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Gikanzin
Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.20 10:54:00 -
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The prehistoric age for EvE Onlineafter taking a look at the beta form of eve online you realize the lag of certain items and decide your wish should be taken a more in depth look.
I wish my name was McLoving.
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Cult of Rawr
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Posted - 2008.01.20 10:57:00 -
[122]
Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 20/01/2008 11:03:19
Originally by: Gikanzin
I wish my name was McLoving.
Your efforts are in vain as the photo on your ID looks ever so abruptly not like you. Later on that day Mcdonalds sue you for copyright theft and force you to work for them to pay the debt off for the rest of your life.
I wish I could keep this browser window closed for once
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Gikanzin
Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.20 11:13:00 -
[123]
After a brief inspection of your wish an FBI agent entered your household of demand you leave the premises while showing you his warrant to search your belongings. Then after a certain amount of time they have discovered that you are a known hacker code name "Big Mac" and sent you on your one way ticket to fairy land.
I wish sleep was a thing of the pass.
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Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.01.20 14:40:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Gikanzin After a brief inspection of your wish an FBI agent entered your household of demand you leave the premises while showing you his warrant to search your belongings. Then after a certain amount of time they have discovered that you are a known hacker code name "Big Mac" and sent you on your one way ticket to fairy land.
I wish sleep was a thing of the pass.
Good news, sleep is a thing of the past this news is conveyed to you directly into your brain by the several tubes/electrodes that constantly inject chemicals and rearrange your brain structure, so you can slave away for your new cybernetic overlords
I wish i had a true and completely unstoppable solo pwnmobile (must not be affected by lag) _____________________________________________________
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Doctor Fruitloop
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Posted - 2008.01.20 14:46:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen I wish i had a true and completely unstoppable solo pwnmobile (must not be affected by lag)
You know have a completely unstoppable solopwnmobile. It is however 300AU off of the solar plane, and is in a constant unchangable siege mode and you cannot eject. Your locking time also means you should take a long nap while locking that Titan.
I wish I had a crumpet.
Originally by: me bored The only bad thing about pokemon is what a frustratingly terrible trainer ash is. Can you believe that he actually tried to use a caterpie to catch a flying type pokemon? What a noob. |
Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.01.20 15:11:00 -
[126]
Originally by: Doctor Fruitloop
Originally by: Culmen I wish i had a true and completely unstoppable solo pwnmobile (must not be affected by lag)
You know have a completely unstoppable solopwnmobile. It is however 300AU off of the solar plane, and is in a constant unchangable siege mode and you cannot eject. Your locking time also means you should take a long nap while locking that Titan.
I wish I had a crumpet.
granted, you are also now diabetic and die from the sugar/carbohydrate load
i wish i was l33t _____________________________________________________
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.01.20 17:12:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen i wish i was l33t
You are. Unfortunately, in order to graduate you need to pass a spelling and grammar test, and thus you are a dropout of the l33t academy.
I wish people would stop whining about Amarr. ----In before Jonny JoJo turns this into an Amarr whine----
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.20 17:30:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Orgos Khenn
I wish people would stop whining about Amarr.
CCP Buffs Amarr, fitting uber laser-death-ray-o-doom weaponary to them, reducing mass by 99.99%, and increasing armour HP by 1000%.
Everyone starts whining about Caldari, Gallente and Minmatar instead.
I wish that my brain would stop being a perfectionist about every little thing I do.
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Arvald
Caldari Devilish Intentinos
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Posted - 2008.01.20 18:53:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Stabr0s
Originally by: Doctor Fruitloop
I wish I had a gentetic sample of George W Bush and a chimp and a genetic analyist team to finaly prove conclusivly that there is no genetic difference.
A perfect match is generated. Equal Right activists petition for Chimps to be treated fairly. Next US president is a chimp.
would be an improvement
Originally by: Richard Phallus
go and get someone to take a golf club and take a good swing at your nuts by surprise when you walk into a dark room some time. This will prepare you for eve's pvp
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.24 05:09:00 -
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YOU, did not make a wish. Therefor, I hack your EVe accoutn and take all your Exotic Dancers.
I wish This thread would be famous.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Star F0X
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Posted - 2008.01.24 16:26:00 -
[131]
Edited by: Star F0X on 24/01/2008 16:26:19
Originally by: Drake Arson YOU, did not make a wish. Therefor, I hack your EVe accoutn and take all your Exotic Dancers.
I wish This thread would be famous.
Done every player in EVE knows about this thread and posts daily. However due to the constant posts every 2 seconds it becomes impossible to enforce any sort of continuity. By the time anyone responds to a post 5 other people have already responded. Finally everybody gives up trying to get a continuing line of responses and the thread dies overnight.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.24 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Star F0X Edited by: Star F0X on 24/01/2008 16:26:19
Originally by: Drake Arson YOU, did not make a wish. Therefor, I hack your EVe accoutn and take all your Exotic Dancers.
I wish This thread would be famous.
Done every player in EVE knows about this thread and posts daily. However due to the constant posts every 2 seconds it becomes impossible to enforce any sort of continuity. By the time anyone responds to a post 5 other people have already responded. Finally everybody gives up trying to get a continuing line of responses and the thread dies overnight.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
Done. Before you lays a wish that if said from beginning to end will fullfill your every wish & desire. The wish can never be corrupted in any way shape and or form. Unfortunately in order to account for every concievable corruption possible the wish is far too long to ever be read in your liftime, sorry.
I wish for a stable income of a billion isk per week. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Mr Dougle
In terrorem KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.24 16:47:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
I wish for a stable income of a billion isk per week.
You have it now, but CCP decides ISK makig is just a waste of time, so they introduce Singularity pricing, making all the items worth 100 ISK.
I wish english native speakers to have more patience for non-natives, so they are talking slowly on TS.
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Gikanzin
Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.24 19:06:00 -
[134]
With the new and improved voice features EvE developers have designed into the EvE voice program, all language will be converted into a robotic voice which can be heard clearer through any mic you are currently using. But this is only for EvE voice, so if you are using any other program then
I wish for a chezzburger not cheese.
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.29 15:27:00 -
[135]
Granted, but it explodes in your face.
I wish this thread would stop being thrown to the second page.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.01.29 15:40:00 -
[136]
Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but it explodes in your face.
I wish this thread would stop being thrown to the second page.
Your wish is granted. This thread is now under the control of the Haruhists!
I wish I knew the lottery numbers....
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Gikanzin
Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.29 15:47:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but it explodes in your face.
I wish this thread would stop being thrown to the second page.
Your wish is granted. This thread is now under the control of the Haruhists!
I wish I knew the lottery numbers....
Wished DENIED
Personal gain through the means of CCP is a direct act against the EULA. (Read article "Unknown)
I wish for the Abyss
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.01.29 15:49:00 -
[138]
Originally by: Gikanzin I wish for the Abyss
You are now in the Abyss. Have fun in eternity with no light.
I wish your reasons for not letting em have those numbers were false.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.01.30 15:55:00 -
[139]
Edited by: DubanFP on 30/01/2008 15:55:34
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Gikanzin I wish for the Abyss
You are now in the Abyss. Have fun in eternity with no light.
I wish your reasons for not letting em have those numbers were false.
Done, you have the winning numbers to the lottery. However so does everyone else in EVE. The jackpot split between all 200,000 players comes out to about $7.50 per player.
I wish for the most fun yet brutal game ever played. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Arvald
Caldari Devilish Intentinos
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Posted - 2008.01.30 16:00:00 -
[140]
Edited by: Arvald on 30/01/2008 16:00:07
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 30/01/2008 15:55:34
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Gikanzin I wish for the Abyss
You are now in the Abyss. Have fun in eternity with no light.
I wish your reasons for not letting em have those numbers were false.
Done, you have the winning numbers to the lottery. However so does everyone else in EVE. The jackpot split between all 200,000 players comes out to about $7.50 per player.
I wish for the most fun yet brutal game ever played.
granted the main charicter comes out of the game and shoots you in the face with a shotgun
i wish i could pass this damn test in class instead of reading the forums
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.01.30 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP I wish for the most fun yet brutal game ever played.
Granted
I wish for good quality free Eve Signatures.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.01.30 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava I wish for good quality free Eve Signatures.
Granted. Your signatures are of exceptional quality and are entirely free. Unfortunately they're two pixels too big to fit in your sig, and if you alter them, they go entirely blank.
I wish I had access to a decent research queue.
---- In before Jonny JoJo turns this into an Amarr whine
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.01.30 17:33:00 -
[143]
Originally by: Orgos Khenn I wish I had access to a decent research queue.
Your wish is granted, you now have a POS with a lab in hisec to research in. However you forgot to load enritched uranium, The Griff Cannon pays you a vistit wrecking for 5 of your 5 T2 BPO.
I wish there was a faction issue Rokh.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Calderio
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.30 19:17:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Kirjava I wish there was a faction issue Rokh.
Granted but it has a mining bonus but no drone bay or turret slots.
I wish for a cold red bull
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Cult of Rawr
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Posted - 2008.01.30 19:24:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Calderio
Originally by: Kirjava I wish there was a faction issue Rokh.
Granted but it has a mining bonus but no drone bay or turret slots.
I wish for a cold red bull
Granted but the method in which it was cooled caused an unexplainable reaction within the chemicals resulting in radioactive properties within the drink which cause you to mutate a third ear upon drinking it.
I wish Red Bull actually gave you wings
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.01.30 19:24:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Calderio I wish for a cold red bull
You get one - you are the only local heat source and it is charging you in an open field - run.
[had you said that about the faction Rokh a week ago I would have said my prayers had been answered damn you ]
I wish that Eve could use a joystick in real time....
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Rawr Cristina
Caldari Cult of Rawr
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Posted - 2008.01.30 19:27:00 -
[147]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Calderio I wish for a cold red bull
You get one - you are the only local heat source and it is charging you in an open field - run.
[had you said that about the faction Rokh a week ago I would have said my prayers had been answered damn you ]
I wish that Eve could use a joystick in real time....
you can but blah blah generic reason etc you die
I wish that people would stop posting exactly the same time as me in response to the same person
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Sharupak
Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2008.01.30 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Calderio
Originally by: Kirjava I wish there was a faction issue Rokh.
Granted but it has a mining bonus but no drone bay or turret slots.
I wish for a cold red bull
A giant godly hand comes out of the sky and hands you Ox Bile
I wish the producer of "The Biggest Loser" died in a firey car crash! _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |
Sharupak
Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2008.01.30 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Calderio I wish for a cold red bull
You get one - you are the only local heat source and it is charging you in an open field - run.
[had you said that about the faction Rokh a week ago I would have said my prayers had been answered damn you ]
I wish that Eve could use a joystick in real time....
you can but blah blah generic reason etc you die
I wish that people would stop posting exactly the same time as me in response to the same person
Your wish is granted as your post was the last in an ISD locked thread!
I wish clothing was illegal. _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |
Calderio
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.30 20:53:00 -
[150]
Originally by: Sharupak I wish clothing was illegal.
Granted but you soon become blind by seeing what lies under most peoples cloths (some people really need cloths)
I wish my water bottle was full so I don't have to get up and refill it.
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