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DarknessInc
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.30 20:54:00 -
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Edited by: DarknessInc on 30/01/2008 20:54:44
Originally by: Calderio
Originally by: Sharupak I wish clothing was illegal.
Granted but you soon become blind by seeing what lies under most peoples cloths (some people really need cloths)
I wish my water bottle was full so I don't have to get up and refill it.
Granted, but the water in the bottle is from Mexico City
I wish that I had a pack of marlboro virginia blend cigarettes, that would never be empty, always would be full, were fresh and crisp and would have no bad taste to them or have any 'nontobacco' stuff inside, and I wouldnt get any cancer from chain smoking that one pack :)
Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
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Calderio
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.30 20:58:00 -
[152]
Originally by: DarknessInc
I wish that I had a pack of marlboro virginia blend cigarettes, that would never be empty, always would be full, were fresh and crisp and would have no bad taste to them or have any 'nontobacco' stuff inside, and I wouldnt get any cancer from chain smoking that one pack :)
Granted but you lose your hands and ability to light them and enjoy them.
I wish I had brought my laptop to school today.
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.31 01:00:00 -
[153]
Granted, but I decide I like it and take it. I use your EVE account and get you banned from the game. End.
I wish the forum didnt have sig limits.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Calderio
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.01.31 01:43:00 -
[154]
Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but I decide I like it and take it. I use your EVE account and get you banned from the game. End.
I wish the forum didnt have sig limits.
Granted but the forum admins write a script that resizes all images and text in the signature to fit 1" by 1" so nobody can see any sig clearly.
I wish I understood awk
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.31 02:44:00 -
[155]
Originally by: Calderio I wish I understood awk
Granted. you can now talk to penguins. Awk, awk. Unfortunately, you cant talk to humans.
I wish that the sisters of mercy would finally get off their backsides and release another album. even if I do go deaf first.
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Cult of Rawr
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Posted - 2008.01.31 03:06:00 -
[156]
Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 31/01/2008 03:06:23
Originally by: Suze'Rain
I wish that the sisters of mercy would finally get off their backsides and release another album. even if I do go deaf first.
Granted, they release a "Greatest Hits" album to cash in on their previous music, never to be heard from again. The album contains nothing you haven't heard before and the track selection is poor at best.
I wish valve would hurry up and release Episode 3 so I could play it for 5 hours, finish it and get bored waiting 2 years for the next installment
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DarknessInc
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.31 05:44:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Rawr Cristina Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 31/01/2008 03:06:23
Originally by: Suze'Rain
I wish that the sisters of mercy would finally get off their backsides and release another album. even if I do go deaf first.
Granted, they release a "Greatest Hits" album to cash in on their previous music, never to be heard from again. The album contains nothing you haven't heard before and the track selection is poor at best.
I wish valve would hurry up and release Episode 3 so I could play it for 5 hours, finish it and get bored waiting 2 years for the next installment
granted, but its released in three parts labeled Episode 1, 2 and 3.
I wish that I wouldnt lose my hands with my unlimited cigarette pack
Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
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aevistyne
Caldari Solarflare Heavy Industries Pure.
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Posted - 2008.01.31 11:24:00 -
[158]
Granted, but you are now allergic to cigarette smoke.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
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DarknessInc
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.01.31 19:43:00 -
[159]
Edited by: DarknessInc on 31/01/2008 19:42:58
Originally by: aevistyne Granted, but you are now allergic to cigarette smoke.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
<.< Granted, but its corrupted by Rosie O'Donald
I wish I my allergy would only give me a mild cough instead of constricting throat, death or any of bad symptom of allergic reactions to the unlimitied cigarette,no cancer pack
Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.01.31 20:11:00 -
[160]
Originally by: DarknessInc I wish I my allergy would only give me a mild cough instead of constricting throat, death or any of bad symptom of allergic reactions to the unlimitied cigarette,no cancer pack
This is granted. However a fanatical anti-smoker campaighner with a chainsaw has decided you are the lucky winner of the 1millionth smoker he has seen - who wins liberation from their earthly existence.
I wish for Keira Knightley and a large tub of strawberry yogurt.
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Magnus Nordir
Caldari Asimov Industries Zeroth Continuum
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Posted - 2008.01.31 20:16:00 -
[161]
Originally by: Kirjava
I wish for Keira Knightley and a large tub of strawberry yogurt.
Granted. Enjoy drowning in strawberry yoghurt.
I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted. Everything is possible for him who believes. Insprinc haptbandun - Inuar vigandun |
Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.01.31 20:19:00 -
[162]
Originally by: Magnus Nordir I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.
Your wish is not corrupted. You fail in this topic as tomorrow everyones wishes will be granted anyway and I find myself with Keira Knightley, while you are happy in the knowlege your wish could not be corrupted here and now. Bravo.
I wish to be God.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.31 20:36:00 -
[163]
Originally by: Kirjava I wish to be God.
Granted. As an imaginary being, you cease to exist, except in the fevered imaginations of maniacs.
I wish for several jobs to get back to me (probably with the opinion that I'm rubbish), and have to go hunting elsewhere before I go insane waiting....
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Arvald
Caldari Devilish Intentinos
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Posted - 2008.01.31 21:15:00 -
[164]
Originally by: Suze'Rain
Originally by: Kirjava I wish to be God.
Granted. As an imaginary being, you cease to exist, except in the fevered imaginations of maniacs.
I wish for several jobs to get back to me (probably with the opinion that I'm rubbish), and have to go hunting elsewhere before I go insane waiting....
granted you now have 3 part time jobs fliping burgers
i wish that my tooth would stop hurting
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Cult of Rawr
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Posted - 2008.01.31 21:30:00 -
[165]
Originally by: Arvald
i wish that my tooth would stop hurting
Granted, you no longer have any teeth and must drink food through a straw
I wish I had bigger boobies
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KamiKaZantA
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Posted - 2008.01.31 21:32:00 -
[166]
Granted, you now have bigger boobs and a broken back
I wish I would win 100m SEK
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Gyfrex
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Posted - 2008.01.31 21:33:00 -
[167]
Edited by: Gyfrex on 31/01/2008 21:33:14 Granted but SEK is worthless now.
I wish for an end to Chavs.
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Sharupak
Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2008.01.31 23:34:00 -
[168]
Originally by: Gyfrex Edited by: Gyfrex on 31/01/2008 21:33:14 Granted but SEK is worthless now.
I wish for an end to Chavs.
Granted, all the Chavs moon you.
I wish for a midget! _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |
Gogar Teltaf
Gemini Sun Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.02.01 00:03:00 -
[169]
Originally by: Sharupak
Originally by: Gyfrex Edited by: Gyfrex on 31/01/2008 21:33:14 Granted but SEK is worthless now.
I wish for an end to Chavs.
Granted, all the Chavs moon you.
I wish for a midget!
But its a psychotic murdering midget that kills your family
I wish for post apocolyptic hell
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.01 00:12:00 -
[170]
Originally by: Gogar Teltaf I wish for post apocolyptic hell
Granted. You now live in Middlesbrough.
I wish Middlesbrough was wiped off the map. (nothing personal, it's just a s***hole.)
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Gogar Teltaf
Gemini Sun Knights Of the Southerncross
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Posted - 2008.02.01 00:17:00 -
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Originally by: Suze'Rain
Originally by: Gogar Teltaf I wish for post apocolyptic hell
Granted. You now live in Middlesbrough.
I wish Middlesbrough was wiped off the map. (nothing personal, it's just a s***hole.)
granted but the entire population of what was middlesbrough now lives in or around your house.
I wish for an uncorrupted wish
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Sharupak
Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2008.02.01 00:29:00 -
[172]
Originally by: Gogar Teltaf
Originally by: Suze'Rain
Originally by: Gogar Teltaf I wish for post apocolyptic hell
Granted. You now live in Middlesbrough.
I wish Middlesbrough was wiped off the map. (nothing personal, it's just a s***hole.)
granted but the entire population of what was middlesbrough now lives in or around your house.
I wish for an uncorrupted wish
Hey how come you look like a drag queen?
I wish for hookers and beer. _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |
Rawr Cristina
Caldari Cult of Rawr
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Posted - 2008.02.01 00:45:00 -
[173]
Originally by: Sharupak
I wish for hookers and beer.
Gogar Teltaf is your new Hooker(s) and your 'Beer' will arrive shortly.
I wish I had something better to do atm than post on EVE-O
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Sharupak
Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2008.02.01 00:58:00 -
[174]
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Originally by: Sharupak
I wish for hookers and beer.
Gogar Teltaf is your new Hooker(s) and your 'Beer' will arrive shortly.
I wish I had something better to do atm than post on EVE-O
Seckseee!
I mean granted, you go blow all your money on hookers and beer...and the clap. _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |
Arvald
Caldari Devilish Intentinos
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Posted - 2008.02.01 03:08:00 -
[175]
Originally by: Sharupak Edited by: Sharupak on 01/02/2008 00:59:13
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Originally by: Sharupak
I wish for hookers and beer.
Gogar Teltaf is your new Hooker(s) and your 'Beer' will arrive shortly.
I wish I had something better to do atm than post on EVE-O
Seckseee!
I mean granted, you go blow all your money on hookers and beer...and the clap.
I wish eve had sound!
granted but now everytime you try to play eve completely frys your sound card
i wish i had another monster energy drink
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Lui Kai
Phoenix Aeronautics The Threshold
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Posted - 2008.02.01 04:57:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald granted but now everytime you try to play eve completely frys your sound card
i wish i had another monster energy drink
Granted, but it only comes in a flavor labled "Sardinated Hair"
I wish POS never required fueling. ----------------
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Culmen
Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.02.01 04:59:00 -
[177]
Edited by: Culmen on 01/02/2008 04:59:53
Originally by: Lui Kai
Originally by: Arvald granted but now everytime you try to play eve completely frys your sound card
i wish i had another monster energy drink
Granted, but it only comes in a flavor labled "Sardinated Hair"
I wish POS never required fueling.
granted once your pos goes into reinforced it stays that way, due to unlimited stront all moons now have a pos in reinforced anchored on them
i wish you would not grant any wishes _____________________________________________________
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Sirtak
Amarr Zero Zero Traders The Colbert Nation
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Posted - 2008.02.01 09:10:00 -
[178]
I just drop by and shoot you in the face with a shotgun.
I want to have some guns.
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Gyfrex
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Posted - 2008.02.01 12:10:00 -
[179]
Originally by: Sirtak I just drop by and shoot you in the face with a shotgun.
I want to have some guns.
Granted but you get paintball guns.
I wish for a cheese flavoured lemon. ---
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.02.04 07:10:00 -
[180]
Granted, but I substitue the chesse with poison.
I wish Peopel would give me 100mil when I ask.
Dare you Defy me?!
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