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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.22 08:58:00 -
[301]
Originally by: Gangus
I wish people would stop wishing for stuff and this thread would die.
This wish is rejected.
I wish I never needed to sleep again so I had a 24 hour day.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.27 07:20:00 -
[302]
Originally by: Kirjava I wish I never needed to sleep again so I had a 24 hour day.
Granted. You are now awake 24/7, whether you want to be or not. Since sleep is when the brain files away things to be learned/memorized and links new things in, you no longer leanr much of anything and your mental state starts to degrade. Also, you learn the truely horrid nateure of 3am television programming. (Hello, Infomercials)
I wish I had a magic cure-all for the common cold and flu. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
Ashira Twilight
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Posted - 2008.02.27 08:20:00 -
[303]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Kirjava I wish I never needed to sleep again so I had a 24 hour day.
Granted. You are now awake 24/7, whether you want to be or not. Since sleep is when the brain files away things to be learned/memorized and links new things in, you no longer leanr much of anything and your mental state starts to degrade. Also, you learn the truely horrid nateure of 3am television programming. (Hello, Infomercials)
I wish I had a magic cure-all for the common cold and flu.
Granted, but the "cure" turns every living thing into rabid zombie-like super-human canibals.
I wish I hadn't ripped my pants today. ---------------------------------------
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Sabahl
Minmatar Game-Over Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.02.27 10:11:00 -
[304]
Granted. Your pants are now made out of solid titanium. Ignoring your inability to take them off to go to the lavatory, the only way for you to extract yourself from them is with an oxy-acetalene torch. Can you say conductive heat transfer? Ouchies!
I wish I could accelerate time so that today is next week and I am sunning myself on a beach in the Maldives instead of being trapped in a crappy office. |
Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.27 10:34:00 -
[305]
Originally by: Sabahl
I wish I could accelerate time so that today is next week and I am sunning myself on a beach in the Maldives instead of being trapped in a crappy office.
Granted, unfortunatly you are now the subject of interest for a certain individual obsessed with Timetravel, Espers and Aliens, you end up disected and put on display.
I wish Kyoto would end up leaking season 2 on the internets so I can see it early....
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.28 06:00:00 -
[306]
Originally by: Kirjava I wish Kyoto would end up leaking season 2 on the internets so I can see it early....
Granted. The video shows nice and clear. Unfortunatly, the audio, closed caption and subtitles didn't get leaked early. The only audio tracks you can find to match up with the lip movements are political debates. (you only asked to see...)
Since I've already got the chainsaws and shotguns ready, I wish the zombies really *would* come out to play. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
Sabahl
Minmatar Game-Over Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.02.28 16:06:00 -
[307]
Granted. 3,000 clones of Rob Zombie are now knocking at your front door and asking what exactly you think you are going to do with a shotgun with no cartridges and a chainsaw without any petrol.
I wish the person who responds to this wish will not be able to make this wish corrupted. |
Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.28 16:13:00 -
[308]
Originally by: Sabahl I wish the person who responds to this wish will not be able to make this wish corrupted.
I fail to corrupt this wish. This contradicts the rules of the game, logicly it is the equivelent in maths of [-1^0.5]. Hence this is a contradiction and by not being contradicted it is contradicted. You try to follow this and get a Naga-speach overload and go into a coma for 3 months.
I wish I could desighn a factory for producing carbon nanotubes and own the patents.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.28 19:03:00 -
[309]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Sabahl I wish the person who responds to this wish will not be able to make this wish corrupted.
I fail to corrupt this wish. This contradicts the rules of the game, logicly it is the equivelent in maths of [-1^0.5]. Hence this is a contradiction and by not being contradicted it is contradicted. You try to follow this and get a Naga-speach overload and go into a coma for 3 months.
I wish I could design a factory for producing carbon nanotubes and own the patents.
Done, you even get hundreds of investors to get your design off the ground & built too. Unfortunately once produced your factory is indescriminate about where the carbon atoms come from. It converts all life within several miles into carbon nanotubes, including yours.
I wish I could get this great idea for a video game I have actually designed, built, and put on the market. Even if i didn't get any credit for it. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.02.29 04:11:00 -
[310]
Granted. This game is called "life"
I wish this thred would NEVER dissapear.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.29 06:45:00 -
[311]
Originally by: Drake Arson I wish this thred would NEVER dissapear.
(If I dood it, I'ma gonna get a whippin..... I dood it ) Granted. This thread never disappears and continues to grow. In the next three years, it manages to break free of the CCP computers and infects the rest of the internet like a virus. Everything from your bank accounts, medical records, and even your television programming have been taken over by this thread. Sadly, forum posts don't translate to television signals any better than they do to bank accounts.
I wish I had my own Personal Cloaking Device. (That I can still find when I take it off, mind you) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.03.02 17:20:00 -
[312]
granted, but it only has the ability to run for 5 seconds, and every time i activaes it draws immense amount of energy from your body.
I wish I had more targets
Dare you Defy me?!
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Great Artista
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.03.02 17:33:00 -
[313]
Originally by: Drake Arson granted, but it only has the ability to run for 5 seconds, and every time i activaes it draws immense amount of energy from your body.
I wish I had more targets
Granted, you no longer see the difference between red and blue.
I wish I had more wishes. _______
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Einar Lightfingers
Domini Umbrus VENOM Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.02 19:58:00 -
[314]
Originally by: Great Artista I wish I had more wishes.
Granted, you now have unlimited wishes. Unfortunately, you can only wish every 20 years.
I wish it wasn't raining outside so I could finish painting my car rims. _______________________ CEO of Domini Umbrus
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.02 22:53:00 -
[315]
Originally by: Einar Lightfingers
Originally by: Great Artista I wish I had more wishes.
I wish it wasn't raining outside.
Done, it's now snowing outside.
I wish i had psychic powers. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.03.03 21:49:00 -
[316]
Originally by: DubanFP I wish i had psychic powers.
Granted. You are now able to communicate telepathically with deep-sea tube worms. Unfortunatly, your range is limited to about 100 meters and you feel desperatly lonely without being in touch with them.
I wish I had a magic button that would banish EVE-whiners back to WoW/Hello Kitty Online. (Only I get one, and I ain't going back to WoW and have no interest in Hello Kitty) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
Sabahl
Minmatar Game-Over Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.03.04 15:03:00 -
[317]
Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I had a magic button that would banish EVE-whiners back to WoW/Hello Kitty Online. (Only I get one, and I ain't going back to WoW and have no interest in Hello Kitty)
Granted. Due to the law of conservation of MMRPG they are all replaced by Everquest players who insist on telling you all about the very first time they saw a dragon and who shout WOOT! in local for no adequately explainable reason every time you log in. |
Sabahl
Minmatar Game-Over Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.03.04 15:04:00 -
[318]
I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish, just then. |
Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.03.04 15:06:00 -
[319]
Edited by: Kirjava on 04/03/2008 15:07:19
Originally by: Sabahl I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish, just then.
Request for timetravel detected on the basis of wishing to change the past. You know Haruhiists are going to descend on this faster than a goon to an Exhumer?..... oh wait....
I wish I had 8Mb Broadband that actualy went at 8Mb.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.03.05 05:25:00 -
[320]
Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had 8Mb Broadband that actualy went at 8Mb.
Granted. Your broadband now runs at a full 8Mb. It never throttles back from full speed either. Since the data you request rarely, if ever takes the full bandwidth, the rest is filled with AOL software, horribly dubbed anime, and the worst of the YTMND pages. Removing all this from your hard drive now takes up the majority of your time.
I wish I had my book with me to read during my 12 hour shift. (Someone called off and I get to work an extra half-shift during the dead of night.) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.03.06 14:48:00 -
[321]
Granted. Though, the book is so real and scary, you pss out from fright when you hear the building just settlign down for hte night.
I wish my skill would finish soon.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Naqam
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Posted - 2008.03.06 22:05:00 -
[322]
Originally by: Drake Arson I wish my skill would finish soon.
Granted. Your skill finishes. Unfortunately, CCP ditch the skill-training system because it's "Unfair" and all the SP you spent so long getting disappear into thin air.
I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again ...
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Ryan Scouse'UK
omen. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.03.07 06:41:00 -
[323]
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Originally by: Drake Arson I wish my skill would finish soon.
Granted. Your skill finishes. Unfortunately, CCP ditch the skill-training system because it's "Unfair" and all the SP you spent so long getting disappear into thin air.
I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again
-Wish not granted she is gone forever.-
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Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.03.07 07:03:00 -
[324]
Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again
I can grant this one. Jenny is back. The new and improved Jenny mk4 to be exact. The mods end up perma-banning this one for flagrant and explicit rule violations. The forum community breathes a sigh of relief afterwards.
I wish I had the funding to build some of the 'execution rooms' discussed here. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.03.07 08:58:00 -
[325]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again
I can grant this one. Jenny is back. The new and improved Jenny mk4 to be exact. The mods end up perma-banning this one for flagrant and explicit rule violations. The forum community breathes a sigh of relief afterwards.
I wish I had the funding to build some of the 'execution rooms' discussed here.
You get the monies and build it. Guess who everyone watching the project tests it on?
I wish I could take my Rokh to Ikariam and have fun bringing nuclear winter to my enemies....
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.07 13:56:00 -
[326]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again
I can grant this one. Jenny is back. The new and improved Jenny mk4 to be exact. The mods end up perma-banning this one for flagrant and explicit rule violations. The forum community breathes a sigh of relief afterwards.
I wish I had the funding to build some of the 'execution rooms' discussed here.
You get the monies and build it. Guess who everyone watching the project tests it on?
I wish I could take my Rokh to Ikariam and have fun bringing nuclear winter to my enemies....
Done. Unfortunately the fallout brings your nation to it's knees too. Famine & poverty crushes your nation resulting in the complete destruction of your nation along with every nation on your server.
I wish I never made this post ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.03.07 13:59:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP I wish I never made this post
See my arguement here.
I wish I could take the Rokh to Ikariam, but with a POS shield to cover my own cluster of islands.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.07 15:16:00 -
[328]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: DubanFP I wish I never made this post
See my arguement here.
I wish I could take the Rokh to Ikariam, but with a POS shield to cover my own cluster of islands.
Done. These PoS shields block all radiation from passing through, including light. Your crops die of because of the lack of light and your population then starves to death.
I wish I didn't have to deal with Haruhiism today. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.03.08 01:40:00 -
[329]
Originally by: DubanFP I wish I didn't have to deal with Haruhiism today.
Granted. You are now all alone in a large room with a few tons of salt. Visible exits: None.
I wish I could always find what I wanted at a price I could afford. (this ought to be interesting, one way or another) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
Atomos Darksun
Infortunatus Eventus
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Posted - 2008.03.08 05:42:00 -
[330]
Granted, but whenever you take the object out of it's box/packaging/touch it it disintigrates.
I wish that the Drake would get nerfed.
Originally by: Atomos Darksun What's the difference between an alt poster and a leech?
One is a blood sucking parasite, the other is a leech.
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