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zcinner Caldari Cosmic Fusion When Fat Kids Attack	Posted - 2008.02.16 03:15:00 - [271] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Sgt Blade I wish that I would not need sleep ever again You get killed by a rockslide. You no longer need sleep in your newly aquired "Dead" condition. I wish I had a major part in the Stargate franchise. but taht measn i need a big shiny fajek ***** in my hole
xOm3gAx Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2008.02.16 05:23:00 - [272] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Sgt Blade I wish that I would not need sleep ever again You get killed by a rockslide. You no longer need sleep in your newly aquired "Dead" condition. I wish I had a major part in the Stargate franchise. Granted. However because of your horrid acting skills and public outcry over your methods your fired....... out of a cannon into the sun for real. I wish for the aggro my other half has on me to go away. The objects to stop flying at my head and for her to be quiet for just one day. Oh yeah and a bottle of rum. Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights. [url="http://myeve.eve-online.co
Sanka Cofie Amarr Vena Sera Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.17 18:10:00 - [273] Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish for the aggro my other half has on me to go away. The objects to stop flying at my head and for her to be quiet for just one day. Oh yeah and a bottle of rum. It is as you wish. Unfortunately, she wakes up from the day-long coma you put her in when you broke that bottle of rum over her head, and you make national news by requesting that life support be removed only 23 minutes into her coma. After your wife leaves you (and takes EVERYTHING) you try to enter the dating scene but no woman will touch you. Also your face catches fire at random times throughout the day, including while you're sleeping, and when you open your mouth to talk you start vomitting sea-salt and sand. Tough luck. - - - - I wish I had dreadlocks. That would be awesome. And by awesome. I mean totally sweet. ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl.
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.02.17 18:37:00 - [274] You now have dreadlocks. Everyone who sees you in public immediately assumes you're either a hippie, a punk-band drug addict, or both. Being that you're probably neither, you're declared a 'fake' by the real ones, whilst having to evade packs of chavs if you have any desire to remain in a condition other than 'dead' I wish those bastards where I'm trying to get a job would accept my app already so I could tell my current bastard employers where to shove it
goodby4u Logistic Technologies Incorporated	Posted - 2008.02.17 20:54:00 - [275] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish those bastards where I'm trying to get a job would accept my app already so I could tell my current bastard employers where to shove it They will accept your app,but they will also send you to a third world country on **** shovel duty. I want amarr to be buffed,not with missiles or shield tanking either! This is what happens when a kestrel with thermal missiles declares war on earth
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.17 23:35:00 - [276] Originally by: goodby4u I want amarr to be buffed,not with missiles or shield tanking either! They get a drone frigate. I wish I could sucessfully frame a certain person in the world in such a way that nobody in the history of existance will ever suspect me, and that thing would be soo horrible that there isn't a single person in the world who doesn't hate this certain someone. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.18 21:20:00 - [277] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I could sucessfully frame a certain person in the world in such a way that nobody in the history of existance will ever suspect me, and that thing would be soo horrible that there isn't a single person in the world who doesn't hate this certain someone. Granted. In an effort to save himself and/or take others down with him, he names 'accomplices'. One of the names happens to be yours. I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.02.18 23:33:00 - [278] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing) You put your hand into your pocket to pay for a pint of Guinness and the money doesn't stop coming out until you are buried under a mountain of coke-dusted five pound notes and sweaty pennies. The tremendous weight does awful things to your entire skeleton. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was stationed near my house so I could successfully engage on a campaign of terror against them. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.19 00:46:00 - [279] Originally by: Orgos Khenn Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing) You put your hand into your pocket to pay for a pint of Guinness and the money doesn't stop coming out until you are buried under a mountain of coke-dusted five pound notes and sweaty pennies. The tremendous weight does awful things to your entire skeleton. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was stationed near my house so I could successfully engage on a campaign of terror against them. Done, your campaign of terror lasts a whole 10 seconds before you're shot by a nearby police officer. The corruption of my last wish FAILS since i quite specifically stated that nobody would ever suspect me. Yet his corruption results in me being suspected. I wish someone would corrupt my last wish in a way that didn't fail miserably. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Last Wolf Templars of Space	Posted - 2008.02.19 02:41:00 - [280] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Orgos Khenn Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing) You put your hand into your pocket to pay for a pint of Guinness and the money doesn't stop coming out until you are buried under a mountain of coke-dusted five pound notes and sweaty pennies. The tremendous weight does awful things to your entire skeleton. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was stationed near my house so I could successfully engage on a campaign of terror against them. Done, your campaign of terror lasts a whole 10 seconds before you're shot by a nearby police officer. The corruption of my last wish FAILS since i quite specifically stated that nobody would ever suspect me. Yet his corruption results in me being suspected. I wish someone would corrupt my last wish in a way that didn't fail miserably. Granted, That said person is killed soon after because everyone hated them so much. Few days lated everybody has forgotten the whole thing... and now hate you because you smell funny. I wish I could break up with my Girlfriend without feeling horribly guilty (and without her crying pathetically for weeks)

Terail Zoqial	Posted - 2008.02.19 03:23:00 - [281] Originally by: Last Wolf I wish I could break up with my Girlfriend without feeling horribly guilty (and without her crying pathetically for weeks) You break up with your girlfriend and don't feel a thing. Ever. Due to lack of emotional response you can no longer do your duties as a man and never have a relationship or sexual encounter ever in your life. *** I wish I had a device that contained all universal knowledge, could communicate with anything that existed, that could not be used to harm anyone and only I could access. That would rawk so hard
Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.19 04:39:00 - [282] Granted, however, the information is so massive, your puny Human brain is not capable of handling the download precedure. All motor fucntions immediatly give out to make extra room for the Universal Knowledge. I wish I had Dev powers. Dare you Defy me?!
Sabahl Minmatar TerraDyne Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.19 09:26:00 - [283] Edited by: Sabahl on 19/02/2008 09:28:03 Granted. Now you have to put up with all the whining on Eve-O and pretend that you actually care. I wish I could smartbomb Jita. With a domesday device. Remotely. From anywhere in the game.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.19 09:32:00 - [284] Originally by: Sabahl I wish I could smartbomb Jita. With a domesday device. Remotely. From anywhere in the game. Granted. The ship you use to do this however cost you 3 of your limbs to afford the GTC to buy this thing and has the tank of a covert ops without the cloak, and cannot leave the system of Taisy or dock. Everyone moves to Perimiter. I wish I will do well in my Physics prelim in a few hours... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Culmen Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2008.02.19 13:39:00 - [285] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I will do well in my Physics prelim in a few hours... Granted, you are selected for the Ministry of Education's new interactive physics test. you now get thrown into a Well, while people calculate how much force smooshes you I wish i had the next poster's EvE online login and password _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Sgt Blade An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three	Posted - 2008.02.19 16:54:00 - [286] Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Kirjava I wish I will do well in my Physics prelim in a few hours... Granted, you are selected for the Ministry of Education's new interactive physics test. you now get thrown into a Well, while people calculate how much force smooshes you I wish i had the next poster's EvE online login and password granted but it seems that this char has no assets or isk as it seems it had all been transfered to their other account. that and the devs find out and so has banned your credit card and ip address from using eve ever again. have a nice day I wish that i had x-ray like vision to seen underneith the cloths of ONLY the beautiful women of the world whenever i like but it does nothing for men and women who do not match my tastes. Hypnotic Pelvic Thrusting Level 5
Seifer Al'Masy Caldari Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2008.02.19 18:14:00 - [287] Edited by: Seifer Al''Masy on 19/02/2008 18:15:26 Granted. But !! after a week of "all-seeing-hot-womans" you would turn up "homo...". i wish i was living in Calgary _____ "Take everything you can, give nothing back."
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.20 05:26:00 - [288] Originally by: Seifer Al'Masy i wish i was living in Calgary Granted. Unfortunatly, all your money/food/clothes/stuff is still where you used to live. It's just a little cool outside right now. I wish I had 100 million dollars US in the bank, all taxes paid, all legal. (Ahh crap, someone's gonna make the US dollar into the new Mexican Peso, aren't they?) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Calvin Firenze Texas Deep Space Warp to Desktop	Posted - 2008.02.20 06:27:00 - [289] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I had 100 million dollars US in the bank, all taxes paid, all legal. (Ahh crap, someone's gonna make the US dollar into the new Mexican Peso, aren't they?) Granted, but the 100 million dollars in the bank is in a trust fund for your future grandchildren. (sucker :P) I wish I was one of those grandchildren. ____ Originally by: Morrow Disca You sir/madam, need a big cup of STFU.
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.02.20 12:32:00 - [290] Originally by: Calvin Firenze I wish I was one of those grandchildren. You become a grandchild in potentia. Unfortunately you never make it to the egg. I wish I could shred guitar like Herman Li. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.

Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.20 12:58:00 - [291] Originally by: Orgos Khenn I wish I could shred guitar like Herman Li. Granted - your first act is a tribute to this. I wish I could Cryogenicly freeze myself till April 5th when the new Anime season starts broadcasting..... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Bardi MecAuldnis Amarr Viziam	Posted - 2008.02.20 17:07:00 - [292] Granted, but Hirano Aya is replaced by Midorikawa Hikaru, and he has laryngitis. KyoAni's artists have mental relapses and start drawing like 5th graders, American 5th Graders. I wish my school debts disappeared. --- Originally by: CCP Zulupark The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of gold...Amarr simply sit there and charge their lasers, secure in their knowledge that God is on their side.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.20 17:11:00 - [293] Originally by: Bardi MecAuldnis I wish my school debts disappeared. They do. As do you. It has nothing to do with me, Dark Shikari, a chainsaw and a shovel. Absolutly nothing to do with you suggesting Hirano Aya be replaced...... I wish it turned out Kyon was god.... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.22 04:28:00 - [294] Granted, but he doesn't liek you anymore. you find your self dead. I wish I had more corp members. Dare you Defy me?!
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.22 05:27:00 - [295] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish I had more corp members. Granted. Half of them turn out to be corp thieves. The rest end up getting you podded repeatedly due to incompetence/insanity. In order to save time and hassle, I wish politicians were imprisioned promptly upon obtaining office. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Fraszoid Caldari Condottieri Industries The Economy	Posted - 2008.02.22 05:39:00 - [296] Originally by: Helen Hunts In order to save time and hassle, I wish politicians were imprisoned promptly upon obtaining office. Granted. In order to save more time and hassle elections are abolished and the government is chosen by drawing numbers from a hat, which your number happens to be drawn for Minister of Corruption, and are promptly imprisoned for 20 years for stuff you never had a chance to commit. Enjoy prison. I wish I could remember where I put my baking powder and drugs so I don't keep sneezing muffins all the time. Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it. Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.22 07:00:00 - [297] Edited by: Helen Hunts on 22/02/2008 07:05:13 Originally by: Fraszoid I wish I could remember where I put my baking powder and drugs so I don't keep sneezing muffins all the time. Granted. Sadly, your drug riddled brain can no longer tell the difference between the two. On the plus side, some of your friends teach you how to sneeze pancakes for their amusement. I wish I could do the whole EVE-style clone routine here on Sol III. All expenses paid, just like in-game. (It would cut down commute times a bit ) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.02.22 07:04:00 - [298] Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 22/02/2008 07:05:20 Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Fraszoid I wish I could remember where I put my baking powder and drugs so I don't keep sneezing muffins all the time. Granted. Sadly, your drug riddled brain can no longer tell the difference between the two. On the plus side, some of your friends teach you how to sneeze pancakes for their amusement. You didn't make a wish. By default, the same fate is applied to you
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.22 07:23:00 - [299] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish I didn't have to keep editing this post Granted. We lock you in COAD so you can edit posts there. I wish I didn't occasionally forget things. (and no "Granted. You now forget things all the time" either) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Gangus Minmatar Matari BackBone	Posted - 2008.02.22 08:51:00 - [300] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I didn't occasionally forget things. (and no "Granted. You now forget things all the time" either) Granted: you now remeber everything, and are so horrified by all the detail you shoot yourself in the face. I wish people would stop wishing for stuff and this thread would die. Gangus Director Of Light Entertainment (crude) Matari BackBone Never mess with a guy in an ugly ship. He's bitter and has nothing to lose.



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