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Pwn4ge P4nts
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.11.24 15:37:00 -
[91]
Granted. But the eve client now wants a piece of your grandfather's soul, which was last seen in the hands of the original m0o members, held aloft in the swaying winds, during a gatecamp in Passari.
I wish I was an atombomb so I for once could go off.
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Star Gazer07
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Posted - 2007.11.27 02:49:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Pwn4ge P4nts Granted. But the eve client now wants a piece of your grandfather's soul, which was last seen in the hands of the original m0o members, held aloft in the swaying winds, during a gatecamp in Passari.
I wish I was an atombomb so I for once could go off.
Done but you explode behind jupiter. Noone ever knows it happened. Also since you were vaporized instantly you die without ever seeng anything of your own demise. Not even a flash of light.
I wish I was such a good martial artist that I would have to kill a small army before I even broke a sweat.
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Culmen
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2007.11.27 05:19:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Star Gazer07
Done but you explode behind jupiter. Noone ever knows it happened. Also since you were vaporized instantly you die without ever seeng anything of your own demise. Not even a flash of light.
I wish I was such a good martial artist that I would have to kill a small army before I even broke a sweat.
you could kill the army if you got close enough too bad they all got guns
I wish i had more time to play eve, rather then forum whoring _____________________________________________________
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Nex Angelus
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.11.27 17:13:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Culmen
I wish i had more time to play eve, rather then forum whoring
Granted. You're fired - and thus can't afford to pay the sub.
I wish Caldari ships were a little better in PvP
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Star Gazer07
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Posted - 2007.11.29 05:21:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Nex Angelus
I wish Caldari ships were a little better in PvP
Done, all caldari ships get a .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% boost to damage.
I wish I was invisible enough to get close to any army.
Why vote for the lesser of the two evils? VOTE EVIL SQUID TODAY! |
Lord Viathan
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.11.29 05:32:00 -
[96]
Edited by: Lord Viathan on 29/11/2007 05:35:51
Originally by: Star Gazer07
Originally by: Nex Angelus
I wish Caldari ships were a little better in PvP
Done, all caldari ships get a .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% boost to damage.
I wish I was invisible enough to get close to any army.
GRANTED - but you were killed while crossing the road by a truck that didn't see you before you got to the army
I wish I could morph at will to look and sound like anyone I wanted.
------------------------------------------------ Only When you forget you are human, will you remember; You are a god.
WWMD - What Would Mal Do? |
flaming phantom
Minmatar Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2007.11.29 06:35:00 -
[97]
Edited by: flaming phantom on 29/11/2007 06:34:50 granted, but then you turn into a nerd and have no friends
i wish i could have a vagabond with 8 turret slots
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.19 06:28:00 -
[98]
Granted, but it's speed is reduced by 90%, shield and armor stripped, and you are not allowed to eject from it.
I wish I had a Chimera
Dare you Defy me?!
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.01.19 12:49:00 -
[99]
you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread.
I wish the thread would now die.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2008.01.19 12:53:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Suze'Rain you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread.
I wish the thread would now die.
But since it is fun to read through many will keep it alive!
I wish reality was my plaything controlled by my subconscious mind....
~Nyron
Originally by: Minerva Vulcan But poor victimized Ulf...I weep lavender scented tears for you.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2008.01.19 15:49:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Suze'Rain you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread.
I wish the thread would now die.
But since it is fun to read through many will keep it alive!
I wish reality was my plaything controlled by my subconscious mind....
Granted you now have a scat fetish
I wish my wishes were negotiated by the finest of lawyers who are always available and will spot and eliminate any corruption 100% of the time in mere seconds for no cost so that maximum fun is achieved with 0% corruption
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Leilani Solaris
Gallente Malevolent Intervention
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Posted - 2008.01.19 17:52:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Suze'Rain you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread.
I wish the thread would now die.
But since it is fun to read through many will keep it alive!
I wish reality was my plaything controlled by my subconscious mind....
Granted you now have a scat fetish
I wish my wishes were negotiated by the finest of lawyers who are always available and will spot and eliminate any corruption 100% of the time in mere seconds for no cost so that maximum fun is achieved with 0% corruption
But lawyers are only human and can die at the most impromptu times, You'd be much better off with a robot lawyer.
I wish i had BALLS OF STEEEEL!
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Ryan Scouse'UK
omen. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.01.19 18:45:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Suze'Rain you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread.
I wish the thread would now die.
But since it is fun to read through many will keep it alive!
I wish reality was my plaything controlled by my subconscious mind....
Granted you now have a scat fetish
I wish my wishes were negotiated by the finest of lawyers who are always available and will spot and eliminate any corruption 100% of the time in mere seconds for no cost so that maximum fun is achieved with 0% corruption
But lawyers are only human and can die at the most impromptu times, You'd be much better off with a robot lawyer.
I wish i had BALLS OF STEEEEL!
Granted, but then you never have any fruit juice to slap over the ladys instead you would have to blow it out of ur A'ss.
I wish, I had god like powers in human form to bend the will of any other human on the planet to my demands.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2008.01.19 18:48:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK
Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Kirjava
Originally by: Suze'Rain you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread.
I wish the thread would now die.
But since it is fun to read through many will keep it alive!
I wish reality was my plaything controlled by my subconscious mind....
Granted you now have a scat fetish
I wish my wishes were negotiated by the finest of lawyers who are always available and will spot and eliminate any corruption 100% of the time in mere seconds for no cost so that maximum fun is achieved with 0% corruption
But lawyers are only human and can die at the most impromptu times, You'd be much better off with a robot lawyer.
I wish i had BALLS OF STEEEEL!
Granted, but then you never have any fruit juice to slap over the ladys instead you would have to blow it out of ur A'ss.
I wish, I had god like powers in human form to bend the will of any other human on the planet to my demands.
Granted but you are now autistic
I wish my co-workers spoke english
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Doctor Fruitloop
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Posted - 2008.01.19 20:42:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin I wish my co-workers spoke english
Your coworkers now speak engrish at such a bastardised level you truely feel you are doing a disservice to the world by not sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalalala".
I wish I could fly on wings attached to my back that people would not notice unless I wished it, hence bypassing any religious fanatacism.
Originally by: me bored The only bad thing about pokemon is what a frustratingly terrible trainer ash is. Can you believe that he actually tried to use a caterpie to catch a flying type pokemon? What a noob. |
Arvald
Caldari Devilish Intentinos
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Posted - 2008.01.20 00:46:00 -
[106]
Originally by: Doctor Fruitloop
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin I wish my co-workers spoke english
Your coworkers now speak engrish at such a bastardised level you truely feel you are doing a disservice to the world by not sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalalala".
I wish I could fly on wings attached to my back that people would not notice unless I wished it, hence bypassing any religious fanatacism.
granted, but they fall off the first time you try to fly
i wish i was a lumberjack
Originally by: Richard Phallus
go and get someone to take a golf club and take a good swing at your nuts by surprise when you walk into a dark room some time. This will prepare you for eve's pvp
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.20 03:13:00 -
[107]
Granted, you now sleep all night and work all day, EVE is no logner a concern to you.
I wish I had a Chimera that would help me take over the WORLD!
Dare you Defy me?!
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Sethose Olderon
The Sigma Legion
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Posted - 2008.01.20 03:16:00 -
[108]
Granted, but your Chimera has not teeth or claws reducing to a freak show attraction.
I wish that any time I wanted to buy something, all I had to do was reach into my pocket and I would always have the exact change.
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Drake Arson
Minmatar The Space BorderLine
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Posted - 2008.01.20 03:20:00 -
[109]
Granted, but your pocket becomes a phenomina, and when someone asks you for -5$, and your hand slips into a Black hole and pulls you in outside in.
I wish I had a Chimera with Teeth and Claws.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Gikanzin
Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.20 04:38:00 -
[110]
Granted, but knowing that your Chimera now have the to maintain the claws by clipping and also dental maintenance through either brushing or some pet care products will convert the true nature of the ship into the price of a minmatar shuttle.
I wish I know my true purpose in life.
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Rikeka
Amarr Eye of God Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.01.20 05:02:00 -
[111]
Granted, but then what would be the point of living it?
I wish a Zealot BPO.
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2008.01.20 07:34:00 -
[112]
Originally by: Rikeka Granted, but then what would be the point of living it?
I wish a Zealot BPO.
granted but your wish makes no sense so it is null and void
I wish g*****wasn't censored
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Arvald
Caldari Devilish Intentinos
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Posted - 2008.01.20 07:35:00 -
[113]
Edited by: Arvald on 20/01/2008 07:36:23 Edited by: Arvald on 20/01/2008 07:35:47 granted but now the word no longer exists
i wish that i didn't have to sleep all night so tha ti can play eve because im a lumberjack
Originally by: Richard Phallus
go and get someone to take a golf club and take a good swing at your nuts by surprise when you walk into a dark room some time. This will prepare you for eve's pvp
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2008.01.20 09:00:00 -
[114]
Edited by: Marcus TheMartin on 20/01/2008 09:00:08
Originally by: Arvald Edited by: Arvald on 20/01/2008 07:36:23 Edited by: Arvald on 20/01/2008 07:35:47 granted but now the word no longer exists
i wish that i didn't have to sleep all night so tha ti can play eve because im a lumberjack
granted your body shuts down as it is full of gunk
I wish for the best non corruptable wish
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Vikarion
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.01.20 09:27:00 -
[115]
Quote: I wish for the best non corruptable wish
Granted. Since nothing you could wish for is uncorruptable, you get your wish: nothing.
I wish for more coffee. --------
I use CrumpleCorn(tm) Sigs, because they (and he) are awesome! |
Rawr Cristina
Caldari Cult of Rawr
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Posted - 2008.01.20 09:30:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Vikarion
I wish for more coffee.
Granted: but you get slightly more than you might have expected and die from a caffeine overdose
I wish I would actually get my long-promised payrise
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Doctor Fruitloop
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Posted - 2008.01.20 09:33:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Originally by: Vikarion
I wish for more coffee.
Granted: but you get slightly more than you might have expected and die from a caffeine overdose
I wish I would actually get my long-promised payrise
You get your payrise, however due to the credit crunch inflation is rampant and you were technicaly getting more breadmoney with the lower paycheck and more stable econemy.
I wish I had a gentetic sample of George W Bush and a chimp and a genetic analyist team to finaly prove conclusivly that there is no genetic difference.
Originally by: me bored The only bad thing about pokemon is what a frustratingly terrible trainer ash is. Can you believe that he actually tried to use a caterpie to catch a flying type pokemon? What a noob. |
Stabr0s
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Posted - 2008.01.20 09:58:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Doctor Fruitloop
I wish I had a gentetic sample of George W Bush and a chimp and a genetic analyist team to finaly prove conclusivly that there is no genetic difference.
A perfect match is generated. Equal Right activists petition for Chimps to be treated fairly. Next US president is a chimp.
I wish we lived on the moon
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Gikanzin
Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire
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Posted - 2008.01.20 10:42:00 -
[119]
Your wish is my command. After landing of the moon and removing the suit which gives you life on a lifeless planet, you suddenly died due to lack of common sense for removing your helmet in the first place when you know perfectly you need oxygen to breathe.
I wish I was a moon.
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Kirjava
Lothian Quay Industries Zzz
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Posted - 2008.01.20 10:47:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Gikanzin I wish I was a moon.
Your wish is granted - you are now that moon and must deal with the ****ty consequences.
I wish I could play the original Eve just after Beta and experience it's forgotten ritchness.
~Nyron
Originally by: Minerva Vulcan But poor victimized Ulf...I weep lavender scented tears for you.
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