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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.02.11 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen I wish i wasn't a conscript
You are now the clone of a conscript so as to increase my units.
I wish I had that kilo of antimatter in a container that I could open, when I wanted to, only I could and it was not inside me. I can also contain particles individualy without the whole lot blowing up unless I want to.
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Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.11 17:58:00 -
[242]
Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had that kilo of antimatter in a container that I could open, when I wanted to, only I could and it was not inside me. I can also contain particles individualy without the whole lot blowing up unless I want to.
Granted. Unfortunatly, you and the container are now out in deep space. You'll have a hard time finding much normal matter to mix with the antimatter, but such is life.
I wish the voices in my head could at least agree on what to put on a pizza. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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Imree Ixni
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.02.11 20:14:00 -
[243]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had that kilo of antimatter in a container that I could open, when I wanted to, only I could and it was not inside me. I can also contain particles individualy without the whole lot blowing up unless I want to.
Granted. Unfortunatly, you and the container are now out in deep space. You'll have a hard time finding much normal matter to mix with the antimatter, but such is life.
I wish the voices in my head could at least agree on what to put on a pizza.
Granted. Unfortunately they all agree on tofu and squid.
I wish I could go back in time and hand my 18 year old self a list entitled "Stupid things you shouldn't do". And detailed information on the stock market from that date to the present.
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xOm3gAx
Caldari Stain of Mind
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Posted - 2008.02.11 20:25:00 -
[244]
Originally by: Imree Ixni
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had that kilo of antimatter in a container that I could open, when I wanted to, only I could and it was not inside me. I can also contain particles individualy without the whole lot blowing up unless I want to.
Granted. Unfortunatly, you and the container are now out in deep space. You'll have a hard time finding much normal matter to mix with the antimatter, but such is life.
I wish the voices in my head could at least agree on what to put on a pizza.
Granted. Unfortunately they all agree on tofu and squid.
I wish I could go back in time and hand my 18 year old self a list entitled "Stupid things you shouldn't do". And detailed information on the stock market from that date to the present.
granted but you forgot your list and while trying to explain to your past self what you shouldn't do you accidentally touched yourself thus removing yourself from existence.
I wish i were a god.
Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights.
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Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.11 20:32:00 -
[245]
Edited by: Helen Hunts on 11/02/2008 20:36:50
Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish I could go back in time and hand my 18 year old self a list entitled "Stupid things you shouldn't do". And detailed information on the stock market from that date to the present.
Granted. Unfortunatly, your 18-year self manages to pass the whole experience off as a gag and/or good/bad booze/drugs and throws the list away. On a side note, your old garbage collector is now worth several billion.
Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish I was a god
Granted. You are now the god of landfills and cesspits. Enjoy!
I wish I had direct neural-net access to the internet with complete firewall and anti-virus protections.
EDIT: Dang interruptions at work cutting into my forum-surfing time. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.02.12 01:13:00 -
[246]
Granted, but you accidentaly download Norton 2007 and a Spam loaded Screen saver and us now being Smacked around by Adds that pop up in your brain that says, "Buy me!"
I wish i had that Hulk all readdy.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Last Wolf
Templars of Space
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Posted - 2008.02.12 02:36:00 -
[247]
Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but you accidentaly download Norton 2007 and a Spam loaded Screen saver and us now being Smacked around by Adds that pop up in your brain that says, "Buy me!"
I wish i had that Hulk all readdy.
Granted, But because you rushed it they only had time to put in a 1m^3 cargo bay.
I wish for a paradox
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Imree Ixni
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.02.12 13:19:00 -
[248]
Originally by: Last Wolf
Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but you accidentaly download Norton 2007 and a Spam loaded Screen saver and us now being Smacked around by Adds that pop up in your brain that says, "Buy me!"
I wish i had that Hulk all readdy.
Granted, But because you rushed it they only had time to put in a 1m^3 cargo bay.
I wish for a paradox
Granted. You now have identical twin physicians living with you.
I wish I had a pet squirrel who could tap dance.
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Cult of Rawr
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Posted - 2008.02.12 13:28:00 -
[249]
Originally by: Imree Ixni
I wish I had a pet squirrel who could tap dance.
Your pet squirrel can sing and dance and do for you whatever you desire. Unfortunately it is a short lived visit as you are soon 'visited' by his former owners who have come to take him away from you and make you 'forget'
I wish I could avoid going to work today and not get fired for it
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.12 14:36:00 -
[250]
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
I wish I could avoid going to work today and not get fired for it
Granted. you can now avoid going to work every day, and will never get fired... you're now an art student.
I wish my bank balance was'nt in the red...
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xOm3gAx
Caldari Stain of Mind
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Posted - 2008.02.12 18:51:00 -
[251]
Originally by: Suze'Rain
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
I wish I could avoid going to work today and not get fired for it
Granted. you can now avoid going to work every day, and will never get fired... you're now an art student.
I wish my bank balance was'nt in the red...
Granted. It is now in the green with 1trillion dollars in it. Unfortunatly the sudden change caused teh authorities to "lockdown" your account and you cannot take funds from it.
I wish i was evil incarnate
Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights.
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Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.02.12 19:11:00 -
[252]
Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish i was evil incarnate
You join the Church of Scientology.
I wish I could slap people through the monitor. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.02.12 19:29:00 -
[253]
Originally by: Orgos Khenn
Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish i was evil incarnate
You join the Church of Scientology.
I wish I could slap people through the monitor.
Granted. you discover that only the powerful science of L.Ron Hubbard's teachings (aided by generous donations weekly) will allow you to slap people.
I wish that I could find where I put sewing needles before stepping on the damn things...
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Last Wolf
Templars of Space
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Posted - 2008.02.12 19:42:00 -
[254]
Originally by: Suze'Rain
Originally by: Orgos Khenn
Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish i was evil incarnate
You join the Church of Scientology.
I wish I could slap people through the monitor.
Granted. you discover that only the powerful science of L.Ron Hubbard's teachings (aided by generous donations weekly) will allow you to slap people.
I wish that I could find where I put sewing needles before stepping on the damn things...
Granted, you now find them after you sit on them.
I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards.
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Anwylyd Al'Vos
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.02.12 19:59:00 -
[255]
Originally by: Last Wolf
Granted, you now find them after you sit on them.
I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards.
Granted: but it only has a 5mw bandwidth...
I wish I could work from home. _ . - Justice, Mercy, and Faith My views are my own and do not necessarily reflect those of Electus Matari. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.02.12 20:00:00 -
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Originally by: Last Wolf I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards.
And risk my reputation for some lousy 15-20B? I think not. Sorry.
Secure 3rd party service ■ Do you Veldspar? |
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xOm3gAx
Caldari Stain of Mind
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Posted - 2008.02.12 20:03:00 -
[257]
Originally by: Anwylyd Al'Vos
Originally by: Last Wolf
Granted, you now find them after you sit on them.
I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards.
Granted: but it only has a 5mw bandwidth...
I wish I could work from home.
Granted unfortunately your home burns to the ground and you are fired.
I wish i were death.
Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights.
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Cult of Rawr
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Posted - 2008.02.12 23:40:00 -
[258]
Originally by: Chribba
Originally by: Last Wolf I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards.
And risk my reputation for some lousy 15-20B? I think not. Sorry.
Hi Chribbabot
Chribba
Veldspar
Veldnaught
Jita
Amarr
EVE-Files
Mining
...I'll give it 5 minutes
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Imree Ixni
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.02.13 02:19:00 -
[259]
Originally by: xOm3gAx
Originally by: Anwylyd Al'Vos
Originally by: Last Wolf
Granted, you now find them after you sit on them.
I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards.
Granted: but it only has a 5mw bandwidth...
I wish I could work from home.
Granted unfortunately your home burns to the ground and you are fired.
I wish i were death.
Granted. Shortly after you become Death several amazing breakthroughs in technology allow humans to become immortal. You spend the next billion years or so sitting around playing cards with War Famine and Pestilence, talking about how bored you are and how you really wish you could meet some girls.
I wish I had a magical version of Word that would write best selling novels on its own, and I could publish them under my name.
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Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.13 03:01:00 -
[260]
Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish I had a magical version of Word that would write best selling novels on its own, and I could publish them under my name.
Granted. Just before the first book is finished, a power surge fries everything. There are no backups.
/me sings. "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..."
hey, wait a minute _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
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xOm3gAx
Caldari Stain of Mind
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Posted - 2008.02.13 04:09:00 -
[261]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish I had a magical version of Word that would write best selling novels on its own, and I could publish them under my name.
Granted. Just before the first book is finished, a power surge fries everything. There are no backups.
/me sings. "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..."
hey, wait a minute
Granted. The minute becomes longer. You become impatient and walk away from your computer. Later wishing you looked for this message because if u did and got me ingame id give u 100million iskies. =-)
I wish i had 100billion isk.
Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights.
[url="http://myeve.eve-online.co |
Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.13 04:29:00 -
[262]
Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish i had 100billion isk.
Granted. Unfortunatly, you are stuck in a pod somewhere that looks suspiciously like Azarnoff (WoW) where nobody has ever heard of ISK, but will happily sell you things for gold.
I wish I had a few hours alone with our universe's souce code and a quick re-compile. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.13 15:16:00 -
[263]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish I had a few hours alone with our universe's souce code and a quick re-compile.
Granted, but you accidently include a bug that removes yourself from existance.
I wish anyone who responds to this wish would suffer a fate a billion times worse then the most horrible death imaginable. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Helen Hunts
Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.02.13 22:00:00 -
[264]
Originally by: DubanFP I wish anyone who responds to this wish would suffer a fate a billion times worse then the most horrible death imaginable.
Granted. You're joining me though.
I wish I had a 'GM/Dev powers' button I could use in-game once a week. (Without getting caught, mind you) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
xOm3gAx
Caldari Stain of Mind
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Posted - 2008.02.13 22:16:00 -
[265]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: DubanFP I wish anyone who responds to this wish would suffer a fate a billion times worse then the most horrible death imaginable.
Granted. You're joining me though.
I wish I had a 'GM/Dev powers' button I could use in-game once a week. (Without getting caught, mind you)
Granted. But the button is bugged and removes your boot.ini, cmd.exe, explorer.exe and all versions / varients of directx / wine etc.
I wish i was Tomb for a day.
Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights.
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.13 23:28:00 -
[266]
Originally by: xOm3gAx
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: DubanFP I wish anyone who responds to this wish would suffer a fate a billion times worse then the most horrible death imaginable.
Granted. You're joining me though.
I wish I had a 'GM/Dev powers' button I could use in-game once a week. (Without getting caught, mind you)
Granted. But the button is bugged and removes your boot.ini, cmd.exe, explorer.exe and all versions / varients of directx / wine etc.
I wish i was Tomb for a day.
Done, you're put in a tomb for a day, buried under tons of concrete. After 24 hours they realize the mistake and your corpse is then moved to a more budgeted slot.
I wish I owned a super-computer. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Lui Kai
Phoenix Aeronautics
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Posted - 2008.02.14 01:26:00 -
[267]
Originally by: DubanFP
Done, you're put in a tomb for a day, buried under tons of concrete. After 24 hours they realize the mistake and your corpse is then moved to a more budgeted slot.
I wish I owned a super-computer.
Granted. However the "reasonable monthly payment" bills soon arrive, forcing you to declare bankruptcy. The repo man arrives, taking said super-computer, along with your regular variety boxes to make up the interest.
I wish I had a monkey. ----------------
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.02.15 23:49:00 -
[268]
Granted, but animal Rights Associats (ARA) finds you guilty of beastiality.
I wish the world was flat.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Sgt Blade
An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.02.16 02:45:00 -
[269]
Edited by: Sgt Blade on 16/02/2008 02:47:17
Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but animal Rights Associats (ARA) finds you guilty of beastiality.
I wish the world was flat.
Granted, but now you can't go on a "around the world luxury 5-Star cruise" to escape your uneventful, normal life, stuck in a dead end job with the woman you didn't marry those 20 years ago.
I wish that I would not need sleep ever again
Hypnotic Pelvic Thrusting Level 5 |
DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.02.16 03:06:00 -
[270]
Originally by: Sgt Blade I wish that I would not need sleep ever again
You get killed by a rockslide. You no longer need sleep in your newly aquired "Dead" condition.
I wish I had a major part in the Stargate franchise. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
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