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Wild Rho
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2008.06.14 19:06:00 -
[421]
Originally by: William Pierce You become a real boy, only to realize that you wanted to be a girl!
I wish that whatever I wished for in RL came true.
Granted, except you have no life and therefore get nothing.
I wish this thread would just die.
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Badren Mondar
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Posted - 2008.06.15 00:37:00 -
[422]
Originally by: Wild Rho
I wish this thread would just die.
But your wish made me post therfore you delayed its death...
I wish I could divide by zero.
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Rebal 88
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.15 01:17:00 -
[423]
Originally by: Badren Mondar
Originally by: Wild Rho
I wish this thread would just die.
But your wish made me post therfore you delayed its death...
I wish I could divide by zero.
You did divide by zero, but in the process destroying the universe.
I wish Drake Arson was a tad bit more sane.
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Drake Arson
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.16 06:18:00 -
[424]
Originally by: Rebal 88
Originally by: Badren Mondar
Originally by: Wild Rho
I wish this thread would just die.
But your wish made me post therfore you delayed its death...
I wish I could divide by zero.
You did divide by zero, but in the process destroying the universe.
I wish Drake Arson was a tad bit more sane.
Granted. He becomes A slightly bit more sane, but unfortuently he now sees the errors of his ways, and commences to destroy Reball 88's Fenrir. ITS FOR THE CHILDREN
I wish I could totally get rid of my sanity.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Arvald
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.06.16 16:27:00 -
[425]
Edited by: Arvald on 16/06/2008 16:27:14
Originally by: Drake Arson
I wish I could totally get rid of my sanity.
granted, you now live in a padded room weairing a straight jacekt
i wish i had another monster energy drink
Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Stealthbomber combat (or as i like to call it: Just because you are paranoid dont mean there isnt a invissible demon about to eat your face)[/q |
Helen Hunts
Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.16 17:19:00 -
[426]
Originally by: Arvald i wish i had another monster energy drink
Granted. And to speed up the absoprtion time, the contents of the can will be directly injected into your skull. Unfortunatly, the contents of a can of Monster are not very healthy for neural tissues. You die within 30 seconds. On the plus side, you think fast enough to finally prove/disprove the existance of God(s). Sadly, the only communication you are able to make at that time is an odd scream with convulsions.
Since Callahan's Bar (wiped off the face of Long Island) and Mary's Place (closed due to lack of any legal documents/permits) are no longer available, I wish I could get to The Place down in the Florida Keys and visit the fireplace a few times. (Read your Spider Robinson, folks) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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Drake Arson
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.20 15:47:00 -
[427]
Granted, upon arrival of"The Place", you feel its been converted to a terrorist hide out, and you are recruited and sent off to do other things.
I wish I had a bunny.
Dare you Defy me?!
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cr34t1v3
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Posted - 2008.06.20 16:32:00 -
[428]
Originally by: Drake Arson
I wish I had a bunny.
granted, but its that bunny from monty python holy grail and it properly massacers(spell?) you
i wish i was a little bit taller...
lol nah thats not my wish
i wish i had the 1337 skills of a pro snowboarder
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Taedrin
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.06.20 21:34:00 -
[429]
Edited by: Taedrin on 20/06/2008 21:34:38
Originally by: cr34t1v3
i wish i had the 1337 skills of a pro snowboarder
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I wish I could buy my new computer now, instead of having to wait 5 weeks to have enough money.
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Tyr Vaantau
Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2008.06.21 00:30:00 -
[430]
Originally by: Taedrin Edited by: Taedrin on 20/06/2008 21:34:38
Originally by: cr34t1v3
i wish i had the 1337 skills of a pro snowboarder
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I wish I could buy my new computer now, instead of having to wait 5 weeks to have enough money.
You get enough money tomorrow. The day after tomorrow, international hyper-inflation rips through the world markets. You can't even afford a loaf of bread.
I wish I could work for CCP. ------
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.06.21 01:27:00 -
[431]
Originally by: Tyr Vaantau I wish I could work for CCP.
Done. They have you cleaning their toilets.
I wish EVE-Online was more awesome than it already is.
Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
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cr34t1v3
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Posted - 2008.06.23 10:07:00 -
[432]
Edited by: cr34t1v3 on 23/06/2008 10:07:23
Originally by: Taedrin Edited by: Taedrin on 20/06/2008 21:34:38
624|\|73|), |3|_|7 3\/32`/ 71|\/|3 `/0|_| 72`/ 70 7`/|>3, 17 (0|\/|35 0|_|7 1|\| 13375|>34|<, 70 |\/|47(|-| `/0|_|2 |\/|4|) 5|<|115!!!!!!!one!!!!!Eleventy1!!!
damn, i had to use a translator on that, surprised it actually came out as words!
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Helen Hunts
Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.23 18:37:00 -
[433]
Originally by: cr34t1v3
Originally by: Taedrin on 20/06/2008 21:34:38
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damn, i had to use a translator on that, surprised it actually came out as words!
And you didn't bother to post the translation
Originally by: Tamia Clant I wish EVE-Online was more awesome than it already is.
EVE is now so mind-blowing that it qualifies as a drug in 3 countries. Unfortunatly, demand is now so high that you are unable to even download a patch, much less actually log in.
I wish more people understood (and practiced) the concept "Shut up and listen". _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.06.23 19:48:00 -
[434]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish more people understood (and practiced) the concept "Shut up and listen".
Everyone obeys simaltaneously, and this policy is enforced worldwide by armed Haruhiists - penalty for speaking is getting your head cut off then being forced to run a marathon backwards.
Failure to do the latter results in surprise buttseks by this guy.
I wish there was a 128 Gig flash card for the PsP that was affordable to me, who does not care for the livelyhoods of anyone that does not directly or indrectly affect him.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Helen Hunts
Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.23 21:07:00 -
[435]
Originally by: Kirjava I wish there was a 128 Gig flash card for the PsP that was affordable to me, who does not care for the livelyhoods of anyone that does not directly or indrectly affect him.
Granted. The card works great. Unfortunatly, all your current games and save files are not compatible with the new card, resulting in the total loss of all your previous saves and then inability to make new saves.
I wish that I had the ability to selectively 'turn people off' momentarily (with no side effects), at will, with no debilitating trauma/pain/expense (including financial) cost to me. (Look Ma! A snooze button!)
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Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.23 21:38:00 -
[436]
Originally by: Helen Hunts [ I wish that I had the ability to selectively 'turn people off' momentarily (with no side effects), at will, with no debilitating trauma/pain/expense (including financial) cost to me. (Look Ma! A snooze button!)
Done, however you get perminantly turned off the first time you try it too. Because your mind is effectively "off" you effectively feel no pain, and your body is fully intact. Nor does it cost you a financial penny.
I wish I owned one of the computers on the EVE store with one of the caldari skins. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
Jenny Spitfire
LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2008.06.23 21:57:00 -
[437]
Garanted but you habe Eve comupoeters with yuor own skin.
I wish I am as smaert like evearyone on foarums. --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria!
Go vote! Put voice for silent majority. LOVE PVP, HATE grief |
Helen Hunts
Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.23 22:28:00 -
[438]
Originally by: DubanFP I wish I owned one of the computers on the EVE store with one of the caldari skins.
Granted. Your new EVE case comes with a free, non-removable 180watt power supply for your convenience. At least it looks better than the pictures in the store. Enjoy.
Jenny: Granted. Your lobotomy is scheduled for 6am tomorrow. (What are we on now? Jenny Mk. 6?)
I wish I fully understood quantum physics. (Without my head/brain exploding or going insane, mind you) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
Gabrialle
Sunspot Requisitions Worlds End Consortium
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Posted - 2008.06.24 19:39:00 -
[439]
Granted but your knowledge causes a rip in the space time continuum that tears you inside out back to front and cross ways.
I wish i were playing eve instead of posting on EvE-O
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Nachshon
17th Minmatar Tactical Wing
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Posted - 2008.06.24 21:02:00 -
[440]
Originally by: Gabrialle Granted but your knowledge causes a rip in the space time continuum that tears you inside out back to front and cross ways.
I wish i were playing eve instead of posting on EvE-O
Granted. Goonswarm just wardecced your corp for fun.
I wish I could fly Jovian warships. ____________________________________ Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship.
The True Meaning of Freedom
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Suze'Rain
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Posted - 2008.06.25 00:44:00 -
[441]
Originally by: Nachshon
I wish I could fly Jovian warships.
Granted. you can fly all the jovian ships. Good luck finding any however...
I wish I had five pounds given to me for every time this thread raises from the grave.
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edtheshed
Most Wanted INC G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.06.25 15:48:00 -
[442]
Originally by: Suze'Rain
I wish I had five pounds given to me for every time this thread raises from the grave.
granted, but this thread doesn't die ever
i wish i had a brand new faultless american made fender jazz bass and new faultless markbass amp, and that i don't lose any ability to play it, and don't become deaf.
haha come up with a downside for that.
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DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.25 15:56:00 -
[443]
Originally by: edtheshed
i wish i had a brand new faultless american made fender jazz bass and new faultless markbass amp, and that i don't lose any ability to play it, and don't become deaf.
haha come up with a downside for that.
Done. However it is made for the American outlet system if you're European, or the European outlet system if you're American. You have no place to plug it in on this continent. Enjoy spending craploads of cash per plane ticket just to play your bass for a couple days before having to return home.
I wish I could think of a half decent wish to go with my corruptions. I just like crushing other people's wishes . _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
Rebal 88
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.25 16:26:00 -
[444]
granted the decent wish you think if just gets crushed like all the rest.
I wish I was a god.
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.06.25 17:22:00 -
[445]
Originally by: Rebal 88 granted the decent wish you think if just gets crushed like all the rest.
I wish I was a god.
Granted. She is not amused with you. Run.
I wish more people would wish for obvious Haruhiistic bait.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Shinnen
Northern Intelligence
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Posted - 2008.06.25 17:40:00 -
[446]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Rebal 88 granted the decent wish you think if just gets crushed like all the rest.
I wish I was a god.
Granted. She is not amused with you. Run.
I wish more people would wish for obvious Haruhiistic bait.
Granted but no one has a clue what Haruhiistic is.
I wish I was able to control the weather
PROUD TO BE IN THE MATARI MILITIA |
Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.06.25 18:04:00 -
[447]
Originally by: Shinnen
Granted but no one has a clue what Haruhiistic is. I wish I was able to control the weather
Haruhiistic is any subject which interests the ignorant goddess Haruhi.
It is perhaps ironic that weather control is indeed a topic of Haruhiistic perversion of all good scifi [insert link here when I find the scene on it].
You have now granted my wish of more Haruhiistic based material to corrupt, your wish is corrupted via previous failage.
I wish for a peanut butter sandwich.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Nachshon
17th Minmatar Tactical Wing
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Posted - 2008.06.25 19:04:00 -
[448]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Shinnen
Granted but no one has a clue what Haruhiistic is. I wish I was able to control the weather
Haruhiistic is any subject which interests the ignorant goddess Haruhi.
It is perhaps ironic that weather control is indeed a topic of Haruhiistic perversion of all good scifi [insert link here when I find the scene on it].
You have now granted my wish of more Haruhiistic based material to corrupt, your wish is corrupted via previous failage.
I wish for a peanut butter sandwich.
Granted. You are also allergic to peanuts.
I wish I had telekinesis. ____________________________________ Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship.
The True Meaning of Freedom
My v |
ceyriot
Entropians on Vacation
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Posted - 2008.06.25 23:11:00 -
[449]
Edited by: ceyriot on 25/06/2008 23:15:31
Originally by: Nachshon I wish I had telekinesis.
Granted - you try to use your newfound powers on Chuck Norris but your head implodes.
I wish I could look at people ships in eve and they would explode - no concord, and explosion would like like this
Faction Store - Killboard |
Shinnen
Northern Intelligence
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Posted - 2008.06.25 23:32:00 -
[450]
Originally by: ceyriot Edited by: ceyriot on 25/06/2008 23:15:31
I wish I could look at people ships in eve and they would explode - no concord, and explosion would like like this
Granted but you end up rickrolling yourself and you are hospitalised as a result of epileptic seizure.
PROUD TO BE IN THE MATARI MILITIA |
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