind. This carbuncle has now claimed pride of place as one of the most tragic eye-sores ever to have graced the very fabric of my ocular sockets. You have elongated my face to such un-natural proportions that I appear to be painfully possessed by a cacophony of demons, who are causing me to spew ectoplasm, which inexplicably has formed the shape of what appears to be an Ibis... Fortunately, I am not one of sound mind, and will therefore proudly add this monstrosity to my collection of signatures... (to be continued...) The 0.0 Experiment
Kilo Kyrsh	Posted - 2006.09.23 21:56:00 - [1047] Originally by: Terrak2 But what if it was a ruse and he wanted your body? Never under-estimate the chances of random homosexual encounters. Hahaha, QFT.
Smagd Encina Technologies Namtz'aar k'in	Posted - 2006.09.23 22:28:00 - [1048] Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE You have elongated my face to such un-natural proportions that I appear to be painfully possessed by a cacophony of demons, who are causing me to spew ectoplasm, which inexplicably has formed the shape of what appears to be an Ibis... Now that you mention it, I must have gotten distracted by, uh, say an exotic dancer somewhere between the Ibis and the loose mouth and I guess it's not the heart that ended up in the hand. -- Thukkers do
Stoye Barud	Posted - 2006.09.23 23:09:00 - [1049] not only u found yourself in a rich corp doing nothing, but you now have a secretary at your office that rejects all calls, and is clearly using the mail inapropriately !
Corrd	Posted - 2006.09.23 23:58:00 - [1050] W00H00! I made the story!

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