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Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 02:21:00 -
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Allright folks! I broguh this over from another forum from a diffrent game I play. this is how you play. i will start it off.
What you do is, Someone will make a wish, and wish at all, and the next poster must make a counter post that make the other posters wish seem like a not so good idea. Keep it clean, and HAVE FUN!
I wish I had a Dreadnought. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |

Damien Smith
Turbulent
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Posted - 2007.03.20 02:23:00 -
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But it has no drone bay and can only use mining lasers.
I want cloaked ships to not show up in local.
----- My sparkly tinfoil hat is extremely distracting, and makes my eyes bleed. -Conuion Meow ([email protected]) Join channel 'Turby' or die! (bring pie) Actually... no, it was teh sig. I'm wearing tinfoil goggles already. -Teh Meow |

Lord MuffloN
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.20 02:28:00 -
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Originally by: Damien Smith But it has no drone bay and can only use mining lasers.
I want cloaked ships to not show up in local.
Allright, but your can be scanned out and killed, since you can't cloak while not in local.
I want a Veldnaught.
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.03.20 02:43:00 -
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But it has a 1m3 cargo bay.
I want a tachikoma.
--23 Member--
EVE-Trance Radio--The EVE Textboard |

Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 02:49:00 -
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It randomly combusts and explodes in our face.
I wan't a Dreadnought with a drone bay.
No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |

jbob2000
Gallente KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.20 02:55:00 -
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But then it won't have enough room for the hyperspace flux inhibitor, thus resulting in the phase variance from the electromagnetic field coil inducer to deviate from the median.
I wish I had an electromagnetic field coil inducer which didn't deviate from the median. ________________________________
KIA Recruitment |

Genarus
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Posted - 2007.03.20 02:59:00 -
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But it will fry on you if you take a shower with it 
I want Naglfar witch can own all the other dreadnoughts =P
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Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:00:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 20/03/2007 03:02:35
Originally by: Genarus But it will fry on you if you take a shower with it 
I want Naglfar witch can own all the other dreadnoughts =P
But the node lags out, and you run out of cap because your capital shield booster can't run continuously.
I want one of those awesome mobile suits with those giant laser beams.
--23 Member--
EVE-Trance Radio--The EVE Textboard |

jbob2000
Gallente KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:02:00 -
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^^ wish? ________________________________
KIA Recruitment |

Curzon Dax
Eve University Ivy League
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:11:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari Edited by: Dark Shikari on 20/03/2007 03:02:35
Originally by: Genarus But it will fry on you if you take a shower with it 
I want Naglfar witch can own all the other dreadnoughts =P
But the node lags out, and you run out of cap because your capital shield booster can't run continuously.
I want one of those awesome mobile suits with those giant laser beams.
But it costs 5 billion ISK, can't be insured, and getting hit by a projectile insta-kills you.
I wish people would stop waving their epeens around in local during/before/after PvP.
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Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:12:00 -
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Edited by: Drake Arson on 20/03/2007 03:09:40 One thign I forgot to say earlier, If you post without a wish, You die!
But, To be nice I will let this slip.
Granted, but a Meteor goign at the speed oflight slams through your helmet.
I wish I knew what jbob2000 meant with my last wish. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |

jbob2000
Gallente KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:26:00 -
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Originally by: Drake Arson
I wish I knew what jbob2000 meant with my last wish.
But then your head would explode.
I wish I could change my character's name.
(it doesn't mean anything, I came up with it when i was 12 years old, joined eve when I was 13 and didn't have the brains to use a REAL name. WTB real name, will trade anything including my left testicle) ________________________________
KIA Recruitment |

Alvar Ursidae
Amarr Militis Fortuna
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:41:00 -
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Granted, but the only name you can have is: Backdoor Bob, the unclean!
I wish that I had kill rights on everybody.
-=services ò eve-stuff =- |

Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:48:00 -
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Granted, but you shoot CONCORD instead and is now in a Egg that everyone else has Killrights too.
I wish I had a billion isk. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |

Austinus
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:52:00 -
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but when you get that billion isk CCP decides you are being refunded every ship you lost and you're now at -1,000,000,000 isk and cant do anything
i wish i had access to jove space
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Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 03:59:00 -
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Granted, but the Jovians think you have there genetic disease and shoot you on site.
I wish I had something to Hit genarus with. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |

Gyrolion Blade
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Posted - 2007.03.20 06:31:00 -
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All your guns vaporized when you left the station and got shot
I wish I had a working hard drive in my computer
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Alvar Ursidae
Amarr Militis Fortuna
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Posted - 2007.03.20 06:47:00 -
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Granted, but it fills so fast from spam on the internet, that you get arrested as being suspected of making ALL the spam on the internet, and go to jail and share a cell with a guy you think is called Ben, Ben Dover.
I wish I had the patience to mine.
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Hesed
Hamartia.
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Posted - 2007.03.20 08:29:00 -
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Granted, but training Patience Lvl V causes you to engage in advanced academic pursuits which innevitably cause you to be entirely too useful to everyone around you. The summary loss of time results in you being too busy to play EVE.
I wish I could recognize the solutions to my own problems instead of just other people's.
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Gyrolion Blade
Caldari VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Galactic-Federation
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Posted - 2007.03.20 09:16:00 -
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Granted, But as soon as you recognized your own problems you prefer to go suicide because other people problems where less troublesome then your own.
I wish I could go home and play eve instead of biegn on school doing some drawings and stuff. -Please sign my sig devs! |
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Pwn4ge P4nts
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.20 13:31:00 -
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But you cant go home cause you are an orphan! Doh.
I wish I has a flavor.
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Austinus
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Posted - 2007.03.20 14:00:00 -
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Originally by: Pwn4ge P4nts But you cant go home cause you are an orphan! Doh.
I wish I has a flavor.
tahh dahh! but it tastes like apple so people think you're pie and eat you or worse
i wish i could fly any ship in eve
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.03.20 14:01:00 -
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Originally by: Austinus
Originally by: Pwn4ge P4nts But you cant go home cause you are an orphan! Doh.
I wish I has a flavor.
tahh dahh! but it tastes like apple so people think you're pie and eat you or worse
i wish i could fly any ship in eve
You can, but as you have no money at all from an EVE contract scam, you can only afford to fit an Ibis.
I wish my cat wouldn't pee on my floor.
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Leilani Solaris
Gallente 0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.03.20 14:19:00 -
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But the cat is just giving you something to do so you don't get lazy and fat.
I want a three legged horse which baas like a sheep.
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Miss Anthropy
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2007.03.20 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Leilani Solaris But the cat is just giving you something to do so you don't get lazy and fat.
I want a three legged horse which baas like a sheep.
You get your three legged horse but after two weeks the police arrest you for beastiality after discovering an orgy of evidence against you.
I wish I owned my own POS.
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Austinus
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Posted - 2007.03.20 14:38:00 -
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Edited by: Austinus on 20/03/2007 14:34:58
I wish I owned my own POS.
you get your POS but the fuel and starbase charters are so expensive you have to start selling off the attachments untill you're left with an offline tower that gets popped by a fleet of nubs in velators and ibis
i wish pot was legal in the US
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Austinus
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Posted - 2007.03.20 14:39:00 -
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Originally by: Austinus Edited by: Austinus on 20/03/2007 14:34:58
I wish I owned my own POS.
you get your POS but the fuel and starbase charters are so expensive you have to start selling off the attachments untill you're left with an offline tower that gets popped by a fleet of nubs in velators and ibis
i wish pot was legal in the US
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Kayanai
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Posted - 2007.03.20 15:28:00 -
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Originally by: Austinus Edited by: Austinus on 20/03/2007 14:34:58
I wish I owned my own POS.
you get your POS but the fuel and starbase charters are so expensive you have to start selling off the attachments untill you're left with an offline tower that gets popped by a fleet of nubs in velators and ibis
i wish pot was legal in the US
But everyone starts smoking it and there is none left in 2 days.
I wish i had all the knowledge of the world.
Kay --- Sig missing...... |

tern endings
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Posted - 2007.03.20 15:32:00 -
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Edited by: tern endings on 20/03/2007 15:34:40 I wish i had all the knowledge of the world.
Kay
granted: but your brain exploads from overload because all the pot that would have mellowed it out got smoked in two days
i wish i could train more then one char per acct at once
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Gindar
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.20 15:56:00 -
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Quote:
i wish i could train more then one char per acct at once
granted, but then you become discombobulated by multi-tasking the 2 characters. you end up having to buy a new computer to control both at the same time, and it slows you down so much that it is too dangerous for you to fly all those spaceships and you must remain perma-docked, per order of concord.
i wish i had the perfect job. Sig removed does not contain your name, email [email protected] if you have any questions - Xorus |
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