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Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.12 16:13:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had 30 hours in a day to properly appreciate life
Granted. Welcome to your new life as a slave in the Amarr salt mines. Enjoy your Vitoc.
I wish I had a *properly* firewalled and protected neural implant so I could play EVE while at work without anyone catching on. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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Tammi Tronic
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Posted - 2008.05.12 16:16:00 -
[362]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had 30 hours in a day to properly appreciate life
Granted. Welcome to your new life as a slave in the Amarr salt mines. Enjoy your Vitoc.
I wish I had a *properly* firewalled and protected neural implant so I could play EVE while at work without anyone catching on.
Granted. Things go horribly wrong when you gank a co-worker and loot his cube.
I wish I could stay connected to the EVE server for longer than 5 seconds.
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.05.12 16:18:00 -
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Edited by: Kirjava on 12/05/2008 16:18:40
Originally by: Tammi Tronic
I wish I could stay connected to the EVE server for longer than 5 seconds.
You stay connected for longer than 5 seconds. Unfortunatly you forget RL exists, and DT has been eradicated....
You die 3 months later of malnutrition.
I wish I didnt turn up on the second page of Google images when one types in "haruhiists"
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.12 16:49:00 -
[364]
Originally by: Kirjava I wish I didnt turn up on the second page of Google images when one types in "haruhiists"
Granted. You are now at the top of page 1. Your glee is so great that you never do notice that crazed fanboy sneak up behind you....
I wish I had time to take my bike in for that overhaul that is long overdue now. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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Tammi Tronic
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Posted - 2008.05.12 17:03:00 -
[365]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Kirjava I wish I didnt turn up on the second page of Google images when one types in "haruhiists"
Granted. You are now at the top of page 1. Your glee is so great that you never do notice that crazed fanboy sneak up behind you....
I wish I had time to take my bike in for that overhaul that is long overdue now.
Granted. Your bike is in prime condition. But you've developed an embarassing medical condition that makes sitting on that bike seat for any length of time very painful.
I wish Star Wars episodes I-III didn't suck.
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.05.12 17:58:00 -
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Originally by: Tammi Tronic
I wish Star Wars episodes I-III didn't suck.
Using a TPDD, you go back in time and bludgeon George Lucas to death with a sardine sandwhich.
Star Wars (new Trilogy) I, II and III are never made, and hence the old are remembered as I, II and III, hence not sucking.
A hardcore Haruhiist wins the bidding on a sequel project....
I wish people were compelled to obey every order I give that does not leave me at a disadvantage.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.12 18:14:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava I wish people were compelled to obey every order I give that does not leave me at a disadvantage.
Granted. Life is great until you encounter some oddball difficulty and mutter that fateful phrase "Oh, F* me"....in front of a large crowd rugby players. Your follow up phrase of "Oh S!" didn't exactly help the situation much.
I wish people weren't so surprised when I do things like this even after I give fair warning. (I have an Evil Mind ) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI
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Posted - 2008.05.12 22:36:00 -
[368]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish people weren't so surprised when I do things like this even after I give fair warning. (I have an Evil Mind )
Granted.
The EVE community, no longer surprised at your outpourings, becomes bored and disinterested instead and completely fails to take the bait in the forums, neccessitating that you look elsewhere for your daily ration of attention.... unfortunately, your increasingly futile attempts on this path lead to frustration, anger and a Hungerford style shooting spree at the shopping mall/precinct of your choice and an untimely death at the hands of police marksmen.
I wish every second-hand car dealer in the UK would spontaneously develop painful haemmeroids in direct proportion to the lies they have told and the number of faults with the cars they have sold.
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.13 05:15:00 -
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Edited by: Havok Dryke on 13/05/2008 05:15:10
Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish people weren't so surprised when I do things like this even after I give fair warning. (I have an Evil Mind )
Granted.
The EVE community, no longer surprised at your outpourings, becomes bored and disinterested instead and completely fails to take the bait in the forums, neccessitating that you look elsewhere for your daily ration of attention.... unfortunately, your increasingly futile attempts on this path lead to frustration, anger and a Hungerford style shooting spree at the shopping mall/precinct of your choice and an untimely death at the hands of police marksmen.
I wish every second-hand car dealer in the UK would spontaneously develop painful haemmeroids in direct proportion to the lies they have told and the number of faults with the cars they have sold.
Granted (gladly), but as payment you must become a used-car dealer (and develop hemmoroids yourself).
I wish I had an emoticon that expressed loss of faith in humanity (that could be used on any website). ------------------------------
EVE is a cold, harsh world, filled with people that would kill you without a second thought. The forums are even worse.
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.13 18:05:00 -
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wish granted... and no real catch, except of course the emoticon also reminds you that you squandered your wish on a new means of moaning on the internet while everyone else would probably use it for world peace something, enjoy your emoticon
I wish that people would spontaneouly blurt out embarrassing personal secrets as and when I made eye contact with them
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Fraszoid
Caldari ULTRA VEGA
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Posted - 2008.05.14 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish that people would spontaneouly blurt out embarrassing personal secrets as and when I made eye contact with them
Granted, you now know the deepest darkest secrets of many people. Unfortunately some of those people are top members of the government and you are locked up for suspected black mail. Enjoy your time all alone.
I wish I had an apple pie, 18 inches across, round, and very yummy.
-------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html |
Amastat
Caldari Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.05.14 19:37:00 -
[372]
Originally by: Fraszoid
Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish that people would spontaneouly blurt out embarrassing personal secrets as and when I made eye contact with them
Granted, you now know the deepest darkest secrets of many people. Unfortunately some of those people are top members of the government and you are locked up for suspected black mail. Enjoy your time all alone.
I wish I had an apple pie, 18 inches across, round, and very yummy.
Granted. You now indulge in this incredibly delicious apple pie, however you fail to release the crust is contaminated with dangerously large amounts of mercury; you now think to yourself, "I thought that crust had a weird looking hue" and fall over.
I wish that world society actually lived up to the praise they give themselves.
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HankMurphy
Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.05.14 23:13:00 -
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Originally by: Amastat
Granted. You now indulge in this incredibly delicious apple pie, however you fail to release the crust is contaminated with dangerously large amounts of mercury; you now think to yourself, "I thought that crust had a weird looking hue" and fall over.
I wish that world society actually lived up to the praise they give themselves.
granted. They do live up to the praise! But now they are so full of themselves they spend all their time looking into the mirror. They immediately stop living up to their self praise again causing a vicious cycle of elation and depression that stresses leaders to the point WW III breaks out.
I wish i had a toilet made of gold
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.15 04:29:00 -
[374]
Originally by: HankMurphy
Originally by: Amastat
Granted. You now indulge in this incredibly delicious apple pie, however you fail to release the crust is contaminated with dangerously large amounts of mercury; you now think to yourself, "I thought that crust had a weird looking hue" and fall over.
I wish that world society actually lived up to the praise they give themselves.
granted. They do live up to the praise! But now they are so full of themselves they spend all their time looking into the mirror. They immediately stop living up to their self praise again causing a vicious cycle of elation and depression that stresses leaders to the point WW III breaks out.
I wish i had a toilet made of gold
Granted, but it is of poor design and due to this you can't even see the gold underneath once you use it a few times. I wish someone would corrupt my wish (paradox ftw).
Also, wishing for a incorruptible emoticon isnt so bad. At least I got it, everyone else had their wishes corrupted ------------------------------
EVE is a cold, harsh world, filled with people that would kill you without a second thought. The forums are even worse.
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.15 14:40:00 -
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ok the guy or thing that grants the wish just kind of looks at you funny and goes 'you think you the only one to try that? damn you dumb imma give a regular corrupt wish to someone who respects my time' you plead with him to grant you a wish and he agrees under the stipulation 'alrite but nothin too flashy' you end up with a used connect 4 set or something equally underwhelming but hey its uncorrupted.
I wish dogs didn't exist
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Aesgrim
Northern Shadowrunners Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.15 15:22:00 -
[376]
Granted. But now it is wolves that chase you down the streets instead.
I wish that I can control other peoples thinking and actions.
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Havok Dryke
Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative
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Posted - 2008.05.16 02:03:00 -
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Originally by: Aesgrim Granted. But now it is wolves that chase you down the streets instead.
I wish that I can control other peoples thinking and actions.
Granted. One day, you have suicidal thoughts and one of them kills you. I wish I hadn't posted in this thread. ------------------------------
EVE is a cold, harsh world, filled with people that would kill you without a second thought. The forums are even worse.
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 02:31:00 -
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Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that I can control other peoples thinking and actions.
You can but the first time you take over someone's actions they take over yours & make you cut off your ****
I wish I had the best super-soaker in the world "best overall not nessissary most powerful".
P.S. I didn't miss the post above me. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
Lrd Byron
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:03:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that I can control other peoples thinking and actions.
You can but the first time you take over someone's actions they take over yours & make you cut off your ****
I wish I had the best super-soaker in the world "best overall not nessissary most powerful".
P.S. I didn't miss the post above me.
Granted, unfortunately it proved powerless to protect you from the guy with the worst real gun in the world, who stole your supersoaker and shot you with it in front of your girlfriend :/
I wish I liked EvE as much as EFT.
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Ignition
The Devil's Mafia Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2008.05.17 08:07:00 -
[380]
Originally by: Lrd Byron
Granted, unfortunately it proved powerless to protect you from the guy with the worst real gun in the world, who stole your supersoaker and shot you with it in front of your girlfriend :/
I wish I liked EvE as much as EFT.
Your massive EFT lovin' and mastery results in the discovery of a 6 billion isk 3800DPS Tempest, you build and fly said tempest, only to be ganked by two tech1 cruisers because EFT's DPS calculations don't mean jack ****.
I wish I could fit a decent Tempest...
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Sexiest Beast
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.17 11:20:00 -
[381]
Originally by: Ignition I wish I could fit a decent Tempest...
Granted, However the day you achieve the perfect Tempest fit CCP retire the Battleship Class in a spanky new patch.
I wish i could transfer SP between my skills
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Fraszoid
Caldari ULTRA VEGA
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Posted - 2008.05.17 19:55:00 -
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Edited by: Fraszoid on 17/05/2008 19:55:39
Originally by: Sexiest Beast I wish i could transfer SP between my skills
Granted, CCP releases a patch that allows you to move SP between skills at a rate of 1 SP a year for the low cost of 1 trillion ISK.
I wish I had a faction fitted Rokh. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html |
Chandra d'Bazz
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Posted - 2008.05.19 17:27:00 -
[383]
Originally by: Fraszoid I wish I had a faction fitted Rokh.
Granted. You now have a lovely (and way too expensive) ship. On your maiden voyage in this machine of death, you remember that you're still in high-sec about 5 seconds after you open fire on some hauler at a gate. Pity...you even forgot to insure the blasted thing too. On the plus side, there are some happy scavengers picking over the wreckage.
I wish I could safely escape with some of the loot mentioned above.
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mr id
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2008.05.19 18:22:00 -
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Granted! But as you go to fit said items you realize you do not have the skills or the secondary skills to use them, to add insult to injury the market was just flooded with said items and their value has dropped to 1 isk each :/
I wish I could divide by 0
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Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.19 18:30:00 -
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Originally by: mr id I wish I could divide by 0
Granted. In fact you are able to complete the calculation in your head. Unfortunatly, any non-zero number divided by zero is infinity. You end up as a living statue as your mind is completely consumed by calculating infinity.
I wish I had a phased-plasma rifle in the 40-watt range. (Not to mention plenty of power packs and maintenance tools for said rifle) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
Drake Arson
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.09 23:25:00 -
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Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: mr id I wish I could divide by 0
Granted. In fact you are able to complete the calculation in your head. Unfortunatly, any non-zero number divided by zero is infinity. You end up as a living statue as your mind is completely consumed by calculating infinity.
I wish I had a phased-plasma rifle in the 40-watt range. (Not to mention plenty of power packs and maintenance tools for said rifle)
Granted, but one ngiht on a druken stupor, you hold the rifle backwards and shoot your self. You are now no longer capable of Self Ejaculation.
I wish I dont get in trouble for my last coment.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.06.09 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: Drake Arson
I wish I dont get in trouble for my last coment.
You dont get into trouble, trouble gets into you.
Congratulations, for your pleasure the laws of spacetime have been warped to make you pregnant as a result, enjoy.
I wish I had the energy to continue tonight.... so.... so tired...
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Epegi Givo
Demon Theory
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Posted - 2008.06.09 23:54:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Drake Arson
I wish I dont get in trouble for my last coment.
You dont get into trouble, trouble gets into you.
Congratulations, for your pleasure the laws of spacetime have been warped to make you pregnant as a result, enjoy.
I wish I had the energy to continue tonight.... so.... so tired...
granted, but then you find that you have extreme amounts of energy, and you then your body attempts to get rid of the excess energy by shivering, which unfortunately makes you shiver so hard that your neck snaps.
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.06.10 00:02:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish I was dead.
Granted.
Did I mention I'm a necrophiliac?
I wish that July would hurry up and get here...
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Drake Arson
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.10 01:47:00 -
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Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish I was dead.
Granted.
Did I mention I'm a necrophiliac?
I wish that July would hurry up and get here...
Your SICK dude. SICK. But I love yah anyway.
Granted, July comes so fast, you miss it.
I wish I had DEV powers.
Dare you Defy me?!
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