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Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.03.20 02:21:00 - [1] Allright folks! I broguh this over from another forum from a diffrent game I play. this is how you play. i will start it off. What you do is, Someone will make a wish, and wish at all, and the next poster must make a counter post that make the other posters wish seem like a not so good idea. Keep it clean, and HAVE FUN! I wish I had a Dreadnought. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
Damien Smith Turbulent	Posted - 2007.03.20 02:23:00 - [2] But it has no drone bay and can only use mining lasers. I want cloaked ships to not show up in local. ----- My sparkly tinfoil hat is extremely distracting, and makes my eyes bleed. -Conuion Meow ([email protected]) Join channel 'Turby' or die! (bring pie) Actually... no, it was teh sig. I'm wearing tinfoil goggles already. -Teh Meow
Lord MuffloN Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.03.20 02:28:00 - [3] Originally by: Damien Smith But it has no drone bay and can only use mining lasers. I want cloaked ships to not show up in local. Allright, but your can be scanned out and killed, since you can't cloak while not in local. I want a Veldnaught.
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.20 02:43:00 - [4] But it has a 1m3 cargo bay. I want a tachikoma. --23 Member-- EVE-Trance Radio--The EVE Textboard
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.03.20 02:49:00 - [5] It randomly combusts and explodes in our face. I wan't a Dreadnought with a drone bay. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
jbob2000 Gallente KIA Corp KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.20 02:55:00 - [6] But then it won't have enough room for the hyperspace flux inhibitor, thus resulting in the phase variance from the electromagnetic field coil inducer to deviate from the median. I wish I had an electromagnetic field coil inducer which didn't deviate from the median. ________________________________ KIA Recruitment
Genarus	Posted - 2007.03.20 02:59:00 - [7] But it will fry on you if you take a shower with it I want Naglfar witch can own all the other dreadnoughts =P
Dark Shikari Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion	Posted - 2007.03.20 03:00:00 - [8] Edited by: Dark Shikari on 20/03/2007 03:02:35 Originally by: Genarus But it will fry on you if you take a shower with it I want Naglfar witch can own all the other dreadnoughts =P But the node lags out, and you run out of cap because your capital shield booster can't run continuously. I want one of those awesome mobile suits with those giant laser beams. --23 Member-- EVE-Trance Radio--The EVE Textboard
jbob2000 Gallente KIA Corp KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.20 03:02:00 - [9] ^^ wish? ________________________________ KIA Recruitment
Curzon Dax Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2007.03.20 03:11:00 - [10] Originally by: Dark Shikari Edited by: Dark Shikari on 20/03/2007 03:02:35 Originally by: Genarus But it will fry on you if you take a shower with it I want Naglfar witch can own all the other dreadnoughts =P But the node lags out, and you run out of cap because your capital shield booster can't run continuously. I want one of those awesome mobile suits with those giant laser beams. But it costs 5 billion ISK, can't be insured, and getting hit by a projectile insta-kills you. I wish people would stop waving their epeens around in local during/before/after PvP.

Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.03.20 03:12:00 - [11] Edited by: Drake Arson on 20/03/2007 03:09:40 One thign I forgot to say earlier, If you post without a wish, You die! But, To be nice I will let this slip. Granted, but a Meteor goign at the speed oflight slams through your helmet. I wish I knew what jbob2000 meant with my last wish. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
jbob2000 Gallente KIA Corp KIA Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.20 03:26:00 - [12] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish I knew what jbob2000 meant with my last wish. But then your head would explode. I wish I could change my character's name. (it doesn't mean anything, I came up with it when i was 12 years old, joined eve when I was 13 and didn't have the brains to use a REAL name. WTB real name, will trade anything including my left testicle) ________________________________ KIA Recruitment
Alvar Ursidae Amarr Militis Fortuna	Posted - 2007.03.20 03:41:00 - [13] Granted, but the only name you can have is: Backdoor Bob, the unclean! I wish that I had kill rights on everybody. -=services ò eve-stuff =-
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.03.20 03:48:00 - [14] Granted, but you shoot CONCORD instead and is now in a Egg that everyone else has Killrights too. I wish I had a billion isk. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
Austinus	Posted - 2007.03.20 03:52:00 - [15] but when you get that billion isk CCP decides you are being refunded every ship you lost and you're now at -1,000,000,000 isk and cant do anything i wish i had access to jove space
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.03.20 03:59:00 - [16] Granted, but the Jovians think you have there genetic disease and shoot you on site. I wish I had something to Hit genarus with. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
Gyrolion Blade	Posted - 2007.03.20 06:31:00 - [17] All your guns vaporized when you left the station and got shot I wish I had a working hard drive in my computer
Alvar Ursidae Amarr Militis Fortuna	Posted - 2007.03.20 06:47:00 - [18] Granted, but it fills so fast from spam on the internet, that you get arrested as being suspected of making ALL the spam on the internet, and go to jail and share a cell with a guy you think is called Ben, Ben Dover. I wish I had the patience to mine.
Hesed Hamartia.	Posted - 2007.03.20 08:29:00 - [19] Granted, but training Patience Lvl V causes you to engage in advanced academic pursuits which innevitably cause you to be entirely too useful to everyone around you. The summary loss of time results in you being too busy to play EVE. I wish I could recognize the solutions to my own problems instead of just other people's.
Gyrolion Blade Caldari VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Galactic-Federation	Posted - 2007.03.20 09:16:00 - [20] Granted, But as soon as you recognized your own problems you prefer to go suicide because other people problems where less troublesome then your own. I wish I could go home and play eve instead of biegn on school doing some drawings and stuff. -Please sign my sig devs!

Pwn4ge P4nts Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.03.20 13:31:00 - [21] But you cant go home cause you are an orphan! Doh. I wish I has a flavor.
Austinus	Posted - 2007.03.20 14:00:00 - [22] Originally by: Pwn4ge P4nts But you cant go home cause you are an orphan! Doh. I wish I has a flavor. tahh dahh! but it tastes like apple so people think you're pie and eat you or worse i wish i could fly any ship in eve
Miss Anthropy School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2007.03.20 14:01:00 - [23] Originally by: Austinus Originally by: Pwn4ge P4nts But you cant go home cause you are an orphan! Doh. I wish I has a flavor. tahh dahh! but it tastes like apple so people think you're pie and eat you or worse i wish i could fly any ship in eve You can, but as you have no money at all from an EVE contract scam, you can only afford to fit an Ibis. I wish my cat wouldn't pee on my floor.
Leilani Solaris Gallente 0utbreak	Posted - 2007.03.20 14:19:00 - [24] But the cat is just giving you something to do so you don't get lazy and fat. I want a three legged horse which baas like a sheep. Outbreak Killboard
Miss Anthropy School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2007.03.20 14:23:00 - [25] Originally by: Leilani Solaris But the cat is just giving you something to do so you don't get lazy and fat. I want a three legged horse which baas like a sheep. You get your three legged horse but after two weeks the police arrest you for beastiality after discovering an orgy of evidence against you. I wish I owned my own POS.
Austinus	Posted - 2007.03.20 14:38:00 - [26] Edited by: Austinus on 20/03/2007 14:34:58 I wish I owned my own POS. you get your POS but the fuel and starbase charters are so expensive you have to start selling off the attachments untill you're left with an offline tower that gets popped by a fleet of nubs in velators and ibis i wish pot was legal in the US
Austinus	Posted - 2007.03.20 14:39:00 - [27] Originally by: Austinus Edited by: Austinus on 20/03/2007 14:34:58 I wish I owned my own POS. you get your POS but the fuel and starbase charters are so expensive you have to start selling off the attachments untill you're left with an offline tower that gets popped by a fleet of nubs in velators and ibis i wish pot was legal in the US
Kayanai	Posted - 2007.03.20 15:28:00 - [28] Originally by: Austinus Edited by: Austinus on 20/03/2007 14:34:58 I wish I owned my own POS. you get your POS but the fuel and starbase charters are so expensive you have to start selling off the attachments untill you're left with an offline tower that gets popped by a fleet of nubs in velators and ibis i wish pot was legal in the US But everyone starts smoking it and there is none left in 2 days. I wish i had all the knowledge of the world. Kay --- Sig missing......
tern endings	Posted - 2007.03.20 15:32:00 - [29] Edited by: tern endings on 20/03/2007 15:34:40 I wish i had all the knowledge of the world. Kay granted: but your brain exploads from overload because all the pot that would have mellowed it out got smoked in two days i wish i could train more then one char per acct at once
Gindar Privateers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.20 15:56:00 - [30] Quote: i wish i could train more then one char per acct at once granted, but then you become discombobulated by multi-tasking the 2 characters. you end up having to buy a new computer to control both at the same time, and it slows you down so much that it is too dangerous for you to fly all those spaceships and you must remain perma-docked, per order of concord. i wish i had the perfect job. Sig removed does not contain your name, email [email protected] if you have any questions - Xorus

Daelin Blackleaf No Joy Corp Pride - Honor - Duty	Posted - 2007.03.20 17:01:00 - [31] Originally by: Gindar Quote: i wish i had the perfect job. You have it, the perfect job is doing nothing, sadly it doesn't pay very well. I wish I had more reasons to use words such as defenestration and discombobulated on a daily basis.
Daelin Blackleaf No Joy Corp Pride - Honor - Duty	Posted - 2007.03.20 17:03:00 - [32] I also wish that my text would return to the correct size... ...oooo wish granted
Austinus	Posted - 2007.03.20 20:02:00 - [33] I wish I had more reasons to use words such as defenestration and discombobulated on a daily basis. the world exploads with culture...tahh dahhh! but in the explosion you hit your head and become so discombobulated that you forever forget the english language and there's nothing for either word in sign language i wish it wasn't so ******* cold outside today
Lord MuffloN Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.03.20 20:24:00 - [34] Originally by: Austinus I wish I had more reasons to use words such as defenestration and discombobulated on a daily basis. the world exploads with culture...tahh dahhh! but in the explosion you hit your head and become so discombobulated that you forever forget the english language and there's nothing for either word in sign language i wish it wasn't so ******* cold outside today Granted, it's now 100 degrees celcius outside you. I wish for a non lagged Motsu/Saila.
Strong Badd Trogdor the Burninator Corporation	Posted - 2007.03.20 21:45:00 - [35] Originally by: Lord MuffloN Originally by: Austinus I wish I had more reasons to use words such as defenestration and discombobulated on a daily basis. the world exploads with culture...tahh dahhh! but in the explosion you hit your head and become so discombobulated that you forever forget the english language and there's nothing for either word in sign language i wish it wasn't so ******* cold outside today Granted, it's now 100 degrees celcius outside you. I wish for a non lagged Motsu/Saila. Granted. The reduced lag comes from all missions being removed from the game.
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.03.20 23:02:00 - [36] Granted, but you forgot to add a wish so you get run over by a noob jsut getting use to his Ibis. I wish I had a new computer. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
tern endings	Posted - 2007.03.21 02:53:00 - [37] Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but you forgot to add a wish so you get run over by a noob jsut getting use to his Ibis. (LMFAO) I wish I had a new computer. you get your new comp, only to find the hardware is far too advanced to run eve and you have to stop playing forever I wish there was a skill that shortened the time it took to clone jump again
Alvar Ursidae Amarr Militis Fortuna	Posted - 2007.03.21 03:32:00 - [38] You find the skill that allows you to jump clone faster and fast, only it's first jump is into the clone of a Goon fleet member, played by a 13yo boy, with fantasies about the next door neighbour's dog, 'Benjimina'. I wish I could be plugged into a 3d virtual version of eve, and actually SEE what it looks like! Fully, immersively.
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.03.21 04:34:00 - [39] Edited by: Drake Arson on 21/03/2007 04:30:26 Granted, but when you have had enough of getting blown up, you get unplugged and thrown into a fatal state of mindlock. I wish I knew what to wish for. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
MrShooter Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2007.03.21 09:32:00 - [40] Originally by: Drake Arson Edited by: Drake Arson on 21/03/2007 04:30:26 Granted, but when you have had enough of getting blown up, you get unplugged and thrown into a fatal state of mindlock. I wish I knew what to wish for. You wanted to wish for a fleet of titans to take over the universe. But unfortunately you used up your wish in order to figure out what you wanted to wish for in the first place. I wish I had a +100 attribute implant.

Gyrolion Blade Caldari VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Galactic-Federation	Posted - 2007.03.21 09:44:00 - [41] Originally by: MrShooter Originally by: Drake Arson Edited by: Drake Arson on 21/03/2007 04:30:26 Granted, but when you have had enough of getting blown up, you get unplugged and thrown into a fatal state of mindlock. I wish I knew what to wish for. You wanted to wish for a fleet of titans to take over the universe. But unfortunately you used up your wish in order to figure out what you wanted to wish for in the first place. I wish I had a +100 attribute implant. Granted, that implant costed you so much that you are now broke. And you have to take it up at Jita 4-4 so after installing the implant and undocking you get shot by priveteers and you lose the implant including all your money and you only t2 fitted ship that was not insured. I wish that I had some real life friends --------------------------- Best you'll get is a Mod =) -Timmeh 2k ...or two. -Sahwoolo ..or three - Kreul [red]..I am not posting here - Valo
Austinus	Posted - 2007.03.21 13:19:00 - [42] I wish that I had some real life friends granted. soon, they start taking up so much of your time that you stop playing all games
dennyreborn	Posted - 2007.03.21 14:35:00 - [43] Originally by: Austinus I wish that I had some real life friends granted. soon, they start taking up so much of your time that you stop playing all games you forgot to wish. you are killed by a herd of stampeding elephants. I wish for 30% of every currency in the world.
Deviana Sevidon Gallente easyCredits Event-Horizon	Posted - 2007.03.21 14:37:00 - [44] Quote: I wish that I had some real life friends Granted. Soon one of your new friends accesses your computer while visiting you and getting access to all your eve-account data. He sells your character on ebay and when you petition him, it only results in a lifetime ban for you and the person who bought your character. I wish I had a Machariel BPO.
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.03.28 04:28:00 - [45] Granted, but the BPO was made by a drunk scientist so when you attempt to open fire, it activates self distruct. I wish I had a Deimos that cannot harm me in any way shape or form. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.

Kaemonn Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department	Posted - 2007.03.28 05:46:00 - [46] Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but the BPO was made by a drunk scientist so when you attempt to open fire, it activates self distruct. I wish I had a Deimos that cannot harm me in any way shape or form. Granted, but the drones in the Deimos's drone bay turn on you and blow it up. I wish Jessica Alba was my GF. forum rules \| [email protected]\| Eve-CCG

Ket Halpak ANZAC ALLIANCE Southern Cross Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.28 06:17:00 - [47] Originally by: Kaemonn I wish Jessica Alba was my GF. Granted, but then she comes out of the closet on TV and just wants to be friends. (i'm evil!) I wish I was immortal ____________________________________Any views expressed in the above post are my own and not those of my corp unless otherwise stated as such. If you are reading the above post, the
Sheriff Jones	Posted - 2007.03.28 06:44:00 - [48] Originally by: Ket Halpak Originally by: Kaemonn I wish Jessica Alba was my GF. Granted, but then she comes out of the closet on TV and just wants to be friends. (i'm evil!) I wish I was immortal Granted, but then Ket comes out of the closet, and becomes immortal too, and you realise you like it "that" way. I'm evil'er I wish for a corrupted wish of a million dollars, which would get corrupted and not be corrupted Originally by: Curzon Dax 1. I am not singing Ducktales.
Vegetto Ichikai Caldari Point-Zero Ratel Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.28 09:01:00 - [49] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Originally by: Ket Halpak Originally by: Kaemonn I wish Jessica Alba was my GF. Granted, but then she comes out of the closet on TV and just wants to be friends. (i'm evil!) I wish I was immortal Granted, but then Ket comes out of the closet, and becomes immortal too, and you realise you like it "that" way. I'm evil'er I wish for a corrupted wish of a million dollars, which would get corrupted and not be corrupted But then u'd have to declare it to the IRS and get taxed on it and your friends would all drop hints that they wish they had enough money for a round of drinks.. I wish i had my own island with a talking money called Geoff and two opposing colonies of beautiful women who would have a monthly battle to decide who would be my queen for that month..loser does the dishes.
Vito Carlioni	Posted - 2007.03.28 10:47:00 - [50] Originally by: Vegetto Ichikai Originally by: Sheriff Jones Originally by: Ket Halpak Originally by: Kaemonn I wish Jessica Alba was my GF. Granted, but then she comes out of the closet on TV and just wants to be friends. (i'm evil!) I wish I was immortal Granted, but then Ket comes out of the closet, and becomes immortal too, and you realise you like it "that" way. I'm evil'er I wish for a corrupted wish of a million dollars, which would get corrupted and not be corrupted But then u'd have to declare it to the IRS and get taxed on it and your friends would all drop hints that they wish they had enough money for a round of drinks.. I wish i had my own island with a talking money called Geoff and two opposing colonies of beautiful women who would have a monthly battle to decide who would be my queen for that month..loser does the dishes. Granted but the talking monkey geoff chops off your love length while you sleep in your hammock, realising this the opposing colonies of beautiful women turn to geoff (said talking monkey) and make him king. You however are left with no pork sword and extremely large pile of crusty dishes to wash. I wish for 3 banana skins, 1 rabbit pelt, and the may 1973 editon of Trout Fishing Weekly.

Vegetto Ichikai Caldari Point-Zero Ratel Alliance	Posted - 2007.03.28 11:55:00 - [51] Originally by: Vito Carlioni Originally by: Vegetto Ichikai Originally by: Sheriff Jones Originally by: Ket Halpak Originally by: Kaemonn I wish Jessica Alba was my GF. Granted, but then she comes out of the closet on TV and just wants to be friends. (i'm evil!) I wish I was immortal Granted, but then Ket comes out of the closet, and becomes immortal too, and you realise you like it "that" way. I'm evil'er I wish for a corrupted wish of a million dollars, which would get corrupted and not be corrupted But then u'd have to declare it to the IRS and get taxed on it and your friends would all drop hints that they wish they had enough money for a round of drinks.. I wish i had my own island with a talking money called Geoff and two opposing colonies of beautiful women who would have a monthly battle to decide who would be my queen for that month..loser does the dishes. Granted but the talking monkey geoff chops off your love length while you sleep in your hammock, realising this the opposing colonies of beautiful women turn to geoff (said talking monkey) and make him king. You however are left with no pork sword and extremely large pile of crusty dishes to wash. I wish for 3 banana skins, 1 rabbit pelt, and the may 1973 editon of Trout Fishing Weekly. Granted. But whilst reading the Trout Fishing Weekly, you slip on the banana skins on the floor. Whilst incapacitated, a rabbit army engulfs your house in a revenge attack and tortures you for 3 days. I wish Charlize Theron and Scarlet Johansson had to have a nipple twisting contest over which one gets to do my ironing. The loser gets to take my dogs for a walk.
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.05.27 05:21:00 - [52] Granted, by I decide not to give you it lateron and you lsoe everything. I wish I had my Deimos allreaddy. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
Shalia Ripper Caldari High4Life Curse Alliance	Posted - 2007.05.27 06:13:00 - [53] Edited by: Shalia Ripper on 27/05/2007 06:16:00 Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, by I decide not to give you it lateron and you lsoe everything. I wish I had my Deimos allreaddy. You get your Deimos right after every race that starts with a G is nerfed into oblivion. I wish that I had more alcohol.
Sakura Nihil Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction	Posted - 2007.05.27 07:38:00 - [54] Originally by: Shalia Ripper Edited by: Shalia Ripper on 27/05/2007 06:16:00 Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, by I decide not to give you it lateron and you lsoe everything. I wish I had my Deimos allreaddy. You get your Deimos right after every race that starts with a G is nerfed into oblivion. I wish that I had more alcohol. I bet you won't after you hook up with someone bg tonight... I wish I could fly a Curse...
Evelgrivion Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate	Posted - 2007.05.27 07:53:00 - [55] Originally by: Sakura Nihil I wish I could fly a Curse... Granted, once you buy the Curse you realize: 1. You paid 500,000,000 instead of 50,000,000, and 2. When you actually get to the system, you're instantly vaporized by war targets. I wish I had all the money I actually needed in life. This isn't the signature you're looking for.
SonicCJK The Collective Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2007.05.27 13:01:00 - [56] and then you realized, you have no life. I wish I could afford a bigger flat with decen kitchen.
lofty29 Athanasius Inc.	Posted - 2007.05.27 13:29:00 - [57] But with the amount you play eve, a higher paying job is out of the question. I wish that candlejack was here, then I could... --- My sig has gone into exile This poster likes to tempt forum mods and has been voted most likely to get killed by an angry alligator - Ductoris
ReaperOfSly Gallente Lyrus Associates Betrayal Under Mayhem	Posted - 2007.05.27 14:45:00 - [58] Originally by: lofty29 But with the amount you play eve, a higher paying job is out of the question. I wish that candlejack was here, then I could... But he already is here cos you said his name. I wish I could fit a doomsday device to my shuttle. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Beer is my religion. Guinness is my God.
Kazuo Ishiguro	Posted - 2007.05.27 16:57:00 - [59] Granted, but the shuttle never has enough cap to fire it. I'll settle for an incorruptible wish. ------ Spreadsheets: Top speed calculation - Halo Implant tanking
Fayn Trak Gallente Myridian Trading Systems	Posted - 2007.05.27 18:01:00 - [60] Originally by: Nebulous I wish my hyperion had one less low slot and one more mid slot, with a MWD bonus instead of an armor rep bonus. Granted but you seem to be unable to undock with this new configuration. I wish there was more time in the day. A herd of cattle A flock of geese A lot of isk remember when sigs were text?

Hypatia Iola Caldari Central Defiance Terror In The System	Posted - 2007.05.27 20:20:00 - [61] you'd still spend 90% of the day working... i wish i could immediately force anyone to agree with me if i so desired. I represent only my own views, they just happen to be the right ones.
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.05.28 03:30:00 - [62] Granted, but you accidently wish for your death on one of your drunken moods and die a VERY painfull death. I wish I coudl get back Into Empire space.( I'm -5.6). No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
Yendri Perkone	Posted - 2007.05.28 03:49:00 - [63] you do, but discover you can't leave the orbit of Jita 4-4... ever. I wish my partner could leave her husband...
Nachshon Caldari Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2007.05.28 06:22:00 - [64] Originally by: Yendri you do, but discover you can't leave the orbit of Jita 4-4... ever. I wish my partner could leave her husband... She does - and decides to become a nun. I wish INFOD moved to BOB space, and continued their old ways. ____________________________________ Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship. The True Meaning of Freedom
flaming phantom Minmatar Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION	Posted - 2007.05.28 07:24:00 - [65] Originally by: Nachshon I wish INFOD moved to BOB space, and continued their old ways. they do, but they become the greatest superpower ever and kill evry1 else, including u. i wish that i could get my lazy but up and beat all those old PS1 games i have laying around
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.06.03 21:57:00 - [66] Granted, but then the PS1 Games go on a revolt and decide to beat you instead. I wish I had an license to kill. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
Jacob Castillo Caldari Copperhead Inc.	Posted - 2007.06.04 01:57:00 - [67] Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but then the PS1 Games go on a revolt and decide to beat you instead. I wish I had an license to kill. Granted, but the license caused you to become a target for every assassin in the world. In fact, you may want to find some body armor very quickly, I see a few laser sights on your chest. I wish that I could have infinite amounts ISK and a Navy Megathron BPO.
Chainsaw Plankton	Posted - 2007.06.04 04:07:00 - [68] granted, but you can never upgrade your med clone again. i wish i had a quafe ultra
Copine Callmeknau Brutor tribe	Posted - 2007.06.04 10:46:00 - [69] Originally by: Drake Arson Allright folks! I broguh this over from another forum from a diffrent game I play. this is how you play. i will start it off. What you do is, Someone will make a wish, and wish at all, and the next poster must make a counter post that make the other posters wish seem like a not so good idea. Keep it clean, and HAVE FUN! I wish I had a Dreadnought. You play hyps by any chance? :p ----- Originally by: Patch86 Depressing as hell though. By the end, you feel like someone's eaten your kitten.
ry ry StateCorp	Posted - 2007.06.04 11:18:00 - [70] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton granted, but you can never upgrade your med clone again. i wish i had a quafe ultra quafe ultra is people. i wish i had a forum ban.

Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.06.19 21:51:00 - [71] Granted, but you get drunk one day and accidently ban your self. I wish Rev II Would be up allreaddy. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
Dano Katiria adeptus gattacus Praesidium Libertatis	Posted - 2007.06.19 22:12:00 - [72] Originally by: Pwn4ge P4nts But you cant go home cause you are an orphan! Doh. I wish I has a flavor. best ever, in response to that one, but i is not cakes and to one above me, but then u would have to stop playing this game i wish i had a working paypal account Being nice is for ugly people - Falazi
DaJokr Carebear Collective Interstellar Starbase Syndicate	Posted - 2007.06.19 23:07:00 - [73] You do, but I stole your money and changed your password and email address. I wish I had some EvE lego to play with at work.
Samuel Freedom Minmatar Ramdon Industries corporation	Posted - 2007.06.19 23:28:00 - [74] Originally by: DaJokr I wish I had some EvE lego to play with at work. Granted but your boss thinks your playing with something else and gives you the sack. You go into a downward spiral of hate and become a alcholic and try kill your boss. You fail and go to prison and unmentionale things happen to you in your 50 year sentence. You finally get out after 50 years of man abuse and have a heart attack at the gates. I wish for a million wishes.
Dano Katiria adeptus gattacus Praesidium Libertatis	Posted - 2007.06.19 23:39:00 - [75] but u wont get them cos i want them Being nice is for ugly people - Falazi
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.07.27 16:07:00 - [76] Not granted, you didn't make a wish so you get squashed under a Thousand pound Safe. I wish I had my Ishtar back. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
GPerson Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2007.07.27 17:59:00 - [77] Edited by: GPerson on 27/07/2007 18:02:30 You get your Ishtar back, but get podded on the way to pick it up, and can no longer fly it. I wish that my drones weren't so stupid. ~~~Sig Stuffs Here~~~ I highly recommend drunken posting. This sig has been unhighjacked since 2005.
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2007.07.27 19:10:00 - [78] I've got a speech impediment and ended up with this foot high guy sitting here playing the piano. Sheesh, I mean, I should have been clearer, who's going to ask for a twelve inch pianist?
Stakhanov Katana's Edge	Posted - 2007.07.27 19:56:00 - [79] Originally by: GPerson Edited by: GPerson on 27/07/2007 18:02:30 You get your Ishtar back, but get podded on the way to pick it up, and can no longer fly it. I wish that my drones weren't so stupid. Your drones become sentient , and start conspiring against you. They call in the rogue drone blob to kill you and camp your cloning station. I wish I could assume control of any and all alliances in Eve.
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.07.27 23:04:00 - [80] Granted, you get control of the BoB Alliance. News floods hte forums of you being the new leader, and your spammed with Hate mail, and CCP believs your a Dev trying to give BoB the advantage. I wish my ishtar was in.7 space and not .8 No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.

Jevnikar	Posted - 2007.07.31 11:05:00 - [81] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish my ishtar was in.7 space and not .8 Granted but you`r an outlaw stuck in station with it, hiding from concord for ever! i wish for another wish.
Gojyu Gallente Ever Flow FREGE Alliance	Posted - 2007.07.31 11:09:00 - [82] Quote: i wish for another wish. You get some random wish some random person in history has made before you. You are presented with a duck. I wish for something better to do with my life than read the eve-o forums
Wild Rho Amarr Endgame.	Posted - 2007.07.31 13:05:00 - [83] Originally by: Gojyu I wish for something better to do with my life than read the eve-o forums Granted, you now get to read the WoW forums too. I wish I could log in to Eve :(
Jevnikar	Posted - 2007.07.31 13:10:00 - [84] Originally by: Wild Rho Originally by: Gojyu I wish I could log in to Eve :( Granted but you don`t have time for games you have to read forums! i wish for 1 hr break at work for fancy meal
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.07.31 16:07:00 - [85] Granted, you get a Foreign out of Country meal that is illegal in all of the world, and the SWAT Team storms your work building and shoots you on sight. I wish I had another 100mil donation. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
Deviana Sevidon Gallente Cataclysm Enterprises Kraftwerk.	Posted - 2007.07.31 17:02:00 - [86] Granted, but then it appears that the donation was made by accident and when you refuse to return the money, the players from the corp who gave you the money decide to send a large fleet and a bunch of supercaps to shred your corporation. I wish I would be a Nyx-Pilot.
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.08.01 21:35:00 - [87] Granted, you become a Nyx pilto and Buy a Nyx. For soem odd reason, your claiemd to be an Isk Buyer, and the GM's take all your money, and the Nyx back and set your wallet to -1Bil. I wish for a wish that wasn't corrupteble. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
Drake Arson	Posted - 2007.08.10 15:05:00 - [88] Bump-ola No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become.
Peter Delasangre	Posted - 2007.11.24 06:56:00 - [89] Granted. You get an uncoruptable wish. No wish at all. I wish for a new Astarte
Kata Dakini An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three	Posted - 2007.11.24 11:18:00 - [90] Your wish is granted, though since your new Astarte, you realize you were better where you were before and the new Astarte was nothing more than the same old crap you've dealt with for years. I wish this thread didn't ask for a username and password every time it loads. For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized.

Pwn4ge P4nts Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2007.11.24 15:37:00 - [91] Granted. But the eve client now wants a piece of your grandfather's soul, which was last seen in the hands of the original m0o members, held aloft in the swaying winds, during a gatecamp in Passari. I wish I was an atombomb so I for once could go off.
Star Gazer07	Posted - 2007.11.27 02:49:00 - [92] Originally by: Pwn4ge P4nts Granted. But the eve client now wants a piece of your grandfather's soul, which was last seen in the hands of the original m0o members, held aloft in the swaying winds, during a gatecamp in Passari. I wish I was an atombomb so I for once could go off. Done but you explode behind jupiter. Noone ever knows it happened. Also since you were vaporized instantly you die without ever seeng anything of your own demise. Not even a flash of light. I wish I was such a good martial artist that I would have to kill a small army before I even broke a sweat.
Culmen Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2007.11.27 05:19:00 - [93] Originally by: Star Gazer07 Done but you explode behind jupiter. Noone ever knows it happened. Also since you were vaporized instantly you die without ever seeng anything of your own demise. Not even a flash of light. I wish I was such a good martial artist that I would have to kill a small army before I even broke a sweat. you could kill the army if you got close enough too bad they all got guns I wish i had more time to play eve, rather then forum whoring _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Nex Angelus Veto Corp	Posted - 2007.11.27 17:13:00 - [94] Originally by: Culmen I wish i had more time to play eve, rather then forum whoring Granted. You're fired - and thus can't afford to pay the sub. I wish Caldari ships were a little better in PvP
Star Gazer07	Posted - 2007.11.29 05:21:00 - [95] Originally by: Nex Angelus I wish Caldari ships were a little better in PvP Done, all caldari ships get a .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% boost to damage. I wish I was invisible enough to get close to any army. Why vote for the lesser of the two evils? VOTE EVIL SQUID TODAY!
Lord Viathan Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2007.11.29 05:32:00 - [96] Edited by: Lord Viathan on 29/11/2007 05:35:51 Originally by: Star Gazer07 Originally by: Nex Angelus I wish Caldari ships were a little better in PvP Done, all caldari ships get a .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% boost to damage. I wish I was invisible enough to get close to any army. GRANTED - but you were killed while crossing the road by a truck that didn't see you before you got to the army I wish I could morph at will to look and sound like anyone I wanted. ------------------------------------------------ Only When you forget you are human, will you remember; You are a god. WWMD - What Would Mal Do?
flaming phantom Minmatar Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION	Posted - 2007.11.29 06:35:00 - [97] Edited by: flaming phantom on 29/11/2007 06:34:50 granted, but then you turn into a nerd and have no friends i wish i could have a vagabond with 8 turret slots
Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2008.01.19 06:28:00 - [98] Granted, but it's speed is reduced by 90%, shield and armor stripped, and you are not allowed to eject from it. I wish I had a Chimera Dare you Defy me?!
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.01.19 12:49:00 - [99] you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread. I wish the thread would now die.
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2008.01.19 12:53:00 - [100] Originally by: Suze'Rain you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread. I wish the thread would now die. But since it is fun to read through many will keep it alive! I wish reality was my plaything controlled by my subconscious mind.... ~Nyron Originally by: Minerva Vulcan But poor victimized Ulf...I weep lavender scented tears for you.

Marcus TheMartin Gallente Tuxedo.	Posted - 2008.01.19 15:49:00 - [101] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Suze'Rain you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread. I wish the thread would now die. But since it is fun to read through many will keep it alive! I wish reality was my plaything controlled by my subconscious mind.... Granted you now have a scat fetish I wish my wishes were negotiated by the finest of lawyers who are always available and will spot and eliminate any corruption 100% of the time in mere seconds for no cost so that maximum fun is achieved with 0% corruption
Leilani Solaris Gallente Malevolent Intervention	Posted - 2008.01.19 17:52:00 - [102] Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Suze'Rain you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread. I wish the thread would now die. But since it is fun to read through many will keep it alive! I wish reality was my plaything controlled by my subconscious mind.... Granted you now have a scat fetish I wish my wishes were negotiated by the finest of lawyers who are always available and will spot and eliminate any corruption 100% of the time in mere seconds for no cost so that maximum fun is achieved with 0% corruption But lawyers are only human and can die at the most impromptu times, You'd be much better off with a robot lawyer. I wish i had BALLS OF STEEEEL!
Ryan Scouse'UK omen. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.01.19 18:45:00 - [103] Originally by: Leilani Solaris Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Suze'Rain you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread. I wish the thread would now die. But since it is fun to read through many will keep it alive! I wish reality was my plaything controlled by my subconscious mind.... Granted you now have a scat fetish I wish my wishes were negotiated by the finest of lawyers who are always available and will spot and eliminate any corruption 100% of the time in mere seconds for no cost so that maximum fun is achieved with 0% corruption But lawyers are only human and can die at the most impromptu times, You'd be much better off with a robot lawyer. I wish i had BALLS OF STEEEEL! Granted, but then you never have any fruit juice to slap over the ladys instead you would have to blow it out of ur A'ss. I wish, I had god like powers in human form to bend the will of any other human on the planet to my demands.
Marcus TheMartin Gallente Tuxedo.	Posted - 2008.01.19 18:48:00 - [104] Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK Originally by: Leilani Solaris Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Suze'Rain you get the chimera. But every member of the forums jumps you in faction BSs, because you necroed this thread. I wish the thread would now die. But since it is fun to read through many will keep it alive! I wish reality was my plaything controlled by my subconscious mind.... Granted you now have a scat fetish I wish my wishes were negotiated by the finest of lawyers who are always available and will spot and eliminate any corruption 100% of the time in mere seconds for no cost so that maximum fun is achieved with 0% corruption But lawyers are only human and can die at the most impromptu times, You'd be much better off with a robot lawyer. I wish i had BALLS OF STEEEEL! Granted, but then you never have any fruit juice to slap over the ladys instead you would have to blow it out of ur A'ss. I wish, I had god like powers in human form to bend the will of any other human on the planet to my demands. Granted but you are now autistic I wish my co-workers spoke english
Doctor Fruitloop	Posted - 2008.01.19 20:42:00 - [105] Originally by: Marcus TheMartin I wish my co-workers spoke english Your coworkers now speak engrish at such a bastardised level you truely feel you are doing a disservice to the world by not sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalalala". I wish I could fly on wings attached to my back that people would not notice unless I wished it, hence bypassing any religious fanatacism. Originally by: me bored The only bad thing about pokemon is what a frustratingly terrible trainer ash is. Can you believe that he actually tried to use a caterpie to catch a flying type pokemon? What a noob.
Arvald Caldari Devilish Intentinos	Posted - 2008.01.20 00:46:00 - [106] Originally by: Doctor Fruitloop Originally by: Marcus TheMartin I wish my co-workers spoke english Your coworkers now speak engrish at such a bastardised level you truely feel you are doing a disservice to the world by not sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalalala". I wish I could fly on wings attached to my back that people would not notice unless I wished it, hence bypassing any religious fanatacism. granted, but they fall off the first time you try to fly i wish i was a lumberjack Originally by: Richard Phallus go and get someone to take a golf club and take a good swing at your nuts by surprise when you walk into a dark room some time. This will prepare you for eve's pvp
Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2008.01.20 03:13:00 - [107] Granted, you now sleep all night and work all day, EVE is no logner a concern to you. I wish I had a Chimera that would help me take over the WORLD! Dare you Defy me?!
Sethose Olderon The Sigma Legion	Posted - 2008.01.20 03:16:00 - [108] Granted, but your Chimera has not teeth or claws reducing to a freak show attraction. I wish that any time I wanted to buy something, all I had to do was reach into my pocket and I would always have the exact change.
Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2008.01.20 03:20:00 - [109] Granted, but your pocket becomes a phenomina, and when someone asks you for -5$, and your hand slips into a Black hole and pulls you in outside in. I wish I had a Chimera with Teeth and Claws. Dare you Defy me?!
Gikanzin Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2008.01.20 04:38:00 - [110] Granted, but knowing that your Chimera now have the to maintain the claws by clipping and also dental maintenance through either brushing or some pet care products will convert the true nature of the ship into the price of a minmatar shuttle. I wish I know my true purpose in life.

Rikeka Amarr Eye of God Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2008.01.20 05:02:00 - [111] Granted, but then what would be the point of living it? I wish a Zealot BPO.
Marcus TheMartin Gallente Tuxedo.	Posted - 2008.01.20 07:34:00 - [112] Originally by: Rikeka Granted, but then what would be the point of living it? I wish a Zealot BPO. granted but your wish makes no sense so it is null and void I wish g*****wasn't censored
Arvald Caldari Devilish Intentinos	Posted - 2008.01.20 07:35:00 - [113] Edited by: Arvald on 20/01/2008 07:36:23 Edited by: Arvald on 20/01/2008 07:35:47 granted but now the word no longer exists i wish that i didn't have to sleep all night so tha ti can play eve because im a lumberjack Originally by: Richard Phallus go and get someone to take a golf club and take a good swing at your nuts by surprise when you walk into a dark room some time. This will prepare you for eve's pvp
Marcus TheMartin Gallente Tuxedo.	Posted - 2008.01.20 09:00:00 - [114] Edited by: Marcus TheMartin on 20/01/2008 09:00:08 Originally by: Arvald Edited by: Arvald on 20/01/2008 07:36:23 Edited by: Arvald on 20/01/2008 07:35:47 granted but now the word no longer exists i wish that i didn't have to sleep all night so tha ti can play eve because im a lumberjack granted your body shuts down as it is full of gunk I wish for the best non corruptable wish
Vikarion Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.01.20 09:27:00 - [115] Quote: I wish for the best non corruptable wish Granted. Since nothing you could wish for is uncorruptable, you get your wish: nothing. I wish for more coffee. -------- I use CrumpleCorn(tm) Sigs, because they (and he) are awesome!
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.01.20 09:30:00 - [116] Originally by: Vikarion I wish for more coffee. Granted: but you get slightly more than you might have expected and die from a caffeine overdose I wish I would actually get my long-promised payrise
Doctor Fruitloop	Posted - 2008.01.20 09:33:00 - [117] Originally by: Rawr Cristina Originally by: Vikarion I wish for more coffee. Granted: but you get slightly more than you might have expected and die from a caffeine overdose I wish I would actually get my long-promised payrise You get your payrise, however due to the credit crunch inflation is rampant and you were technicaly getting more breadmoney with the lower paycheck and more stable econemy. I wish I had a gentetic sample of George W Bush and a chimp and a genetic analyist team to finaly prove conclusivly that there is no genetic difference. Originally by: me bored The only bad thing about pokemon is what a frustratingly terrible trainer ash is. Can you believe that he actually tried to use a caterpie to catch a flying type pokemon? What a noob.
Stabr0s	Posted - 2008.01.20 09:58:00 - [118] Originally by: Doctor Fruitloop I wish I had a gentetic sample of George W Bush and a chimp and a genetic analyist team to finaly prove conclusivly that there is no genetic difference. A perfect match is generated. Equal Right activists petition for Chimps to be treated fairly. Next US president is a chimp. I wish we lived on the moon
Gikanzin Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2008.01.20 10:42:00 - [119] Your wish is my command. After landing of the moon and removing the suit which gives you life on a lifeless planet, you suddenly died due to lack of common sense for removing your helmet in the first place when you know perfectly you need oxygen to breathe. I wish I was a moon.
Kirjava Lothian Quay Industries Zzz	Posted - 2008.01.20 10:47:00 - [120] Originally by: Gikanzin I wish I was a moon. Your wish is granted - you are now that moon and must deal with the ***ty consequences. I wish I could play the original Eve just after Beta and experience it's forgotten ritchness. ~Nyron* Originally by: Minerva Vulcan But poor victimized Ulf...I weep lavender scented tears for you.

Gikanzin Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2008.01.20 10:54:00 - [121] The prehistoric age for EvE Onlineafter taking a look at the beta form of eve online you realize the lag of certain items and decide your wish should be taken a more in depth look. I wish my name was McLoving.
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.01.20 10:57:00 - [122] Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 20/01/2008 11:03:19 Originally by: Gikanzin I wish my name was McLoving. Your efforts are in vain as the photo on your ID looks ever so abruptly not like you. Later on that day Mcdonalds sue you for copyright theft and force you to work for them to pay the debt off for the rest of your life. I wish I could keep this browser window closed for once
Gikanzin Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2008.01.20 11:13:00 - [123] After a brief inspection of your wish an FBI agent entered your household of demand you leave the premises while showing you his warrant to search your belongings. Then after a certain amount of time they have discovered that you are a known hacker code name "Big Mac" and sent you on your one way ticket to fairy land. I wish sleep was a thing of the pass.
Culmen Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Knights Of the Southerncross	Posted - 2008.01.20 14:40:00 - [124] Originally by: Gikanzin After a brief inspection of your wish an FBI agent entered your household of demand you leave the premises while showing you his warrant to search your belongings. Then after a certain amount of time they have discovered that you are a known hacker code name "Big Mac" and sent you on your one way ticket to fairy land. I wish sleep was a thing of the pass. Good news, sleep is a thing of the past this news is conveyed to you directly into your brain by the several tubes/electrodes that constantly inject chemicals and rearrange your brain structure, so you can slave away for your new cybernetic overlords I wish i had a true and completely unstoppable solo pwnmobile (must not be affected by lag) _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Doctor Fruitloop	Posted - 2008.01.20 14:46:00 - [125] Originally by: Culmen I wish i had a true and completely unstoppable solo pwnmobile (must not be affected by lag) You know have a completely unstoppable solopwnmobile. It is however 300AU off of the solar plane, and is in a constant unchangable siege mode and you cannot eject. Your locking time also means you should take a long nap while locking that Titan. I wish I had a crumpet. Originally by: me bored The only bad thing about pokemon is what a frustratingly terrible trainer ash is. Can you believe that he actually tried to use a caterpie to catch a flying type pokemon? What a noob.
Culmen Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Knights Of the Southerncross	Posted - 2008.01.20 15:11:00 - [126] Originally by: Doctor Fruitloop Originally by: Culmen I wish i had a true and completely unstoppable solo pwnmobile (must not be affected by lag) You know have a completely unstoppable solopwnmobile. It is however 300AU off of the solar plane, and is in a constant unchangable siege mode and you cannot eject. Your locking time also means you should take a long nap while locking that Titan. I wish I had a crumpet. granted, you are also now diabetic and die from the sugar/carbohydrate load i wish i was l33t _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.01.20 17:12:00 - [127] Originally by: Culmen i wish i was l33t You are. Unfortunately, in order to graduate you need to pass a spelling and grammar test, and thus you are a dropout of the l33t academy. I wish people would stop whining about Amarr. ----In before Jonny JoJo turns this into an Amarr whine----
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.01.20 17:30:00 - [128] Originally by: Orgos Khenn I wish people would stop whining about Amarr. CCP Buffs Amarr, fitting uber laser-death-ray-o-doom weaponary to them, reducing mass by 99.99%, and increasing armour HP by 1000%. Everyone starts whining about Caldari, Gallente and Minmatar instead. I wish that my brain would stop being a perfectionist about every little thing I do.
Arvald Caldari Devilish Intentinos	Posted - 2008.01.20 18:53:00 - [129] Originally by: Stabr0s Originally by: Doctor Fruitloop I wish I had a gentetic sample of George W Bush and a chimp and a genetic analyist team to finaly prove conclusivly that there is no genetic difference. A perfect match is generated. Equal Right activists petition for Chimps to be treated fairly. Next US president is a chimp. would be an improvement Originally by: Richard Phallus go and get someone to take a golf club and take a good swing at your nuts by surprise when you walk into a dark room some time. This will prepare you for eve's pvp
Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2008.01.24 05:09:00 - [130] YOU, did not make a wish. Therefor, I hack your EVe accoutn and take all your Exotic Dancers. I wish This thread would be famous. Dare you Defy me?!

Star F0X	Posted - 2008.01.24 16:26:00 - [131] Edited by: Star F0X on 24/01/2008 16:26:19 Originally by: Drake Arson YOU, did not make a wish. Therefor, I hack your EVe accoutn and take all your Exotic Dancers. I wish This thread would be famous. Done every player in EVE knows about this thread and posts daily. However due to the constant posts every 2 seconds it becomes impossible to enforce any sort of continuity. By the time anyone responds to a post 5 other people have already responded. Finally everybody gives up trying to get a continuing line of responses and the thread dies overnight. I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.01.24 16:30:00 - [132] Originally by: Star F0X Edited by: Star F0X on 24/01/2008 16:26:19 Originally by: Drake Arson YOU, did not make a wish. Therefor, I hack your EVe accoutn and take all your Exotic Dancers. I wish This thread would be famous. Done every player in EVE knows about this thread and posts daily. However due to the constant posts every 2 seconds it becomes impossible to enforce any sort of continuity. By the time anyone responds to a post 5 other people have already responded. Finally everybody gives up trying to get a continuing line of responses and the thread dies overnight. I wish for an uncorruptable wish. Done. Before you lays a wish that if said from beginning to end will fullfill your every wish & desire. The wish can never be corrupted in any way shape and or form. Unfortunately in order to account for every concievable corruption possible the wish is far too long to ever be read in your liftime, sorry. I wish for a stable income of a billion isk per week. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Mr Dougle In terrorem KIA Alliance	Posted - 2008.01.24 16:47:00 - [133] Originally by: DubanFP I wish for a stable income of a billion isk per week. You have it now, but CCP decides ISK makig is just a waste of time, so they introduce Singularity pricing, making all the items worth 100 ISK. I wish english native speakers to have more patience for non-natives, so they are talking slowly on TS.
Gikanzin Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2008.01.24 19:06:00 - [134] With the new and improved voice features EvE developers have designed into the EvE voice program, all language will be converted into a robotic voice which can be heard clearer through any mic you are currently using. But this is only for EvE voice, so if you are using any other program then I wish for a chezzburger not cheese.
Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2008.01.29 15:27:00 - [135] Granted, but it explodes in your face. I wish this thread would stop being thrown to the second page. Dare you Defy me?!
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.01.29 15:40:00 - [136] Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but it explodes in your face. I wish this thread would stop being thrown to the second page. Your wish is granted. This thread is now under the control of the Haruhists! I wish I knew the lottery numbers.... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Gikanzin Minmatar Founder's of the Dominion The Dominion Empire	Posted - 2008.01.29 15:47:00 - [137] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but it explodes in your face. I wish this thread would stop being thrown to the second page. Your wish is granted. This thread is now under the control of the Haruhists! I wish I knew the lottery numbers.... Wished DENIED Personal gain through the means of CCP is a direct act against the EULA. (Read article "Unknown) I wish for the Abyss
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.01.29 15:49:00 - [138] Originally by: Gikanzin I wish for the Abyss You are now in the Abyss. Have fun in eternity with no light. I wish your reasons for not letting em have those numbers were false. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.01.30 15:55:00 - [139] Edited by: DubanFP on 30/01/2008 15:55:34 Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Gikanzin I wish for the Abyss You are now in the Abyss. Have fun in eternity with no light. I wish your reasons for not letting em have those numbers were false. Done, you have the winning numbers to the lottery. However so does everyone else in EVE. The jackpot split between all 200,000 players comes out to about $7.50 per player. I wish for the most fun yet brutal game ever played. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Arvald Caldari Devilish Intentinos	Posted - 2008.01.30 16:00:00 - [140] Edited by: Arvald on 30/01/2008 16:00:07 Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 30/01/2008 15:55:34 Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Gikanzin I wish for the Abyss You are now in the Abyss. Have fun in eternity with no light. I wish your reasons for not letting em have those numbers were false. Done, you have the winning numbers to the lottery. However so does everyone else in EVE. The jackpot split between all 200,000 players comes out to about $7.50 per player. I wish for the most fun yet brutal game ever played. granted the main charicter comes out of the game and shoots you in the face with a shotgun i wish i could pass this damn test in class instead of reading the forums

Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.01.30 16:01:00 - [141] Originally by: DubanFP I wish for the most fun yet brutal game ever played. Granted I wish for good quality free Eve Signatures. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.01.30 17:24:00 - [142] Originally by: Kirjava I wish for good quality free Eve Signatures. Granted. Your signatures are of exceptional quality and are entirely free. Unfortunately they're two pixels too big to fit in your sig, and if you alter them, they go entirely blank. I wish I had access to a decent research queue. ---- In before Jonny JoJo turns this into an Amarr whine
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.01.30 17:33:00 - [143] Originally by: Orgos Khenn I wish I had access to a decent research queue. Your wish is granted, you now have a POS with a lab in hisec to research in. However you forgot to load enritched uranium, The Griff Cannon pays you a vistit wrecking for 5 of your 5 T2 BPO. I wish there was a faction issue Rokh. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Calderio Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.01.30 19:17:00 - [144] Originally by: Kirjava I wish there was a faction issue Rokh. Granted but it has a mining bonus but no drone bay or turret slots. I wish for a cold red bull Click The Power Of BOB Compells you
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.01.30 19:24:00 - [145] Originally by: Calderio Originally by: Kirjava I wish there was a faction issue Rokh. Granted but it has a mining bonus but no drone bay or turret slots. I wish for a cold red bull Granted but the method in which it was cooled caused an unexplainable reaction within the chemicals resulting in radioactive properties within the drink which cause you to mutate a third ear upon drinking it. I wish Red Bull actually gave you wings
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.01.30 19:24:00 - [146] Originally by: Calderio I wish for a cold red bull You get one - you are the only local heat source and it is charging you in an open field - run. [had you said that about the faction Rokh a week ago I would have said my prayers had been answered damn you ] I wish that Eve could use a joystick in real time.... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.01.30 19:27:00 - [147] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Calderio I wish for a cold red bull You get one - you are the only local heat source and it is charging you in an open field - run. [had you said that about the faction Rokh a week ago I would have said my prayers had been answered damn you ] I wish that Eve could use a joystick in real time.... you can but blah blah generic reason etc you die I wish that people would stop posting exactly the same time as me in response to the same person
Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel	Posted - 2008.01.30 19:28:00 - [148] Originally by: Calderio Originally by: Kirjava I wish there was a faction issue Rokh. Granted but it has a mining bonus but no drone bay or turret slots. I wish for a cold red bull A giant godly hand comes out of the sky and hands you Ox Bile I wish the producer of "The Biggest Loser" died in a firey car crash! _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel	Posted - 2008.01.30 19:32:00 - [149] Originally by: Rawr Cristina Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Calderio I wish for a cold red bull You get one - you are the only local heat source and it is charging you in an open field - run. [had you said that about the faction Rokh a week ago I would have said my prayers had been answered damn you ] I wish that Eve could use a joystick in real time.... you can but blah blah generic reason etc you die I wish that people would stop posting exactly the same time as me in response to the same person Your wish is granted as your post was the last in an ISD locked thread! I wish clothing was illegal. _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Calderio Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.01.30 20:53:00 - [150] Originally by: Sharupak I wish clothing was illegal. Granted but you soon become blind by seeing what lies under most peoples cloths (some people really need cloths) I wish my water bottle was full so I don't have to get up and refill it. Click The Power Of BOB Compells you

DarknessInc Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.01.30 20:54:00 - [151] Edited by: DarknessInc on 30/01/2008 20:54:44 Originally by: Calderio Originally by: Sharupak I wish clothing was illegal. Granted but you soon become blind by seeing what lies under most peoples cloths (some people really need cloths) I wish my water bottle was full so I don't have to get up and refill it. Granted, but the water in the bottle is from Mexico City I wish that I had a pack of marlboro virginia blend cigarettes, that would never be empty, always would be full, were fresh and crisp and would have no bad taste to them or have any 'nontobacco' stuff inside, and I wouldnt get any cancer from chain smoking that one pack :) Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
Calderio Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.01.30 20:58:00 - [152] Originally by: DarknessInc I wish that I had a pack of marlboro virginia blend cigarettes, that would never be empty, always would be full, were fresh and crisp and would have no bad taste to them or have any 'nontobacco' stuff inside, and I wouldnt get any cancer from chain smoking that one pack :) Granted but you lose your hands and ability to light them and enjoy them. I wish I had brought my laptop to school today. Click The Power Of BOB Compells you
Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2008.01.31 01:00:00 - [153] Granted, but I decide I like it and take it. I use your EVE account and get you banned from the game. End. I wish the forum didnt have sig limits. Dare you Defy me?!
Calderio Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.01.31 01:43:00 - [154] Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but I decide I like it and take it. I use your EVE account and get you banned from the game. End. I wish the forum didnt have sig limits. Granted but the forum admins write a script that resizes all images and text in the signature to fit 1" by 1" so nobody can see any sig clearly. I wish I understood awk Click The Power Of BOB Compells you
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.01.31 02:44:00 - [155] Originally by: Calderio I wish I understood awk Granted. you can now talk to penguins. Awk, awk. Unfortunately, you cant talk to humans. I wish that the sisters of mercy would finally get off their backsides and release another album. even if I do go deaf first.
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.01.31 03:06:00 - [156] Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 31/01/2008 03:06:23 Originally by: Suze'Rain I wish that the sisters of mercy would finally get off their backsides and release another album. even if I do go deaf first. Granted, they release a "Greatest Hits" album to cash in on their previous music, never to be heard from again. The album contains nothing you haven't heard before and the track selection is poor at best. I wish valve would hurry up and release Episode 3 so I could play it for 5 hours, finish it and get bored waiting 2 years for the next installment
DarknessInc Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.01.31 05:44:00 - [157] Originally by: Rawr Cristina Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 31/01/2008 03:06:23 Originally by: Suze'Rain I wish that the sisters of mercy would finally get off their backsides and release another album. even if I do go deaf first. Granted, they release a "Greatest Hits" album to cash in on their previous music, never to be heard from again. The album contains nothing you haven't heard before and the track selection is poor at best. I wish valve would hurry up and release Episode 3 so I could play it for 5 hours, finish it and get bored waiting 2 years for the next installment granted, but its released in three parts labeled Episode 1, 2 and 3. I wish that I wouldnt lose my hands with my unlimited cigarette pack Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
aevistyne Caldari Solarflare Heavy Industries Pure.	Posted - 2008.01.31 11:24:00 - [158] Granted, but you are now allergic to cigarette smoke. I wish for my wish to be corrupted. ------- EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER
DarknessInc Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.01.31 19:43:00 - [159] Edited by: DarknessInc on 31/01/2008 19:42:58 Originally by: aevistyne Granted, but you are now allergic to cigarette smoke. I wish for my wish to be corrupted. <.< Granted, but its corrupted by Rosie O'Donald I wish I my allergy would only give me a mild cough instead of constricting throat, death or any of bad symptom of allergic reactions to the unlimitied cigarette,no cancer pack Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.01.31 20:11:00 - [160] Originally by: DarknessInc I wish I my allergy would only give me a mild cough instead of constricting throat, death or any of bad symptom of allergic reactions to the unlimitied cigarette,no cancer pack This is granted. However a fanatical anti-smoker campaighner with a chainsaw has decided you are the lucky winner of the 1millionth smoker he has seen - who wins liberation from their earthly existence. I wish for Keira Knightley and a large tub of strawberry yogurt. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.

Magnus Nordir Caldari Asimov Industries Zeroth Continuum	Posted - 2008.01.31 20:16:00 - [161] Originally by: Kirjava I wish for Keira Knightley and a large tub of strawberry yogurt. Granted. Enjoy drowning in strawberry yoghurt. I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted. Everything is possible for him who believes. Insprinc haptbandun - Inuar vigandun
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.01.31 20:19:00 - [162] Originally by: Magnus Nordir I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted. Your wish is not corrupted. You fail in this topic as tomorrow everyones wishes will be granted anyway and I find myself with Keira Knightley, while you are happy in the knowlege your wish could not be corrupted here and now. Bravo. I wish to be God. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.01.31 20:36:00 - [163] Originally by: Kirjava I wish to be God. Granted. As an imaginary being, you cease to exist, except in the fevered imaginations of maniacs. I wish for several jobs to get back to me (probably with the opinion that I'm rubbish), and have to go hunting elsewhere before I go insane waiting....
Arvald Caldari Devilish Intentinos	Posted - 2008.01.31 21:15:00 - [164] Originally by: Suze'Rain Originally by: Kirjava I wish to be God. Granted. As an imaginary being, you cease to exist, except in the fevered imaginations of maniacs. I wish for several jobs to get back to me (probably with the opinion that I'm rubbish), and have to go hunting elsewhere before I go insane waiting.... granted you now have 3 part time jobs fliping burgers i wish that my tooth would stop hurting
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.01.31 21:30:00 - [165] Originally by: Arvald i wish that my tooth would stop hurting Granted, you no longer have any teeth and must drink food through a straw I wish I had bigger boobies
KamiKaZantA	Posted - 2008.01.31 21:32:00 - [166] Granted, you now have bigger boobs and a broken back I wish I would win 100m SEK
Gyfrex	Posted - 2008.01.31 21:33:00 - [167] Edited by: Gyfrex on 31/01/2008 21:33:14 Granted but SEK is worthless now. I wish for an end to Chavs. ---
Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel	Posted - 2008.01.31 23:34:00 - [168] Originally by: Gyfrex Edited by: Gyfrex on 31/01/2008 21:33:14 Granted but SEK is worthless now. I wish for an end to Chavs. Granted, all the Chavs moon you. I wish for a midget! _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Gogar Teltaf Gemini Sun Knights Of the Southerncross	Posted - 2008.02.01 00:03:00 - [169] Originally by: Sharupak Originally by: Gyfrex Edited by: Gyfrex on 31/01/2008 21:33:14 Granted but SEK is worthless now. I wish for an end to Chavs. Granted, all the Chavs moon you. I wish for a midget! But its a psychotic murdering midget that kills your family I wish for post apocolyptic hell
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.02.01 00:12:00 - [170] Originally by: Gogar Teltaf I wish for post apocolyptic hell Granted. You now live in Middlesbrough. I wish Middlesbrough was wiped off the map. (nothing personal, it's just a s***hole.)

Gogar Teltaf Gemini Sun Knights Of the Southerncross	Posted - 2008.02.01 00:17:00 - [171] Originally by: Suze'Rain Originally by: Gogar Teltaf I wish for post apocolyptic hell Granted. You now live in Middlesbrough. I wish Middlesbrough was wiped off the map. (nothing personal, it's just a s***hole.) granted but the entire population of what was middlesbrough now lives in or around your house. I wish for an uncorrupted wish
Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel	Posted - 2008.02.01 00:29:00 - [172] Originally by: Gogar Teltaf Originally by: Suze'Rain Originally by: Gogar Teltaf I wish for post apocolyptic hell Granted. You now live in Middlesbrough. I wish Middlesbrough was wiped off the map. (nothing personal, it's just a s***hole.) granted but the entire population of what was middlesbrough now lives in or around your house. I wish for an uncorrupted wish Hey how come you look like a drag queen? I wish for hookers and beer. _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.02.01 00:45:00 - [173] Originally by: Sharupak I wish for hookers and beer. Gogar Teltaf is your new Hooker(s) and your 'Beer' will arrive shortly. I wish I had something better to do atm than post on EVE-O
Sharupak Minmatar Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel	Posted - 2008.02.01 00:58:00 - [174] Originally by: Rawr Cristina Originally by: Sharupak I wish for hookers and beer. Gogar Teltaf is your new Hooker(s) and your 'Beer' will arrive shortly. I wish I had something better to do atm than post on EVE-O Seckseee! I mean granted, you go blow all your money on hookers and beer...and the clap. _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Arvald Caldari Devilish Intentinos	Posted - 2008.02.01 03:08:00 - [175] Originally by: Sharupak Edited by: Sharupak on 01/02/2008 00:59:13 Originally by: Rawr Cristina Originally by: Sharupak I wish for hookers and beer. Gogar Teltaf is your new Hooker(s) and your 'Beer' will arrive shortly. I wish I had something better to do atm than post on EVE-O Seckseee! I mean granted, you go blow all your money on hookers and beer...and the clap. I wish eve had sound! granted but now everytime you try to play eve completely frys your sound card i wish i had another monster energy drink
Lui Kai Phoenix Aeronautics The Threshold	Posted - 2008.02.01 04:57:00 - [176] Originally by: Arvald granted but now everytime you try to play eve completely frys your sound card i wish i had another monster energy drink Granted, but it only comes in a flavor labled "Sardinated Hair" I wish POS never required fueling. ----------------
Culmen Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2008.02.01 04:59:00 - [177] Edited by: Culmen on 01/02/2008 04:59:53 Originally by: Lui Kai Originally by: Arvald granted but now everytime you try to play eve completely frys your sound card i wish i had another monster energy drink Granted, but it only comes in a flavor labled "Sardinated Hair" I wish POS never required fueling. granted once your pos goes into reinforced it stays that way, due to unlimited stront all moons now have a pos in reinforced anchored on them i wish you would not grant any wishes _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Sirtak Amarr Zero Zero Traders The Colbert Nation	Posted - 2008.02.01 09:10:00 - [178] I just drop by and shoot you in the face with a shotgun. I want to have some guns.
Gyfrex	Posted - 2008.02.01 12:10:00 - [179] Originally by: Sirtak I just drop by and shoot you in the face with a shotgun. I want to have some guns. Granted but you get paintball guns. I wish for a cheese flavoured lemon. ---
Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2008.02.04 07:10:00 - [180] Granted, but I substitue the chesse with poison. I wish Peopel would give me 100mil when I ask. Dare you Defy me?!

DarknessInc Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.02.04 07:18:00 - [181] Edited by: DarknessInc on 04/02/2008 07:18:43 Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but I substitue the chesse with poison. I wish Peopel would give me 100mil when I ask. granted but the GMs deduct 200M everytime someone gives you 100M I wish Planetside 2 would be released by CCP, and it wouldnt have one bad thing about it at all. and no high subscription or computer needs either Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
Ryan Scouse'UK omen. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.02.04 08:48:00 - [182] Originally by: DarknessInc Edited by: DarknessInc on 04/02/2008 07:18:43 Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but I substitue the chesse with poison. I wish Peopel would give me 100mil when I ask. granted but the GMs deduct 200M everytime someone gives you 100M I wish Planetside 2 would be released by CCP, and it wouldnt have one bad thing about it at all. and no high subscription or computer needs either granted but then people stop playing eve - as the game is to good for anything else to be played - so only the macro farmers are left & the new fish all 10000 :) I wish to live forever at the state I am now at 23 perfection at its best healthy & good looking - forever with no negative effect to behold me.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.04 09:18:00 - [183] Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK Originally by: DarknessInc Edited by: DarknessInc on 04/02/2008 07:18:43 Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but I substitue the chesse with poison. I wish Peopel would give me 100mil when I ask. granted but the GMs deduct 200M everytime someone gives you 100M I wish Planetside 2 would be released by CCP, and it wouldnt have one bad thing about it at all. and no high subscription or computer needs either granted but then people stop playing eve - as the game is to good for anything else to be played - so only the macro farmers are left & the new fish all 10000 :) I wish to live forever at the state I am now at 23 perfection at its best healthy & good looking - forever with no negative effect to behold me. Billions of years pass and you are wishing to be dead like everyone else you have ever known. I wish I could be immortal, but with an off button, I do not age and I do not need food or water or air just do it because I can. I also have unlimited memory space! Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Ryan Scouse'UK omen. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.02.04 09:28:00 - [184] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK Originally by: DarknessInc Edited by: DarknessInc on 04/02/2008 07:18:43 Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but I substitue the chesse with poison. I wish Peopel would give me 100mil when I ask. granted but the GMs deduct 200M everytime someone gives you 100M I wish Planetside 2 would be released by CCP, and it wouldnt have one bad thing about it at all. and no high subscription or computer needs either granted but then people stop playing eve - as the game is to good for anything else to be played - so only the macro farmers are left & the new fish all 10000 :) I wish to live forever at the state I am now at 23 perfection at its best healthy & good looking - forever with no negative effect to behold me. Billions of years pass and you are wishing to be dead like everyone else you have ever known. I wish I could be immortal, but with an off button, I do not age and I do not need food or water or air just do it because I can. I also have unlimited memory space! U know what I could live with actions of my wish ;) I could easy live billions of years :) Wish granted but with unlimited memory space you soon run out of things to entertain you as you remember everything & become so bored of life that you end it. :)
Roxanna Kell FinFleet Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.02.04 10:41:00 - [185] Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK Originally by: DarknessInc Edited by: DarknessInc on 04/02/2008 07:18:43 Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but I substitue the chesse with poison. I wish Peopel would give me 100mil when I ask. granted but the GMs deduct 200M everytime someone gives you 100M I wish Planetside 2 would be released by CCP, and it wouldnt have one bad thing about it at all. and no high subscription or computer needs either granted but then people stop playing eve - as the game is to good for anything else to be played - so only the macro farmers are left & the new fish all 10000 :) I wish to live forever at the state I am now at 23 perfection at its best healthy & good looking - forever with no negative effect to behold me. Billions of years pass and you are wishing to be dead like everyone else you have ever known. I wish I could be immortal, but with an off button, I do not age and I do not need food or water or air just do it because I can. I also have unlimited memory space! U know what I could live with actions of my wish ;) I could easy live billions of years :) Wish granted but with unlimited memory space you soon run out of things to entertain you as you remember everything & become so bored of life that you end it. :) Granted, but you got shot while on your way to the surgeon. I wish someone will counter my wish.
Sanka Cofie Amarr Vena Sera Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.04 14:35:00 - [186] Granted, unfortunately while I was coding a counter to idnicate what number wish this thread is on I accidentally wrote a script that forwarded everything on your hard drive to your wife + job + government. Your post now has a counter on it, but years of stockpiled llama **** have ruined your life. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and 64' Impala. (I also wish I was like 6 foot 9 so I could get with Leoshi cuz she don't know me but yo she's really fine, but we'll save that for a later date) ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl.

CCP Atropos	Posted - 2008.02.04 16:39:00 - [187] Originally by: Sanka Cofie Granted, unfortunately while I was coding a counter to idnicate what number wish this thread is on I accidentally wrote a script that forwarded everything on your hard drive to your wife + job + government. Your post now has a counter on it, but years of stockpiled llama ** have ruined your life. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and 64' Impala. (I also wish I was like 6 foot 9 so I could get with Leoshi cuz she don't know me but yo she's really fine, but we'll save that for a later date) Unfortunately, the Government didn't take kindly to having the previous posters ** sent to them, so you're in jail and can't drive. I wish I had decent laptop, since I'm fed up of having an 'r' key that doesn't work.

Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.02.04 17:03:00 - [188] Originally by: CCP Atropos I wish I had decent laptop, since I'm fed up of having an 'r' key that doesn't work. Your wish is granted. Your laptop is so decent that it hacks the Air Force experimental computer system and starts a nuclear war. Nice work, hero. I wish world politics wasn't so crap. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
Imree Ixni	Posted - 2008.02.04 17:11:00 - [189] Originally by: Orgos Khenn Originally by: CCP Atropos I wish I had decent laptop, since I'm fed up of having an 'r' key that doesn't work. Your wish is granted. Your laptop is so decent that it hacks the Air Force experimental computer system and starts a nuclear war. Nice work, hero. I wish world politics wasn't so crap. Granted. World peace reigns and all problems are resolved. The news media has to resort to broadcasing stories about Britney Spears 24 hours a day. I wish I knew I had access to a better internet connection.
DarknessInc Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.02.04 18:34:00 - [190] Originally by: Imree Ixni Originally by: Orgos Khenn Originally by: CCP Atropos I wish I had decent laptop, since I'm fed up of having an 'r' key that doesn't work. Your wish is granted. Your laptop is so decent that it hacks the Air Force experimental computer system and starts a nuclear war. Nice work, hero. I wish world politics wasn't so crap. Granted. World peace reigns and all problems are resolved. The news media has to resort to broadcasing stories about Britney Spears 24 hours a day. I wish I knew I had access to a better internet connection. Granted and it runs at 100 TB/s, but only works for 30 seconds each day I wish...well i dont haveone :) my previous wish wasnt corrupted cuz it didnt deal with EVE, while the corruption did deal with each Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK Originally by: DarknessInc Edited by: DarknessInc on 04/02/2008 07:18:43 Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but I substitue the chesse with poison. I wish Peopel would give me 100mil when I ask. granted but the GMs deduct 200M everytime someone gives you 100M I wish Planetside 2 would be released by CCP, and it wouldnt have one bad thing about it at all. and no high subscription or computer needs either granted but then people stop playing eve - as the game is to good for anything else to be played - so only the macro farmers are left & the new fish all 10000 :) I wish to live forever at the state I am now at 23 perfection at its best healthy & good looking - forever with no negative effect to behold me. :) I wished for Planetside 2!!! No EVE!!! Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)

Imree Ixni	Posted - 2008.02.05 15:13:00 - [191] Edited by: Imree Ixni on 05/02/2008 15:14:12 Quote: :) I wished for Planetside 2!!! No EVE!!! Granted. CCP releases Planetside 2 and it's everything you hoped for and more. 6 months later the company is sold to SOE who announce that they are shutting down Planetside 2 so they can concentrate more resources on their upcoming project with LA, Jar Jar's Happy Funtime Pals. forgot to make a wish - I wish I'd win the lottery.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.05 15:40:00 - [192] Originally by: Imree Ixni forgot to make a wish - I wish I'd win the lottery. You win the ú50 million jackpot! Along with 60 million other people - net loss. I wish I could have my mind sent back in time top occupy my 4 year old self. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Mourn Navarre Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2008.02.05 15:40:00 - [193] Originally by: Imree Ixni Edited by: Imree Ixni on 05/02/2008 15:14:12 Quote: :) I wished for Planetside 2!!! No EVE!!! Granted. CCP releases Planetside 2 and it's everything you hoped for and more. 6 months later the company is sold to SOE who announce that they are shutting down Planetside 2 so they can concentrate more resources on their upcoming project with LA, Jar Jar's Happy Funtime Pals. forgot to make a wish - I wish I'd win the lottery. Granted. Unfortunately so did another 100 million people so your winnings amount to less than what the lottery ticket cost. I wish Microsoft would make a product that everyone would not complain about so much.... :)
Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2008.02.06 00:11:00 - [194] Edited by: Drake Arson on 06/02/2008 00:11:31 Granted. Everyone now complains about Apple's product. I wish this thread would be permanently sticked to the Out of Pod forums, and posted as News for the EVE Community on login. (Hint Hint, GM's/CCP/ISD :D) Dare you Defy me?!
Malashek Vatrii Kaminjosvig Mournival Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.06 01:32:00 - [195] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Imree Ixni forgot to make a wish - I wish I'd win the lottery. You win the ú50 million jackpot! Along with 60 million other people - net loss. I wish I could have my mind sent back in time top occupy my 4 year old self. You're mind is now occupying your 4 year old self, but people think you're a genius or an alien, so they disect your brain. I wish I could work at CCP. *****
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.06 06:35:00 - [196] Originally by: Malashek Vatrii I wish I could work at CCP. Granted. You are now assigned to cleaning up the restrooms after the entire programming team gets into a bad batch of ale and chili. I wish I knew what the hell I was doing. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Ombey Obsidian Inc. KIA Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.06 07:27:00 - [197] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I knew what the hell I was doing. Granted, but then you know toooo much.... and have to be 'dealt with' by shady sikkrit people. I wish I had a better laptop that could run Premium graphics. -- 2d EveMaps
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.06 07:35:00 - [198] Originally by: Ombey I wish I had a better laptop that could run Premium graphics. Granted. Unfortunatly, it cost so much that you are now no longer able to afford food or internet services. (no more EVE for you ) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Imree Ixni Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.02.06 13:14:00 - [199] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Ombey I wish I had a better laptop that could run Premium graphics. Granted. Unfortunatly, it cost so much that you are now no longer able to afford food or internet services. (no more EVE for you ) There's no wish for me to corrupt I wish Led Zeppelin would go on a reunion tour this summer and I'd win an all expenses paid trip to see them (including tickets).
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.06 13:41:00 - [200] Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish Led Zeppelin would go on a reunion tour this summer and I'd win an all expenses paid trip to see them (including tickets). Led Zeppelin reunite and go on tour. One of them get's drunk and has a brilliant idea for the venue you are at. Apparently Lead Zeppelings do not fly well. I wish that I still did my previous wish but I still had the smarts not to give anything away of my genius to the point of my own disection. Nor can I be killed, and I own a Death Note. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.

ry ry StateCorp Insurgency	Posted - 2008.02.06 13:50:00 - [201] unfortunately your hair becomes a vibrant shade of ginger, and you begin to perform card tricks. i wish i'd not eaten 4 packets of transform-a-snack for lunch. Signature removed. Too large and flashing signatures are not really permitted. Navigator
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.06 13:56:00 - [202] Originally by: ry ry unfortunately your hair becomes a vibrant shade of ginger, and you begin to perform card tricks. i wish i'd not eaten 4 packets of transform-a-snack for lunch. Your wisdh is granted - you vomit it all up over your significant other. And whats wrong with being ginger and doing cardtricks?.... I wish I could switch my internet service providings to something better and providings..... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.06 15:16:00 - [203] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: ry ry unfortunately your hair becomes a vibrant shade of ginger, and you begin to perform card tricks. i wish i'd not eaten 4 packets of transform-a-snack for lunch. Your wisdh is granted - you vomit it all up over your significant other. And whats wrong with being ginger and doing cardtricks?.... I wish I could switch my internet service providings to something better and providings..... You can switch to something better. You just won't have enough money left over for food afterwards. I wish I could create stuff just by thinking about it. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Imree Ixni Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.02.06 15:43:00 - [204] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I could create stuff just by thinking about it.[/quote Granted. You can't stop thinking about zombies. And Richard Simmons. I wish I'd find a bag full of unmarked $100 bills.
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.02.06 16:53:00 - [205] Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish I'd find a bag full of unmarked $100 bills. granted. all the bills are completely unmarked. they're fresh off a printer. and the FBI are after you for counterfeiting banknotes. I wish CCP would relocate to Edinburgh, so I can apply without having to relocate.
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.02.06 17:16:00 - [206] Originally by: Suze'Rain I wish CCP would relocate to Edinburgh, so I can apply without having to relocate. They relocate; unfortunately, they then get savagely attacked by Alex Salmond for being "too English". As they scurry broken and bleeding into the night, they vow to never set foot in Scotland again. I wish Hilary Clinton would lose. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.02.06 20:48:00 - [207] Originally by: Orgos Khenn I wish Hilary Clinton would lose. Clinton fails. Instead, Bush amends the constitution and becomes President for Life. Everyone blames you. I wish Alex Salmond were gagged, bound and prevented from ever acting like a twit again.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.06 20:52:00 - [208] Originally by: Suze'Rain I wish Alex Salmond were gagged, bound and prevented from ever acting like a twit again. This is corrupted only by my non corruption of this idea only the rules. I move that Slimond be forced to walk the plank off of Arthurs Seat - lo btw to the fellow Edinburgh chap. I wish that I could write Salmonds name in my Death Note I wish I had..... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.02.06 21:04:00 - [209] Originally by: Kirjava I wish that I could write Salmonds name in my Death Note I wish I had..... Granted. Unfortunately, he was hiding under a different identity and it fails, forcing you to uptake a certain deal which cuts your remaining lifespan in half. I wish L didn't die
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.06 21:05:00 - [210] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish L didn't die L is drawn back through the Ether, he is deposited into Near. I wish people would understand that I do not care about drasticly reducing my lifespan if I can get complete control over a Death Note. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.

Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.02.07 01:28:00 - [211] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish L didn't die L is drawn back through the Ether, he is deposited into Near. I wish people would understand that I do not care about drasticly reducing my lifespan if I can get complete control over a Death Note. Granted, as you don't care you begin trading other parts of your body also until you have the full power of a Death God. Unfortunately, you only have 39 seconds to use it. I wish we would stop wishing over anime. I also wish I am Legend was 2 hours longer so it could have a proper ending.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.07 02:31:00 - [212] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish we would stop wishing over anime. I also wish I am Legend was 2 hours longer so it could have a proper ending. Granted. Since they can no longer wish and dream about anime, huge mobs fill the streets looking for something to fill the void. You blood seems to fit the bill. You never quite make it to the theater to see the expanded version of I Am Legend. I wish my job paid me what I'm actually worth. (This ought to be an easy one) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Lui Kai Phoenix Aeronautics	Posted - 2008.02.07 03:41:00 - [213] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish we would stop wishing over anime. I also wish I am Legend was 2 hours longer so it could have a proper ending. Granted. Since they can no longer wish and dream about anime, huge mobs fill the streets looking for something to fill the void. You blood seems to fit the bill. You never quite make it to the theater to see the expanded version of I Am Legend. I wish my job paid me what I'm actually worth. (This ought to be an easy one) Granted, but your salary is halved and you're forced to re-examine your self-image. I wish humanity wasn't stupid. ----------------
Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2008.02.07 04:52:00 - [214] Granted. It ceases to exist. I wish my Previous wish was granted. Dare you Defy me?!
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.07 05:04:00 - [215] Originally by: Lui Kai I wish humanity wasn't stupid. Granted. Humanity is no longer stupid, but you had to pay the price to make it so. You now need help figuring out how to open doors marked 'Push'. I wish I had a sentient AI in my house. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2008.02.07 05:11:00 - [216] Granted. You get a Robot. It becomes sentient enough to realize that you are mortal, and plans your death. I REALLY wish people would strt answering my posts. Dare you Defy me?!
Ket Halpak Cold-Fury Southern Cross Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.07 05:14:00 - [217] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I had a sentient AI in my house. Granted. The AI infects the internets an hour after coming online and nukes the planet back the the stoneage. I wish to live for ever (an easy one :P) _____________ Southern Cross Alliance, the largest Aussie/Kiwi alliance in Eve!
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.07 05:24:00 - [218] Originally by: Ket Halpak I wish to live for ever (an easy one :P) Granted. Unfortunatly, you are the only human and living creature on land after that 'little incident' with a sentient AI. Starvation keeps you from getting too bored though. I wish I could freely reshape my body at will. (Odo - Deep Space 9) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Anila's Delight	Posted - 2008.02.07 05:27:00 - [219] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I could freely reshape my body at will. (Odo - Deep Space 9) Granted, but your first reshaping hurts so much you go insane and turn into a giant puddle. I wish I was the first man on mars. Originally by: Altrex Conclusive proof ladies and gentlemen that WoW kills brain cells.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.07 06:29:00 - [220] Originally by: Anila's Delight I wish I was the first man on mars. Granted. Unfortunatly, funding for the project was pulled during the trip and you're pretty much stranded there with a limited air/food supply. I wish I had my own band of ninja minions (completely loyal, mind you) to command. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?

Lui Kai Phoenix Aeronautics	Posted - 2008.02.07 09:43:00 - [221] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Anila's Delight I wish I was the first man on mars. Granted. Unfortunatly, funding for the project was pulled during the trip and you're pretty much stranded there with a limited air/food supply. I wish I had my own band of ninja minions (completely loyal, mind you) to command. Granted, but your band of ninjas only training was 8 years of jazz tap. I wish a previously unknown, sickeningly wealthy relative would suddenly gift me with a massive fortune. ----------------
Imree Ixni Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.02.07 15:12:00 - [222] Originally by: Lui Kai Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Anila's Delight I wish I was the first man on mars. Granted. Unfortunatly, funding for the project was pulled during the trip and you're pretty much stranded there with a limited air/food supply. I wish I had my own band of ninja minions (completely loyal, mind you) to command. Granted, but your band of ninjas only training was 8 years of jazz tap. I wish a previously unknown, sickeningly wealthy relative would suddenly gift me with a massive fortune. Granted. The shock causes you to have a severe stroke and you can only watch as your other relatives get power of attorney and have a grand time spending the money. I wish that I could reshape the climate where I live to my exact specifications.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.08 04:32:00 - [223] Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish that I could reshape the climate where I live to my exact specifications. Granted. The changes you make pretty much decimate 90% of the rest of the planet. Refugees from the affected areas ruin the rest, including your patch of land. I wish I had a 3-foot tall doll with hetero-chromatic eyes and a watering can. (Rozen Maiden reference, if you didn't get it already) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Lexi Belle	Posted - 2008.02.08 05:26:00 - [224] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish that I could reshape the climate where I live to my exact specifications. Granted. The changes you make pretty much decimate 90% of the rest of the planet. Refugees from the affected areas ruin the rest, including your patch of land. I wish I had a 3-foot tall doll with hetero-chromatic eyes and a watering can. (Rozen Maiden reference, if you didn't get it already) But we all remember what happend to Souseiseki. I wish i had a bigger room.
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.02.08 05:32:00 - [225] Originally by: Lexi Belle I wish i had a bigger room. Your house is demolished - there is now much more room for you to enjoy. I wish housing prices in the UK wern't so ludicrous so I actually had a chance of owning a property at some point in my lifetime
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.08 06:16:00 - [226] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish housing prices in the UK wern't so ludicrous so I actually had a chance of owning a property at some point in my lifetime Granted. You new neighbors will be an orphanage on one side, and Michael Jackson on the other. (/me dives for cover) I wish our elected officials were chosen more on ability and aptitude than charisma and catch-phrases. (But don't we all?) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Lui Kai Phoenix Aeronautics	Posted - 2008.02.08 10:54:00 - [227] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish housing prices in the UK wern't so ludicrous so I actually had a chance of owning a property at some point in my lifetime Granted. You new neighbors will be an orphanage on one side, and Michael Jackson on the other. (/me dives for cover) I wish our elected officials were chosen more on ability and aptitude than charisma and catch-phrases. (But don't we all?) Granted. Elected officials are now chosen according to a massive skeeball elimination tournament. I wish I had a tasty sandwich. ----------------
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.02.08 11:03:00 - [228] Originally by: Lui Kai I wish I had a tasty sandwich. You have a tasty sandwich; so tasty that it attracts bears. The last few moments of your life are spent thinking about how tasty the sandwich is, and how violent bears are. I wish my paycheck was trebled. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
Imree Ixni Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.02.08 14:42:00 - [229] Originally by: Orgos Khenn Originally by: Lui Kai I wish I had a tasty sandwich. You have a tasty sandwich; so tasty that it attracts bears. The last few moments of your life are spent thinking about how tasty the sandwich is, and how violent bears are. I wish my paycheck was trebled. Granted. You find that you are no happier than you were before, and decide to become a monk and live a life of poverty and chastity. I wish it would STOP SNOWING!
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.08 15:26:00 - [230] Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish it would STOP SNOWING! It stops snowing, however you now live next to a certain individual that appears to be god. I wish I could stop looking at the forums all the time. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.

Drake Arson Minmatar The Space BorderLine	Posted - 2008.02.09 20:35:00 - [231] Granted. You cease to exist. I wish someone would SERIOUSLY, answer my last post. Dare you Defy me?!
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.09 22:34:00 - [232] Originally by: Drake Arson Granted. You cease to exist. I wish someone would SERIOUSLY, answer my last post. This is an answer to your last post. This one. I wish i could control the developers of EVE into adding content the way I see fit. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.09 22:39:00 - [233] Originally by: DubanFP I wish i could control the developers of EVE into adding content the way I see fit. The way you see fit sets Eve on the way to becomming Hello Kitty online super fun Space adventure. All WoW players migrate and we get lag of epic proporsions. I wish I could remember the name of a show whose name has escaped my memory. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.02.09 22:53:00 - [234] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I could remember the name of a show whose name has escaped my memory. You do. The show is The Game. I wish I had a training queue system. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
Velodra Gison Dawn of a new Empire Pure.	Posted - 2008.02.09 23:43:00 - [235] Originally by: Orgos Khenn I wish I had a training queue system. You do, but it decides whitch skills to train by itself and you can't change it. I wish it would be more snow here.
xOm3gAx Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2008.02.10 02:15:00 - [236] Originally by: Velodra Gison Originally by: Orgos Khenn I wish I had a training queue system. You do, but it decides whitch skills to train by itself and you can't change it. I wish it would be more snow here. Granted. Unfortunately you are neither here nor there to witness it and thus do not experience nor enjoy it. This would be because your busy managing the skill training queue system. I wish I was a Djinn capable of granting my own wishes with no side effects. Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights. [url="http://myeve.eve-online.co
flaming phantom Minmatar Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION	Posted - 2008.02.10 04:17:00 - [237] Edited by: flaming phantom on 10/02/2008 04:18:06 Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish I was a Djinn capable of granting my own wishes with no side effects. granted but he ends up deciding not to grant any of them i wish there were more players in my TZ with me
ry ry StateCorp Insurgency	Posted - 2008.02.11 10:17:00 - [238] Originally by: flaming phantom Edited by: flaming phantom on 10/02/2008 04:18:06 Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish I was a Djinn capable of granting my own wishes with no side effects. granted but he ends up deciding not to grant any of them i wish there were more players in my TZ with me granted. the entirety of goonswarm just moved to your neighbourhood. i wish my driving license wasn't currently at swindon police station. Signature removed. Too large and flashing signatures are not really permitted. Navigator
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.11 11:26:00 - [239] Originally by: ry ry i wish my driving license wasn't currently at swindon police station. In a divine act purely for lulz - god in all her wisdom wills your drivers liscense to be lodged in your large intestine. I wish I had a kilo of antimatter. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Culmen Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2008.02.11 14:57:00 - [240] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: ry ry i wish my driving license wasn't currently at swindon police station. In a divine act purely for lulz - god in all her wisdom wills your drivers liscense to be lodged in your large intestine. I wish I had a kilo of antimatter. Granted, that kilo is now lodged in YOUR large intestine I wish i wasn't a conscript _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?

Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.11 16:05:00 - [241] Originally by: Culmen I wish i wasn't a conscript You are now the clone of a conscript so as to increase my units. I wish I had that kilo of antimatter in a container that I could open, when I wanted to, only I could and it was not inside me. I can also contain particles individualy without the whole lot blowing up unless I want to. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.11 17:58:00 - [242] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had that kilo of antimatter in a container that I could open, when I wanted to, only I could and it was not inside me. I can also contain particles individualy without the whole lot blowing up unless I want to. Granted. Unfortunatly, you and the container are now out in deep space. You'll have a hard time finding much normal matter to mix with the antimatter, but such is life. I wish the voices in my head could at least agree on what to put on a pizza. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Imree Ixni Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:14:00 - [243] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had that kilo of antimatter in a container that I could open, when I wanted to, only I could and it was not inside me. I can also contain particles individualy without the whole lot blowing up unless I want to. Granted. Unfortunatly, you and the container are now out in deep space. You'll have a hard time finding much normal matter to mix with the antimatter, but such is life. I wish the voices in my head could at least agree on what to put on a pizza. Granted. Unfortunately they all agree on tofu and squid. I wish I could go back in time and hand my 18 year old self a list entitled "Stupid things you shouldn't do". And detailed information on the stock market from that date to the present.
xOm3gAx Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:25:00 - [244] Originally by: Imree Ixni Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had that kilo of antimatter in a container that I could open, when I wanted to, only I could and it was not inside me. I can also contain particles individualy without the whole lot blowing up unless I want to. Granted. Unfortunatly, you and the container are now out in deep space. You'll have a hard time finding much normal matter to mix with the antimatter, but such is life. I wish the voices in my head could at least agree on what to put on a pizza. Granted. Unfortunately they all agree on tofu and squid. I wish I could go back in time and hand my 18 year old self a list entitled "Stupid things you shouldn't do". And detailed information on the stock market from that date to the present. granted but you forgot your list and while trying to explain to your past self what you shouldn't do you accidentally touched yourself thus removing yourself from existence. I wish i were a god. Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights. [url="http://myeve.eve-online.co
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:32:00 - [245] Edited by: Helen Hunts on 11/02/2008 20:36:50 Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish I could go back in time and hand my 18 year old self a list entitled "Stupid things you shouldn't do". And detailed information on the stock market from that date to the present. Granted. Unfortunatly, your 18-year self manages to pass the whole experience off as a gag and/or good/bad booze/drugs and throws the list away. On a side note, your old garbage collector is now worth several billion. Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish I was a god Granted. You are now the god of landfills and cesspits. Enjoy! I wish I had direct neural-net access to the internet with complete firewall and anti-virus protections. EDIT: Dang interruptions at work cutting into my forum-surfing time. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.12 01:13:00 - [246] Granted, but you accidentaly download Norton 2007 and a Spam loaded Screen saver and us now being Smacked around by Adds that pop up in your brain that says, "Buy me!" I wish i had that Hulk all readdy. Dare you Defy me?!
Last Wolf Templars of Space	Posted - 2008.02.12 02:36:00 - [247] Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but you accidentaly download Norton 2007 and a Spam loaded Screen saver and us now being Smacked around by Adds that pop up in your brain that says, "Buy me!" I wish i had that Hulk all readdy. Granted, But because you rushed it they only had time to put in a 1m^3 cargo bay. I wish for a paradox
Imree Ixni Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.02.12 13:19:00 - [248] Originally by: Last Wolf Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but you accidentaly download Norton 2007 and a Spam loaded Screen saver and us now being Smacked around by Adds that pop up in your brain that says, "Buy me!" I wish i had that Hulk all readdy. Granted, But because you rushed it they only had time to put in a 1m^3 cargo bay. I wish for a paradox Granted. You now have identical twin physicians living with you. I wish I had a pet squirrel who could tap dance.
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.02.12 13:28:00 - [249] Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish I had a pet squirrel who could tap dance. Your pet squirrel can sing and dance and do for you whatever you desire. Unfortunately it is a short lived visit as you are soon 'visited' by his former owners who have come to take him away from you and make you 'forget' I wish I could avoid going to work today and not get fired for it
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.02.12 14:36:00 - [250] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish I could avoid going to work today and not get fired for it Granted. you can now avoid going to work every day, and will never get fired... you're now an art student. I wish my bank balance was'nt in the red...

xOm3gAx Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2008.02.12 18:51:00 - [251] Originally by: Suze'Rain Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish I could avoid going to work today and not get fired for it Granted. you can now avoid going to work every day, and will never get fired... you're now an art student. I wish my bank balance was'nt in the red... Granted. It is now in the green with 1trillion dollars in it. Unfortunatly the sudden change caused teh authorities to "lockdown" your account and you cannot take funds from it. I wish i was evil incarnate Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights. [url="http://myeve.eve-online.co
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.02.12 19:11:00 - [252] Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish i was evil incarnate You join the Church of Scientology. I wish I could slap people through the monitor. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.02.12 19:29:00 - [253] Originally by: Orgos Khenn Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish i was evil incarnate You join the Church of Scientology. I wish I could slap people through the monitor. Granted. you discover that only the powerful science of L.Ron Hubbard's teachings (aided by generous donations weekly) will allow you to slap people. I wish that I could find where I put sewing needles before stepping on the damn things...
Last Wolf Templars of Space	Posted - 2008.02.12 19:42:00 - [254] Originally by: Suze'Rain Originally by: Orgos Khenn Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish i was evil incarnate You join the Church of Scientology. I wish I could slap people through the monitor. Granted. you discover that only the powerful science of L.Ron Hubbard's teachings (aided by generous donations weekly) will allow you to slap people. I wish that I could find where I put sewing needles before stepping on the damn things... Granted, you now find them after you sit on them. I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards.
Anwylyd Al'Vos Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari	Posted - 2008.02.12 19:59:00 - [255] Originally by: Last Wolf Granted, you now find them after you sit on them. I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards. Granted: but it only has a 5mw bandwidth... I wish I could work from home. _ . - Justice, Mercy, and Faith My views are my own and do not necessarily reflect those of Electus Matari.

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2008.02.12 20:00:00 - [256] Originally by: Last Wolf I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards. And risk my reputation for some lousy 15-20B? I think not. Sorry. Secure 3rd party service ■ Do you Veldspar?

xOm3gAx Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2008.02.12 20:03:00 - [257] Originally by: Anwylyd Al'Vos Originally by: Last Wolf Granted, you now find them after you sit on them. I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards. Granted: but it only has a 5mw bandwidth... I wish I could work from home. Granted unfortunately your home burns to the ground and you are fired. I wish i were death. Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights. [url="http://myeve.eve-online.co
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.02.12 23:40:00 - [258] Originally by: Chribba Originally by: Last Wolf I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards. And risk my reputation for some lousy 15-20B? I think not. Sorry. Hi Chribbabot Chribba Veldspar Veldnaught Jita Amarr EVE-Files Mining ...I'll give it 5 minutes
Imree Ixni Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.02.13 02:19:00 - [259] Originally by: xOm3gAx Originally by: Anwylyd Al'Vos Originally by: Last Wolf Granted, you now find them after you sit on them. I wish Chribba would steal a mothership during one of his 3rd party trades and give it to me. I don't really care if it gets blown up, I just want to see the drama in a CAOD post afterwards. Granted: but it only has a 5mw bandwidth... I wish I could work from home. Granted unfortunately your home burns to the ground and you are fired. I wish i were death. Granted. Shortly after you become Death several amazing breakthroughs in technology allow humans to become immortal. You spend the next billion years or so sitting around playing cards with War Famine and Pestilence, talking about how bored you are and how you really wish you could meet some girls. I wish I had a magical version of Word that would write best selling novels on its own, and I could publish them under my name.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.13 03:01:00 - [260] Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish I had a magical version of Word that would write best selling novels on its own, and I could publish them under my name. Granted. Just before the first book is finished, a power surge fries everything. There are no backups. /me sings. "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..." hey, wait a minute _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?

xOm3gAx Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2008.02.13 04:09:00 - [261] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish I had a magical version of Word that would write best selling novels on its own, and I could publish them under my name. Granted. Just before the first book is finished, a power surge fries everything. There are no backups. /me sings. "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..." hey, wait a minute Granted. The minute becomes longer. You become impatient and walk away from your computer. Later wishing you looked for this message because if u did and got me ingame id give u 100million iskies. =-) I wish i had 100billion isk. Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights. [url="http://myeve.eve-online.co
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.13 04:29:00 - [262] Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish i had 100billion isk. Granted. Unfortunatly, you are stuck in a pod somewhere that looks suspiciously like Azarnoff (WoW) where nobody has ever heard of ISK, but will happily sell you things for gold. I wish I had a few hours alone with our universe's souce code and a quick re-compile. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.13 15:16:00 - [263] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I had a few hours alone with our universe's souce code and a quick re-compile. Granted, but you accidently include a bug that removes yourself from existance. I wish anyone who responds to this wish would suffer a fate a billion times worse then the most horrible death imaginable. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.13 22:00:00 - [264] Originally by: DubanFP I wish anyone who responds to this wish would suffer a fate a billion times worse then the most horrible death imaginable. Granted. You're joining me though. I wish I had a 'GM/Dev powers' button I could use in-game once a week. (Without getting caught, mind you) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
xOm3gAx Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2008.02.13 22:16:00 - [265] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: DubanFP I wish anyone who responds to this wish would suffer a fate a billion times worse then the most horrible death imaginable. Granted. You're joining me though. I wish I had a 'GM/Dev powers' button I could use in-game once a week. (Without getting caught, mind you) Granted. But the button is bugged and removes your boot.ini, cmd.exe, explorer.exe and all versions / varients of directx / wine etc. I wish i was Tomb for a day. Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights. [url="http://myeve.eve-online.co
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.13 23:28:00 - [266] Originally by: xOm3gAx Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: DubanFP I wish anyone who responds to this wish would suffer a fate a billion times worse then the most horrible death imaginable. Granted. You're joining me though. I wish I had a 'GM/Dev powers' button I could use in-game once a week. (Without getting caught, mind you) Granted. But the button is bugged and removes your boot.ini, cmd.exe, explorer.exe and all versions / varients of directx / wine etc. I wish i was Tomb for a day. Done, you're put in a tomb for a day, buried under tons of concrete. After 24 hours they realize the mistake and your corpse is then moved to a more budgeted slot. I wish I owned a super-computer. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Lui Kai Phoenix Aeronautics	Posted - 2008.02.14 01:26:00 - [267] Originally by: DubanFP Done, you're put in a tomb for a day, buried under tons of concrete. After 24 hours they realize the mistake and your corpse is then moved to a more budgeted slot. I wish I owned a super-computer. Granted. However the "reasonable monthly payment" bills soon arrive, forcing you to declare bankruptcy. The repo man arrives, taking said super-computer, along with your regular variety boxes to make up the interest. I wish I had a monkey. ----------------
Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.15 23:49:00 - [268] Granted, but animal Rights Associats (ARA) finds you guilty of beastiality. I wish the world was flat. Dare you Defy me?!
Sgt Blade An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three	Posted - 2008.02.16 02:45:00 - [269] Edited by: Sgt Blade on 16/02/2008 02:47:17 Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but animal Rights Associats (ARA) finds you guilty of beastiality. I wish the world was flat. Granted, but now you can't go on a "around the world luxury 5-Star cruise" to escape your uneventful, normal life, stuck in a dead end job with the woman you didn't marry those 20 years ago. I wish that I would not need sleep ever again Hypnotic Pelvic Thrusting Level 5
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.16 03:06:00 - [270] Originally by: Sgt Blade I wish that I would not need sleep ever again You get killed by a rockslide. You no longer need sleep in your newly aquired "Dead" condition. I wish I had a major part in the Stargate franchise. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP

zcinner Caldari Cosmic Fusion When Fat Kids Attack	Posted - 2008.02.16 03:15:00 - [271] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Sgt Blade I wish that I would not need sleep ever again You get killed by a rockslide. You no longer need sleep in your newly aquired "Dead" condition. I wish I had a major part in the Stargate franchise. but taht measn i need a big shiny fajek ***** in my hole
xOm3gAx Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2008.02.16 05:23:00 - [272] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Sgt Blade I wish that I would not need sleep ever again You get killed by a rockslide. You no longer need sleep in your newly aquired "Dead" condition. I wish I had a major part in the Stargate franchise. Granted. However because of your horrid acting skills and public outcry over your methods your fired....... out of a cannon into the sun for real. I wish for the aggro my other half has on me to go away. The objects to stop flying at my head and for her to be quiet for just one day. Oh yeah and a bottle of rum. Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights. [url="http://myeve.eve-online.co
Sanka Cofie Amarr Vena Sera Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.17 18:10:00 - [273] Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish for the aggro my other half has on me to go away. The objects to stop flying at my head and for her to be quiet for just one day. Oh yeah and a bottle of rum. It is as you wish. Unfortunately, she wakes up from the day-long coma you put her in when you broke that bottle of rum over her head, and you make national news by requesting that life support be removed only 23 minutes into her coma. After your wife leaves you (and takes EVERYTHING) you try to enter the dating scene but no woman will touch you. Also your face catches fire at random times throughout the day, including while you're sleeping, and when you open your mouth to talk you start vomitting sea-salt and sand. Tough luck. - - - - I wish I had dreadlocks. That would be awesome. And by awesome. I mean totally sweet. ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl.
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.02.17 18:37:00 - [274] You now have dreadlocks. Everyone who sees you in public immediately assumes you're either a hippie, a punk-band drug addict, or both. Being that you're probably neither, you're declared a 'fake' by the real ones, whilst having to evade packs of chavs if you have any desire to remain in a condition other than 'dead' I wish those bastards where I'm trying to get a job would accept my app already so I could tell my current bastard employers where to shove it
goodby4u Logistic Technologies Incorporated	Posted - 2008.02.17 20:54:00 - [275] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish those bastards where I'm trying to get a job would accept my app already so I could tell my current bastard employers where to shove it They will accept your app,but they will also send you to a third world country on **** shovel duty. I want amarr to be buffed,not with missiles or shield tanking either! This is what happens when a kestrel with thermal missiles declares war on earth
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.17 23:35:00 - [276] Originally by: goodby4u I want amarr to be buffed,not with missiles or shield tanking either! They get a drone frigate. I wish I could sucessfully frame a certain person in the world in such a way that nobody in the history of existance will ever suspect me, and that thing would be soo horrible that there isn't a single person in the world who doesn't hate this certain someone. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.18 21:20:00 - [277] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I could sucessfully frame a certain person in the world in such a way that nobody in the history of existance will ever suspect me, and that thing would be soo horrible that there isn't a single person in the world who doesn't hate this certain someone. Granted. In an effort to save himself and/or take others down with him, he names 'accomplices'. One of the names happens to be yours. I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.02.18 23:33:00 - [278] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing) You put your hand into your pocket to pay for a pint of Guinness and the money doesn't stop coming out until you are buried under a mountain of coke-dusted five pound notes and sweaty pennies. The tremendous weight does awful things to your entire skeleton. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was stationed near my house so I could successfully engage on a campaign of terror against them. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.19 00:46:00 - [279] Originally by: Orgos Khenn Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing) You put your hand into your pocket to pay for a pint of Guinness and the money doesn't stop coming out until you are buried under a mountain of coke-dusted five pound notes and sweaty pennies. The tremendous weight does awful things to your entire skeleton. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was stationed near my house so I could successfully engage on a campaign of terror against them. Done, your campaign of terror lasts a whole 10 seconds before you're shot by a nearby police officer. The corruption of my last wish FAILS since i quite specifically stated that nobody would ever suspect me. Yet his corruption results in me being suspected. I wish someone would corrupt my last wish in a way that didn't fail miserably. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Last Wolf Templars of Space	Posted - 2008.02.19 02:41:00 - [280] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Orgos Khenn Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing) You put your hand into your pocket to pay for a pint of Guinness and the money doesn't stop coming out until you are buried under a mountain of coke-dusted five pound notes and sweaty pennies. The tremendous weight does awful things to your entire skeleton. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was stationed near my house so I could successfully engage on a campaign of terror against them. Done, your campaign of terror lasts a whole 10 seconds before you're shot by a nearby police officer. The corruption of my last wish FAILS since i quite specifically stated that nobody would ever suspect me. Yet his corruption results in me being suspected. I wish someone would corrupt my last wish in a way that didn't fail miserably. Granted, That said person is killed soon after because everyone hated them so much. Few days lated everybody has forgotten the whole thing... and now hate you because you smell funny. I wish I could break up with my Girlfriend without feeling horribly guilty (and without her crying pathetically for weeks)

Terail Zoqial	Posted - 2008.02.19 03:23:00 - [281] Originally by: Last Wolf I wish I could break up with my Girlfriend without feeling horribly guilty (and without her crying pathetically for weeks) You break up with your girlfriend and don't feel a thing. Ever. Due to lack of emotional response you can no longer do your duties as a man and never have a relationship or sexual encounter ever in your life. *** I wish I had a device that contained all universal knowledge, could communicate with anything that existed, that could not be used to harm anyone and only I could access. That would rawk so hard
Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.19 04:39:00 - [282] Granted, however, the information is so massive, your puny Human brain is not capable of handling the download precedure. All motor fucntions immediatly give out to make extra room for the Universal Knowledge. I wish I had Dev powers. Dare you Defy me?!
Sabahl Minmatar TerraDyne Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.19 09:26:00 - [283] Edited by: Sabahl on 19/02/2008 09:28:03 Granted. Now you have to put up with all the whining on Eve-O and pretend that you actually care. I wish I could smartbomb Jita. With a domesday device. Remotely. From anywhere in the game.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.19 09:32:00 - [284] Originally by: Sabahl I wish I could smartbomb Jita. With a domesday device. Remotely. From anywhere in the game. Granted. The ship you use to do this however cost you 3 of your limbs to afford the GTC to buy this thing and has the tank of a covert ops without the cloak, and cannot leave the system of Taisy or dock. Everyone moves to Perimiter. I wish I will do well in my Physics prelim in a few hours... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Culmen Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Imperial Republic Of the North	Posted - 2008.02.19 13:39:00 - [285] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I will do well in my Physics prelim in a few hours... Granted, you are selected for the Ministry of Education's new interactive physics test. you now get thrown into a Well, while people calculate how much force smooshes you I wish i had the next poster's EvE online login and password _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Sgt Blade An Eye For An Eye Rule of Three	Posted - 2008.02.19 16:54:00 - [286] Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Kirjava I wish I will do well in my Physics prelim in a few hours... Granted, you are selected for the Ministry of Education's new interactive physics test. you now get thrown into a Well, while people calculate how much force smooshes you I wish i had the next poster's EvE online login and password granted but it seems that this char has no assets or isk as it seems it had all been transfered to their other account. that and the devs find out and so has banned your credit card and ip address from using eve ever again. have a nice day I wish that i had x-ray like vision to seen underneith the cloths of ONLY the beautiful women of the world whenever i like but it does nothing for men and women who do not match my tastes. Hypnotic Pelvic Thrusting Level 5
Seifer Al'Masy Caldari Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2008.02.19 18:14:00 - [287] Edited by: Seifer Al''Masy on 19/02/2008 18:15:26 Granted. But !! after a week of "all-seeing-hot-womans" you would turn up "homo...". i wish i was living in Calgary _____ "Take everything you can, give nothing back."
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.20 05:26:00 - [288] Originally by: Seifer Al'Masy i wish i was living in Calgary Granted. Unfortunatly, all your money/food/clothes/stuff is still where you used to live. It's just a little cool outside right now. I wish I had 100 million dollars US in the bank, all taxes paid, all legal. (Ahh crap, someone's gonna make the US dollar into the new Mexican Peso, aren't they?) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Calvin Firenze Texas Deep Space Warp to Desktop	Posted - 2008.02.20 06:27:00 - [289] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I had 100 million dollars US in the bank, all taxes paid, all legal. (Ahh crap, someone's gonna make the US dollar into the new Mexican Peso, aren't they?) Granted, but the 100 million dollars in the bank is in a trust fund for your future grandchildren. (sucker :P) I wish I was one of those grandchildren. ____ Originally by: Morrow Disca You sir/madam, need a big cup of STFU.
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.02.20 12:32:00 - [290] Originally by: Calvin Firenze I wish I was one of those grandchildren. You become a grandchild in potentia. Unfortunately you never make it to the egg. I wish I could shred guitar like Herman Li. ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.

Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.20 12:58:00 - [291] Originally by: Orgos Khenn I wish I could shred guitar like Herman Li. Granted - your first act is a tribute to this. I wish I could Cryogenicly freeze myself till April 5th when the new Anime season starts broadcasting..... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Bardi MecAuldnis Amarr Viziam	Posted - 2008.02.20 17:07:00 - [292] Granted, but Hirano Aya is replaced by Midorikawa Hikaru, and he has laryngitis. KyoAni's artists have mental relapses and start drawing like 5th graders, American 5th Graders. I wish my school debts disappeared. --- Originally by: CCP Zulupark The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of gold...Amarr simply sit there and charge their lasers, secure in their knowledge that God is on their side.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.20 17:11:00 - [293] Originally by: Bardi MecAuldnis I wish my school debts disappeared. They do. As do you. It has nothing to do with me, Dark Shikari, a chainsaw and a shovel. Absolutly nothing to do with you suggesting Hirano Aya be replaced...... I wish it turned out Kyon was god.... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.22 04:28:00 - [294] Granted, but he doesn't liek you anymore. you find your self dead. I wish I had more corp members. Dare you Defy me?!
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.22 05:27:00 - [295] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish I had more corp members. Granted. Half of them turn out to be corp thieves. The rest end up getting you podded repeatedly due to incompetence/insanity. In order to save time and hassle, I wish politicians were imprisioned promptly upon obtaining office. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Fraszoid Caldari Condottieri Industries The Economy	Posted - 2008.02.22 05:39:00 - [296] Originally by: Helen Hunts In order to save time and hassle, I wish politicians were imprisoned promptly upon obtaining office. Granted. In order to save more time and hassle elections are abolished and the government is chosen by drawing numbers from a hat, which your number happens to be drawn for Minister of Corruption, and are promptly imprisoned for 20 years for stuff you never had a chance to commit. Enjoy prison. I wish I could remember where I put my baking powder and drugs so I don't keep sneezing muffins all the time. Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it. Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.22 07:00:00 - [297] Edited by: Helen Hunts on 22/02/2008 07:05:13 Originally by: Fraszoid I wish I could remember where I put my baking powder and drugs so I don't keep sneezing muffins all the time. Granted. Sadly, your drug riddled brain can no longer tell the difference between the two. On the plus side, some of your friends teach you how to sneeze pancakes for their amusement. I wish I could do the whole EVE-style clone routine here on Sol III. All expenses paid, just like in-game. (It would cut down commute times a bit ) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Rawr Cristina Caldari Cult of Rawr	Posted - 2008.02.22 07:04:00 - [298] Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 22/02/2008 07:05:20 Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Fraszoid I wish I could remember where I put my baking powder and drugs so I don't keep sneezing muffins all the time. Granted. Sadly, your drug riddled brain can no longer tell the difference between the two. On the plus side, some of your friends teach you how to sneeze pancakes for their amusement. You didn't make a wish. By default, the same fate is applied to you
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.22 07:23:00 - [299] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish I didn't have to keep editing this post Granted. We lock you in COAD so you can edit posts there. I wish I didn't occasionally forget things. (and no "Granted. You now forget things all the time" either) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Gangus Minmatar Matari BackBone	Posted - 2008.02.22 08:51:00 - [300] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I didn't occasionally forget things. (and no "Granted. You now forget things all the time" either) Granted: you now remeber everything, and are so horrified by all the detail you shoot yourself in the face. I wish people would stop wishing for stuff and this thread would die. Gangus Director Of Light Entertainment (crude) Matari BackBone Never mess with a guy in an ugly ship. He's bitter and has nothing to lose.

Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.22 08:58:00 - [301] Originally by: Gangus I wish people would stop wishing for stuff and this thread would die. This wish is rejected. I wish I never needed to sleep again so I had a 24 hour day. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.27 07:20:00 - [302] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I never needed to sleep again so I had a 24 hour day. Granted. You are now awake 24/7, whether you want to be or not. Since sleep is when the brain files away things to be learned/memorized and links new things in, you no longer leanr much of anything and your mental state starts to degrade. Also, you learn the truely horrid nateure of 3am television programming. (Hello, Infomercials) I wish I had a magic cure-all for the common cold and flu. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Ashira Twilight	Posted - 2008.02.27 08:20:00 - [303] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Kirjava I wish I never needed to sleep again so I had a 24 hour day. Granted. You are now awake 24/7, whether you want to be or not. Since sleep is when the brain files away things to be learned/memorized and links new things in, you no longer leanr much of anything and your mental state starts to degrade. Also, you learn the truely horrid nateure of 3am television programming. (Hello, Infomercials) I wish I had a magic cure-all for the common cold and flu. Granted, but the "cure" turns every living thing into rabid zombie-like super-human canibals. I wish I hadn't ripped my pants today. ---------------------------------------
Sabahl Minmatar Game-Over Insurgency	Posted - 2008.02.27 10:11:00 - [304] Granted. Your pants are now made out of solid titanium. Ignoring your inability to take them off to go to the lavatory, the only way for you to extract yourself from them is with an oxy-acetalene torch. Can you say conductive heat transfer? Ouchies! I wish I could accelerate time so that today is next week and I am sunning myself on a beach in the Maldives instead of being trapped in a crappy office.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.27 10:34:00 - [305] Originally by: Sabahl I wish I could accelerate time so that today is next week and I am sunning myself on a beach in the Maldives instead of being trapped in a crappy office. Granted, unfortunatly you are now the subject of interest for a certain individual obsessed with Timetravel, Espers and Aliens, you end up disected and put on display. I wish Kyoto would end up leaking season 2 on the internets so I can see it early.... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.28 06:00:00 - [306] Originally by: Kirjava I wish Kyoto would end up leaking season 2 on the internets so I can see it early.... Granted. The video shows nice and clear. Unfortunatly, the audio, closed caption and subtitles didn't get leaked early. The only audio tracks you can find to match up with the lip movements are political debates. (you only asked to see...) Since I've already got the chainsaws and shotguns ready, I wish the zombies really would come out to play. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Sabahl Minmatar Game-Over Insurgency	Posted - 2008.02.28 16:06:00 - [307] Granted. 3,000 clones of Rob Zombie are now knocking at your front door and asking what exactly you think you are going to do with a shotgun with no cartridges and a chainsaw without any petrol. I wish the person who responds to this wish will not be able to make this wish corrupted.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.02.28 16:13:00 - [308] Originally by: Sabahl I wish the person who responds to this wish will not be able to make this wish corrupted. I fail to corrupt this wish. This contradicts the rules of the game, logicly it is the equivelent in maths of [-1^0.5]. Hence this is a contradiction and by not being contradicted it is contradicted. You try to follow this and get a Naga-speach overload and go into a coma for 3 months. I wish I could desighn a factory for producing carbon nanotubes and own the patents. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.02.28 19:03:00 - [309] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Sabahl I wish the person who responds to this wish will not be able to make this wish corrupted. I fail to corrupt this wish. This contradicts the rules of the game, logicly it is the equivelent in maths of [-1^0.5]. Hence this is a contradiction and by not being contradicted it is contradicted. You try to follow this and get a Naga-speach overload and go into a coma for 3 months. I wish I could design a factory for producing carbon nanotubes and own the patents. Done, you even get hundreds of investors to get your design off the ground & built too. Unfortunately once produced your factory is indescriminate about where the carbon atoms come from. It converts all life within several miles into carbon nanotubes, including yours. I wish I could get this great idea for a video game I have actually designed, built, and put on the market. Even if i didn't get any credit for it. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.02.29 04:11:00 - [310] Granted. This game is called "life" I wish this thred would NEVER dissapear. Dare you Defy me?!

Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.29 06:45:00 - [311] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish this thred would NEVER dissapear. (If I dood it, I'ma gonna get a whippin..... I dood it ) Granted. This thread never disappears and continues to grow. In the next three years, it manages to break free of the CCP computers and infects the rest of the internet like a virus. Everything from your bank accounts, medical records, and even your television programming have been taken over by this thread. Sadly, forum posts don't translate to television signals any better than they do to bank accounts. I wish I had my own Personal Cloaking Device. (That I can still find when I take it off, mind you) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.03.02 17:20:00 - [312] granted, but it only has the ability to run for 5 seconds, and every time i activaes it draws immense amount of energy from your body. I wish I had more targets Dare you Defy me?!
Great Artista Caldari Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.03.02 17:33:00 - [313] Originally by: Drake Arson granted, but it only has the ability to run for 5 seconds, and every time i activaes it draws immense amount of energy from your body. I wish I had more targets Granted, you no longer see the difference between red and blue. I wish I had more wishes. _______ ◕◡◕
Einar Lightfingers Domini Umbrus VENOM Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.02 19:58:00 - [314] Originally by: Great Artista I wish I had more wishes. Granted, you now have unlimited wishes. Unfortunately, you can only wish every 20 years. I wish it wasn't raining outside so I could finish painting my car rims. _______________________ CEO of Domini Umbrus
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.02 22:53:00 - [315] Originally by: Einar Lightfingers Originally by: Great Artista I wish I had more wishes. I wish it wasn't raining outside. Done, it's now snowing outside. I wish i had psychic powers. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.03 21:49:00 - [316] Originally by: DubanFP I wish i had psychic powers. Granted. You are now able to communicate telepathically with deep-sea tube worms. Unfortunatly, your range is limited to about 100 meters and you feel desperatly lonely without being in touch with them. I wish I had a magic button that would banish EVE-whiners back to WoW/Hello Kitty Online. (Only I get one, and I ain't going back to WoW and have no interest in Hello Kitty) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Sabahl Minmatar Game-Over Insurgency	Posted - 2008.03.04 15:03:00 - [317] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I had a magic button that would banish EVE-whiners back to WoW/Hello Kitty Online. (Only I get one, and I ain't going back to WoW and have no interest in Hello Kitty) Granted. Due to the law of conservation of MMRPG they are all replaced by Everquest players who insist on telling you all about the very first time they saw a dragon and who shout WOOT! in local for no adequately explainable reason every time you log in.
Sabahl Minmatar Game-Over Insurgency	Posted - 2008.03.04 15:04:00 - [318] I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish, just then.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.03.04 15:06:00 - [319] Edited by: Kirjava on 04/03/2008 15:07:19 Originally by: Sabahl I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish, just then. Request for timetravel detected on the basis of wishing to change the past. You know Haruhiists are going to descend on this faster than a goon to an Exhumer?..... oh wait.... I wish I had 8Mb Broadband that actualy went at 8Mb. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.05 05:25:00 - [320] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had 8Mb Broadband that actualy went at 8Mb. Granted. Your broadband now runs at a full 8Mb. It never throttles back from full speed either. Since the data you request rarely, if ever takes the full bandwidth, the rest is filled with AOL software, horribly dubbed anime, and the worst of the YTMND pages. Removing all this from your hard drive now takes up the majority of your time. I wish I had my book with me to read during my 12 hour shift. (Someone called off and I get to work an extra half-shift during the dead of night.) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?

Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.03.06 14:48:00 - [321] Granted. Though, the book is so real and scary, you pss out from fright when you hear the building just settlign down for hte night. I wish my skill would finish soon. Dare you Defy me?!
Rawr Cristina Caldari Naqam	Posted - 2008.03.06 22:05:00 - [322] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish my skill would finish soon. Granted. Your skill finishes. Unfortunately, CCP ditch the skill-training system because it's "Unfair" and all the SP you spent so long getting disappear into thin air. I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again ...
Ryan Scouse'UK omen. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.03.07 06:41:00 - [323] Originally by: Rawr Cristina Originally by: Drake Arson I wish my skill would finish soon. Granted. Your skill finishes. Unfortunately, CCP ditch the skill-training system because it's "Unfair" and all the SP you spent so long getting disappear into thin air. I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again -Wish not granted she is gone forever.-
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.07 07:03:00 - [324] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again I can grant this one. Jenny is back. The new and improved Jenny mk4 to be exact. The mods end up perma-banning this one for flagrant and explicit rule violations. The forum community breathes a sigh of relief afterwards. I wish I had the funding to build some of the 'execution rooms' discussed here. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.03.07 08:58:00 - [325] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again I can grant this one. Jenny is back. The new and improved Jenny mk4 to be exact. The mods end up perma-banning this one for flagrant and explicit rule violations. The forum community breathes a sigh of relief afterwards. I wish I had the funding to build some of the 'execution rooms' discussed here. You get the monies and build it. Guess who everyone watching the project tests it on? I wish I could take my Rokh to Ikariam and have fun bringing nuclear winter to my enemies.... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.07 13:56:00 - [326] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again I can grant this one. Jenny is back. The new and improved Jenny mk4 to be exact. The mods end up perma-banning this one for flagrant and explicit rule violations. The forum community breathes a sigh of relief afterwards. I wish I had the funding to build some of the 'execution rooms' discussed here. You get the monies and build it. Guess who everyone watching the project tests it on? I wish I could take my Rokh to Ikariam and have fun bringing nuclear winter to my enemies.... Done. Unfortunately the fallout brings your nation to it's knees too. Famine & poverty crushes your nation resulting in the complete destruction of your nation along with every nation on your server. I wish I never made this post ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.03.07 13:59:00 - [327] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I never made this post See my arguement here. I wish I could take the Rokh to Ikariam, but with a POS shield to cover my own cluster of islands. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.07 15:16:00 - [328] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: DubanFP I wish I never made this post See my arguement here. I wish I could take the Rokh to Ikariam, but with a POS shield to cover my own cluster of islands. Done. These PoS shields block all radiation from passing through, including light. Your crops die of because of the lack of light and your population then starves to death. I wish I didn't have to deal with Haruhiism today. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.08 01:40:00 - [329] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I didn't have to deal with Haruhiism today. Granted. You are now all alone in a large room with a few tons of salt. Visible exits: None. I wish I could always find what I wanted at a price I could afford. (this ought to be interesting, one way or another) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Atomos Darksun Infortunatus Eventus	Posted - 2008.03.08 05:42:00 - [330] Granted, but whenever you take the object out of it's box/packaging/touch it it disintigrates. I wish that the Drake would get nerfed. Originally by: Atomos Darksun What's the difference between an alt poster and a leech? One is a blood sucking parasite, the other is a leech.

Rawr Cristina Caldari Naqam	Posted - 2008.03.08 09:12:00 - [331] Originally by: Atomos Darksun Granted, but whenever you take the object out of it's box/packaging/touch it it disintigrates. I wish that the Drake would get nerfed. Granted. Unfortunately, CCP's tendancy to listen to nerf whines goes out of control and within a few months we're all playing Hello Kitty online because the PvP there has much more depth to it. I wish people would realise just how useless the Drake actually is outside of Bearland ...
Memio Gallente Unknown-Heroes Black Star Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.08 11:01:00 - [332] Granted.... but all the prior Drake pilots switch to Blasterthons and spend all their Eve time blasterthonning you. I wish Girls Aloud would come round and make my dinner for a month. ____________________________________________________
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.09 00:11:00 - [333] Originally by: Memio Granted.... but all the prior Drake pilots switch to Blasterthons and spend all their Eve time blasterthonning you. I wish Girls Aloud would come round and make my dinner for a month. 2 of the ugliest most rank & disgusting girls make you the worst crappiest dinner you can think of every night for a month. They're VERY loud in their hatred for the fact that they're being forced to cook for you. I wish for a long, fulfilling, and happy life. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Orgos Khenn Minmatar	Posted - 2008.03.09 02:30:00 - [334] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Memio Granted.... but all the prior Drake pilots switch to Blasterthons and spend all their Eve time blasterthonning you. I wish Girls Aloud would come round and make my dinner for a month. 2 of the ugliest most rank & disgusting girls make you the worst crappiest dinner you can think of every night for a month. They're VERY loud in their hatred for the fact that they're being forced to cook for you. I wish for a long, fulfilling, and happy life. Your wish is granted. Your life is long. And for at least a couple of hours it is fulfilling and happy. The problem is...after those couple of hours, you marry Hilary Clinton. And then your life is LONG. "Til death us do part" becomes a goal. I wish 0.0 was accessible and worthwhile. (So the yarrtards would stop whining.) ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
Sniper Wolf18 Gallente A Pretty Pony Princess W A S T E L A N D	Posted - 2008.03.09 14:33:00 - [335] Quote: I wish 0.0 was accessible and worthwhile. (So the yarrtards would stop whining) 0.0 now becomes so easy-access that the whole eve community moves there, all goes well for a few weeks until people start bubblecamping the way OUT of 0.0 I wish all those easy targets would smacktalk more so i could have a better laugh
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.09 21:27:00 - [336] Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 Quote: I wish 0.0 was accessible and worthwhile. (So the yarrtards would stop whining) 0.0 now becomes so easy-access that the whole eve community moves there, all goes well for a few weeks until people start bubblecamping the way OUT of 0.0 I wish all those easy targets would smacktalk more so i could have a better laugh Done. Unfortunately those death threats were serious. You get killed by a small postage bomb while your family are hung, ****ed on, and eventually tortured to death. I hope Super Smash Brothers Brawl is as good as I think it's going to be when i go pick it up. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Turzyx	Posted - 2008.03.09 23:52:00 - [337] Quote: I hope Super Smash Brothers Brawl is as good as I think it's going to be when i go pick it up. Granted, it is indeed as good as your hope it's going to be. However approximately 45 minutes into playing, the CDRom it came on will catastrophically dislodge itself from the drive spindle, allowing it to smash out of the front of the drive bay and cause immeasurable damage to every breakable item in your house, quite possibly decapitating any small animals in the vicinity during the process. I wish my character had a 2x learning speed implant.
Azirapheal Amarr The Bastards	Posted - 2008.03.10 09:45:00 - [338] unfortunately the server logs show nothing unusual when your sp is wiped i wish i knew what a spleen does
Chandra d'Bazz	Posted - 2008.03.10 17:46:00 - [339] Originally by: Azirapheal i wish i knew what a spleen does Granted. You learn in excruciating detail every function of the spleen shortly after yours mysteriously ruptures violently. I wish I were a REAL Forum Warrior. (See also: Taramic)
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.17 18:33:00 - [340] Originally by: Chandra d'Bazz I wish I were a REAL Forum Warrior. (See also: Taramic) Granted. Unfortunatly, you end up spending so much time on the forums that you never see that gank-squad coming until you get the pod-mail. Oops. I wish I wasn't always tempted with all the shinies in EVE so I could build up a little working capital now and then. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?

DubanFP Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.17 23:47:00 - [341] Edited by: DubanFP on 17/03/2008 23:47:38 Originally by: Chandra d'Bazz I wish I wasn't always tempted with all the shinies in EVE so I could build up a little working capital now and then. Done, you do nothing but hoard isk in ever increasing numbers. In fact you find yourself unable to do anything else. Food, drink, sleep, even bathroom breaks find a backdoor sleet to making isk in EVE. Doctors are yet to determine whether you died of starvation, dehydration, sleep deprivation, or your blatter exploding. Don't worry; the autopsy will reveal that tomorrow. I wish I, and I alone, owned the AC "mech" I have in Armored Core 4 IRL. Fully functional, and with all the abilities it had in the game. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.19 04:12:00 - [342] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I, and I alone, owned the AC "mech" I have in Armored Core 4 IRL. Fully functional, and with all the abilities it had in the game. Granted. For your convenience, it has been stored on Phobos. (Martian moon) Unfortunatly, the munitions will have to be special ordered and may take a while while our tech base catches up. I wish Taraminic had all the bugs worked out of the EVE Downtime Madness game already. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Steakkbone Blood-Adders Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.19 07:13:00 - [343] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: DubanFP I wish I, and I alone, owned the AC "mech" I have in Armored Core 4 IRL. Fully functional, and with all the abilities it had in the game. Granted. For your convenience, it has been stored on Phobos. (Martian moon) Unfortunatly, the munitions will have to be special ordered and may take a while while our tech base catches up. I wish Taraminic had all the bugs worked out of the EVE Downtime Madness game already. Tarminic has deployed fixes to the current client, however new bugs have spawned out of seemingly nowhere. To combat this issue he hires a team of developers to valiantly work to fix the new bugs. To compensate the developers for their hard time at work, a fee of 14.95/month is implemented to cover these costs. In addition, you will not be reimbursed for your lost time as stated in the EULA. I want a geddon that has the grid and cpu to tank, gank, and not run out of cap. Ever.
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.19 11:44:00 - [344] Originally by: Steakkbone I want a geddon that has the grid and cpu to tank, gank, and not run out of cap. Ever. Granted. You get hold of a lab prototype that tanks like a beast in all tests, sports the nastiest of turrets without much in the way of tracking issues, and even manages to remain cap stable while undergoing massive NOS and Neut testing. Unfortunatly, this is a lab test model and has no place to fit a pod. I wish a drunken Dev would introduce a new bomb-type that would rapidly push all ships in the AOE away from the point of blast. (A repulsion bomb, as it were) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
DubanFP Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.25 17:11:00 - [345] Edited by: DubanFP on 25/03/2008 17:15:56 Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish a drunken Dev would introduce a new bomb-type that would rapidly push all ships in the AOE away from the point of blast. (A repulsion bomb, as it were) Done. This new bomb hits all ships in it's AOE away from the center including yours. The speed at which it's pushed is inversely proportinal to the epicenter of the blast. You even get to be the first person to test this bomb out in-game on all you're alts. Unfortunately your ships are 0m from the epicenter of the blast. The resulting divide by zero accellerates your ships up to infinity from which you can never slow down. Your stuck petition results in several failed attempts to let you play the game again. Finally CCP decides it would be easier to remove the module before anyone else uses it & lose your buisiness then to fix. I wish i had Supreme knowlege about computers, have access to a super-computer that only I could ever fathom, the internet, and can do whatever I want with this knowledge. ___________ Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up. Zaqar> CCP
Galen Salkor Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.03.25 18:31:00 - [346] Originally by: DubanFP I wish i had Supreme knowlege about computers, have access to a super-computer that only I could ever fathom, the internet, and can do whatever I want with this knowledge. Granted. Unfortunately Microsoft, the previous people who wished for this, find out and sue you for infringing on their copyrights as a result. They leave you tied up in court for years so you cannot possible be allowed to put your knowledge to practical use for the benefit of all and you end up destitute and living on the street. I wish Vista would just die a horrible, ugly death already!
Tamia Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.03.25 18:47:00 - [347] Edited by: Tamia Clant on 25/03/2008 18:46:59 Originally by: Galen Salkor I wish Vista would just die a horrible, ugly death already! Done. Microsoft's next Windows manages to: - Run slower than Vista - Refuse to start any application not made by Microsoft - Shoot your dog - Set your computer in flames I wish CCP would fix every single bug on the Known Issues page. Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
Sharupak Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel	Posted - 2008.03.25 19:21:00 - [348] Originally by: Tamia Clant Edited by: Tamia Clant on 25/03/2008 18:46:59 Originally by: Galen Salkor I wish Vista would just die a horrible, ugly death already! Done. Microsoft's next Windows manages to: - Run slower than Vista - Refuse to start any application not made by Microsoft - Shoot your dog - Set your computer in flames I wish CCP would fix every single bug on the Known Issues page. Granted. Now your sound card is broken. I wish they would make a warlords battlecry 4 (I found battlecry 3 when cleaning the house and am now addicted...again.) _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Terail Zoqial State War Academy	Posted - 2008.03.25 22:19:00 - [349] Originally by: Sharupak I wish they would make a warlords battlecry 4 (I found battlecry 3 when cleaning the house and am now addicted...again.) They make the game and it's the best game ever. Unfortunately, the police raid your house and find data on your PC which implicates you in every bad thing that happened in the world ever. You are put into a solitary cell until your demise and you mind is wiped of anything joyous. I wish I had the knowledge and power to destroy the universe
Fraszoid Condottieri Industries The Economy	Posted - 2008.03.26 03:41:00 - [350] Originally by: Terail Zoqial I wish I had the knowledge and power to destroy the universe Granted, you are abducted by aliens who teach you everything about building universe destroying weapons and give you all the tools and equipment to build it. So you get to work building this machine to destroy the universe in your secret lab. After toiling away several years you have it complete, but soon realize the button to turn it on is against the wall where you'll never be able to reach it, and reassembly is not an option as you've run out of super glue. I wish I had a hat bigger than the Pope's and a beard that would make a Viking proud. Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it. Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html

Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.26 05:20:00 - [351] Originally by: Fraszoid I wish I had a hat bigger than the Pope's and a beard that would make a Viking proud. Granted. Your beard is so large and lush, you have trouble keeping from walking on it. This works to your disadvantage when your new hat is placed upon your head. It really was an impressive hat... a shame it ended up crushing you completely. They never do manage to get all the blood-stains out. I wish I had my own high-sec cap ship fleet like Chribba's. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.05.10 17:47:00 - [352] granted, but there only capable of Mining. I wish Everyone Gave me 10ISK for starting this thread. Dare you Defy me?!
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.05.10 18:36:00 - [353] Originally by: Drake Arson granted, but there only capable of Mining. I wish Everyone Gave me 10ISK for starting this thread. Granted - Devs ban you for suspected isk buying. I wish I had the time to restart the Haruhiist movement on the Out of Pod forums.... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Ren Surkova Down In Flames	Posted - 2008.05.11 04:23:00 - [354] granted- this movement grows so large it eclipses the internet as we know it and you become the best known afficionado of japanese cartoons about underage girls in the world. your family disowns you. girls are repulsed by you. all your advances are met with 'aren't you that scrub who took over the internet with anime or some mess' this causes to you lose faith in your movement and become the loneliest man in the world. you eventually pass away. your surviving family is like 'lol owned scrub' I want to own a human being, who will grant me my wish
Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.05.11 05:05:00 - [355] Granted, but after a year he rebels, and you lose your life. I wish Carebears with shiny lewts woudl throw themselvs at me. Dare you Defy me?!
Ren Surkova Down In Flames	Posted - 2008.05.11 13:45:00 - [356] granted- you get covered in carebear and contract rabies. you're unable to enjoy your shiny new loot cuz you got rabies I wish I could render every newsreader in the world incapable of speaking in anything but thick ebonics
Jago Kain Amarr Ramm's RDI	Posted - 2008.05.11 21:00:00 - [357] Edited by: Jago Kain on 11/05/2008 21:01:33 Originally by: Ren Surkova granted- you get covered in carebear and contract rabies. you're unable to enjoy your shiny new loot cuz you got rabies I wish I could render every newsreader in the world incapable of speaking in anything but thick ebonics Granted... but every single shopping precinct in the world is now overrun with 12 yr old white kids in shell suits pretending to be Sir Trevor MacDonald. I wish Nanette Newman was my compliant sex slave for a weekend. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Ombey Obsidian Inc. KIA Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.12 07:35:00 - [358] Originally by: Jago Kain Granted... but every single shopping precinct in the world is now overrun with 12 yr old white kids in shell suits pretending to be Sir Trevor MacDonald. I wish Nanette Newman was my compliant sex slave for a weekend. Granted, but all she ends up doing is washing your damn dishes the whole time FAKE EDIT- which actually is pretty handy FAKE EDIT2- only people over a certain age will get the reference I wish I could have 12 months in total charge of the UK. Like a dictatorship, if you like. -- 2d EveMaps My blog
Splagada Minmatar Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.12 10:55:00 - [359] unions would make you commit suicide I wish i had a massage ------ Tides of Silence
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.05.12 12:32:00 - [360] Originally by: Splagada unions would make you commit suicide I wish i had a massage You get one - happy ending unfortunatly is botched any your balls get bitten off when she sneezes. I wish I had 30 hours in a day to properly appreciate life Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.

Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.05.12 16:13:00 - [361] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had 30 hours in a day to properly appreciate life Granted. Welcome to your new life as a slave in the Amarr salt mines. Enjoy your Vitoc. I wish I had a properly firewalled and protected neural implant so I could play EVE while at work without anyone catching on. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Tammi Tronic	Posted - 2008.05.12 16:16:00 - [362] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had 30 hours in a day to properly appreciate life Granted. Welcome to your new life as a slave in the Amarr salt mines. Enjoy your Vitoc. I wish I had a properly firewalled and protected neural implant so I could play EVE while at work without anyone catching on. Granted. Things go horribly wrong when you gank a co-worker and loot his cube. I wish I could stay connected to the EVE server for longer than 5 seconds.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.05.12 16:18:00 - [363] Edited by: Kirjava on 12/05/2008 16:18:40 Originally by: Tammi Tronic I wish I could stay connected to the EVE server for longer than 5 seconds. You stay connected for longer than 5 seconds. Unfortunatly you forget RL exists, and DT has been eradicated.... You die 3 months later of malnutrition. I wish I didnt turn up on the second page of Google images when one types in "haruhiists" Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.05.12 16:49:00 - [364] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I didnt turn up on the second page of Google images when one types in "haruhiists" Granted. You are now at the top of page 1. Your glee is so great that you never do notice that crazed fanboy sneak up behind you.... I wish I had time to take my bike in for that overhaul that is long overdue now. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Tammi Tronic	Posted - 2008.05.12 17:03:00 - [365] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Kirjava I wish I didnt turn up on the second page of Google images when one types in "haruhiists" Granted. You are now at the top of page 1. Your glee is so great that you never do notice that crazed fanboy sneak up behind you.... I wish I had time to take my bike in for that overhaul that is long overdue now. Granted. Your bike is in prime condition. But you've developed an embarassing medical condition that makes sitting on that bike seat for any length of time very painful. I wish Star Wars episodes I-III didn't suck.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.05.12 17:58:00 - [366] Originally by: Tammi Tronic I wish Star Wars episodes I-III didn't suck. Using a TPDD, you go back in time and bludgeon George Lucas to death with a sardine sandwhich. Star Wars (new Trilogy) I, II and III are never made, and hence the old are remembered as I, II and III, hence not sucking. A hardcore Haruhiist wins the bidding on a sequel project.... I wish people were compelled to obey every order I give that does not leave me at a disadvantage. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.05.12 18:14:00 - [367] Originally by: Kirjava I wish people were compelled to obey every order I give that does not leave me at a disadvantage. Granted. Life is great until you encounter some oddball difficulty and mutter that fateful phrase "Oh, F* me"....in front of a large crowd rugby players. Your follow up phrase of "Oh S!" didn't exactly help the situation much. I wish people weren't so surprised when I do things like this even after I give fair warning. (I have an Evil Mind ) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Jago Kain Amarr Ramm's RDI	Posted - 2008.05.12 22:36:00 - [368] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish people weren't so surprised when I do things like this even after I give fair warning. (I have an Evil Mind ) Granted. The EVE community, no longer surprised at your outpourings, becomes bored and disinterested instead and completely fails to take the bait in the forums, neccessitating that you look elsewhere for your daily ration of attention.... unfortunately, your increasingly futile attempts on this path lead to frustration, anger and a Hungerford style shooting spree at the shopping mall/precinct of your choice and an untimely death at the hands of police marksmen. I wish every second-hand car dealer in the UK would spontaneously develop painful haemmeroids in direct proportion to the lies they have told and the number of faults with the cars they have sold. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Havok Dryke Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative	Posted - 2008.05.13 05:15:00 - [369] Edited by: Havok Dryke on 13/05/2008 05:15:10 Originally by: Jago Kain Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish people weren't so surprised when I do things like this even after I give fair warning. (I have an Evil Mind ) Granted. The EVE community, no longer surprised at your outpourings, becomes bored and disinterested instead and completely fails to take the bait in the forums, neccessitating that you look elsewhere for your daily ration of attention.... unfortunately, your increasingly futile attempts on this path lead to frustration, anger and a Hungerford style shooting spree at the shopping mall/precinct of your choice and an untimely death at the hands of police marksmen. I wish every second-hand car dealer in the UK would spontaneously develop painful haemmeroids in direct proportion to the lies they have told and the number of faults with the cars they have sold. Granted (gladly), but as payment you must become a used-car dealer (and develop hemmoroids yourself). I wish I had an emoticon that expressed loss of faith in humanity (that could be used on any website). ------------------------------ EVE is a cold, harsh world, filled with people that would kill you without a second thought. The forums are even worse.
Ren Surkova Down In Flames	Posted - 2008.05.13 18:05:00 - [370] wish granted... and no real catch, except of course the emoticon also reminds you that you squandered your wish on a new means of moaning on the internet while everyone else would probably use it for world peace something, enjoy your emoticon I wish that people would spontaneouly blurt out embarrassing personal secrets as and when I made eye contact with them

Fraszoid Caldari ULTRA VEGA	Posted - 2008.05.14 19:33:00 - [371] Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish that people would spontaneouly blurt out embarrassing personal secrets as and when I made eye contact with them Granted, you now know the deepest darkest secrets of many people. Unfortunately some of those people are top members of the government and you are locked up for suspected black mail. Enjoy your time all alone. I wish I had an apple pie, 18 inches across, round, and very yummy. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it. Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html
Amastat Caldari Omegatech	Posted - 2008.05.14 19:37:00 - [372] Originally by: Fraszoid Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish that people would spontaneouly blurt out embarrassing personal secrets as and when I made eye contact with them Granted, you now know the deepest darkest secrets of many people. Unfortunately some of those people are top members of the government and you are locked up for suspected black mail. Enjoy your time all alone. I wish I had an apple pie, 18 inches across, round, and very yummy. Granted. You now indulge in this incredibly delicious apple pie, however you fail to release the crust is contaminated with dangerously large amounts of mercury; you now think to yourself, "I thought that crust had a weird looking hue" and fall over. I wish that world society actually lived up to the praise they give themselves. ____________________ "All warfare is based on deception... we must seem unable...seem inactive...and crush him " - Sun Tzu, the
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.05.14 23:13:00 - [373] Originally by: Amastat Granted. You now indulge in this incredibly delicious apple pie, however you fail to release the crust is contaminated with dangerously large amounts of mercury; you now think to yourself, "I thought that crust had a weird looking hue" and fall over. I wish that world society actually lived up to the praise they give themselves. granted. They do live up to the praise! But now they are so full of themselves they spend all their time looking into the mirror. They immediately stop living up to their self praise again causing a vicious cycle of elation and depression that stresses leaders to the point WW III breaks out. I wish i had a toilet made of gold ------------------------------ of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Havok Dryke Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative	Posted - 2008.05.15 04:29:00 - [374] Originally by: HankMurphy Originally by: Amastat Granted. You now indulge in this incredibly delicious apple pie, however you fail to release the crust is contaminated with dangerously large amounts of mercury; you now think to yourself, "I thought that crust had a weird looking hue" and fall over. I wish that world society actually lived up to the praise they give themselves. granted. They do live up to the praise! But now they are so full of themselves they spend all their time looking into the mirror. They immediately stop living up to their self praise again causing a vicious cycle of elation and depression that stresses leaders to the point WW III breaks out. I wish i had a toilet made of gold Granted, but it is of poor design and due to this you can't even see the gold underneath once you use it a few times. I wish someone would corrupt my wish (paradox ftw). Also, wishing for a incorruptible emoticon isnt so bad. At least I got it, everyone else had their wishes corrupted ------------------------------ EVE is a cold, harsh world, filled with people that would kill you without a second thought. The forums are even worse.
Ren Surkova Down In Flames	Posted - 2008.05.15 14:40:00 - [375] ok the guy or thing that grants the wish just kind of looks at you funny and goes 'you think you the only one to try that? damn you dumb imma give a regular corrupt wish to someone who respects my time' you plead with him to grant you a wish and he agrees under the stipulation 'alrite but nothin too flashy' you end up with a used connect 4 set or something equally underwhelming but hey its uncorrupted. I wish dogs didn't exist
Aesgrim Northern Shadowrunners Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.15 15:22:00 - [376] Granted. But now it is wolves that chase you down the streets instead. I wish that I can control other peoples thinking and actions. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
Havok Dryke Golden Gavel Enterprises The Cooperative	Posted - 2008.05.16 02:03:00 - [377] Originally by: Aesgrim Granted. But now it is wolves that chase you down the streets instead. I wish that I can control other peoples thinking and actions. Granted. One day, you have suicidal thoughts and one of them kills you. I wish I hadn't posted in this thread. ------------------------------ EVE is a cold, harsh world, filled with people that would kill you without a second thought. The forums are even worse.
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance	Posted - 2008.05.16 02:31:00 - [378] Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that I can control other peoples thinking and actions. You can but the first time you take over someone's actions they take over yours & make you cut off your **** I wish I had the best super-soaker in the world "best overall not nessissary most powerful". P.S. I didn't miss the post above me. _______________ ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR
Lrd Byron	Posted - 2008.05.16 07:03:00 - [379] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that I can control other peoples thinking and actions. You can but the first time you take over someone's actions they take over yours & make you cut off your **** I wish I had the best super-soaker in the world "best overall not nessissary most powerful". P.S. I didn't miss the post above me. Granted, unfortunately it proved powerless to protect you from the guy with the worst real gun in the world, who stole your supersoaker and shot you with it in front of your girlfriend :/ I wish I liked EvE as much as EFT.
Ignition The Devil's Mafia Dark Taboo	Posted - 2008.05.17 08:07:00 - [380] Originally by: Lrd Byron Granted, unfortunately it proved powerless to protect you from the guy with the worst real gun in the world, who stole your supersoaker and shot you with it in front of your girlfriend :/ I wish I liked EvE as much as EFT. Your massive EFT lovin' and mastery results in the discovery of a 6 billion isk 3800DPS Tempest, you build and fly said tempest, only to be ganked by two tech1 cruisers because EFT's DPS calculations don't mean jack ****. I wish I could fit a decent Tempest...

Sexiest Beast Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2008.05.17 11:20:00 - [381] Originally by: Ignition I wish I could fit a decent Tempest... Granted, However the day you achieve the perfect Tempest fit CCP retire the Battleship Class in a spanky new patch. I wish i could transfer SP between my skills
Fraszoid Caldari ULTRA VEGA	Posted - 2008.05.17 19:55:00 - [382] Edited by: Fraszoid on 17/05/2008 19:55:39 Originally by: Sexiest Beast I wish i could transfer SP between my skills Granted, CCP releases a patch that allows you to move SP between skills at a rate of 1 SP a year for the low cost of 1 trillion ISK. I wish I had a faction fitted Rokh. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it. Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html
Chandra d'Bazz	Posted - 2008.05.19 17:27:00 - [383] Originally by: Fraszoid I wish I had a faction fitted Rokh. Granted. You now have a lovely (and way too expensive) ship. On your maiden voyage in this machine of death, you remember that you're still in high-sec about 5 seconds after you open fire on some hauler at a gate. Pity...you even forgot to insure the blasted thing too. On the plus side, there are some happy scavengers picking over the wreckage. I wish I could safely escape with some of the loot mentioned above.
mr id Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2008.05.19 18:22:00 - [384] Granted! But as you go to fit said items you realize you do not have the skills or the secondary skills to use them, to add insult to injury the market was just flooded with said items and their value has dropped to 1 isk each :/ I wish I could divide by 0
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.05.19 18:30:00 - [385] Originally by: mr id I wish I could divide by 0 Granted. In fact you are able to complete the calculation in your head. Unfortunatly, any non-zero number divided by zero is infinity. You end up as a living statue as your mind is completely consumed by calculating infinity. I wish I had a phased-plasma rifle in the 40-watt range. (Not to mention plenty of power packs and maintenance tools for said rifle) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Drake Arson Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.09 23:25:00 - [386] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: mr id I wish I could divide by 0 Granted. In fact you are able to complete the calculation in your head. Unfortunatly, any non-zero number divided by zero is infinity. You end up as a living statue as your mind is completely consumed by calculating infinity. I wish I had a phased-plasma rifle in the 40-watt range. (Not to mention plenty of power packs and maintenance tools for said rifle) Granted, but one ngiht on a druken stupor, you hold the rifle backwards and shoot your self. You are now no longer capable of Self Ejaculation. I wish I dont get in trouble for my last coment. Dare you Defy me?!
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.06.09 23:33:00 - [387] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish I dont get in trouble for my last coment. You dont get into trouble, trouble gets into you. Congratulations, for your pleasure the laws of spacetime have been warped to make you pregnant as a result, enjoy. I wish I had the energy to continue tonight.... so.... so tired... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Epegi Givo Demon Theory	Posted - 2008.06.09 23:54:00 - [388] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Drake Arson I wish I dont get in trouble for my last coment. You dont get into trouble, trouble gets into you. Congratulations, for your pleasure the laws of spacetime have been warped to make you pregnant as a result, enjoy. I wish I had the energy to continue tonight.... so.... so tired... granted, but then you find that you have extreme amounts of energy, and you then your body attempts to get rid of the excess energy by shivering, which unfortunately makes you shiver so hard that your neck snaps. I wish I was dead.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.06.10 00:02:00 - [389] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I was dead. Granted. Did I mention I'm a necrophiliac? I wish that July would hurry up and get here... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Drake Arson Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.10 01:47:00 - [390] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I was dead. Granted. Did I mention I'm a necrophiliac? I wish that July would hurry up and get here... Your SICK dude. SICK. But I love yah anyway. Granted, July comes so fast, you miss it. I wish I had DEV powers. Dare you Defy me?!

Alz Shado Ever Flow	Posted - 2008.06.10 19:54:00 - [391] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish I had DEV powers. Granted. Now you have to spend at least half your life explaining every decision you make to hordes of forum trolls, who will never be satisfied no matter what you do. I wish I had some frozen yogurt. //// ---------=== []= ---------=== \\\\ Rifter(RedBad) "Kill a man one is a murderer; kill a million, a conqueror; kill them all, a God." -- Jean Rostand
zurich93 Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2008.06.10 23:58:00 - [392] But then you will eat it too fast and get brain freeze I wish i was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Nope starts here actually :O -----Sig starts here------- <3 Kaemonn eep eep beep heep keep womble... YOU DO NOT POSESS THE POWER TO DISGUINISH MY SIG FROM MY POST MWHAHAHA
Gallente Lieutenant	Posted - 2008.06.11 06:57:00 - [393] Originally by: zurich93 But then you will eat it too fast and get brain freeze I wish i was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle But there is no water in space, and have fun piercing the metal armor of the Ibis with your swords I wish I have no wish
Bahhs Deep	Posted - 2008.06.11 10:28:00 - [394] Originally by: Gallente Lieutenant Originally by: zurich93 But then you will eat it too fast and get brain freeze I wish i was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle But there is no water in space, and have fun piercing the metal armor of the Ibis with your swords I wish I have no wish Then you wont have anything to wish for! I wish to have Friggin' Sharks with friggin' lasers on their friggin' heads!
Calvin Firenze Trident Enterprises Atrum Tempestas Foedus	Posted - 2008.06.11 21:27:00 - [395] Originally by: Bahhs Deep I wish to have Friggin' Sharks with friggin' lasers on their friggin' heads! Granted, but they're little mini sharks and only laser pointers. I wish I didn't have to go to work today
Kolwrath Imperial Shipment	Posted - 2008.06.11 21:30:00 - [396] Originally by: Calvin Firenze I wish I didn't have to go to work today Granted, but you without work you wont have EVE subscription money. I wish I had a faster computer. Originally by: Chaos Space Marines Do you hear the voices, too?!?!
Siberys	Posted - 2008.06.11 21:34:00 - [397] Originally by: Kolwrath Originally by: Calvin Firenze I wish I didn't have to go to work today Granted, but you without work you wont have EVE subscription money. I wish I had a faster computer. With one byte of memory. I wish I had a girlfriend.
DubanFP Four Rings Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.06.11 22:44:00 - [398] Originally by: Siberys I wish I had a girlfriend. You do. 5 minutes later she gives you a deadly STD. 10 minutes later she dies leaving you girlfriendless. 2 Years later you're relatives are releaved that you're finally dead after the 1 year 364 days 23 hours 50 minutes of horrifying pain you've been in from said STD. I wish the next person wouldn't get a wish. _______________ ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR
Rane Javoke Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.06.11 23:11:00 - [399] Edited by: Rane Javoke on 11/06/2008 23:11:33 But this causes a time paradox when you read your reply a second time, as you become the "next person", thus forcing any divine power in your vicinity to cancel your wish in order to maintain reality. i wish for higher artillery alpha :) edit: ninja grammar correction! Signature Your signature exceeds the 24000 byte limit allowed on the forums. -Darth PatchesOnly by 17 bytes!
mercyonman	Posted - 2008.06.12 02:31:00 - [400] Originally by: Rane Javoke Edited by: Rane Javoke on 11/06/2008 23:11:33 But this causes a time paradox when you read your reply a second time, as you become the "next person", thus forcing any divine power in your vicinity to cancel your wish in order to maintain reality. i wish for higher artillery alpha :) edit: ninja grammar correction! granted but your gun can't shoot eggs at houses i wish that i could mine an astroid belt in a nano second

Drake Arson Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.12 03:15:00 - [401] Granted. But everytiem you mine, your 8K Cargohold cant hold all of it, jetisoning it out itno space to form a cloud aroudn you, which rends your ship immediatly upon impact. I wish I owned EVE Dare you Defy me?!
Nachshon Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.06.12 04:01:00 - [402] Originally by: Drake Arson Granted. But everytiem you mine, your 8K Cargohold cant hold all of it, jetisoning it out itno space to form a cloud aroudn you, which rends your ship immediatly upon impact. I wish I owned EVE Granted. You now have to pay property taxes on the whole of New Eden. I wish the Tribal Liberation Force was invincible.
DubanFP Four Rings Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.06.12 04:28:00 - [403] Edited by: DubanFP on 12/06/2008 04:29:07 Originally by: Nachshon I wish the Tribal Liberation Force was invincible. Granted. The entirety of the TLF is now stuck in the middle of space. The nearest player that can kill any of them is over 100 lightyears away. I wish CCP implimented something I actually cared about instead of FW, and the same thing goes for ambulation.
Bahhs Deep	Posted - 2008.06.12 10:38:00 - [404] Originally by: DubanFP [Granted. The entirety of the TLF is now stuck in the middle of space. The nearest player that can kill any of them is over 100 lightyears away. I wish CCP implimented something I actually cared about instead of FW, and the same thing goes for ambulation. Granted, but after a few hours CCP decides to nerf it. I wish I had a Ferret Army.
Betray The Substitutes	Posted - 2008.06.12 21:14:00 - [405] Granted! My hawk army will eat them allYummy:) I wish they can un-nerf the WCS Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EVE is the matrix of matrix, while we are just part of matrix, our char is just a part of the matrix's matri
Calvin Firenze Trident Enterprises Atrum Tempestas Foedus	Posted - 2008.06.12 21:24:00 - [406] Originally by: Betray I wish they can un-nerf the WCS granted...wait, I can't really corrupt that wish, you can't get much more lame than that... I wish I had a Nissan GT-R
ceyriot Induseng Enterprises R0ADKILL	Posted - 2008.06.13 04:16:00 - [407] Originally by: Calvin Firenze granted...wait, I can't really corrupt that wish, you can't get much more lame than that... I wish I had a Nissan GT-R Ooh, nice car - too bad mine ran it over (sorry...) I wish for my truck to be better than it already is (see link)
Stephen HB Mystical Knights Legionnaire Services Ltd.	Posted - 2008.06.13 11:27:00 - [408] Originally by: ceyriot I wish for my truck to be better than it already is (see link) Granted, but insurance for Trucks-of-Doom is now enough to bankrupt you. I wish my Abaddon wasn't so fugly.
edtheshed Most Wanted INC G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.06.13 12:09:00 - [409] Originally by: Stephen HB Granted, but insurance for Trucks-of-Doom is now enough to bankrupt you. I wish my Abaddon wasn't so fugly. granted, but now the beauty of it has blinded you i wish i could control time
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.06.13 12:12:00 - [410] Originally by: edtheshed i wish i could control time I present to you a TPDD, you may now travel through time at will providing you dont ****up the calculations and destroy the universe, suggest to god that Time Travel cannot exist and/or kill god. You have now laid the cement of this thread becoming a Haruhiist thread - again. I wish I had better internet service providings.

Bahhs Deep	Posted - 2008.06.13 16:36:00 - [411] Originally by: Kirjava [ I wish I had better internet service providings. Granted, although the service will cost you roughly Two Grand a month, and you are stuck with that contract for twenty years. I wish the person below me wishes to marry a goat and name it "Scruffy" List of People I WILL NOT offer ransoms to. Inoue Zael,Hawk Pryde,Edward England,Kid Brat,Lord Scourge,Slayerseb, Blind John
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.06.13 16:40:00 - [412] Edited by: Kirjava on 13/06/2008 16:40:35 Originally by: Bahhs Deep Originally by: Kirjava [ I wish I had better internet service providings. Granted, although the service will cost you roughly Two Grand a month, and you are stuck with that contract for twenty years. I wish the person below me wishes to marry a goat and name it "Scruffy" The Girl you are screwing and love from above suddenly decides to Marry your fathers goat and call it Scruffy. I wish I owned BT. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Stephen HB Mystical Knights Legionnaire Services Ltd.	Posted - 2008.06.14 07:28:00 - [413] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I owned BT. Granted. All BT hate mail is now directed to your inbox. I wish I had my PhD already. ---------- Character creation guide. Originally by: Adonis 4174 You killed him to annoy him. He self-destructed to annoy you. You're annoyed thus he wins.
undercovercynoman	Posted - 2008.06.14 08:02:00 - [414] Originally by: Stephen HB I wish I had my PhD already. Granted, but all of the science is now dead, and contract workers and truck drivers now make more money than scientists. I wish Vida Guerra would marry me and stop letting everyone see her a5s.
Kain De'Stroi Epic.	Posted - 2008.06.14 08:26:00 - [415] Originally by: undercovercynoman I wish Vida Guerra would marry me and stop letting everyone see her a5s. but then you discover she was a dude who where just roleplaying. i wish i had a snake implant set. -------- Boost Amarr and I will conquer the Universe - you been warned
DubanFP Four Rings Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.06.14 16:09:00 - [416] Originally by: Kain De'Stroi i wish i had a snake implant set. Done. Deadly vipers relentlessly bite you to death from the inside. I wish I could think of good wish for every good corruption I think of. _______________ ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR
William Pierce Universal Army	Posted - 2008.06.14 16:26:00 - [417] Granted. You know have a wonderful imagination and can think of great wishes whenever you want. But you tink of so many wonderful wishes, that your view of reality becomes distorted from imagining so many awsome ones. You eventually commit suicide because you realize that it's impossible for all your wishes to come true. I wish that I had a drake that could solo lvl 5 missions.
Rebal 88 Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.14 16:47:00 - [418] Originally by: William Pierce Granted. You know have a wonderful imagination and can think of great wishes whenever you want. But you tink of so many wonderful wishes, that your view of reality becomes distorted from imagining so many awsome ones. You eventually commit suicide because you realize that it's impossible for all your wishes to come true. I wish that I had a drake that could solo lvl 5 missions. But the drake has a top speed of 5m/s and a max missle range of 2km. I wish i had a super hulk that is indestructable with 20 strip miner II's and it was the size of a frieghter and could use a cyno and had a strip miner range bonus of 1000000000000000000000000000000% being able to mine any belt on the system where ever it is.
Rebal 88 Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.14 17:02:00 - [419] granted everyone stops rickrolling people and comes up with another pointless rick roll-esque video to post everywhere. i wish i was a real boy.
William Pierce Universal Army	Posted - 2008.06.14 17:07:00 - [420] You become a real boy, only to realize that you wanted to be a girl! I wish that whatever I wished for in RL came true.

Wild Rho GoonFleet	Posted - 2008.06.14 19:06:00 - [421] Originally by: William Pierce You become a real boy, only to realize that you wanted to be a girl! I wish that whatever I wished for in RL came true. Granted, except you have no life and therefore get nothing. I wish this thread would just die.
Badren Mondar	Posted - 2008.06.15 00:37:00 - [422] Originally by: Wild Rho I wish this thread would just die. But your wish made me post therfore you delayed its death... I wish I could divide by zero.
Rebal 88 Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.15 01:17:00 - [423] Originally by: Badren Mondar Originally by: Wild Rho I wish this thread would just die. But your wish made me post therfore you delayed its death... I wish I could divide by zero. You did divide by zero, but in the process destroying the universe. I wish Drake Arson was a tad bit more sane.
Drake Arson Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.16 06:18:00 - [424] Originally by: Rebal 88 Originally by: Badren Mondar Originally by: Wild Rho I wish this thread would just die. But your wish made me post therfore you delayed its death... I wish I could divide by zero. You did divide by zero, but in the process destroying the universe. I wish Drake Arson was a tad bit more sane. Granted. He becomes A slightly bit more sane, but unfortuently he now sees the errors of his ways, and commences to destroy Reball 88's Fenrir. ITS FOR THE CHILDREN I wish I could totally get rid of my sanity. Dare you Defy me?!
Arvald Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.06.16 16:27:00 - [425] Edited by: Arvald on 16/06/2008 16:27:14 Originally by: Drake Arson I wish I could totally get rid of my sanity. granted, you now live in a padded room weairing a straight jacekt i wish i had another monster energy drink Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Stealthbomber combat (or as i like to call it: Just because you *are* paranoid dont mean there isnt a invissible demon about to eat your face)[/q
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.16 17:19:00 - [426] Originally by: Arvald i wish i had another monster energy drink Granted. And to speed up the absoprtion time, the contents of the can will be directly injected into your skull. Unfortunatly, the contents of a can of Monster are not very healthy for neural tissues. You die within 30 seconds. On the plus side, you think fast enough to finally prove/disprove the existance of God(s). Sadly, the only communication you are able to make at that time is an odd scream with convulsions. Since Callahan's Bar (wiped off the face of Long Island) and Mary's Place (closed due to lack of any legal documents/permits) are no longer available, I wish I could get to The Place down in the Florida Keys and visit the fireplace a few times. (Read your Spider Robinson, folks) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Drake Arson Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.20 15:47:00 - [427] Granted, upon arrival of"The Place", you feel its been converted to a terrorist hide out, and you are recruited and sent off to do other things. I wish I had a bunny. Dare you Defy me?!
cr34t1v3	Posted - 2008.06.20 16:32:00 - [428] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish I had a bunny. granted, but its that bunny from monty python holy grail and it properly massacers(spell?) you i wish i was a little bit taller... lol nah thats not my wish i wish i had the 1337 skills of a pro snowboarder
Taedrin Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.06.20 21:34:00 - [429] Edited by: Taedrin on 20/06/2008 21:34:38 Originally by: cr34t1v3 i wish i had the 1337 skills of a pro snowboarder 624\|\\|73\|), \|3\|_\|7 3\/32`/ 71\|\/\|3 `/0\|_\| 72`/ 70 7`/\|>3, 17 (0\|\/\|35 0\|_\|7 1\|\\| 13375\|>34\|<, 70 \|\/\|47(\|-\| `/0\|_\|2 \|\/\|4\|) 5\|<\|115!!!!!!!one!!!!!Eleventy1!!! I wish I could buy my new computer now, instead of having to wait 5 weeks to have enough money.
Tyr Vaantau Synthetic Frontiers	Posted - 2008.06.21 00:30:00 - [430] Originally by: Taedrin Edited by: Taedrin on 20/06/2008 21:34:38 Originally by: cr34t1v3 i wish i had the 1337 skills of a pro snowboarder 624\|\\|73\|), \|3\|_\|7 3\/32`/ 71\|\/\|3 `/0\|_\| 72`/ 70 7`/\|>3, 17 (0\|\/\|35 0\|_\|7 1\|\\| 13375\|>34\|<, 70 \|\/\|47(\|-\| `/0\|_\|2 \|\/\|4\|) 5\|<\|115!!!!!!!one!!!!!Eleventy1!!! I wish I could buy my new computer now, instead of having to wait 5 weeks to have enough money. You get enough money tomorrow. The day after tomorrow, international hyper-inflation rips through the world markets. You can't even afford a loaf of bread. I wish I could work for CCP. ------

Tamia Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.06.21 01:27:00 - [431] Originally by: Tyr Vaantau I wish I could work for CCP. Done. They have you cleaning their toilets. I wish EVE-Online was more awesome than it already is. Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
cr34t1v3	Posted - 2008.06.23 10:07:00 - [432] Edited by: cr34t1v3 on 23/06/2008 10:07:23 Originally by: Taedrin Edited by: Taedrin on 20/06/2008 21:34:38 624\|\\|73\|), \|3\|_\|7 3\/32`/ 71\|\/\|3 `/0\|_\| 72`/ 70 7`/\|>3, 17 (0\|\/\|35 0\|_\|7 1\|\\| 13375\|>34\|<, 70 \|\/\|47(\|-\| `/0\|_\|2 \|\/\|4\|) 5\|<\|115!!!!!!!one!!!!!Eleventy1!!! damn, i had to use a translator on that, surprised it actually came out as words!
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.23 18:37:00 - [433] Originally by: cr34t1v3 Originally by: Taedrin on 20/06/2008 21:34:38 624\|\\|73\|), \|3\|_\|7 3\/32`/ 71\|\/\|3 `/0\|_\| 72`/ 70 7`/\|>3, 17 (0\|\/\|35 0\|_\|7 1\|\\| 13375\|>34\|<, 70 \|\/\|47(\|-\| `/0\|_\|2 \|\/\|4\|) 5\|<\|115!!!!!!!one!!!!!Eleventy1!!! damn, i had to use a translator on that, surprised it actually came out as words! And you didn't bother to post the translation Originally by: Tamia Clant I wish EVE-Online was more awesome than it already is. EVE is now so mind-blowing that it qualifies as a drug in 3 countries. Unfortunatly, demand is now so high that you are unable to even download a patch, much less actually log in. I wish more people understood (and practiced) the concept "Shut up and listen". _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.06.23 19:48:00 - [434] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish more people understood (and practiced) the concept "Shut up and listen". Everyone obeys simaltaneously, and this policy is enforced worldwide by armed Haruhiists - penalty for speaking is getting your head cut off then being forced to run a marathon backwards. Failure to do the latter results in surprise buttseks by this guy. I wish there was a 128 Gig flash card for the PsP that was affordable to me, who does not care for the livelyhoods of anyone that does not directly or indrectly affect him. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.23 21:07:00 - [435] Originally by: Kirjava I wish there was a 128 Gig flash card for the PsP that was affordable to me, who does not care for the livelyhoods of anyone that does not directly or indrectly affect him. Granted. The card works great. Unfortunatly, all your current games and save files are not compatible with the new card, resulting in the total loss of all your previous saves and then inability to make new saves. I wish that I had the ability to selectively 'turn people off' momentarily (with no side effects), at will, with no debilitating trauma/pain/expense (including financial) cost to me. (Look Ma! A snooze button!) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
DubanFP Four Rings Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.06.23 21:38:00 - [436] Originally by: Helen Hunts [ I wish that I had the ability to selectively 'turn people off' momentarily (with no side effects), at will, with no debilitating trauma/pain/expense (including financial) cost to me. (Look Ma! A snooze button!) Done, however you get perminantly turned off the first time you try it too. Because your mind is effectively "off" you effectively feel no pain, and your body is fully intact. Nor does it cost you a financial penny. I wish I owned one of the computers on the EVE store with one of the caldari skins. _______________ ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR
Jenny Spitfire LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2008.06.23 21:57:00 - [437] Garanted but you habe Eve comupoeters with yuor own skin. I wish I am as smaert like evearyone on foarums. --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria! Go vote! Put voice for silent majority. LOVE PVP, HATE grief
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.23 22:28:00 - [438] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I owned one of the computers on the EVE store with one of the caldari skins. Granted. Your new EVE case comes with a free, non-removable 180watt power supply for your convenience. At least it looks better than the pictures in the store. Enjoy. Jenny: Granted. Your lobotomy is scheduled for 6am tomorrow. (What are we on now? Jenny Mk. 6?) I wish I fully understood quantum physics. (Without my head/brain exploding or going insane, mind you) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Gabrialle Sunspot Requisitions Worlds End Consortium	Posted - 2008.06.24 19:39:00 - [439] Granted but your knowledge causes a rip in the space time continuum that tears you inside out back to front and cross ways. I wish i were playing eve instead of posting on EvE-O
Nachshon 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.06.24 21:02:00 - [440] Originally by: Gabrialle Granted but your knowledge causes a rip in the space time continuum that tears you inside out back to front and cross ways. I wish i were playing eve instead of posting on EvE-O Granted. Goonswarm just wardecced your corp for fun. I wish I could fly Jovian warships. ____________________________________ Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship. The True Meaning of Freedom My v

Suze'Rain	Posted - 2008.06.25 00:44:00 - [441] Originally by: Nachshon I wish I could fly Jovian warships. Granted. you can fly all the jovian ships. Good luck finding any however... I wish I had five pounds given to me for every time this thread raises from the grave.
edtheshed Most Wanted INC G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.06.25 15:48:00 - [442] Originally by: Suze'Rain I wish I had five pounds given to me for every time this thread raises from the grave. granted, but this thread doesn't die ever i wish i had a brand new faultless american made fender jazz bass and new faultless markbass amp, and that i don't lose any ability to play it, and don't become deaf. haha come up with a downside for that.
DubanFP Four Rings Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.06.25 15:56:00 - [443] Originally by: edtheshed i wish i had a brand new faultless american made fender jazz bass and new faultless markbass amp, and that i don't lose any ability to play it, and don't become deaf. haha come up with a downside for that. Done. However it is made for the American outlet system if you're European, or the European outlet system if you're American. You have no place to plug it in on this continent. Enjoy spending craploads of cash per plane ticket just to play your bass for a couple days before having to return home. I wish I could think of a half decent wish to go with my corruptions. I just like crushing other people's wishes . _______________ ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR
Rebal 88 Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.25 16:26:00 - [444] granted the decent wish you think if just gets crushed like all the rest. I wish I was a god.
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.06.25 17:22:00 - [445] Originally by: Rebal 88 granted the decent wish you think if just gets crushed like all the rest. I wish I was a god. Granted. She is not amused with you. Run. I wish more people would wish for obvious Haruhiistic bait. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Shinnen Northern Intelligence	Posted - 2008.06.25 17:40:00 - [446] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Rebal 88 granted the decent wish you think if just gets crushed like all the rest. I wish I was a god. Granted. She is not amused with you. Run. I wish more people would wish for obvious Haruhiistic bait. Granted but no one has a clue what Haruhiistic is. I wish I was able to control the weather PROUD TO BE IN THE MATARI MILITIA
Kirjava Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.06.25 18:04:00 - [447] Originally by: Shinnen Granted but no one has a clue what Haruhiistic is. I wish I was able to control the weather Haruhiistic is any subject which interests the ignorant goddess Haruhi. It is perhaps ironic that weather control is indeed a topic of Haruhiistic perversion of all good scifi [insert link here when I find the scene on it]. You have now granted my wish of more Haruhiistic based material to corrupt, your wish is corrupted via previous failage. I wish for a peanut butter sandwich. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Nachshon 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.06.25 19:04:00 - [448] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Shinnen Granted but no one has a clue what Haruhiistic is. I wish I was able to control the weather Haruhiistic is any subject which interests the ignorant goddess Haruhi. It is perhaps ironic that weather control is indeed a topic of Haruhiistic perversion of all good scifi [insert link here when I find the scene on it]. You have now granted my wish of more Haruhiistic based material to corrupt, your wish is corrupted via previous failage. I wish for a peanut butter sandwich. Granted. You are also allergic to peanuts. I wish I had telekinesis. ____________________________________ Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship. The True Meaning of Freedom My v
ceyriot Entropians on Vacation	Posted - 2008.06.25 23:11:00 - [449] Edited by: ceyriot on 25/06/2008 23:15:31 Originally by: Nachshon I wish I had telekinesis. Granted - you try to use your newfound powers on Chuck Norris but your head implodes. I wish I could look at people ships in eve and they would explode - no concord, and explosion would like like this Faction Store - Killboard
Shinnen Northern Intelligence	Posted - 2008.06.25 23:32:00 - [450] Originally by: ceyriot Edited by: ceyriot on 25/06/2008 23:15:31 I wish I could look at people ships in eve and they would explode - no concord, and explosion would like like this Granted but you end up rickrolling yourself and you are hospitalised as a result of epileptic seizure. PROUD TO BE IN THE MATARI MILITIA

Epegi Givo Demon Theory	Posted - 2008.06.26 07:18:00 - [451] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 26/06/2008 07:18:44 You have no wish, so there is nothing to grant I wish fern tree leaves were colored purple. EDIT: changed color to purple Originally by: DroneCommander Originally by: Isiskhan My mother's name is Rolricka. Yes, I'm being 100% serious. Dude! Your mum got RolRick'd!
Shinnen Northern Intelligence	Posted - 2008.06.26 13:24:00 - [452] Originally by: Epegi Givo Edited by: Epegi Givo on 26/06/2008 07:18:44 You have no wish, so there is nothing to grant I wish fern tree leaves were colored purple. EDIT: changed color to purple Granted, but you turn colourblind and purple looks like fern-leaf green so you see green anyway. Since I forgot to wish before, I wish this thread was locked. Originally by: Jenny Spitfire This porposal have good brans.
William Pierce Universal Army	Posted - 2008.06.26 14:00:00 - [453] Originally by: Epegi Givo Since I forgot to wish before, I wish this thread was locked. The thread gets locked, but the OOPE forum community rises up against you, comes to your house, and kills you in an awful way. They then petition the locking, and the thread is unlocked. I wish that all of your bases belong to me.
Heartstone Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction	Posted - 2008.06.26 20:46:00 - [454] Originally by: William Pierce Originally by: Epegi Givo Since I forgot to wish before, I wish this thread was locked. The thread gets locked, but the OOPE forum community rises up against you, comes to your house, and kills you in an awful way. They then petition the locking, and the thread is unlocked. I wish that all of your bases belong to me. All our bases are belonging to you but the maintenance costs drive you into bankruptcy in a matter of minutes and you jump off the tallest base to you doom in despair. I wish I had a new mug to replace the one I just broke. ---
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.30 17:46:00 - [455] Originally by: Heartstone I wish I had a new mug to replace the one I just broke. Granted. As an added bonus, this new mug is indestructable and plays music and video for your enjoyment. Hope you like Teletubbies and Barney played at 90dB 24/7. I wish I had unrestricted, untracable access to any and all databases in the world. (Without being left open to the world myself)
Nachshon Caldari 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.06.30 17:57:00 - [456] Granted. You go insane after looking at someone's **** collection. I wish that I legitimately get perfect scores on all my courses for this summer.
Ren Surkova Down In Flames	Posted - 2008.06.30 18:05:00 - [457] ok, perfect scores.... in your only courses which are now theology and media studies, you're unemployable. I wish every aging meme referenced in this thread was destroyed along with every ******* who thinks mentioning rickrolls or chucknorrislol is a reasonable substitute for a real sense of humor
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.30 18:11:00 - [458] Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish every aging meme referenced in this thread was destroyed along with every ******* who thinks mentioning rickrolls or chucknorrislol is a reasonable substitute for a real sense of humor Granted. The Rickrollers and Norrislollers all mysteriously detonate simultaneously. Unfortunatly for you, you wind up just a little too close to one of the larger blasts. I wish I had an Oldsmobile. (That I could actually afford to put on the road and all) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Kaeten Hybrid Syndicate	Posted - 2008.06.30 18:31:00 - [459] Edited by: Kaeten on 30/06/2008 18:30:51 Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish every aging meme referenced in this thread was destroyed along with every ******* who thinks mentioning rickrolls or chucknorrislol is a reasonable substitute for a real sense of humor Granted. The Rickrollers and Norrislollers all mysteriously detonate simultaneously. Unfortunatly for you, you wind up just a little too close to one of the larger blasts. I wish I had an Oldsmobile. (That I could actually afford to put on the road and all) dunno what that is, but it will probably give you cancer. I wish I had money printed toilet paper! ________________________ Comming back June 5th...
Nachshon Caldari 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.06.30 18:54:00 - [460] Granted. It is so realistic that the Secret Service nabs you for counterfeit. I wish I could travel to the EVE constellation without passing through hisec.

Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:30:00 - [461] Originally by: Nachshon I wish I could travel to the EVE constellation without passing through hisec. Granted. You also manage to do it without the benefit of a ship or pod. Hope you can hold your breath for a long long time. I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator. (Bah, I'll get to that later)
Fraszoid Caldari ULTRA VEGA	Posted - 2008.07.01 16:44:00 - [462] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator. (Bah, I'll get to that later) Granted, you develop OCD and spend every waking moment of your life doing whatever some tells you to when they tell you to. I wish I had a couple pet guinea pigs. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it. Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html
Arvald Caldari Aurora Acclivitous Paxton Federation	Posted - 2008.07.01 16:47:00 - [463] Originally by: Fraszoid Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator. (Bah, I'll get to that later) Granted, you develop OCD and spend every waking moment of your life doing whatever some tells you to when they tell you to. I wish I had a couple pet guinea pigs. granted, but they gnaw your feet off whist you sleep. i wish that i had a consle that could play every and any video game ever created by man Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Stealthbomber combat (or as i like to call it: Just because you *are* paranoid don't mean there isnt a invisible demon about to eat your face)
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.07.01 17:13:00 - [464] Originally by: Arvald i wish that i had a consle that could play every and any video game ever created by man Done. You now have a collection of 37 billion video games. Only about 300 are any good. There is no search function nor a scroll bar. I wish the person who responds to this doesn't get a wish. _______________ ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR
Arvald's Alt	Posted - 2008.07.01 17:17:00 - [465] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Arvald i wish that i had a consle that could play every and any video game ever created by man Done. You now have a collection of 37 billion video games. Only about 300 are any good. There is no search function nor a scroll bar. I wish the person who responds to this doesn't get a wish. granted but this is my alt so it does nto matter MWUAHAHAH
Rebal 88 Minmatar Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance	Posted - 2008.07.03 00:00:00 - [466] but it does matter because you posted anyway!!!! I wish I could believe it WAS butter....
Siberys	Posted - 2008.07.03 00:08:00 - [467] Originally by: Rebal 88 but it does matter because you posted anyway!!!! I wish I could believe it WAS butter.... I can't figure out what that means, so you now turn people into butter when you touch them. I wish I had a girlfriend who DIDN'T have a deadly STD, or similar thing that caused me or her to die within a few minutes/hours/days of us meeting each other.
Shinnen Caldari Northern Intelligence	Posted - 2008.07.03 00:14:00 - [468] Originally by: Siberys Originally by: Rebal 88 but it does matter because you posted anyway!!!! I wish I could believe it WAS butter.... I can't figure out what that means, so you now turn people into butter when you touch them. I wish I had a girlfriend who DIDN'T have a deadly STD, or similar thing that caused me or her to die within a few minutes/hours/days of us meeting each other. Granted, your girlfriend doesn't have a deadly STD, but you already had HIV which results in AIDS and you die from a cold. Linkage Originally by: Jenny Spitfire This porposal have good brans.
Tahvi Mynrokh	Posted - 2008.07.03 05:20:00 - [469] I wish Eve Mon had my portrait.
Rebal 88 Minmatar Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance	Posted - 2008.07.03 06:50:00 - [470] Granted it was a hideous monster and the mods set it back to a ! I wish I was tired at 3am.....

Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.07.07 20:20:00 - [471] Originally by: Rebal 88 I wish I was tired at 3am..... Granted. At 3am, regardless of what you are doing, you become tired. Unfortunatly, that new railyard that runs right behind your place makes sleep an impossibility at any hour. I wish my house was already equipped with solar and wind power generators. (Alternative energy ftw) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Kazuma Saruwatari Caldari	Posted - 2008.07.07 20:48:00 - [472] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish my house was already equipped with solar and wind power generators. (Alternative energy ftw) Just wait for the lackeys of the big oil companies staging hits on your property for the lulz... I wish I had 50mil SP I could assign... -
Opertone Caldari SIEGE. The Border Patrol	Posted - 2008.07.09 16:11:00 - [473] and it is EVE 50 years ahead from now... 50 mill SP look like 3 year old newbie, compared to the matured half billion SP chars i wish i was ammar from start
Calvin Firenze Minmatar Thanos and Killjoy Productions	Posted - 2008.07.09 16:39:00 - [474] Originally by: Opertone i wish i was ammar from start Granted, you're now an amarr newbie with 800k sp. Enjoy I wish I had a magic beer bottle that never got empty and was always ice cold.
Nachshon Caldari 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.07.09 22:34:00 - [475] Granted. The beer freezes up. I wish I could stop and re-start time at will. ____________________________________ Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship. The True Meaning of Freedom My v
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.07.14 22:12:00 - [476] Originally by: Nachshon I wish I could stop and re-start time at will. Granted. You manage to stop your own personal time. Citizens of your area marvel at the amazingly lifelike statue that appeared one day. (A shame you didn't specify how long your time should be stopped before making the stop) I wish I had the patent on a pill that would quickly repair joints (such as knees and elbows) without any harmful side-effects. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Abrazzar	Posted - 2008.07.14 22:26:00 - [477] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I had the patent on a pill that would quickly repair joints (such as knees and elbows) without any harmful side-effects. Granted. You announce your find only to get killed in an accident, manufactured by the pharma industry as they earn much more in pain killers than your wonder pill and won't accept a little upstart to spoil their stranglehold on medicine. I wish I could see the world the way it is and not how it is perceived. -------- Ideas for: Mining
Drake Arson Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.08.02 03:01:00 - [478] Originally by: Abrazzar Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I had the patent on a pill that would quickly repair joints (such as knees and elbows) without any harmful side-effects. Granted. You announce your find only to get killed in an accident, manufactured by the pharma industry as they earn much more in pain killers than your wonder pill and won't accept a little upstart to spoil their stranglehold on medicine. I wish I could see the world the way it is and not how it is perceived. Granted. You see the world as it really is, A Masochist. I wish That I had a wish. Dare you Defy me?!
Kirjava Shiva Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2008.08.02 12:29:00 - [479] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish That I had a wish. Granted. Your wish to have a wish is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted which is to have a wish that is granted .... Reality Crashes, I hope your haooy with yourself I wish I could find my wallet so I can go get ma luncheon! Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.08.03 16:38:00 - [480] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I could find my wallet so I can go get ma luncheon! Granted. You now have your wallet, but the only thing left to buy is that suspicious tofu thing that's been there a while.... I wish CCP would authorize the creation of high-quality desktop models of the EVE ships for all of us fanatics to collect and obsess over. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?

Gallente Lieutenant	Posted - 2008.08.05 23:35:00 - [481] Granted! They cost $100m each, and are made of paper on scales of 1/1000. You can buy them from me. I wish I can pod kill all the idiots in Jita.
Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Scalar Federation	Posted - 2008.08.06 01:15:00 - [482] Granted your wish was suprise anal reaping also granted I wish i could quit this thread _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.08.06 01:25:00 - [483] Originally by: Culmen Granted your wish was suprise anal reaping also granted I wish i could quit this thread your wish is granted, but you will come back at some point and wish you hadn't quit. I wish for a flying monkey.
ceyriot Entropians on Vacation	Posted - 2008.08.06 01:31:00 - [484] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton I wish for a flying monkey. Granted, but it doesn't like you and flies away, causing you to go insane and spend the rest of your life in a mental hospital. I wish for a better smiley to put inside the brackets () Faction Store - Killboard
soldieroffortune 258 Gallente Federal Defence Union	Posted - 2008.08.06 01:42:00 - [485] Edited by: soldieroffortune 258 on 06/08/2008 01:42:44 Originally by: ceyriot Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton I wish for a flying monkey. Granted, but it doesn't like you and flies away, causing you to go insane and spend the rest of your life in a mental hospital. I wish for a better smiley to put inside the brackets () granted, but the "better smiley" is an emoticon version of this picture i wish i had the navy issue megathron P.S.: i love this game, thanks OP for posting it a year ago, lmao
Myrhial Arkenath Ghost Festival	Posted - 2008.08.06 07:26:00 - [486] Granted, but it is located right in the middle of a busy pirate hub. I wish I had cookies. Diary of a pod pilot
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.08.07 01:32:00 - [487] Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath I wish I had cookies. Granted. Here's your box of cookies from 1952. Don't mind the dust on the box. Sadly, there's no milk to go with. I wish Surfin's Plunderbunny would turn into a full Carebear, mining lasers and everything, without a thought of piracy/PvP. (this ought to be interesting) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Tamia Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.08.07 02:01:00 - [488] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish Surfin's Plunderbunny would turn into a full Carebear, mining lasers and everything, without a thought of piracy/PvP. (this ought to be interesting) Granted. Surfin's veldspar mining activities are soon detected by Chribba, starting an intergalactic war for the precious ore. The paradox of two ultimate carebears fighting each other rips apart the fabric of the universe, leaving no survivors behind. I wish ambulation was released tomorrow. Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.08.07 04:22:00 - [489] Originally by: Tamia Clant Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish Surfin's Plunderbunny would turn into a full Carebear, mining lasers and everything, without a thought of piracy/PvP. (this ought to be interesting) Granted. Surfin's veldspar mining activities are soon detected by Chribba, starting an intergalactic war for the precious ore. The paradox of two ultimate carebears fighting each other rips apart the fabric of the universe, leaving no survivors behind. I wish ambulation was released tomorrow. granted, but it comes integrated with second life, space furries everywhere I wish I had that glass of milk from 1952
Betray Caldari The Substitutes	Posted - 2008.08.08 08:29:00 - [490] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton I wish I had that glass of milk from 1952 Granted! The micro-organisms had already depleted it, leaving an empty glass behind. I wish I have trained all the skills in eve to lvl 5 and have infinite isk's. Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EVE is the matrix of matrix, while we are just part of matrix, our char is just a part of the matrix's matri

Mobius 1 Caldari	Posted - 2008.08.27 23:54:00 - [491] Granted! Welcome to Armageddon Day! sadly it only lasts 24 hours. I wish CCP would give us Armageddon Day again.
DubanFP Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.	Posted - 2008.08.28 00:09:00 - [492] Originally by: Mobius 1 Granted! Welcome to Armageddon Day! sadly it only lasts 24 hours. I wish CCP would give us Armageddon Day again. Done. Because of CCP's actions a comet impacts the earth killing all life, yourself included. I wish the next person to reply to this post doesn't get a wish. _______________ "Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely outclassed
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.08.28 00:19:00 - [493] Originally by: DubanFP Done. Because of CCP's actions a comet impacts the earth killing all life, yourself included. I wish the next person to reply to this post doesn't get a wish. granted! however due to me having posted in this thread several pages ago, your wish is a grandfather paradox causing the forums to divide by zero, reset and voila!... i wish i wasn't at work right now, but home w/ a tasty boddingtons ------------------------------ of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
DubanFP Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.	Posted - 2008.08.28 00:26:00 - [494] Originally by: HankMurphy Originally by: DubanFP Done. Because of CCP's actions a comet impacts the earth killing all life, yourself included. I wish the next person to reply to this post doesn't get a wish. granted! however due to me having posted in this thread several pages ago, your wish is a grandfather paradox causing the forums to divide by zero, reset and voila!... i wish i wasn't at work right now, but home w/ a tasty boddingtons I wish the universe would run throw an exception fixing the resulting problem rather then crashing the universe/thread. My original intent becomes corrected and granted nullifying your wish. You are now still at work. . That was my wish. _______________ "Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely outclassed
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.08.28 00:30:00 - [495] Edited by: HankMurphy on 28/08/2008 00:30:05 Originally by: DubanFP My original intent becomes corrected and granted nullifying your wish. You are now still at work. . That was my wish. %&@! GOD $&% YOU sonofa%&$*(!! ------------------------------ of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Amandin Adouin Minmatar	Posted - 2008.08.28 01:25:00 - [496] Edited by: Amandin Adouin on 28/08/2008 01:25:40 Granted, god damns the son of a ***** . However, god making that kind of an exception turns all Judeo-Christian belief systems upside down, resulting in mass hysteria in the Midwest and Vatican City. I wish I wasn't so caught up in my own issues lately that I paid more attention to the things that mattered.
Epegi Givo Amarr Vengeance Imperium	Posted - 2008.08.28 04:28:00 - [497] granted, but feeding yourself is considered a personal issue, and you ignore it, so you eventualy die of starvation. I wish the world would blow up with me included in it ------------------------------------- Total tractor beam overhaul/engine strength
Dramaan	Posted - 2008.08.28 04:55:00 - [498] Edited by: Dramaan on 28/08/2008 04:58:09 I which I for a real death note. So I can for fill last poster which.
Benilopax Gallente Pulsar Combat Supplies Alternative Realities	Posted - 2008.08.28 12:11:00 - [499] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, but feeding yourself is considered a personal issue, and you ignore it, so you eventualy die of starvation. I wish the world would blow up with me included in it But if the world blew up taking you with it, it would soon coalless to form a new planet with new life that could lead to a planet of H.I.T.L.E.Rs. I wish I could travel through time and space.
Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit	Posted - 2008.08.28 14:04:00 - [500] Edited by: Culmen on 28/08/2008 14:03:59 Originally by: Benilopax But if the world blew up taking you with it, it would soon coalless to form a new planet with new life that could lead to a planet of H.I.T.L.E.Rs. I wish I could travel through time and space. granted, but you can only travel to the time/place of 1) The sun exploding(specifically in the center of the explosion) 2)The center of Chernobyl (specifically the time when radiation levels were at its highest 3)The Goatse Photoshoot( specifically in tothe.... thing) I wish i could go home again _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?

Rebal 88 Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.08.28 18:28:00 - [501] Granted you forget where your home is and eventually get there 8 years later to find no one there and the site demolished. I wish I had a jump freighter.
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.08.28 19:05:00 - [502] Originally by: Rebal 88 Granted you forget where your home is and eventually get there 8 years later to find no one there and the site demolished. I wish I had a jump freighter. Granted. CCP spots the JF appear in your account in dodgy circumstances, and deducts the costs from your account not in isk, but skillpoints. you now have -800 milliion SP and can barely fly a shuttle. I wish rebal 88's name would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch.
Feilamya Minmatar Pelennor Swarm G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.08.28 20:04:00 - [503] Originally by: Suze'Rain I wish rebal 88's name would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. Granted. CCP changed his name to rebal 77. I wish I had a jump freighter. Pointed, in structure and without an escort.
Suze'Rain Caldari	Posted - 2008.08.28 21:31:00 - [504] Originally by: Feilamya Originally by: Suze'Rain I wish rebal 88's name would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. Granted. CCP changed his name to rebal 77. I wish I had a jump freighter. Pointed, in structure and without an escort. you get it. but its your jump freighter, and it's filled with your stuff. I still wish the now "rebal 77"'s letters, but not numbers, would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. :)
DubanFP Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.	Posted - 2008.08.28 21:46:00 - [505] Edited by: DubanFP on 28/08/2008 21:47:48 Originally by: Suze'Rain I still wish the now "rebal 77"'s letters, but not numbers, would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. :) Done. The R is now capitalized properly to make Rebal 77. I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time. _______________ "Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely outclassed
Tobias Xiaosen Gallente The Perfect Storm The Red Skull	Posted - 2008.08.28 21:48:00 - [506] Edited by: Tobias Xiaosen on 28/08/2008 21:48:59 Originally by: Suze'Rain I still wish the now "rebal 77"'s letters, but not numbers, would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. :) Granted, "rebal 77" is now known as riebhaal 77 I wish that I wasn't in debt EDIT* DANG YOU DUBAN! Originally by: pwnedgato Doesn't mean they lack don't intelligence.
Amandin Adouin Minmatar	Posted - 2008.08.28 22:38:00 - [507] I'm the fairy Godmother today. Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen I still wish the now "rebal 77"'s letters, but not numbers, would change because that "rebal" spelling error is making my grammar fascfst senses twitch. :) Granted, "Rebal77" is now named "Rebbal77", but somehow your grammar fascfst sense's twitch has turned into full on seizure disorder. Quote: I wish that I wasn't in debt Granted, all your debts have been paid in full. Suddenly women all over the world are taken by your oh-so sauve fiscal planning and a mob of gorgeous super models shows up at your house to shower you with more money and make sweet, sweet love. Alas, you suddenly have nothing left to strive for, and fall into a deep well of gluttonous depression. And you get fat. I get two wishes now: I wish for a rewind button for life. I also wish for a fast forward button.
Tobias Xiaosen Gallente The Perfect Storm The Red Skull	Posted - 2008.08.28 23:22:00 - [508] Originally by: Fraszoid I wish for more apple muffins. Granted, but they were made in 1952. I wish that days could be twice as long yet work hours stay the same so I can spend more time doing the things I want then working. Originally by: pwnedgato Doesn't mean they lack don't intelligence.
DubanFP Caldari Out of Order Vanguard.	Posted - 2008.08.28 23:32:00 - [509] Edited by: DubanFP on 28/08/2008 23:32:44 Edited by: DubanFP on 28/08/2008 23:32:23 Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen Originally by: Fraszoid I wish for more apple muffins. Granted, but they were made in 1952. I wish that days could be twice as long yet work hours stay the same so I can spend more time doing the things I want then working. Done but you still require 24 hour sleep cycles and eat the same amount you would otherwise. You now work half as much during any given period of time while living costs the same. Welcome to poverty. I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time. _______________ "Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely outclassed
Amandin Adouin Minmatar	Posted - 2008.08.28 23:39:00 - [510] Edited by: Amandin Adouin on 28/08/2008 23:38:53 Originally by: DubanFP I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time. Oops, I missed your wish. Since you seem to really want this, I'll grant it to you with no strings attached... except it's sooo good that you never leave the house anymore, you lose all your friends and you begin your own personal spiral to madness. I wish my remote worked correctly.

Opertone Caldari SIEGE. The Border Patrol	Posted - 2008.08.29 01:19:00 - [511] Originally by: Amandin Adouin Edited by: Amandin Adouin on 28/08/2008 23:38:53 Originally by: DubanFP I wish I had a database of everything that I could easily access, nobody could ever know about, would use reasonable by my standards energy, have the dimensions/wieght of a laptop, and it would give me exactly what I was looking for every single time. Oops, I missed your wish. Since you seem to really want this, I'll grant it to you with no strings attached... except it's sooo good that you never leave the house anymore, you lose all your friends and you begin your own personal spiral to madness. I wish my remote worked correctly. but your mom would never let you have it
Rebal 88 Minmatar Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.08.29 10:19:00 - [512] ^^^no wish o noez^^^^ I wish the guy above me posted a wish i could corrupt
Keaton Kiwiman Minmatar Destruction Bros. INC.	Posted - 2008.10.13 01:21:00 - [513] granted but h ewished that you where god and thus since you currupted the wish now you are a slug. i wish this text was blue
DubanFP Caldari Kylia Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.13 01:43:00 - [514] Originally by: Keaton Kiwiman granted but h ewished that you where god and thus since you currupted the wish now you are a slug. i wish this text was blue Added Sad faces to the text. It is now very blue. I wish for my wish to be corrupted. _______________ "Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely and utterly outclassed.
Ren Surkova Arcana Imperii Ltd.	Posted - 2008.10.13 05:57:00 - [515] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Keaton Kiwiman granted but h ewished that you where god and thus since you currupted the wish now you are a slug. i wish this text was blue Added Sad faces to the text. It is now very blue. I wish for my wish to be corrupted. ok sure granted sort of except the wishgranter pauses and asks you if you think that's the first time anyone's ever thought of that. he slaps you around the room and gives you some stock, lazy corrupted wish he probably wholesale lifted from old twilight zone episodes. I dunno, maybe you get rich but really bored or become incredibly handsome only to find that the rest of the worlds standards of beauty have been turned on their head. whatever it is its pretty cliche I wish I could drink at work
TheBro	Posted - 2008.10.13 18:49:00 - [516] Quote: I wish I could drink at work You get so drunk at work that you end up having relations with the hot new secretary, and end up getting her pregnant with twins.
WhiteSavage Gallente	Posted - 2008.10.13 22:46:00 - [517] ...and now you have aids. I wish I had a nano-mothership. ___________________________________________ ..My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes
Epegi Givo Amarr 181st Legion	Posted - 2008.10.14 04:28:00 - [518] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 14/10/2008 04:28:49 granted, but CCP then creates a module that auto-kills/pods 100x and takes all the money and assets from a ship that can travel faster than 2km/s. and this module fits into a special 9th slot, and is given to everyone for free. I wish the person below me have suddenly have an strange urge to poke him/herself in the kneecap once every day. -------------------------------------
DubanFP Caldari Kylia Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.14 04:34:00 - [519] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish the person below me have suddenly have an strange urge to poke him/herself in the kneecap once every day. Done. A lazer guided super-computer targeted taser is installed at my house. The botton is conveniently attached to my knee. It has perfect accuracy is perminantly aimed at any person that plays EVE under the name "Epegi Givo". Have fun. My wish is 1 paragraph above this one. _______________ "White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't mater to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer"

CCP Kalmukaru	Posted - 2008.10.14 11:47:00 - [520] Originally by: DubanFP I wish for my wish to be corrupted. Meta-wishing is against the rules, and you lose your wish. I wish for a pony.


Roxanna Kell Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.10.14 13:40:00 - [521] Originally by: CCP Kalmukaru Originally by: DubanFP I wish for my wish to be corrupted. Meta-wishing is against the rules, and you lose your wish. I wish for a pony. Ponies can't carry fat people. I wish for this thread to get locked Quote: There is no Dishonor in winning fools, so do it any way you can.
Epegi Givo Amarr 181st Legion	Posted - 2008.10.14 14:26:00 - [522] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 14/10/2008 14:26:34 Originally by: Roxanna Kell Originally by: CCP Kalmukaru Originally by: DubanFP I wish for my wish to be corrupted. Meta-wishing is against the rules, and you lose your wish. I wish for a pony. Ponies can't carry fat people. I wish for this thread to get locked granted, a CCP dev locks the thread. but every other CCP dev gets very mad at the locked, and they unlock the thread, and punish the dev accordingly. Then the dev takes out his anger by podding you a hundred times and takingaway all your assets and money. I wish the person below me had eternal life and enjoyed it -------------------------------------
Benilopax Gallente Pulsar Combat Supplies Alternative Realities	Posted - 2008.10.14 14:30:00 - [523] Edited by: Benilopax on 14/10/2008 14:33:36 Thanks very much, however I am an evil megalomanic and would use my life to take over the entire world and rule it with an iron fist. Luckily for you I may let you go free in return. But, the rebels of my great empire would blame you for it all and you would be tortured as a co-conspirator. I wish I was a King or Emperor!
Dihania Gallente SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.10.14 14:41:00 - [524] Originally by: Benilopax I wish I was a King or Emperor! But then you'll have poison in your food, and knights courting your queen and many other kings attacking your domain and peasant cursing you to hell. I wish I had time to play and not lurk on the forums at work. [hrhr] Sniggwaffe is recruiting. Visit channel "join sniggwaffe" in game.
Fraszoid Caldari Condottieri Industries The Economy	Posted - 2008.10.14 15:13:00 - [525] Originally by: Dihania I wish I had time to play and not lurk on the forums at work. Granted, you lose your job after you win a life time sub to EVE. You end up gloating so much that they ban your IP from the forums and blacklist your entire ISP so you can't ever look at them. You spend every waking moment mining and mission running because any epic kills you make are pointless without the publics awareness of your loot. Enjoy your forum deprivation. I wish for some non-poisoned, edible apple-pear muffins. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it. Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html
xOm3gAx Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2008.10.14 16:09:00 - [526] Originally by: Fraszoid Originally by: Dihania I wish I had time to play and not lurk on the forums at work. Granted, you lose your job after you win a life time sub to EVE. You end up gloating so much that they ban your IP from the forums and blacklist your entire ISP so you can't ever look at them. You spend every waking moment mining and mission running because any epic kills you make are pointless without the publics awareness of your loot. Enjoy your forum deprivation. I wish for some non-poisoned, edible apple-pear muffins. Granted but you become allergic to apple-pear muffins and die when you get near them. I wish to become the wishmaaster. Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights.
Serenity Steele Dynamic Data Distribution Ministry of Information	Posted - 2008.10.14 17:40:00 - [527] Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish to become the wishmaaster. Granted. Wishmaster is a ceremonial only title only with no ability to wish anything and as wishing is a charity exercise, as wishmaster you have to pay the costs for granting everyone else's wish. I wish EVE Players could rate each others posts, and had the option to hide all posts with a poor rating after they'd be on the forums for a minimum of 2 hours. ≡v≡ Strategic Maps in Eve-Online Store \| eve-maps.com
Xue XinMao West Wind Waylanders	Posted - 2008.10.14 17:45:00 - [528] Originally by: Serenity Steele Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish to become the wishmaaster. Granted. Wishmaster is a ceremonial only title only with no ability to wish anything and as wishing is a charity exercise, as wishmaster you have to pay the costs for granting everyone else's wish. I wish EVE Players could rate each others posts, and had the option to hide all posts with a poor rating after they'd be on the forums for a minimum of 2 hours. But this idea will strain the hamsters and make them burn. I wish the person below me says something.
Serenity Steele Dynamic Data Distribution Ministry of Information	Posted - 2008.10.14 18:00:00 - [529] Originally by: Xue XinMao But this idea will strain the hamsters and make them burn. I wish the person below me says something. Granted, but you can't hear it because you're not in the same room. I wish the person above me had a clever response to my original wish. ≡v≡ Strategic Maps in Eve-Online Store \| eve-maps.com
Elron Hubward	Posted - 2008.10.14 18:22:00 - [530] Edited by: Elron Hubward on 14/10/2008 18:22:51 I wish the person above me had a clever response to my original wish. Granted. Aliens from a distant galaxy select Xue XinMao as the first test subject for their newly developed "intelliray". Now having an IQ of OVER 9000!!!! Xue has all the snappy comebacks you could ever wish to see.... alas Xue now views forum fencing as intellectually degrading and pointless, so you don't get to see them. I wish politicians had to take lie detector tests when they're telling us how good things are now that they're in power.

Xue XinMao West Wind Waylanders	Posted - 2008.10.14 18:26:00 - [531] 1 + 2 = 9281973123 I wish the person below me lives in the next hour.
xOm3gAx Caldari Stain of Mind	Posted - 2008.10.14 20:13:00 - [532] Originally by: Xue XinMao 1 + 2 = 9281973123 I wish the person below me lives in the next hour. Granted I have gratuitous sex (with a real woman not your love doll) and LIVE GRANDLY for the next hour, all the while your stuck watching a forum for an hour doing nothing except being bored =) I wish many thanks to the person above me for the grand hour i spent with my woman. Originally by: CCP Abraxas Her boyfriend's way hot, too; tall and tanned. And I say this as a very hetero male who doesn't ever dream of the man on cold, dark nights.
Highwind Cid	Posted - 2008.10.14 20:26:00 - [533] Might want to keep that wish, he might be doing her too. I wish eve was fun.
Roxanna Kell Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2008.10.14 21:08:00 - [534] ROFL, That wish can never be granted, EVE is just a second job set in space with limited functionality... I wish I never joined this thread. Quote: There is no Dishonor in winning fools, so do it any way you can.
Epegi Givo Amarr 181st Legion	Posted - 2008.10.14 22:18:00 - [535] granted but because you wished you never joined this thread in the thread that you never joined, causing a paradox and making the entire forum crash. CCP then traces the paradox backs to you, and as punishment for crashing the forums, they pod you a hundred times and take all of your money and assets. I wish that the person below me doesn't notice that my last 3 corruptions all ended up podding someone 100 times and taking all their assets + money. -------------------------------------
Hannah Hoffmann	Posted - 2008.10.18 20:37:00 - [536] Edited by: Hannah Hoffmann on 18/10/2008 20:38:15 Edited by: Hannah Hoffmann on 18/10/2008 20:37:56 Granted, I did not notice it, but Im gonna pod u 100 times and take all ur assets+money anyway. I wish that no one will reply to the thread again.
Something Random Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2008.10.18 20:44:00 - [537] but someone will reply amd i wish for this thread to go on and on
Kazuo Ishiguro House of Marbles Zzz	Posted - 2008.10.18 23:44:00 - [538] Granted, but someone mysteriously travels back in time and negates the thread's existence. I wish someone would prove that 1 = 2. --- DIY copying in Liekuri 20:1 mineral compression Eve Online folding@home team
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.19 04:58:00 - [539] Originally by: Kazuo Ishiguro I wish someone would prove that 1 = 2. Granted. This is an election year. Just what else did you want 1 to equal while we're at it? (Have some more political ads and mud while we're at it) I wish me vid card hadn't died. (and no frying the rest of my system, thank you very much) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2008.10.19 06:03:00 - [540] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish me vid card hadn't died. (and no frying the rest of my system, thank you very much) Granted, however instead of frying, your entire system was stolen and then sold to chinese isk farmers, whom are now making a new use of your EVE characters. I wish that the person that attempts to corrupt my wish finds that he cannot corrupt it.

Epegi Givo Amarr Vengeance Imperium	Posted - 2008.10.19 06:04:00 - [541] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 19/10/2008 06:05:49 granted, I am unable to corrupt it but get mad and hire an army of mercs to destroy all yrou assets, and pod you 100 times. -------------------------------------
Gabrialle Amarr Sunspot Requisitions Worlds End Consortium	Posted - 2008.10.19 20:00:00 - [542] granted but ccp believe's me to be an isk-trader and bans your account I wish i had an orca (the ship not the whale)
Peter Powers FinFleet Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.10.20 09:24:00 - [543] Originally by: Gabrialle granted but ccp believe's me to be an isk-trader and bans your account I wish i had an orca (the ship not the whale) granted.. sadly you'll get it in the wrong game and all you can do is use it against NOD. i wish you didnt read this. I love CCP Morpheus<3 xXx CCP Morpheus xXx <3
ViRUS Pottage Caldari R.U.S.T. G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.10.20 16:50:00 - [544] Originally by: Peter Powers Originally by: Gabrialle granted but ccp believe's me to be an isk-trader and bans your account I wish i had an orca (the ship not the whale) granted.. sadly you'll get it in the wrong game and all you can do is use it against NOD. i wish you didnt read this. Wish not granted, because many people have read it I wish i had +10 sec status, 100 trillion isk, and all skills lvl 5 _________ Originally by: CCP Taera May I have your stuff?
Jana Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.10.20 17:16:00 - [545] Originally by: ViRUS Pottage Wish not granted, because many people have read it I wish i had +10 sec status, 100 trillion isk, and all skills lvl 5 Granted, EVE shuts down on that same day. I wish no one corrupted my wish. Join New Eden Research today and never worry about queues again!
Last Wolf Umbra Wing	Posted - 2008.10.20 17:29:00 - [546] Originally by: Jana Clant Originally by: ViRUS Pottage Wish not granted, because many people have read it I wish i had +10 sec status, 100 trillion isk, and all skills lvl 5 Granted, EVE shuts down on that same day. I wish no one corrupted my wish. Granted, No one has corrupted your wish. But Now I am Corrupting it. I wish I had a 4.0 GPA. __________________________________________________________ Originally by: Liang Nuren wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
Epegi Givo Amarr Vengeance Imperium	Posted - 2008.10.24 14:31:00 - [547] Grabted but then the GPAsystem changes so that the LOWER you get, the better. you now have the equivalent of what is now a 0.0 GPA. I wish my cat would learn to meow correctly, instead of doing this weird squeaky thing.
Epegi	Posted - 2008.10.25 01:30:00 - [548] Originally by: Epegi Givo Grabted but then the GPAsystem changes so that the LOWER you get, the better. you now have the equivalent of what is now a 0.0 GPA. I wish my cat would learn to meow correctly, instead of doing this weird squeaky thing. But a truely perfect cat meow is fatal for humans to hear. I wish for cake.
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2008.10.25 01:36:00 - [549] Edited by: Jago Kain on 25/10/2008 01:37:23 Edited by: Jago Kain on 25/10/2008 01:37:00 Originally by: Epegi I wish for cake. You get your cake. Unfortunately it's a half-used urinal cake. I wish folk would stop creating threads about Iceland and it's economy. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.25 04:05:00 - [550] Originally by: Jago Kain I wish folk would stop creating threads about Iceland and it's economy. Granted. (he's gonna hurt me for this...) Iceland threads are a thing of the past. New threads are now started discussing YOU and everything you do. You can no longer do anything (including just lay there in bed) without thousands of posts discussing how you could have done it better. Yes, even that bit with the lotion. I wish that at least half the so-called 'alien abductees' actually WERE abducted. (no return necessary) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?

Epegi Givo Amarr Vengeance Imperium	Posted - 2008.10.25 04:44:00 - [551] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 25/10/2008 04:44:16 granted, but those abductees were so whiny and annoying that the aliens decided to blow up earth. I wish amarr shuttles appeared as flying cake on my screen. -------------------------------------
Tobias Xiaosen Gallente The Perfect Storm The Red Skull	Posted - 2008.10.25 08:47:00 - [552] Granted. Now shuttles are incapable of warping since if they did so they would disintegrate into cakey particles in space. I wish I had some non deadly apple muffins.
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.25 12:03:00 - [553] Granted. You take a bite, chew it and all is good. It even taste great! But when you swallow it will get stuck in your throat, making you unable to breathe. It will continue to be stuck until the air and oxygen in your body slowly diminish, causing a non-fatal brain damage. At the last moment you manage to cough up the muffin, but now your IQ has decreased with 20 points. Being even dumber than before you take another bite and repeat the process all over, again and again. Soon you will become a drooling vegetable with no purpose in life. (wow, that one came out quite harsh ) I wish that I would be perfectly skilled and with the proper knowledge for any job that I would try out for.
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2008.10.25 14:22:00 - [554] Edited by: Jago Kain on 25/10/2008 14:25:19 edited for reasons of taste and decency; you should have seen what i wanted to write Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that I would be perfectly skilled and with the proper knowledge for any job that I would try out for. Granted. Alas; the only jobs currently available on our database involve being randomly punched by drunk strangers on a thursday night, changing old ladies's nappies (diapers for the colonials amongst you) and being sexually assaulted by frisky octogenerian wrinklies who repeatedly stamp on your feet with their zimmer frames whilst copping a quick feel of your bum. To top it all, despite your superlative skill at all of the above, the money is crap. Welcome to the NHS. I wish policemen had big flashing lights on their helmets that went off whenever they told a lie in court. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2008.10.25 22:19:00 - [555] Originally by: Jago Kain I wish policemen had big flashing lights on their helmets that went off whenever they told a lie in court. But court cases would go on for years because the lights would never stop flashing. I wish there was a government who actually did things for the people instead of their own pockets.
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2008.10.26 00:51:00 - [556] Edited by: Jago Kain on 26/10/2008 00:54:32 Originally by: Dantes Revenge I wish there was a government who actually did things for the people instead of their own pockets. Granted. Unfortunately it's a small nation many thousands of miles from here with a really fierce immigration policy. I wish I had a toffee apple.
Julius Rigel House Rigel	Posted - 2008.10.26 01:15:00 - [557] Originally by: Jago Kain I wish I had a toffee apple. Are you aware what toffee does to your teeth?? I wish I had never started training barge to 5 cause it's now at 90% and it's never going to get finished. This is EVE-O forums, your pain is our entertainment.
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.26 12:25:00 - [558] Granted. You do not train for Barge lvl 5, you choose Financial Connections lvl 5 instead. Have fun doing underpaid distribution missions. I wish that the EVE character Helen Hunts will the next person to write in this thread.
Highwind Cid	Posted - 2008.10.26 14:17:00 - [559] Originally by: Aesgrim Granted. You do not train for Barge lvl 5, you choose Financial Connections lvl 5 instead. Have fun doing underpaid distribution missions. I wish that the EVE character Helen Hunts will the next person to write in this thread. Helen Hunts might actually be a bounty hunter looking for your Eve forum name/corp/alliance to somehow use that to track your location. IRL I wish green ketchup was back.
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2008.10.26 15:31:00 - [560] Originally by: Highwind Cid I wish green ketchup was back. Granted. Alas it is merely a bottle of red ketchup left out in the sun for too long and you spend the next week unable to go further than 30 feet from a toilet, just in case. I wish I could fly, way up to the sky... and no switching it off once i get there either. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.

Epegi Givo Amarr Vengeance Imperium	Posted - 2008.10.26 16:34:00 - [561] then you get hit by a plane. I wish that 3 musketeers bars were completely healthy for you, and still tasted like they do now. -------------------------------------
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.26 19:16:00 - [562] Granted. However, if you eat two or less they will give you a bad taste in the mouth for the rest of the week, akin to rotten eggs. Others will also smell this and thus shun you. If you eat four or more they will directly be converted to body fat, giving you an enormous gut. I wish would understand why the ringtone to my cellphone suddenly changed without me or anyone else touching it.
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2008.10.26 19:37:00 - [563] Granted. Then you find it's a fault and the repair bill costs more than the phone. I wish there was a filter on this forum to find only your own posts since you started posting years ago. -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2008.10.27 01:10:00 - [564] Originally by: Dantes Revenge I wish there was a filter on this forum to find only your own posts since you started posting years ago. Granted. Unfortunately a bitter, twisted individual puts your name into and necro's every single thread you've ever been involved in in order to flame you for being an evil people hater. I wish kittens had scales instead of fur and warty protuberances all down their backs so people would stop posting pics of them on the internets.
Taihira	Posted - 2008.10.27 01:52:00 - [565] Originally by: Jago Kain Originally by: Dantes Revenge I wish there was a filter on this forum to find only your own posts since you started posting years ago. Granted. Unfortunately a bitter, twisted individual puts your name into and necro's every single thread you've ever been involved in in order to flame you for being an evil people hater. I wish kittens had scales instead of fur and warty protuberances all down their backs so people would stop posting pics of them on the internets. Granted. people are now posting incessant LolAlligators posts on CanIhazHumanflesh.com some of the baby alligators are even cute. I wish I could find a job I enjoy here, and not 400 miles away from where my partner is.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.27 04:21:00 - [566] Originally by: Taihira I wish I could find a job I enjoy here, and not 400 miles away from where my partner is. Granted. The job is crap, the wage is even worse, but you're enjoying yourself immensely after that lobotomy. A shame that your partner isn't up to the task of caring for a walking vegetable. I wish to own, in my very own home, the ultimate set of clothing, designed for humans, and specially configured just for me. (that ought to make ya think for a bit) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Epegi Givo Amarr Vengeance Imperium	Posted - 2008.10.27 05:15:00 - [567] unfortunately, it lights on fire and explodes at any temperature above -20C I wish I had an Iphone -------------------------------------
Kafner Toy Makers	Posted - 2008.10.27 05:18:00 - [568] Then Apple gives out an ultra-good super iphone free to anyone who doesn't currectly own an Iphone I wish I got the BC skill training to 5 instantly
Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.10.27 05:48:00 - [569] Originally by: Kafner Then Apple gives out an ultra-good super iphone free to anyone who doesn't currectly own an Iphone I wish I got the BC skill training to 5 instantly Granted, you are now a master of British Columbia you freeze to death I wish for death _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.27 13:47:00 - [570] Originally by: Culmen I wish for death Granted. You walk in front of a bus and die rather nicely. Instead of moving on, you are reanimated as a zombie, denying you any peace you may have found elsewhere. Sadly, you never do develop a taste for uncooked brains. I wish I could jumpclone to work instead of commuting. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?

Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.10.27 16:01:00 - [571] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I could jumpclone to work instead of commuting. Granted, you have to work for 24 hours straight before you can go home. After that you get fired for not coming to work for a whole day. Timers a ***** like that. I wish I could make money _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2008.10.27 18:43:00 - [572] Originally by: Culmen I wish I could make money Granted. You get a job for Bob Mugabe working in the Zimbabwean mint. Alas, as you are paid in Zimbabwean dollars, you are unable to print enough during your shift to cover the cost of paying you for that shift and starve to death as a result of hyper-inflation. I wish my natural body odour was that of chocolate and money, so as to make me more attractive to women.
Epegi Givo Amarr Vengeance Imperium	Posted - 2008.10.27 23:22:00 - [573] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 27/10/2008 23:22:23 granted, you now smell strongly like 100-year old chocolate (nasty) and money thats been carried around in a ridiculously fat guy's belly button for a year during a heat-wave. Female flies and mosquitoes seem to love you very much though. I wish I had a towel that never got dirty or wet. -------------------------------------
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.28 00:24:00 - [574] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had a towel that never got dirty or wet. Granted. It'll never get dirty or wet while in that packaging which seems to be impervious to everything short of nuclear weaponry. (Makes for a great coffee table though) I wish I had a flawless neural implant (installed, properly) that handled all my pharmacutecal needs. (painkillers and useful meds) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Sick Sam Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.10.28 00:50:00 - [575] Edited by: Sick Sam on 28/10/2008 00:51:55 Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had a towel that never got dirty or wet. Granted. It'll never get dirty or wet while in that packaging which seems to be impervious to everything short of nuclear weaponry. (Makes for a great coffee table though) I wish I had a flawless neural implant (installed, properly) that handled all my pharmacutecal needs. (painkillers and useful meds) Granted you get your implant, but it is so flawless you never feel pain ever, somebody cuts of your leg and you don't notice and bleed to death. P.S. you was sat down at the time, reading the paper. I wish the Earth had 5 Suns.
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2008.10.28 05:39:00 - [576] Originally by: Sick Sam [ I wish the Earth had 5 Suns. Granted, however all 5 suns quickly collide and then it all collapses and creates a new massive blackhole, swallowing our entire solar system within minutes, and therefore ending this thread. I wish I am reincarnated in another species with all my human memories intact after the great solar collision.
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.28 14:01:00 - [577] Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Sick Sam [ I wish I am reincarnated in another species with all my human memories intact after the great solar collision. Granted. You wake up in an alien society, your brain newly filled with human memories together with the previous alien ones. This makes you "slightly" confused. The question "Who am I?" is very appropriate at this time. However, the alien society is extremely conservative and shun those that stands out of the crowd and thus they will lock you into an asylum for the mentally ill. Those electro shocks you will recieve daily wont exactly help either. However the pills makes you forget both personalities! I wish I can speak german. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
Sniper Wolf18 Gallente Apocalypse Ponies H E L I C O N	Posted - 2008.10.28 16:25:00 - [578] Originally by: AesgrimI wish I can speak german.[/quote Granted. You learn to speak German and become very charismatic at it! You move to Germany, but your views are not seen as acceptable, you overthrow lots of countries with your political finesse and it results in the death and genocide of millions, you eventually get invaded by many nations and commit suicide in your personal bunker! I wish battleship V would finish training!
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.29 00:48:00 - [579] Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 I wish battleship V would finish training! Granted. You now have all racial BSs, including Jove, trained to 5, on Sisi. Oh, the next mirror is tomorrow. I wish I had some nice video footage of Sniper Wolf18 as his last wish was granted. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.10.29 02:46:00 - [580] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 I wish battleship V would finish training! Granted. You now have all racial BSs, including Jove, trained to 5, on Sisi. Oh, the next mirror is tomorrow. I wish I had some nice video footage of Sniper Wolf18 as his last wish was granted. granted, Sniper Wolf18 starts off by singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" while manually stretching his rectum. your eyes bleed. I wish for MOAR COWBELL _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?

Tobias Xiaosen Gallente The Perfect Storm The Red Skull	Posted - 2008.10.29 04:44:00 - [581] Granted, you are now an insomniac. I wish I could have some kind of machine that would allow me to learn absolutely everything about whatever subject I choose so that I don't have to study it.
Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.10.29 05:14:00 - [582] Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen I wish I could have some kind of machine that would allow me to learn absolutely everything about whatever subject I choose so that I don't have to study it. Granted, you now have all knowledge of any subject, including all the infinite varieties of what it is not and what was thought about it but incorrect. Good luck sifting through the chaff. i wish i had US$20 for every post in this thread _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Epegi Givo Amarr Vengeance Imperium	Posted - 2008.10.29 05:46:00 - [583] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 29/10/2008 05:46:15 granted, however due to a taxes glitch you are charged 30 $ every time you gain 20 $, and the government being such a mess it is it never helps you. I wish people would keep posting so Culmen above me loses every penny he owns. -------------------------------------
Kafner Toy Makers	Posted - 2008.10.29 23:43:00 - [584] Originally by: Epegi Givo Edited by: Epegi Givo on 29/10/2008 05:46:15 granted, however due to a taxes glitch you are charged 30 $ every time you gain 20 $, and the government being such a mess it is it never helps you. I wish people would keep posting so Culmen above me loses every penny he owns. but the U.S. government also accidentally sends out a kill warrant on you. I wish it was raining lemon-lime flavored Gatorade.
Kafner Toy Makers	Posted - 2008.10.30 01:56:00 - [585] but it's also horrible acidic. I wish I knew if I was allowed to corrupt my own wishes.
Loranda Gallente	Posted - 2008.10.30 03:54:00 - [586] Originally by: Kafner but it's also horrible acidic. I wish I knew if I was allowed to corrupt my own wishes. But then you'd end the universe. I want a bunny.
Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.10.30 04:20:00 - [587] Originally by: Loranda I want a bunny. You are given a rotten infected rabbit corpse and forced to eat it. You die of dysentery I wish i wasn't you Why do i even need a sig?
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.30 16:44:00 - [588] Originally by: Culmen I wish i wasn't you Granted. You are yourself. Thats much, much worse. I wish that I could send electric charges to "zap" other people through the internet. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
DubanFP Caldari Evil ALT Corp	Posted - 2008.10.30 20:59:00 - [589] Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that I could send electric charges to "zap" other people through the internet. You can and you even gain the powers of an Empath. You feel all the pain and suffering of every person in the world, including the people you zap. You go crazy try to kill yourself but fail. The pain it causes your family puts you in a perminent coma where you can only feel the world's pain but not do anything. You can't even scream which makes the world's pain a million times worse. I wish God actually existed so he could tell everyone to STFU and stop killing each other in his name. _______________ "White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer"
Ren Surkova Arcana Imperii Ltd.	Posted - 2008.10.31 00:46:00 - [590] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that I could send electric charges to "zap" other people through the internet. You can and you even gain the powers of an Empath. You feel all the pain and suffering of every person in the world, including the people you zap. You go crazy try to kill yourself but fail. The pain it causes your family puts you in a perminent coma where you can only feel the world's pain but not do anything. You can't even scream which makes the world's pain a million times worse. I wish God actually existed so he could tell everyone to STFU and stop killing each other in his name. ok god exists, but he never gets round to telling people not to kill each other in his name because he'd just too flattered (wouldn't you be?) I wish there was something worth wishing for

Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.31 02:25:00 - [591] Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish there was something worth wishing for Granted. I've got it and you can't have it, no matter how hard you wish. I wish I knew how to properly do Tai Chi. (and still maintain the ability to do so) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
imo vestuff	Posted - 2008.10.31 18:43:00 - [592] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish there was something worth wishing for Granted. I've got it and you can't have it, no matter how hard you wish. I wish I knew how to properly do Tai Chi. (and still maintain the ability to do so) granted - sadly everyone else learned ballet, so your pretty alone. i wish i was blue to bob
DubanFP Caldari Evil ALT Corp	Posted - 2008.10.31 19:44:00 - [593] Originally by: imo vestuff i wish i was blue to bob Done. An open can of paint falls on your head, blue paint. I wish making up wishes was half as fun as corrupting them. _______________ "White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer"
Betray Caldari The Substitutes	Posted - 2008.11.04 06:15:00 - [594] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: imo vestuff i wish i was blue to bob I wish making up wishes was half as fun as corrupting them. Granted, but corrupting the wishes become not fun at all, and thus so does making them. People stop playing the game and this thread get locked. I wish I can create an artificial blackhole that devours the entire EVE universe including jove region and then actually quit EVE.
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.11.04 06:24:00 - [595] but then the carebears would kill you IRL because you blew up all of thier ships. I wish that I could pause time. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Ombey Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.11.04 09:05:00 - [596] Originally by: Epegi Givo but then the carebears would kill you IRL because you blew up all of thier ships. I wish that I could pause time. Granted, but then you realise you can't unpause time and die a lonely fruitloop. I wish it was sunny all the time in the UK -- 2d EveMaps\|My blog
Betray Caldari The Substitutes	Posted - 2008.11.04 18:13:00 - [597] Originally by: Ombey Granted, but then you realise you can't unpause time and die a lonely fruitloop. I wish it was sunny all the time in the UK Granted, UK become a desert island due to lack of rainfall, and everyone start to move to iceland. I wish I can drink legally in US while underage. -Betray-
ReekyMarut Amarr Mining Laser Dot Org	Posted - 2008.11.04 18:20:00 - [598] Edited by: ReekyMarut on 04/11/2008 18:21:40 Edited by: ReekyMarut on 04/11/2008 18:20:43P.S. I live in MN, I'm not one of those [deleted] wisconsinites. Originally by: Betray Granted, UK become a desert island due to lack of rainfall, and everyone start to move to iceland. I wish I can drink legally in US while underage. Granted. You can can now drink while underage legally in the US because you live in Wisconsin where this is legal as long as one or both of your parents are at the bar with you. They constantly embarrass you make you do extra chores on the weekend just because I am *&% of a genie. I wish the Orca was more Uber... Mining Laser Dot Org Blog
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.11.05 01:55:00 - [599] Originally by: ReekyMarut I wish the Orca was more Uber... Granted. Good luck ever getting even a single one before Chribba wipes out the available supply in his ever widening quest to have all the Veld, everywhere. I wish that our elections didn't boil down to 'the lesser of two evils' but instead had decent candidates to vote for. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Tipz NexAstrum Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.05 02:21:00 - [600] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish that our elections didn't boil down to 'the lesser of two evils' but instead had decent candidates to vote for. But alas any decent candidate would be smarter than to want to run for office, thus we are left with those stupid enough to lust for power in the public sector. I wish overpowered cloaking blockade runners wasn't planned for the next patch. Originally by: CCP Navigator People who think I am joking or talking big are going to understand very quickly that there will be order in these forums.

Lasus Tarheel Mining	Posted - 2008.11.05 02:51:00 - [601] I wish overpowered cloaking blockade runners wasn't planned for the next patch. Granted but in order to get more people into low sec CCP are going to place super powerful gate guns on every gate no one can tank them. I wish I was 20 years old and know then what I know now. Pain n An unpleasant feeling or sensation usually caused by the good fortune of another
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.19 00:47:00 - [602] Granted but at your age you have advanced dementia and remember nothing for the rest of your life. I wish I had control of all titan production.
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.19 17:20:00 - [603] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish I had control of all titan production. Granted, you now have a monopoly on Titan production in 0.0, you had to use your home and organs as guarentee to the mafia to afford enough GTC to buy the equipment. Then the Goons came. I wish stem cell research had more investment.
ouroboros trading Gallente Medics On Fire	Posted - 2008.11.19 17:55:00 - [604] Edited by: ouroboros trading on 19/11/2008 18:03:47 the cyclops wished he could see the future and traded an eye for it. it was granted, yet he could only see his own death. edit: it's is a pun on having no depth perception, and no perception of the depth of one's actions.
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.11.23 07:09:00 - [605] Originally by: Arianhod Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish I had control of all titan production. Granted, you now have a monopoly on Titan production in 0.0, you had to use your home and organs as guarentee to the mafia to afford enough GTC to buy the equipment. Then the Goons came. I wish stem cell research had more investment. (I am ignoring the guy above me) granted, but when they perfect it and save someones life they accidentally blow up the world. I wish I had an Alienware ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.11.23 18:13:00 - [606] Originally by: Epegi Givo Originally by: Arianhod Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish I had control of all titan production. Granted, you now have a monopoly on Titan production in 0.0, you had to use your home and organs as guarentee to the mafia to afford enough GTC to buy the equipment. Then the Goons came. I wish stem cell research had more investment. (I am ignoring the guy above me) granted, but when they perfect it and save someones life they accidentally blow up the world. I wish I had an Alienware Then real aliens come and enslave the world I wish I had pie. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Gabrialle Amarr Sunspot Requisitions Worlds End Consortium	Posted - 2008.11.24 00:56:00 - [607] granted but the pie is an alien fruit that tastes like turd. I wish I had the winning lotto ticket
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.24 01:37:00 - [608] Originally by: Gabrialle granted but the pie is an alien fruit that tastes like turd. I wish I had the winning lotto ticket Granted but due to alien control the lotto prizes have changed to handfuls of dirt. Thus making you the proud owner of a desert.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.24 01:38:00 - [609] I wish someone had something witty to say.
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.11.24 06:17:00 - [610] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish someone had something witty to say. granted, but that someone is you, and -- OMG WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR FALLING OUT OF THE SKY! I wish that the car missed. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.24 13:13:00 - [611] Originally by: Epegi Givo Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish someone had something witty to say. granted, but that someone is you, and -- OMG WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR FALLING OUT OF THE SKY! I wish that the car missed. Granted the car misses you but lands on your family standing next to you. You die a lonely man. I wish I knew where that car came from.
The TX Gallente Pulsar Combat Supplies Alternative Realities	Posted - 2008.11.24 13:45:00 - [612] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Epegi Givo Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish someone had something witty to say. granted, but that someone is you, and -- OMG WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR FALLING OUT OF THE SKY! I wish that the car missed. Granted the car misses you but lands on your family standing next to you. You die a lonely man. I wish I knew where that car came from. Ah, but the more you knew about that car, the more you might also know about the environmental impact that the creation, use, and distruction of said car has had and will have on the environment, and you'll feel guilty for the damage that industry has done to the world, and you'll feel even more depressed than before. I wish I knew how to fix pollution. Originally by: Slade Trillgon Holy wall of text TX-Man.
Eda Barden	Posted - 2008.11.24 15:28:00 - [613] Quote: Ah, but the more you knew about that car, the more you might also know about the environmental impact that the creation, use, and distruction of said car has had and will have on the environment, and you'll feel guilty for the damage that industry has done to the world, and you'll feel even more depressed than before. I wish I knew how to fix pollution. Granted, you invent beer powered automobiles and power generating plants that produce no pollution. However because of the world wide beer shortage you are a very unpopular person. I wish Christmas was over already.
Scott Ryder Galactic Extensive Enterprises	Posted - 2008.11.24 16:09:00 - [614] Edited by: Scott Ryder on 24/11/2008 16:09:10 Originally by: Eda Barden Quote: I wish Christmas was over already. granted, now its next years christmas. All i want is a beer.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.11.25 04:31:00 - [615] Originally by: Scott Ryder All i want is a beer. Granted. Here's your nice warm Coors, fresh out of the 1990 stocks. I wish I had some nice quiet, undisturbed, "alone time" with some of the corporate execs who keep advancing the Christmas season earlier each year. (and some extra places to hide the bodies afterwards) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.25 14:30:00 - [616] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Scott Ryder All i want is a beer. Granted. Here's your nice warm Coors, fresh out of the 1990 stocks. I wish I had some nice quiet, undisturbed, "alone time" with some of the corporate execs who keep advancing the Christmas season earlier each year. (and some extra places to hide the bodies afterwards) Granted but after your nice talk they go missing and their companies close shortly after putting millions of people out of work thus single-handily destroying the holiday season for billions of people and causing economic instability worldwide. I wish my work was more enjoyable.
Eda Barden	Posted - 2008.11.25 14:52:00 - [617] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Scott Ryder All i want is a beer. Granted. Here's your nice warm Coors, fresh out of the 1990 stocks. I wish I had some nice quiet, undisturbed, "alone time" with some of the corporate execs who keep advancing the Christmas season earlier each year. (and some extra places to hide the bodies afterwards) Granted but after your nice talk they go missing and their companies close shortly after putting millions of people out of work thus single-handily destroying the holiday season for billions of people and causing economic instability worldwide. I wish my work was more enjoyable. Granted. Your employer's secret work with mind control chips finally pays off. You and all your co-workers are happy and smiling all the time. I wish it was 20 degrees warmer outside.
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.11.25 15:25:00 - [618] but then all ice in antarctica and greenland melts, and the world floods. you eventually get eaten by a shark. I wish I could swim faster than a shark ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.11.25 16:03:00 - [619] Edited by: DubanFP on 25/11/2008 16:06:50 Originally by: Epegi Givo but then all ice in antarctica and greenland melts, and the world floods. you eventually get eaten by a shark. I wish I could swim faster than a shark Done, too bad you can't outrun the "Frickin' Laser Beam on their head" though. I wish I didn't get so much work from my Contemporary Literature Professor. _______________ "White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer"
TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2008.11.25 16:24:00 - [620] Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 25/11/2008 16:27:09 granted... but all the other professors on your course double thier homework demands on you... i wish i hadnt visited this forum link... someone please grant me this wish CCP made little baby jesus cry by nerfing ghost training

Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.25 21:47:00 - [621] Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 25/11/2008 21:48:26 Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 25/11/2008 16:27:09 granted... but all the other professors on your course double thier homework demands on you... i wish i hadnt visited this forum link... someone please grant me this wish Granted but he became so famous that he decided to go on tour with beyonce and your friends decided to buy you front row seats as a surprise I wish I was the CEO of CCP and that no one had a reason to say this was a bad wish
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.25 21:49:00 - [622] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 25/11/2008 16:27:09 granted... but all the other professors on your course double thier homework demands on you... i wish i hadnt visited this forum link... someone please grant me this wish Granted but he became so famous that he decided to go on tour with beyonce and your friends decided to buy you front row seats as a surprise I see no wish, and hence grant your wish, depleting your stock of "1 wish per life" coupons. I wish I could post this image in Times Square to see the reactions of passers by. Note probably NSFT. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Originally by: Janu Hull You're making me tingly in the special places...
Deviana Sevidon Gallente Panta-Rhei United Front Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.25 22:47:00 - [623] Granted. A lot of Fat Men and Women crowd around you and when they see the picture, they decide to no longer want to wear clothes. Seeing all the naked fat around you, you are instantly blinded by shock. I wish I would invent a Warp Drive that works in RL.
Eda Barden	Posted - 2008.11.26 14:46:00 - [624] Originally by: Deviana Sevidon Granted. A lot of Fat Men and Women crowd around you and when they see the picture, they decide to no longer want to wear clothes. Seeing all the naked fat around you, you are instantly blinded by shock. I wish I would invent a Warp Drive that works in RL. Granted. When you test it out you discover that in RL warping through solid objects is incredibly painful! I wish that my life were more interesting.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.11.26 14:47:00 - [625] Originally by: Deviana Sevidon I wish I would invent a Warp Drive that works in RL. Granted. As you fire up the drive for the maiden voyage, the thought crosses your mind, 'Shielding for human survival might be a good idea'. Given the response earlier, I still want that 'quality time' with those corporate execs. (Nope, not corrupted enough to suit me) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Eda Barden	Posted - 2008.11.26 15:15:00 - [626] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Deviana Sevidon I wish I would invent a Warp Drive that works in RL. Granted. As you fire up the drive for the maiden voyage, the thought crosses your mind, 'Shielding for human survival might be a good idea'. Given the response earlier, I still want that 'quality time' with those corporate execs. (Nope, not corrupted enough to suit me) Granted. After a few days the surviving corporate execs are grovelling on the floor and begging for mercy. You let them go on the condition that they not do any Christmas advertising or play any Christmas songs in their stores until Dec. 15th and they agree. But the wheels of commerce must continue to turn and now the "Easter Season" starts on January 1st, the "Halloween Season" starts in August, and the new "Buy everyone you know a useless gift day" season fills the time inbetween. I wish my wish didn't get skipped.
Jacque Custeau Knights of the Minmatar Republic	Posted - 2008.11.26 16:08:00 - [627] Originally by: Eda Barden Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Deviana Sevidon I wish I would invent a Warp Drive that works in RL. Granted. As you fire up the drive for the maiden voyage, the thought crosses your mind, 'Shielding for human survival might be a good idea'. Given the response earlier, I still want that 'quality time' with those corporate execs. (Nope, not corrupted enough to suit me) Granted. After a few days the surviving corporate execs are grovelling on the floor and begging for mercy. You let them go on the condition that they not do any Christmas advertising or play any Christmas songs in their stores until Dec. 15th and they agree. But the wheels of commerce must continue to turn and now the "Easter Season" starts on January 1st, the "Halloween Season" starts in August, and the new "Buy everyone you know a useless gift day" season fills the time inbetween. I wish my wish didn't get skipped. Granted. But when your life is interesting you get more stalkers and will be doomed like John Lennon. I wish I spoke more than 2 languages. -------------------
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.26 16:10:00 - [628] Originally by: Jacque Custeau I wish I spoke more than 2 languages. You now speak Bird. You are annoyed because all they say is to do with aerial velocities and quadratic equations harder than Chuck Norris' chest. I wish I knew the ultimate question. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Originally by: ouroboros trading on Desu WHY HAS THE INTERNETS TURNED AGAINST ME!?!!!
TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2008.11.27 22:11:00 - [629] granted... but the answer is 42! i wish someone would give me 1 Billion isk ingame... CCP made little baby jesus cry by nerfing ghost training
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.11.27 22:21:00 - [630] Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK granted... but the answer is 42! i wish someone would give me 1 Billion isk ingame... granted. but it is moeny that came from isk farmers and CCP tracked it back to you. they also decided to take the punishmen of you further than jsut confiscating the isk. They pod you 100 times, take all your assets, and give all your money to me, without me being penalized I wish the above happens ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...

Khraunus Amarr Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2008.11.27 22:37:00 - [631] Granted, but for every 0.1 isk you spend you lose 50 skill points. I wish I had enough time to come up with the scratch to buy tickets for the AC/DC concert in a couple weeks. Most importantly, how are you supposed to tell whether this is part of my post or my signature?
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.28 17:32:00 - [632] Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 28/11/2008 17:32:34 Originally by: Khraunus Granted, but for every 0.1 isk you spend you lose 50 skill points. I wish I had enough time to come up with the scratch to buy tickets for the AC/DC concert in a couple weeks. Granted but AC/DC only plays songs from their new album and are tone deaf so the entire concert sounds like a 2 year old playing guitar and the singing hurts your ears and makes you deaf for the rest of your life. I wish someone would cover my shift next week as I hate working midnights
Shadowsword COLSUP Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2008.11.29 08:37:00 - [633] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Granted but AC/DC only plays songs from their new album and are tone deaf so the entire concert sounds like a 2 year old playing guitar and the singing hurts your ears and makes you deaf for the rest of your life. I wish someone would cover my shift next week as I hate working midnights Granted, but that someone does such a bad job about it that you're fired. You won't have to work midnights anymore, at least. :) Now for somethong that will be a bit harder to corrupt. I wish everyone had a more developped sense of ethics and morality. ------------------------------------------
Daxel Magmalloy Caldari Praetorian BlackGuard	Posted - 2008.11.29 10:15:00 - [634] Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:24:26 Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:16:54 Granted but the code of ethics belong to a small and ancient nation called Ungamawayiji (which means that this code of ethics is well developed in it's own way, works well to keep peace in this country however is only suitable for that particular nation). It considered things important like always asking permission from the village elders before cooking a man, never forgetting to use yellow paint for the nose-tip (absolutely never red or blue paint), and after farting (which must always be directed to the east), thanks must be always given to Beenawangafwar the great Fart-God in the sky. Consequently chaos reigns because there are no village elders in most places, people cannot eat and everyone either starves to death or develops a criminal mentatlity and feel no compunction against eating anyone they feel like and farting in any direction they want to. I wish the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would work properly and start producing some answers, and definitely without creating a huge black hole that swallows the entire solar system.
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.11.29 17:24:00 - [635] Originally by: Daxel Magmalloy Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:24:26 Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:16:54 Granted but the code of ethics belong to a small and ancient nation called Ungamawayiji (which means that this code of ethics is well developed in it's own way, works well to keep peace in this country however is only suitable for that particular nation). It considered things important like always asking permission from the village elders before cooking a man, never forgetting to use yellow paint for the nose-tip (absolutely never red or blue paint), and after farting (which must always be directed to the east), thanks must be always given to Beenawangafwar the great Fart-God in the sky. Consequently chaos reigns because there are no village elders in most places, people cannot eat and everyone either starves to death or develops a criminal mentatlity and feel no compunction against eating anyone they feel like and farting in any direction they want to. I wish the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would work properly and start producing some answers, and definitely without creating a huge black hole that swallows the entire solar system. Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system. I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.29 19:53:00 - [636] Originally by: Sikander 2 Originally by: Daxel Magmalloy Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:24:26 Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:16:54 Granted but the code of ethics belong to a small and ancient nation called Ungamawayiji (which means that this code of ethics is well developed in it's own way, works well to keep peace in this country however is only suitable for that particular nation). It considered things important like always asking permission from the village elders before cooking a man, never forgetting to use yellow paint for the nose-tip (absolutely never red or blue paint), and after farting (which must always be directed to the east), thanks must be always given to Beenawangafwar the great Fart-God in the sky. Consequently chaos reigns because there are no village elders in most places, people cannot eat and everyone either starves to death or develops a criminal mentatlity and feel no compunction against eating anyone they feel like and farting in any direction they want to. I wish the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would work properly and start producing some answers, and definitely without creating a huge black hole that swallows the entire solar system. Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system. I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older Granted but nothing special happens. I wish bombs had more of a practical use in EVE
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.11.29 23:41:00 - [637] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Sikander 2 Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system. I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older Granted but nothing special happens. I wish bombs had more of a practical use in EVE Granted, but then i blow you up with the new uber powered bombs because being 27.3 seconds older did nothing special I wish i was exactly 54.6 seconds older Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.30 00:32:00 - [638] Originally by: Sikander 2 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Sikander 2 Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system. I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older Granted but nothing special happens. I wish bombs had more of a practical use in EVE Granted, but then i blow you up with the new uber powered bombs because being 27.3 seconds older did nothing special I wish i was exactly 54.6 seconds older Granted but in the next 54.6 seconds you have an aneurysm and are left brain dead for the rest of your life. I wish i had a decent wish to make
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.30 09:09:00 - [639] Granted. But as it wasnt a great, top-notch wish it got corrupted. Enjoy your stay naked at the north pole. I wish that consume unhealthy food (such as cookies, soda and so on) without gaining any weight or mass. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.11.30 11:15:00 - [640] Originally by: Aesgrim Granted. But as it wasnt a great, top-notch wish it got corrupted. Enjoy your stay naked at the north pole. I wish that consume unhealthy food (such as cookies, soda and so on) without gaining any weight or mass. Granted, you now lose a lot of weight whenever you eat. You get anorexia and die. I wish to be exactly 81.9 seconds older and having a fully working brain Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008

Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.30 17:18:00 - [641] Originally by: Sikander 2 I wish to be exactly 81.9 seconds older and having a fully working brain Granted. You age exactly 81.9 seconds in an instant but it abruptly stops there. Your metabolism grinds to an halt. The blood stops flowing. Breathing becomes non-existent. The whole body shuts down. Except for the brain The brain, in some strange way, continues to live on with the mind intact. The first 200 years is spent in madness, screaming in the agony of loneliness. Some decades more and you start to pull yourself together and starts thinking coherently again and after a century you manage to discover the answer to life. Why it exists. Too bad you cant tell anybody about it as your body still is very much a rotten shell. You go mad permanentely because of it. I wish that people stops making half-arsed "wish grantings" and begins to think them through. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.30 17:42:00 - [642] Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that people stops making half-arsed "wish grantings" and begins to think them through. I concur. I wish for a blackout in my city so people can actually see the Milky Way and be inspired by what they have never seen and merely stand in awe of the skies majesty. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
Killer Kelly Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.11.30 19:16:00 - [643] Originally by: Arianhod I wish for a blackout in my city so people can actually see the Milky Way and be inspired by what they have never seen and merely stand in awe of the skies majesty. In the midst of this blackout, people trying to drive at night crash into buildings, causing gas lines to explode, lighting the city on fire, which is not only destructive, but generates so much light you can no longer see the Milky Way. I wish I was a pirate and owned my own aircraft carrier.
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.11.30 19:49:00 - [644] Granted but you you have noone to man it.your ship gets blown up and you taken captive to be tortured for information you don't have on other pirates. I wish I had more Goldfish. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Killer Kelly Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.11.30 20:13:00 - [645] Originally by: Epegi Givo Granted but you you have noone to man it.your ship gets blown up and you taken captive to be tortured for information you don't have on other pirates. I wish I had more Goldfish. Pepperidge Farms recently outsourced to China and Goldfish are now 3.675% lead. Enjoy your hospital stay! I wish there was a Wal-Mart for nuclear weapons.
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.30 21:10:00 - [646] Originally by: Killer Kelly I wish there was a Wal-Mart for nuclear weapons. Granted. You go to the franchaise, Nuke-mart, and settle for a warhead in the middle class, a 700kt one. But soone you discover that cars and nuclear warheads got one thing in common, its not the product itself that costs the most money, its everything around it. The nuclear silos costs a fortune (you cant have those white thrash portable launchers, can you?) and the maintenance and fuel costs (have to be changed every now and then) drain your wallet dry. As soon as you open it tumbleweeds blows by. Even in calm weather. Soon you dont have enough money to keep it and have to sell it to a shady dealer with a big beard, a really big beard. And some kind of cloth on his head. I wish I could accumulate all the information in any book, magazine or newspaper just by touching it. And still having room for more. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:03:00 - [647] Originally by: Aesgrim I wish I could accumulate all the information in any book, magazine or newspaper just by touching it. And still having room for more. Done. Every time you touch something it turns to dust and you acquire all the knowledge involved in it. Additionally you hug your daughter immediately after gaining this power and turn her to dust as well. You know gain all the knowledge about your, now non-existant, daughter's life. The sex, prostitution, drugs, etc. All food you attempt to consume is turned into a tasteless dust that's bearly digestable. You decide to kill yourself but find you are are unable to as any quick/painless device of suicide you touch is instantly vaporized. I wish I could could think of the ultimate wish corruption. _______________ Newbie> Eve is a GRIEFING game. rofflesausage> You mean you didn't check the rules for the game, spent money on it, lost your stuff and it's not your fault?
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:08:00 - [648] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I could could think of the ultimate wish corruption. You exceed your quota of awesome and explode. I wish I had a galaxy sized drill. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
ReaperOfSly Gallente Zetsubou Corp	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:15:00 - [649] Originally by: Arianhod I wish I had a galaxy sized drill. Granted, but you don't have enough spiral energy to use it - it falls on top of you and crushes you to death. I wish I could bend time and space like Hiro in Heroes. ____________________
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:20:00 - [650] Originally by: ReaperOfSly Originally by: Arianhod I wish I had a galaxy sized drill. Granted, but you don't have enough spiral energy to use it - it falls on top of you and crushes you to death. I wish I could bend time and space like Hiro in Heroes. Here you go. I wish I could download videos for my psp directly to it instead of having to use my laptop to download, unzip then move it to the PsP.... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008

DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:20:00 - [651] Edited by: DubanFP on 30/11/2008 23:20:35 Originally by: ReaperOfSly I wish I could bend time and space. Mass itself bends time and space. Therefore your very existance bends time and space ever so slightly. Even if it's not enough for you to see it's there. I wish Arianhod didn't do such a half-assed job of corrupting my wish. _______________ Newbie> Eve is a GRIEFING game. rofflesausage> You mean you didn't check the rules for the game, spent money on it, lost your stuff and it's not your fault?
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:25:00 - [652] Originally by: DubanFP I wish Arianhod didn't do such a half-assed job of corrupting my wish. Very well then, I get down to business and establish a comity, employing Chibbra through bribery of Veldspar, Dark Shikari through promises of Skittles and Dietrich because thats just what he does to aid as advisers as to how aid in designing your wepon. We come to a magnificent conclusion, and send you the bill of 2.7 metic tonnes of Skittles+Tobelerones and 245 Yotta M^3 of Veldspar before we forward the wepons desighn. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
ReaperOfSly Gallente Zetsubou Corp	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:40:00 - [653] You forgot to make a wish ____________________
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.12.01 02:55:00 - [654] I'll just make a wish then. I wish I didn't have to go to school, but learned everything that I would have gotten from there magically. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Zerit Nava	Posted - 2008.12.01 13:49:00 - [655] Originally by: Epegi Givo I'll just make a wish then. I wish I didn't have to go to school, but learned everything that I would have gotten from there magically. Granted. Good luck finding a job as you explain to prospective employers that you don't have a diploma because you learned everything "magically". I wish I had a million dollars.
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.12.01 15:26:00 - [656] granted but then a robber comes to your house, steals the million dollars and whatever things of value that you have, locks you in a bathroom where you can't get out and you eventually starve to death. I wish that the robber gets away and doesn't rob me. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Zerit Nava	Posted - 2008.12.01 20:12:00 - [657] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted but then a robber comes to your house, steals the million dollars and whatever things of value that you have, locks you in a bathroom where you can't get out and you eventually starve to death. I wish that the robber gets away and doesn't rob me. Granted. The robber doesn't rob you because you are totally destitute and have nothing worth stealing. In fact he feels sorry for you and gives you $5 to buy a sandwich. I wish I could make good pie crust.
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.12.01 20:20:00 - [658] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted but then a robber comes to your house, steals the million dollars and whatever things of value that you have, locks you in a bathroom where you can't get out and you eventually starve to death. I wish that the robber gets away and doesn't rob me. Granted, but then he slips on a cake of soap and makes a 'clean getaway' causing all the policemen in the world to fall about laughing at that rubbish joke, and criminals all over the world rise to power, so the british government send out James Bond to save the world, but the criminal mastermind captures him, ties him to a table with a massive t2 pulse laser pointed at him (the table is above a pool of laser guided sharks) and the criminal mastermind starts gloating while stroking his pet hamster, and he turns the laser on but james bond escapes and all the women in the world fall in love with him and everyone goes crazy about him and some company make an advert with him in it and you buy the product and eat it only to find its full of lead and you die from lead poisoning, only when you're buried your coffin is made from lead too (shouldn't have bought the coffin from the SAME company) and your whole family dies of lead poisoning too, and all the friends they invited, and then now you're dead another super villain uses your corpse as a zombie and takes over the world, but James Bond stops him somehow and then he joins CCP and makes eve even more awesome. I wish i was James Bond Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.01 20:48:00 - [659] Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 01/12/2008 20:48:05 Granted you are now james bond. A middle aged farmer who lives in the middle of now where. EON Productions decides you are in violations of copywrite laws and sues you for everything you are worth. Since you are a poor farmer you barely scratch out a living before you pass away a year later. I wish -A- would stop attacking us
Ryu Icewing	Posted - 2008.12.01 20:55:00 - [660] Granted, -A- suddenly stops attacking you, but you suddenly find your self facing every other possible faction against you including your own allies. I wish mining could be so good and that Helen Hunts would haul ass when i give the order. (yes Helen is in my corp)

Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.12.01 21:28:00 - [661] Originally by: Ryu Icewing I wish mining could be so good and that Helen Hunts would haul ass when i give the order. (yes Helen is in my corp) Granted. The mining is great, and I now haul ass in a super-speed fitted interceptor instead of plodding along in an Orca giving out the mega-mining-bonuses. (You asked for it, Boss) I wish that the Orca could hold more ships and toys. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.12.01 21:30:00 - [662] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Ryu Icewing I wish mining could be so good and that Helen Hunts would haul ass when i give the order. (yes Helen is in my corp) Granted. The mining is great, and I now haul ass in a super-speed fitted interceptor instead of plodding along in an Orca giving out the mega-mining-bonuses. (You asked for it, Boss) I wish that the Orca could hold more ships and toys. It can, but you no longer have any ships and toys to put in it. I wish i was the REAL spy James Bond Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008
DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.12.02 02:18:00 - [663] Originally by: Sikander 2 I wish i was the REAL spy James Bond done. Granted your first name is changed to spy and your middle name to James. You are now known as Spy J. Bond. You are still middle aged farmer who lives in the middle of now where. EON Productions still decides you are in violations of copywrite laws and sues you for everything you are worth. Since you are a poor farmer you barely scratch out a living before you pass away 6 months later. /CopyPasteEdit I wish I could stop laughing at my corruption of Sikander 2's wish. _______________ "It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about what kind of **** you can $@## up with it"
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.12.02 05:21:00 - [664] granted, you never EVER laugh again and live your life in unhappiness I wish that in 1 hour I would suddenly burst out laughing. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2008.12.02 09:40:00 - [665] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, you never EVER laugh again and live your life in unhappiness I wish that in 1 hour I would suddenly burst out laughing. Granted but since it was hysterically at nothing, the men in white coats take you away and put you in an institution for the rest of your life. I wish CCP would actually balance the game properly instead of nerfing things into uselessness. -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again
DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.12.02 13:00:00 - [666] Originally by: Dantes Revenge I wish CCP would actually balance the game properly instead of nerfing things into uselessness. Done. CCP makes a setup that they think "looks right" and applies it to all ships and modules. Now all ships have the exact same setup and none of them have any specific bonuses. The difference between ships is now purely aesthetic. People now whine about how ugly their ship looks instead of how it performs. I wish I could think of as many wishes as corruptions. _______________ "It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about what kind of **** you can $@## up with it"
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.12.02 15:26:00 - [667] granted but because you don't have any corruptions left you don't have any wishes. I wish i had a 3d printer. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.02 16:40:00 - [668] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted but because you don't have any corruptions left you don't have any wishes. I wish i had a 3d printer. Granted but the DPI is horrible and the only thing you can get to print well is 2d text. I wish they didn't play reruns on tv all day and then repeat the same shows that night.
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.12.02 16:55:00 - [669] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Epegi Givo granted but because you don't have any corruptions left you don't have any wishes. I wish i had a 3d printer. Granted but the DPI is horrible and the only thing you can get to print well is 2d text. I wish they didn't play reruns on tv all day and then repeat the same shows that night. Granted, the day shifts 12 hours so they play the reruns all NIGHT and repeat the same shows the next day I wish i couldn't be sued and was Iain Flemmings James Bond the Spy Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008
Zerit Nava	Posted - 2008.12.02 19:29:00 - [670] Quote: I wish i couldn't be sued and was Iain Flemmings James Bond the Spy Granted. You are James Bond, wearer of bespoke suits, drinker of martinis, used to fast cars and faster women. But you are in the real world now working for a real government agency. You work in a cramped cubicle, you are scheduled to attend sexual harassment awareness training all day tomorrow and the accounting department would like to have a word with you about your expense reports. I still wish I could make good pie crust.

Faekurias Black Legion Command Black Legion.	Posted - 2008.12.02 19:38:00 - [671] Originally by: Zerit Nava I still wish I could make good pie crust. Wish granted, you choke on the pie crust and die in a fire. I wish I had a 50 foot donge. ------------------ Recruiting..
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.02 19:49:00 - [672] Originally by: Faekurias Originally by: Zerit Nava I still wish I could make good pie crust. Wish granted, you choke on the pie crust and die in a fire. I wish I had a 50 foot donge. Granted but if what I think you are referening to I might suggest that you stay away from attractive people and dont use viagra. I see all the blood it would take and it would leave you pretty much brain dead as the blood wouldn't circulate well. I wish people wouldn't make stupid wishes for a bigger *****.
ReaperOfSly Gallente Zetsubou Corp	Posted - 2008.12.02 20:12:00 - [673] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Faekurias Originally by: Zerit Nava I still wish I could make good pie crust. Wish granted, you choke on the pie crust and die in a fire. I wish I had a 50 foot donge. Granted but if what I think you are referening to I might suggest that you stay away from attractive people and dont use viagra. I see all the blood it would take and it would leave you pretty much brain dead as the blood wouldn't circulate well. I wish people wouldn't make stupid wishes for a bigger ***. Granted. Instead, they make stupid wishes for a smaller ***. I wish I had a win-at-life button. ____________________
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.12.02 20:44:00 - [674] Originally by: ReaperOfSly I wish I had a win-at-life button. Pity Google shut them down a while back I wish people would abandon Haruhiism in favor of Kyonism. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.12.07 07:50:00 - [675] but then they covert back 2 secons later. I wish I had a sister. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Ren Surkova Arcana Imperii Ltd.	Posted - 2008.12.07 19:49:00 - [676] Ok, you now have a sister, along with like 12 multi-racial nieces and nephews I wish someone would get their **** together and wipe out japan sig filla, thread killa
DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.12.07 21:06:00 - [677] Edited by: DubanFP on 07/12/2008 21:06:39 Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish someone would get their ** together and wipe out japan Done, an evil alien syndicate wipes out 99.9999% of all life in the universe. No humans survive, japan included. I wish for everything and nothing. _______________ "It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much ** you can @#$# up with it"
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.12.08 01:04:00 - [678] At first you get everything, but then you get notihng, including the ability to do anything at all. you thus cease to exist. I wish I could walk on water. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.12.08 03:55:00 - [679] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I could walk on water. Done, the physical properties of water change in a way that would make it "in theory" possible to walk on it. Unfortunately these very same properties that change are also what makes water ideal for supporting life. Congratulations, you just killed all carbon based life forms in the universe including yourself. I wish I had a gourmet chef that cooked nothing but the highest quality foods for myself and my friends. This is paid courtesy of the next poster of course. _______________ "It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it"
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.08 04:02:00 - [680] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I could walk on water. Done, the physical properties of water change in a way that would make it "in theory" possible to walk on it. Unfortunately these very same properties that change are also what makes water ideal for supporting life. Congratulations, you just killed all carbon based life forms in the universe including yourself. I wish I had a gourmet chef that cooked nothing but the highest quality foods for myself and my friends. This is paid courtesy of the next poster of course. Granted but as this chef only wishes to be paid in your blood. Expect me to collect payment soon. I wish the southern united states wouldn't push Christianity on the rest of us

Jack Light Dark Centauri	Posted - 2008.12.08 04:10:00 - [681] Done, they now push Buddhism on us, people get mad, and leave the United States. The economy collapses, and America turns into a wasteland. I wish i knew everything so i don't need to go to school anymore
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.08 14:05:00 - [682] Originally by: Jack Light Done, they now push Buddhism on us, people get mad, and leave the United States. The economy collapses, and America turns into a wasteland. I wish i knew everything so i don't need to go to school anymore Granted you now know everything but go into the shock at the horrors in this world. You start having seizures which start to degrade your neural pathways, thus destroying all of the knowledge you acquired, leaving you a babbling idiot who insists he knows the answer to everything but cant give one once asked thus making you into the biggest loser of the century. You start to fail all your classes because you cant give the correct answers to anything. Your family is ashamed of you and disowns you. Animals won't even go near you. No one will hire you so you are reduced to living on the streets, oh and tell crack-pot Joe Nexus said hi. He once wished to know everything as well. I wish that if and when the world destroys itself with nuclear bombs my life could be like Fallout 3
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.12.10 06:10:00 - [683] granted, you grow a third arm and are deemed unnatractive and shunned from society. I wish I had an Absolution class Command Ship ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.10 12:29:00 - [684] Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 10/12/2008 12:30:15 Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, you grow a third arm and are deemed unnatractive and shunned from society. I wish I had an Absolution class Command Ship Granted but its a 1/1000th size model but its got real flashing lights. Next years model comes with rig slots. I wish I could see my family for the holidays
Culmen Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Dark Legacies	Posted - 2008.12.10 13:36:00 - [685] Edited by: Culmen on 10/12/2008 13:38:34 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Granted but its a 1/1000th size model but its got real flashing lights. Next years model comes with rig slots. I wish I could see my family for the holidays Granted, you see your family through plexiglass, from prison, on death row, after a surprise anal reaping. I wish i had a 1/1000th size model of an Absolution with real flashing lights and further more why do i even need a sig?
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.12.10 15:29:00 - [686] Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 10/12/2008 13:38:34 I wish i had a 1/1000th size model of an Absolution with real flashing lights Granted. Those flashing lights are called L A S E R S. Say after me: L A S E R S. The Absolution is 1/1000th of its original size and so are the power of the lasers. However, the lasers of the original Absolution is powerful enough to level villages in one shot. In your case the lasers is powerful enough to eridicate your house. In tiny weeny bits at the time, but eventually. Oh, and do not go near it. Its kinda aggressive. I wish that I got new winter tires to the car for free. Good ones, correct size and not stolen! ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
Jack Light Dark Centauri	Posted - 2008.12.10 20:07:00 - [687] Done, you get your new tires, but your car gets stolen. I wish I had a dev account with max skills and the ability to spawn items.
Chomp Rock Caldari Phantasmal Collective	Posted - 2008.12.10 21:26:00 - [688] Edited by: Chomp Rock on 10/12/2008 21:26:19 Originally by: Jack Light Done, you get your new tires, but your car gets stolen. I wish I had a dev account with max skills and the ability to spawn items. Done. but your dev account is for Furcadia, and you get dogpiled by smelly nerds in unwashed fursuits the moment you display your dev-fu i want a Whopper with everything on it Originally by: Lui Kai Chribba - when you log in next, let us know what the end credits to the game say
Jovoich Infestation.	Posted - 2008.12.10 22:48:00 - [689] Edited by: Jovoich on 10/12/2008 22:49:25 Originally by: Chomp Rock Done. but your dev account is for Furcadia, and you get dogpiled by smelly nerds in unwashed fursuits the moment you display your dev-fu i want a Whopper with everything on it Done, but your Whopper is 10yrs out of date.I want a POS that makes me free advanced reactions.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:01:00 - [690] Originally by: Jovoich Edited by: Jovoich on 10/12/2008 22:49:25 Originally by: Chomp Rock Done. but your dev account is for Furcadia, and you get dogpiled by smelly nerds in unwashed fursuits the moment you display your dev-fu i want a Whopper with everything on it Done, but your Whopper is 10yrs out of date.I want a POS that makes me free advanced reactions. Granted the advanced reactions are free but the fuel requirements to power everything else on the POS are in dollars per second. With a consumption rate of 10 million USD a minute. The reaction time is also increased by 200% thus the reason CCP didnt release it. Also I forgot to mention it has an auto self destruct unless there is 200 years worth of fuel in it. Also to take out of reinforced mode it requires 400 metric tons of gold. I wish I had more ways to make your wish horrible.

Culmen Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Dark Legacies	Posted - 2008.12.11 03:12:00 - [691] Edited by: Culmen on 11/12/2008 03:17:03 Granted, but it happens to you as well I wish i could see time and further more why do i even need a sig?
DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.12.11 16:55:00 - [692] Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 11/12/2008 03:17:03 Granted, but it happens to you as well I wish i could see time Ok, wait a second. I wish I had the right to nullify any wish or corruption and replace it with my own. _______________ "It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it"
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.12.11 18:37:00 - [693] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Culmen I wish I had the right to nullify any wish or corruption and replace it with my own. Granted. You just say: "I wish I had the right to nullify any wish or corruption and replace it with my own". Every time. Every single time. You effectively wish to get more wishes, but wish for more wishes with the extra wishes. I wish I have even better stamina. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
5pinDizzy Amarr Umpteenth Podding	Posted - 2008.12.11 20:22:00 - [694] Edited by: 5pinDizzy on 11/12/2008 20:24:39 Originally by: Aesgrim to get more wishes, but wish for more wishes with the extra wishes. I wish I have even better stamina. Done, but you've now decided to stand up and go for a nice walk, instead of playing Eve. Your corp called, they wanted to know where you were for the alarm OP, they've been driven out of their home and lost all their stuff. I wish I had some way of making more ferrogel at a POS then what is currently possible.
Jack Light Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2008.12.12 01:04:00 - [695] Edited by: Jack Light on 12/12/2008 01:03:56 Done, but as CCP considers it as an exploit, your account gets banned. You get frustrated and hit you head on your keyboard causing it to break and accidentally place a $400 bid on ebay for a 4 foot piece of rope. As more frustration comes you punch your monitor without thinking, causing more damage. Shouldn't of cheated in the first place. I wish i could go to FanFest next year.
Culmen Caldari HeartVenom Inc. Dark Legacies	Posted - 2008.12.12 08:18:00 - [696] Originally by: Jack Light I wish i could go to FanFest next year. Granted, You just won tickets to Fur FanFest(FFF). You are awarded the tickets to that fur suit con on national television. Your credibility is shattered, you begin questioning your sexual habits, eventually leading you down a destructive spiral of homoerotic yiffing I wish i could play EvE Online through cybernetic implants in my brain and further more why do i even need a sig?
Jack Light Beyond All Frontier White Core	Posted - 2008.12.15 16:32:00 - [697] Done, but as you do not have the skill or the amount of money required, you are still forced to play on a computer. I wish I could think of some better wishes
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.19 14:02:00 - [698] Originally by: Jack Light Done, but as you do not have the skill or the amount of money required, you are still forced to play on a computer. I wish I could think of some better wishes Granted you think of better wishes but others think of better ways to make them horrible. I wish we wouldnt get any more snow or ice till after xmas
Fraszoid Caldari Condottieri Industries	Posted - 2008.12.19 16:55:00 - [699] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish we wouldnt get any more snow or ice till after xmas Granted, on Xmas, Xopher Kringle, Christopher Kringle's evil brother, visits you bringing torrential rain and flooding to your house only. The next day your flooded and soaked home is encased in a metre thick ice sheet as the temperature drops to -100 and sleet continues to crash against your house. You are stuck there until it thaws out sometime in late August. Enjoy your isolation, and remember is Christmas, because Christohper Kringle is good, and Xopher Kringle is evil. I wish my GF would come visit from Ontario for New Years. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
Sean Faust Gallente Point of No Return Eradication Alliance	Posted - 2008.12.19 18:11:00 - [700] Originally by: Fraszoid Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish we wouldnt get any more snow or ice till after xmas Granted, on Xmas, Xopher Kringle, Christopher Kringle's evil brother, visits you bringing torrential rain and flooding to your house only. The next day your flooded and soaked home is encased in a metre thick ice sheet as the temperature drops to -100 and sleet continues to crash against your house. You are stuck there until it thaws out sometime in late August. Enjoy your isolation, and remember is Christmas, because Christohper Kringle is good, and Xopher Kringle is evil. I wish my GF would come visit from Ontario for New Years. But she got a sex change and is now named "Bruce". I want a Honda VFR motorcycle.

Arianhod	Posted - 2008.12.19 19:28:00 - [701] Originally by: Sean Faust I want a Honda VFR motorcycle. Granted. The Stig performs something Evil Knievel would declare impossible and hands to you the bike. You weep as you know you will never be able to come near such an amount of awesome on this bike and this makes you feel very, very inferior.... I wish for a multi billion dollar bailout as I don't have any money in my wallet for a pizza. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
Reaver Babe	Posted - 2008.12.19 19:44:00 - [702] Edited by: Reaver Babe on 19/12/2008 19:45:49 Originally by: Arianhod I wish for a multi billion dollar bailout as I don't have any money in my wallet for a pizza. Granted. Only you have to spend that money on building and trying to sell sub-standard products at bloated prices where in a few years time all of the warranty claims you've had to honor will cost you more than your original investment + profit. I want a night in bed with a FEMALE olympic gymnast.
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.12.19 19:47:00 - [703] Edited by: Arianhod on 19/12/2008 19:47:21 Originally by: Reaver Babe I want a night in bed with an olympic gymnast. I wish to be able to build products that other continents may call 1990's technology, highly advanced compared to my domestic market. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
Ren Surkova Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.12.20 11:38:00 - [704] you do ok business-wise but the japs hate you now and so does anime by extension. you get sonned by anime. spurned by cartoons. you are charrie brownu and the little red haired girl is an azn gurl who thinks you're creepy and in need of a shower. but you do ok with your offbrand jap appliances so maybe you grow out of it, who knows. gl I wish I was immune to wasp and bee stings sig filla, thread killa
Jack Light Beyond All Frontier White Core	Posted - 2008.12.20 17:43:00 - [705] Done, but you are not immune to Chuck Norris. He soon finds out that you have superhuman powers, and he does not like that. He wants to be the only one. He sets after you to find you. Soon enough you get found, and you get a nice roundhouse kick to you face. I wish I lived next to a CCP office.
DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.12.20 18:02:00 - [706] Originally by: Jack Light I wish I lived next to a CCP office. Granted. You trade in your house for a cardboard box next to CCP's china office. Even if you could find someone who could speak the same language and/or get you back to your home country you no longer have a home to go back to. I choose to use my previous wish "the abillity to nullify/change wishes/corruptions" to nullify the next poster's wish. _______________ "It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it"
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2008.12.20 18:09:00 - [707] Originally by: DubanFP I choose to use my previous wish "the abillity to nullify/change wishes/corruptions" to nullify the next poster's wish. Granted, however the poster after you is immune to your corruptibility. I wish I had a Yard Gnome Ninja Army. Voluntold, New Webcomic
Rho'varo Minmatar Diversified Operational Services	Posted - 2008.12.21 03:45:00 - [708] Originally by: Karrade Krise I wish I had a Yard Gnome Ninja Army. Granted. However, the mutiny in which you are replaced as commander-in-chief is swift and fatal. I wish it were almost summer instead of almost winter, where I am. á á
Jack Light Beyond All Frontier White Core	Posted - 2008.12.21 05:07:00 - [709] Done, but you know what summer means. Horribly ugly and fat girls wearing very little clothing. Ugh! You get so scarred you must hide in your house all summer until winter comes again. What a waste of summer. I wish I had an Eve Commodore PC.
Greg Parnell	Posted - 2008.12.21 06:27:00 - [710] You have it, but the only operating system you can use is windows me. And it takes 2 hours to boot. I wish that a orange hits the poster below me. And it sprays citrus in your eyes. And somehow it sticks to your face.

Epegi Givo Amarr Tundra Wolf.	Posted - 2008.12.21 06:29:00 - [711] granted, you decide to invest all of your money and assets (except a salvaging ship) into a nighthawk, which somehow ended up costing as much money you had. you go plexing, when your PC explodes, luckily you weren't hit by any shrapnel. when you log back on you find your nighthawk is blown up. you go back to salvage it, and go to post what happened on the forums jsut to find that something exactly the same happened to somebody elses laptop I wish I could shoot 1-volt of electricity from my finger whenever I want to.
Epegi Givo Amarr Tundra Wolf.	Posted - 2008.12.21 06:30:00 - [712] Originally by: Greg Parnell You have it, but the only operating system you can use is windows me. And it takes 2 hours to boot. I wish that a orange hits the poster below me. And it sprays citrus in your eyes. And somehow it sticks to your face. damn you. An orange hits my face, but then a boat hits yours. I wish I could shoot 1 volt of electricity from my finger whenever I wanted to
Kyanzes Amarr Utopian Research I.E.L. Hedonistic Imperative	Posted - 2008.12.21 12:07:00 - [713] Edited by: Kyanzes on 21/12/2008 12:09:19 Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I could shoot 1 volt of electricity from my finger whenever I wanted to Granted, but now your face looks like Palpatine's. Another siedeffect: any time you wipe your butt there's a random surge of 1000V (ofc you may choose not to wipe it ) I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee. --------------------------------------------- Unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality.
Jack Light Beyond All Frontier White Core	Posted - 2008.12.21 12:42:00 - [714] Edited by: Jack Light on 21/12/2008 12:42:31 Done, but you still can't fight like Chuck Norris. You loose. I wish I could just eat my pillows instead of food.
Ren Surkova Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.12.21 16:19:00 - [715] granted. everyone you know holds an intervention whereupon they say unto you 'dude, is it 2004? no? then stfu about chuck norris, that **** is played out.' they proceed to smother you with food, your last thoughts are how you could really go for a pillow right about now. I wish my carpet was more an off-white colour rather than the beige it is, oh the power of wishes. sig filla, thread killa
Epegi Givo Amarr Tundra Wolf.	Posted - 2008.12.21 19:22:00 - [716] granted, but then the light rays that bounce off of it catch your house on fire, and you burn to death with it. I wish I breathed in carbon dioxide and breathed out air. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.12.21 21:33:00 - [717] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I breathed in carbon dioxide and breathed out air. Done you breath in Carbon dioxide with the rest of the materials in the air and you breath out perfect unaltered Eath climate type air. Unfortunately for you this means that no oxygen is being absorbed into your bloodstream. You die of severe Oxygen Deprivation in minutes. I wish I had the uncorrupted wishes of EVERY SINGLE PERSON that posted in this thread. _______________ "It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it"
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.12.21 22:16:00 - [718] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I breathed in carbon dioxide and breathed out air. Done you breath in Carbon dioxide with the rest of the materials in the air and you breath out perfect unaltered Eath climate type air. Unfortunately for you this means that no oxygen is being absorbed into your bloodstream. You die of severe Oxygen Deprivation in minutes. I wish I had the uncorrupted wishes of EVERY SINGLE PERSON that posted in this thread. But then your brain BLOWS UP COS IT CAN'T HOLD ALL THAT INFORMATION!!!!! you die, by the way. I wish self destructing my shuttle could blow up titans Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008
Jack Light Beyond All Frontier White Core	Posted - 2008.12.21 22:27:00 - [719] Edited by: Jack Light on 21/12/2008 22:28:29 Done, you self-destruct your shuttle and every titan in game blows up. Many alliances, without this asset begins to fail. As the alliances fail, more people join another one. With thousands of people joining the same alliance, that alliance takes over all of 0.0. People loose their opportunity of pvp and start high sec suicide runs. Now, no where is safe, and concord can not keep up with the amount of criminals, concord retires, every system is 0.0, people quit because of this. CCP goes bankrupt, WoW gets many new players from Eve. As many new players join WoW, they expand to different parts of the world. Every other game company goes bankrupt. The global economy crashes. Everyone is jobless and has no more money. The world turns to a run down place full of crime. Humans begin to die off. Earth's atmosphere gets over polluted, creating a massive blanket of CO2. Greenhouse effect takes place. Rest of the human race dies, and Earth turns into a second Venus. And you are forced to read this massive wall of text. I wish timezones would go away.
Rondo Gunn	Posted - 2008.12.22 00:39:00 - [720] Originally by: Jack Light Edited by: Jack Light on 21/12/2008 22:28:29 Done, you self-destruct your shuttle and every titan in game blows up. Many alliances, without this asset begins to fail. As the alliances fail, more people join another one. With thousands of people joining the same alliance, that alliance takes over all of 0.0. People loose their opportunity of pvp and start high sec suicide runs. Now, no where is safe, and concord can not keep up with the amount of criminals, concord retires, every system is 0.0, people quit because of this. CCP goes bankrupt, WoW gets many new players from Eve. As many new players join WoW, they expand to different parts of the world. Every other game company goes bankrupt. The global economy crashes. Everyone is jobless and has no more money. The world turns to a run down place full of crime. Humans begin to die off. Earth's atmosphere gets over polluted, creating a massive blanket of CO2. Greenhouse effect takes place. Rest of the human race dies, and Earth turns into a second Venus. And you are forced to read this massive wall of text. I wish timezones would go away. Granted, the earth is now flat and the sun decides that whole buisiness of orbits and what not is a waste of time and decides to just wink on and off. However the globe makers of the world are now out of buisiness and very angry. They beat you to death with the fruits of their now useless labor.

Cierejai Caldari BlackSite Prophecy	Posted - 2009.01.14 02:04:00 - [721] Granted, Civilization is now returned to the year 1400. You and your family have the Plague. I wish for a skill Queue.
Culmen Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate R.E.P.O.	Posted - 2009.01.14 02:16:00 - [722] Originally by: Cierejai I wish for a skill Queue. Granted, you are given a skill: Queue Training to I lets you line up for fast food Training to V lets you queue up to watch Star Wars on opening day I wish this thread for die and stay dead and further more why do i even need a sig?
Brea Lafail	Posted - 2009.01.14 02:16:00 - [723] Edited by: Brea Lafail on 14/01/2009 02:16:38 In before Ralara.
Lui Kai Logistics Incorporated	Posted - 2009.01.14 02:45:00 - [724] Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Cierejai I wish for a skill Queue. Granted, you are given a skill: Queue Training to I lets you line up for fast food Training to V lets you queue up to watch Star Wars on opening day I wish this thread for die and stay dead Done. In place of this thread is an unending stream of people replying to each other with misleading links in the hopes of Rick'Rolling someone. I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my Eve career in 0.0.
Deviana Sevidon Gallente Panta-Rhei United Front Alliance	Posted - 2009.01.14 07:28:00 - [725] Originally by: Lui Kai Done. In place of this thread is an unending stream of people replying to each other with misleading links in the hopes of Rick'Rolling someone. I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my Eve career in 0.0. Granted. Now you have wasted all your time in Empire and wish you would have gone to 0.0 when you had the chance. I wish I could sabotage falcons, so that they jam themselves every time they turn their ECM on me.
Brutus King Minmatar Culture	Posted - 2009.01.16 23:11:00 - [726] EFT lied to you. Your cap is not stable at 65% and you get podded anyway. I wish I could fly solo again :(
mr id Caldari White Cell	Posted - 2009.01.17 05:20:00 - [727] Granted, you fly solo right into a gate camp. I wish I could wish for anything.
Jack Light Umbrella Biohazard Counter-Measure Squad	Posted - 2009.01.17 15:17:00 - [728] Edited by: Jack Light on 17/01/2009 15:19:54 Done, you can wish for anything now. You see this as a real big opportunity to cheat life and to do/get whatever you want. About 6-12 months or so later, you, like anyone else would, begin to want more then you currently have. So of course all you need to do is wish for it. Soon enough you wish for many new things, even things that are way ahead of the current time. You wish for futuristic machines, lets say time machines, etc. As other people begin to find out you have these new tools, scientist begin to reverse engineer them and start to make their own. Eventually, they start to get mass produced. People are going back in time constantly, and messing with the way Earth was supposed to play out. In current time, Earth is getting unstable due to your wishing, and the new technology you wished for, the people in the past are messing with Earth as well. Every time you wake up in the morning something has changed. In a bad way. 4-5 weeks later, someone messes with the Cold War. Nuclear Holocaust. Earth gets bombarded everywhere by nuclear bombs. When you go to bed that night, you never wake up. After all you died over 40 years ago. I wish the new Quad core computers were better.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.11 00:35:00 - [729] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 11/02/2009 00:36:34 granted, they are so good that they end up becoming sentient, and take over the world. I wish I had an XBOX 360
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.11 00:48:00 - [730] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had an XBOX 360 Granted, you are given a perfectly normal XBOX 360. That is... one that is permanently bricked I wish for a cookie

Rondo Gunn Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2009.02.11 00:51:00 - [731] Edited by: Rondo Gunn on 11/02/2009 00:54:13 Edited by: Rondo Gunn on 11/02/2009 00:53:09 Edit(damn culmen beat me too it ) beaten to the punch again..
Matt Emery Caldari Inner Vort3x Eradication Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.11 00:53:00 - [732] Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had an XBOX 360 Granted, you are given a perfectly normal XBOX 360. That is... one that is permanently bricked I wish for a cookie you get a cookie, but you are amazed to find out its a Pube-cookie :) and you dont know whos pubes they are :) ( teenage b-day partys rock aye? ) I wish i my grilfriend wants sex
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.11 00:56:00 - [733] Originally by: Matt Emery I wish i my grilfriend wants sex Granted, your lack of sexual prowess makes her want lesbian sex. No, she won't let you watch. Also, she is no longer your girlfriend I wish people would realize that this thread has lasted since 2007 and is in serious running for EvE's longest running thread
Matt Emery Caldari Inner Vort3x Eradication Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.11 01:02:00 - [734] Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Matt Emery I wish i my grilfriend wants sex Granted, your lack of sexual prowess makes her want lesbian sex. No, she won't let you watch. Also, she is no longer your girlfriend I wish people would realize that this thread has lasted since 2007 and is in serious running for EvE's longest running thread granted, and people decide they like the origonal one better and stop replying i wish i had sexual prowless lol
Williamat Centaurus Gallente	Posted - 2009.02.11 01:02:00 - [735] Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Matt Emery I wish i my grilfriend wants sex Granted, your lack of sexual prowess makes her want lesbian sex. No, she won't let you watch. Also, she is no longer your girlfriend I wish people would realize that this thread has lasted since 2007 and is in serious running for EvE's longest running thread ...and then the BoB posts were merged into one. I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good and I'd call her...
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.11 01:23:00 - [736] Edited by: Culmen on 11/02/2009 01:23:09 Originally by: Williamat Centaurus I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good and I'd call her... ....Mom I wish two people hadent tried corrupting my wish and further more why do i even need a sig?
Williamat Centaurus Gallente	Posted - 2009.02.11 01:33:00 - [737] Originally by: Culmen I wish two people hadent tried corrupting my wish ...and then those 2 people bent you over and corrupted something else. I wish I got some of that 1 trillion in economic stimulus.
Rondo Gunn Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2009.02.11 01:36:00 - [738] Originally by: Williamat Centaurus Originally by: Culmen I wish two people hadent tried corrupting my wish ...and then those 2 people bent you over and corrupted something else. I wish I got some of that 1 trillion in economic stimulus. You get it, illegally and are then hunted down, thrown in federal prison and sodomized by a friendly guy named Bubba. I wish for fishes and a horse. ----------------------------------------------- shin ku myo u Please note: Everything I say is flavored with irony, cynicism and, of course, minty freshness.
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.11 01:51:00 - [739] Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 01:51:27 Originally by: Rondo Gunn I wish for fishes and a horse. Done, you're thrown into a small tank halfway filled with water. You get to own the wild stallion "very angry wild stallion that's been fed crystal meth" and the fishes just happen to be starved piranha. I wish I could come up with a corruption before it was drowned by 5 others trying to corrupt the same wish. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Cierejai Caldari	Posted - 2009.02.11 01:58:00 - [740] Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 01:51:27 Originally by: Rondo Gunn I wish for fishes and a horse. Done, you're thrown into a small tank halfway filled with water. You get to own the wild stallion "very angry wild stallion that's been fed crystal meth" and the fishes just happen to be starved piranha. I wish I could come up with a corruption before it was drowned by 5 others trying to corrupt the same wish. Granted, the fish are in the stable, and the horse is in the fish tank. I wish to hope that that is funny to someone.

Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.11 02:29:00 - [741] Originally by: Cierejai Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 01:51:27 Originally by: Rondo Gunn I wish for fishes and a horse. Done, you're thrown into a small tank halfway filled with water. You get to own the wild stallion "very angry wild stallion that's been fed crystal meth" and the fishes just happen to be starved piranha. I wish I could come up with a corruption before it was drowned by 5 others trying to corrupt the same wish. Granted, the fish are in the stable, and the horse is in the fish tank. I wish to hope that that is funny to someone. Granted, you are locked in a metal box with a dead horse and fish. Then subjected to scorching heat and have to endure the smell as both putrefy also notice how things stop making sense once they become too meta? I wish for a pyramid and further more why do i even need a sig?
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.11 02:46:00 - [742] Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 02:45:49 Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Cierejai Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 01:51:27 Originally by: Rondo Gunn I wish for fishes and a horse. Done, you're thrown into a small tank halfway filled with water. You get to own the wild stallion "very angry wild stallion that's been fed crystal meth" and the fishes just happen to be starved piranha. I wish I could come up with a corruption before it was drowned by 5 others trying to corrupt the same wish. Granted, the fish are in the stable, and the horse is in the fish tank. I wish to hope that that is funny to someone. Granted, you are locked in a metal box with a dead horse and fish. Then subjected to scorching heat and have to endure the smell as both putrefy also notice how things stop making sense once they become too meta? I wish for a pyramid You now have a pyramid... quote. I wish the next person will continue the quote pyramid. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
soldieroffortune 258 Gallente Horsemen of Apocalypse	Posted - 2009.02.11 02:50:00 - [743] Originally by: Culmen I wish for a pyramid granted, but the pyramid is built around where you currently are with no way out your trapped inside for all eternity i wish i could think of something to wish about other than wishing of something to think about Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 "*Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer*"
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.11 04:33:00 - [744] you instead think of the one thought that kills human beings, so you die horrible and painfully. I wish multiple people would stop corrupting the same wish.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.11 06:28:00 - [745] granted, but then people stopped corrupting wishes untill you are forced to corrupt your own wishes. I wish two people would corrupt the following wish: I wish I had an Iphone.
BiggestT Caldari Resurrection Skunk-Works	Posted - 2009.02.11 07:47:00 - [746] Edited by: BiggestT on 11/02/2009 07:47:41 Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, but then people stopped corrupting wishes untill you are forced to corrupt your own wishes. I wish two people would corrupt the following wish: I wish I had an Iphone. Granted, but the touch screen soon becomes annoying to use, and you end up throwing it away at a large airport. Security spots you and place you under arrest. You then recieve the rubber glove treatment shudder. I wish for a dreadnought (HERE WE GO AGAIN! )
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.11 08:36:00 - [747] Originally by: BiggestT Edited by: BiggestT on 11/02/2009 07:47:41 Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, but then people stopped corrupting wishes untill you are forced to corrupt your own wishes. I wish two people would corrupt the following wish: I wish I had an Iphone. Granted, but the touch screen soon becomes annoying to use, and you end up throwing it away at a large airport. Security spots you and place you under arrest. You then recieve the rubber glove treatment shudder. I wish for a dreadnought (HERE WE GO AGAIN! ) and further more why do i even need a sig?
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.11 08:37:00 - [748] dammit, forum ate my corruption I wish it hade'nt done that and further more why do i even need a sig?
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.12 00:20:00 - [749] it didn't eat your post. Now, to satisfy its hunger, it jumps out of your computer and eats you. I wish there was a smiley for a titan firing its DDD ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
yani dumyat Minmatar purple pot hogs Doctrine.	Posted - 2009.02.12 02:27:00 - [750] Granted but the smiley's been watching ghostbusters and decides to do a 'stay puft marshmallow man'. It rampages through EVE as a demonically controlled DD device and kills everyone including you. I wish missiles left a vapor trail that you could spell words with.

Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.12 04:42:00 - [751] Originally by: yani dumyat Granted but the smiley's been watching ghostbusters and decides to do a 'stay puft marshmallow man'. It rampages through EVE as a demonically controlled DD device and kills everyone including you. I wish missiles left a vapor trail that you could spell words with. Granted. CCP implements this causing massive lag for all involve. This lag is both client side from CCP creating realistic smoke trails and server side, from the sheer amount of new objects created everytime a caldari ship opens up with 7 heavy assault launchers. Further more all the writing consists of "LOL n00b" and the like. The resulting flood on the forums causes you to question your faith in humanity, and induces you to suicide. I wish CCP would create Tech III Frigates and further more why do i even need a sig?
yani dumyat Minmatar purple pot hogs Doctrine.	Posted - 2009.02.12 16:56:00 - [752] Your T3 frig was booby trapped and blows up as soon as you undock, taking the station out and most of the solar system too. I wish i was a cat
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.02.12 17:10:00 - [753] Originally by: yani dumyat Your T3 frig was booby trapped and blows up as soon as you undock, taking the station out and most of the solar system too. I wish i was a cat Granted. Your owners have scheduled an appointment at the vet's tomorrow to have you neutered. I wish my car didn't need a new transmission.
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.12 21:19:00 - [754] Edited by: DubanFP on 12/02/2009 21:19:21 Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish my car didn't need a new transmission. Done, instead it needs a new engine. I wish people would come up with half decent corruptions instead of "it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter". I'm looking at you Yani. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.12 21:52:00 - [755] Edited by: Le Poupon on 12/02/2009 21:52:08 Originally by: DubanFP I wish people would come up with half decent corruptions instead of "it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter". I'm looking at you Yani. Done but then it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter, whilst you were looking at Yani. I wish for a 27th page. -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting In many ways this game is alot like how Obama and Bush are related.
Jared D'Uroth	Posted - 2009.02.12 22:09:00 - [756] Edited by: Jared D''Uroth on 12/02/2009 22:10:02 Originally by: Le Poupon Edited by: Le Poupon on 12/02/2009 21:52:08 Originally by: DubanFP I wish people would come up with half decent corruptions instead of "it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter". I'm looking at you Yani. Done but then it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter, whilst you were looking at Yani. I wish for a 27th page. It's going to start with me :( EDIT: Crap. That was awful timing. The 27th page will be full of conspiracy theorists. I want a PONY.
ebonyivory	Posted - 2009.02.12 22:52:00 - [757] Originally by: Jared D'Uroth Edited by: Jared D''Uroth on 12/02/2009 22:10:02 Originally by: Le Poupon Edited by: Le Poupon on 12/02/2009 21:52:08 Originally by: DubanFP I wish people would come up with half decent corruptions instead of "it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter". I'm looking at you Yani. Done but then it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter, whilst you were looking at Yani. I wish for a 27th page. It's going to start with me :( EDIT: Crap. That was awful timing. The 27th page will be full of conspiracy theorists. I want a PONY. granted but they will go crazy thinking about their own conspiracies and jihad your house. I wish nanoes were unnerfed
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.13 00:44:00 - [758] granted, but then they live up to their name and start being REALLY tiny, so small that they only go 2m/s and can do almost .01 damage per hour. I wish I had one of the NVIDIA 10XXX series even though they haven't come out yet. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.13 00:56:00 - [759] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had one of the NVIDIA 10XXX series even though they haven't come out yet. Done, you get a pre-alpha version complete with more bugs then @$##@. I wish my last wish didn't blow up. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.13 02:56:00 - [760] granted, it didn't blow up. but because it didn't blow up you didn't wish for it to not blow up, thus causing a paradox which makes your computer and everything within a 10km radius to disintegrate. I wish the person below me notices that I am trying to make my wishes easy and fun to corrupt. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari

Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.02.13 12:27:00 - [761] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, it didn't blow up. but because it didn't blow up you didn't wish for it to not blow up, thus causing a paradox which makes your computer and everything within a 10km radius to disintegrate. I wish the person below me notices that I am trying to make my wishes easy and fun to corrupt. Making your wishes easy and fun to corrupt gives you such a sense of satisfaction and happiness that you decide to spend your life being a force for good in the world. You see an elderly woman struggling with a package and go to her aid. She hits you over the head with her purse and sprays you with mace. You strike up a conversation with an adorable moppet you see at the store. She starts screaming for her mommy and you get hauled in for questioning by the police as a suspected child molester. On the way home from the police station you see an abandoned dog and try to rescue it. It bites you and runs off and you have to get a series of painful rabies shots. These experiences cause you to become a bitter cynical wretch. I wish I'd win a two week all expenses paid trip to Hawaii.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.13 16:40:00 - [762] Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish I'd win a two week all expenses paid trip to Hawaii. Granted. 2 weeks spent in Hawaii in the glorious Ratz Motel (it wasn't a typo after all) right next to the bloody ice maker (which really should be allowed to just die already) enjoying all that nice rain.... Having all your belongings destroyed in the volcanic eruption did have the benefit of warming up your room a bit. After you get back home, you discover that you've picked up some strange diseases without having done anything fun to get them. I wish my new motherboard had been designed a bit better. (HDD usage can make the sound cut out in odd ways) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.14 01:52:00 - [763] granted, it is so well designed that it even starts helping you in video-games. You end up being really REALLY good at video games, so good that you challenge the world best Halo 2 PC player to a duel. You flatten him easily. Unfortunately, he is a total fanatic, and end up hunting you down and killing you just so he can get the title of best Halo 2 player in the world. I wish I had a new mouse.
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.02.14 02:22:00 - [764] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, it is so well designed that it even starts helping you in video-games. You end up being really REALLY good at video games, so good that you challenge the world best Halo 2 PC player to a duel. You flatten him easily. Unfortunately, he is a total fanatic, and end up hunting you down and killing you just so he can get the title of best Halo 2 player in the world. I wish I had a new mouse. You have an adorable new pet mouse named Mister Tibbles. It's unfortunate that he is infected with the plague and starts an epidemic that wipes out everyone you come in contact with. I wish that I had DSL.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.14 02:24:00 - [765] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had a new mouse. Granted. He's a really indusrious little bugger who seems to poke a new hole in a wall, drawer, your clothes, etc. every day, and brings in female mice who like to nest on your video card. At this rate, you'll have an unlimited supply of new mice for as long as you live. I wish I had a nice new Golem and CNR in my hanger right next to the rest of my stuff. (and no moving the hanger either, might I add) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.14 03:06:00 - [766] Edited by: Culmen on 14/02/2009 03:06:43 Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I had a nice new Golem and CNR in my hanger right next to the rest of my stuff. (and no moving the hanger either, might I add) You are given a Combat-Net Radio You might need it to call for backup, since there is a rampaging Adamantium Golem in your hangar as well. By the way... all that stuff you used to have... the golem has already smashed it I wish they would add vampires and werewolves to ambulation
Jack Light legion syndicate	Posted - 2009.02.14 13:50:00 - [767] Edited by: Jack Light on 14/02/2009 13:55:20 Done, there are now vampires and werewolves added in Ambulation. Of course this makes a big fail in the story line of Eve and how they actually got into space. Anyways, every time you go to rent a bar, you always get hijacked from those pesky werewolves. Predictably, many people get annoyed with this. CCP changes it so you can protect your bars. Now eve has turned into a FPS game, and most of your time online will go towards defending that bar. As those vampires and werewolves get overwhelming, CCP still refuses to take them out of the game. After all, they absolutely do love to hear people whine and complain about their game. Soon, CCP adds a patch where players can help defend other people's bar. But that doesn't go as planned, and Eve is now a first person shooter, and still a MMO, but no one plays the out of dock game anymore. Basically, you have a Grand Theft Auto (or bar) V, or whatever number they are up to now. This makes the game loose it's appeal. Players begin to quit, and new players think to themselves: 'WTF??' and quit before they get out of trial. CCP looses money, but look on the bright side. Less people means less lag. As people slowly drain from the dying game called Eve, CCP is forced to close down the game. WoW looks at this as an opportunity. They start putting up even more ads everywhere to try and lure people to play their game now that Eve is no more. WoW grows many times it's old size, and blizzard entertainment is getting richer and richer. Blizzard decides to expand/ buy some of it's competitors. They do that, and because they bought the other games, they make even more money. One of their employees, while drunk at a party, has the idea to buy a city with all their money. It would seem as this is an idea that would never work. But it does. That city grows over time, and turns into a Sparta-like city, a military specialized city. They soon conquer other smaller cities, then bigger cities. Eventualy they own a full country. They grow in technology and over time, they conquer all other major countries. Needless to say, many millions of people died during this campaign, and there are not enough people left to take care of the world, and make food, shelter, etc. for the rest of the people, the rest of the population starts to die off. Soon enough, the Earth becomes deserted and 100% unpopulated. I wish a F.E.A.R. 3 would come out soon. Edit: O.K. I admit this post was a little too much
TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2009.02.14 15:34:00 - [768] Originally by: Jack Light I wish a F.E.A.R. 3 would come out soon. quote Done: It does but you jumped the gun and downloaded a dubious beta copy from a dubious site with a sailing ship as its emblem.... You then proceed to find out after, that the beta was loaded with rootkits and spyware that steals you identity and you now owe the IRS $20million in back taxes on an income you never saw. Along with the DHS knocking on your door at 3am asking you (whilst strapped to on you back to a board getting an overly vigorous hair wash) about where the radioactive stuff you bought on ebay went and why you have posted a video on some terrorist web site about you immiment jihady sacrifice to a lost cause. I wish this was posted on page 27 CCP made little baby jesus cry by nerfing ghost training
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.14 19:25:00 - [769] granted, but then that means you have to alter the forum code to do that, which then breaks the forums. CCP fixes their forums, putting you post back on page 26. Then to punish you they take away all of yoru ships, assets, isk, and pod you 100 times. I wish Im not the first post of page 27 ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.15 02:52:00 - [770] Edited by: Helen Hunts on 15/02/2009 02:52:55 Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish Im not the first post of page 27 Granted. You miss 27 entirely. I wish for whirled peas. (No typos here ) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?

Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.15 14:40:00 - [771] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish for whirled peas. (No typos here ) Granted, a pea is whirled at near relativistic velocities and shot at you I wish for there was female nudity in EvE and further more why do i even need a sig?
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.02.16 18:42:00 - [772] Edited by: Jago Kain on 16/02/2009 18:43:14 Granted. ....unfortunately this co-incides with the introduction of Vogons as a new playable race in EVE in a placatory measure to rabid Douglas Adams fan-bois. Given that Vogons come with better starting stats than Achura, every new character for the next few years will be Vogon and you will starve to death after constantly throwing up watching them all wobble about stations. I wish Nelson Mandela was elected World President for Life. edit:(Corrupt that and stay fashionable!!) ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.16 20:45:00 - [773] Edited by: DubanFP on 16/02/2009 20:47:35 Originally by: Jago Kain I wish Nelson Mandela was elected World President for Life. edit:(Corrupt that and stay fashionable!!) Done, to bad the "World President" position is primarily a figurehead with little to no actual power, but look at the bright side. He delivers a speach at your son/daughter/niece/nephiew etc's school on the importaince of not doing drugs because he doesn't have anything better to do. I wish for someone to try and outdo that corruption ^^. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.17 00:48:00 - [774] Originally by: DubanFP I wish for someone to try and outdo that corruption ^^. Granted, Nelson Mandela become World President and then spontaneously combusted There i tried, didn't succeed but I tried. I wish people would realize how overrated Nelson Mandela is and further more why do i even need a sig?
Jack Light legion syndicate	Posted - 2009.02.17 04:30:00 - [775] Edited by: Jack Light on 17/02/2009 04:31:13 OH NO! Not another wall of text!! Done. People realize that Nelson is way too over rated. But, now who else can be people's idols. The one and only Michael Jackson of course! People begin to learn about him, and know what he does (or has done) and think to themselves "Hmmm this is a pretty cool guy." Of course this isn't good. Mr. Jackson soon grows quite popular once again, and people start to act like him. Now, we have a bunch of (Have to keep this clean so the mods don't get upset ) Jackson-like people loose. Now as most of what he does is illegal, the police are having a grand time catching the criminals. Soon, as Jackson gets more popular, more and more people get arrested. The poor police get overwhelmed and can't keep up with the crime rate. This spreads. It starts in America, and ends up oversees in other countries. Soon enough it goes world wide. With the amount of non-straight men roaming the earth, marriages are getting messed up. Less and less of them happen. Unless they are gay marriages, which are not allowed in many places. A group of people band together to combat this unrighteous doing of these Jackson-like people. They recruit in secrecy, and they grow world wide. They start their many campaigns to end this pandemic. They are succeeding. Then one of the members had the bright idea to kill Mr. Jackson. After many long and hard hours of planing, they go to bed. The next day, they start their assassination attempt. It succeeds, needless to say that was a massive victory for that group. Most of the world is mad at them. They have no one to look up too. Those people unite and try to defeat that group. It is a long and hard struggle for both sides, and it seems as if no one is getting anywhere. Eventually, a peace treaty gets formed. All is well, and the earth is back to normal and everyone is happy. But wait! One of the clan members is not happy about that peace treaty. He sets off for revenge. He sneaks some weapons, tries to recruit under secrecy so he doesn't get eliminated. His recruitment fails, as the rest of the world is happy about how they are living their lives. He must take the whole job into his own hands. So what does he do now? Robs the military. He gets his hands on a nuclear powered weapon. As America tries to negotiate with him, it fails. The Nuke goes off and the world is shaken. As the nuke was stole from America, but it was detonated in England, there are many political problems between the two countries. Horrifically, England sends a retaliation bomb back to America. This shocks the world. Wars break out and there is no more peace. America starts to draft men 18-30 years old for military services. Slowly, the war is killing off the earth's resources. Around 5 years later, the earth is in a complete ruin. Another peace treaty is formed. As the world is back in peace, many countries combine to try and rebuild the earth. While the countries are very poor now from spending so much money on the war, their attempts to rebuild fail. Living conditions every where are horrible. Everyone is poor, and just hanging on for their life. We still have the technology, so those united countries decide to go into space colonization. They combine their money and set off for space. They start their first independent colony. It is a total success. The united countries set off to make more and more. Soon no one lives on the earth any more and they are all living in space! If you want to know what happens next, just read the eve back story. This is really how eve came to be! I wish (more of a hope) that I get accepted into the program I applied for earlier today. Too tired to fix all the typos. I'll do that later
Cierejai Caldari	Posted - 2009.02.17 04:33:00 - [776] Originally by: Jack Light Edited by: Jack Light on 17/02/2009 04:31:13 OH NO! Not another wall of text!! Done. People realize that Nelson is way too over rated. But, now who else can be people's idols. The one and only Michael Jackson of course! People begin to learn about him, and know what he does (or has done) and think to themselves "Hmmm this is a pretty cool guy." Of course this isn't good. Mr. Jackson soon grows quite popular once again, and people start to act like him. Now, we have a bunch of (Have to keep this clean so the mods don't get upset ) Jackson-like people loose. Now as most of what he does is illegal, the police are having a grand time catching the criminals. Soon, as Jackson gets more popular, more and more people get arrested. The poor police get overwhelmed and can't keep up with the crime rate. This spreads. It starts in America, and ends up oversees in other countries. Soon enough it goes world wide. With the amount of non-straight men roaming the earth, marriages are getting messed up. Less and less of them happen. Unless they are gay marriages, which are not allowed in many places. A group of people band together to combat this unrighteous doing of these Jackson-like people. They recruit in secrecy, and they grow world wide. They start their many campaigns to end this pandemic. They are succeeding. Then one of the members had the bright idea to kill Mr. Jackson. After many long and hard hours of planing, they go to bed. The next day, they start their assassination attempt. It succeeds, needless to say that was a massive victory for that group. Most of the world is mad at them. They have no one to look up too. Those people unite and try to defeat that group. It is a long and hard struggle for both sides, and it seems as if no one is getting anywhere. Eventually, a peace treaty gets formed. All is well, and the earth is back to normal and everyone is happy. But wait! One of the clan members is not happy about that peace treaty. He sets off for revenge. He sneaks some weapons, tries to recruit under secrecy so he doesn't get eliminated. His recruitment fails, as the rest of the world is happy about how they are living their lives. He must take the whole job into his own hands. So what does he do now? Robs the military. He gets his hands on a nuclear powered weapon. As America tries to negotiate with him, it fails. The Nuke goes off and the world is shaken. As the nuke was stole from America, but it was detonated in England, there are many political problems between the two countries. Horrifically, England sends a retaliation bomb back to America. This shocks the world. Wars break out and there is no more peace. America starts to draft men 18-30 years old for military services. Slowly, the war is killing off the earth's resources. Around 5 years later, the earth is in a complete ruin. Another peace treaty is formed. As the world is back in peace, many countries combine to try and rebuild the earth. While the countries are very poor now from spending so much money on the war, their attempts to rebuild fail. Living conditions every where are horrible. Everyone is poor, and just hanging on for their life. We still have the technology, so those united countries decide to go into space colonization. They combine their money and set off for space. They start their first independent colony. It is a total success. The united countries set off to make more and more. Soon no one lives on the earth any more and they are all living in space! If you want to know what happens next, just read the eve back story. This is really how eve came to be! I wish (more of a hope) that I get accepted into the program I applied for earlier today. Granted, you are notified that you are accepted, however due to affirmative action programs, people who are worse then you will take your place, leaving you out of luck. I wish I didn't waste 4 years of my life on WoW.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.17 06:18:00 - [777] Originally by: Cierejai I wish I didn't waste 4 years of my life on WoW. Granted. You are now committed to WoW for the next 12 years of your life. Enjoy! I wish that I could sneak the finished version of the EVE skill queue into Tranquility now. (Gots an alt with a nice list of short-time skills to train and no long skills left at the moment) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Aricaan Gallente Playboy Enterprises Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.02.17 08:30:00 - [778] Originally by: Helen Hunts Granted. You are now committed to WoW for the next 12 years of your life. Enjoy! I wish that I could sneak the finished version of the EVE skill queue into Tranquility now. (Gots an alt with a nice list of short-time skills to train and no long skills left at the moment) Unfortunately it only works on Charisma related skills. I wish to be able to dance like MC Hammer.
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.02.17 16:20:00 - [779] Granted. ...unfotunately, the dancing goes hand in hand with the loose trousers which causes a 3000% increase in your sperm count now that your nads are no longer hugging your groinal region so tightly and you only have to look at a woman sideways for her to catch. A series of ill-advised realationships with incautious women (attracted, no doubt, by your awesome dancing skills) leaves a trail of over a dozen bastards in your wake and the child support payments will cripple you for the next two decades at least. I wish Ritchie Blackmore and company would get their heads out of their collective bottoms and reform the Mk 2 Deep Purple line-up. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.18 22:11:00 - [780] but they only chose people who have no hands. I wish the next person will tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari

Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.19 00:18:00 - [781] Originally by: Epegi Givo but they only chose people who have no hands. I wish the next person will tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything Granted, 6 x 7 = 42 The universe then rearranges it self into something even weirder. Now the answerer to life the universe and everything is Ln(2Pi*sqrt(-4.3))-Ln(-3.2) I wish people would type "Thank You" instead of "thx" and further more why do i even need a sig?
Demitria Fernir Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.02.19 00:32:00 - [782] Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Epegi Givo but they only chose people who have no hands. I wish the next person will tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything Granted, 6 x 7 = 42 The universe then rearranges it self into something even weirder. Now the answerer to life the universe and everything is Ln(2Pi*sqrt(-4.3))-Ln(-3.2) I wish people would type "Thank You" instead of "thx" But then they abbreviate everything else. I wish CCP would only ban characters instead of the whole account _______________________________________________ 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101
Dragonwell Department of Defence	Posted - 2009.02.19 03:52:00 - [783] But you have only one character slot and that slot is occupied by the now-useless banned character. I wish I had a Nightmare BPO. *** Awake in a Space-Dye Vest Struggling with Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence Falling Into Infinity toward a New Millennium While trapped inside this Octavarium.
Tractus Vesica Caldari Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.19 04:33:00 - [784] I wish I had a cookie. >>Insert generic signature here<<
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.19 04:39:00 - [785] Originally by: Dragonwell I wish I had a Nightmare BPO. Granted, you now have the BPO from your nightmares, one that randomly eats stuff from your hanger. Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I had a cookie. Granted, the browser just issued you a tracking cookie, its collecting personal data, and just found out you like child **/snuff **. It then uploads the data to your local law enforcement agency. I wish for omnipotence and further more why do i even need a sig?
Evthron Macyntire	Posted - 2009.02.19 05:34:00 - [786] Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Dragonwell I wish I had a Nightmare BPO. Granted, you now have the BPO from your nightmares, one that randomly eats stuff from your hanger. Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I had a cookie. Granted, the browser just issued you a tracking cookie, its collecting personal data, and just found out you like child **/snuff **. It then uploads the data to your local law enforcement agency. I wish for omnipotence Granted, you play one of the extra "Q's" from Startrek Voyager. I wish I knew what the black stuff on the inside of my water bottle was. I only put water in there.
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.02.19 11:04:00 - [787] Quote: I wish I knew what the black stuff on the inside of my water bottle was. I only put water in there. Granted. The knowledge is so terrible that you go insane and spend the rest of your life standing on the sidewalk waving a sign and yelling "the end is at hand" at passersby. I wish my last wish didn't get skipped over.
Tractus Vesica Caldari Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.19 18:25:00 - [788] I wish this thread will die a horrible painful death, and that anyone who responds to this post will spontaniously combust
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.02.19 20:24:00 - [789] Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish this thread will die a horrible painful death, and that anyone who responds to this post will spontaniously combust Granted. However... just as WOOOOOOSHHHHH...WOOOOOMMMPHHHH!!!!!.... CRACKLE,CRACKLE,SPIT,CRACKLE.... arrrrghhh... it hurts it hurts!!! please god someone help me!!! OMG; I can't feel my legs and I can smell burning pork.... please... just kill me... make it stop.whimper...... .... ... .. . {silence} I wish we were allowed to discuss religion and politics on EVE forums. (IBTL for disacussing moderation). ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Tractus Vesica Caldari Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.19 22:39:00 - [790] Originally by: Jago Kain Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish this thread will die a horrible painful death, and that anyone who responds to this post will spontaniously combust Granted. However... just as WOOOOOOSHHHHH...WOOOOOMMMPHHHH!!!!!.... CRACKLE,CRACKLE,SPIT,CRACKLE.... arrrrghhh... it hurts it hurts!!! please god someone help me!!! OMG; I can't feel my legs and I can smell burning pork.... please... just kill me... make it stop.whimper...... .... ... .. . {silence} I wish we were allowed to discuss religion and politics on EVE forums. (IBTL for disacussing moderation). Granted. (even though that already goes on) I wish you were brought back to life and burned again. >>Insert generic signature here<<

Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.20 01:51:00 - [791] Originally by: Tractus Vesica Originally by: Jago Kain However... just as WOOOOOOSHHHHH...WOOOOOMMMPHHHH!!!!!.... CRACKLE,CRACKLE,SPIT,CRACKLE.... arrrrghhh... it hurts it hurts!!! please god someone help me!!! OMG; I can't feel my legs and I can smell burning pork.... please... just kill me... make it stop.whimper...... .... ... .. . {silence} I wish we were allowed to discuss religion and politics on EVE forums. (IBTL for disacussing moderation). Granted. (even though that already goes on) I wish you were brought back to life and burned again. Granted, he comes back as FLAMEMAN!!! With the super power of non painful/fatal combustion! This time, hes come for vengeance! He proceeds to burn down your house, your family and you with his powers of fire, all caps and exclamation points! I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft and further more why do i even need a sig?
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.20 02:11:00 - [792] Originally by: Culmen I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft Done I wish I could stand to corrupt that last wish. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Tractus Vesica Caldari Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.20 04:58:00 - [793] Edited by: Tractus Vesica on 20/02/2009 04:58:32 Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Culmen I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft Done I wish I could stand to corrupt that last wish. Done. I wish we could put all WoW players in a canister, and launch them into a jita flight path. >>Insert generic signature here<<
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.20 05:49:00 - [794] done, jita then gets infected with WoW-ism and everyone who was in there gets the disease so everyone who ever visits jita wants to leave and play WoW. eventually, ever trader in EVE gets it and leaves, leaving the economy in a total dead state, so that everyone leaves EVE and the game shuts down. I wish that if you didn't corrupt a wish correctly then both of your hands suddenly fall off and the wound heals over in a way that makes prosthetics impossible. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
Kulmid Asshats and Alcoholics Turbo.	Posted - 2009.02.20 06:41:00 - [795] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish that if you didn't corrupt a wish correctly then both of your hands suddenly fall off and the wound heals over in a way that makes prosthetics impossible. Done. But those hands still live and have a mind of their own. Attacking everyone and everything they come into contact with. I wish I had a proper wish to wish for. _________________
Tractus Vesica Caldari Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.20 14:49:00 - [796] Originally by: Kulmid Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish that if you didn't corrupt a wish correctly then both of your hands suddenly fall off and the wound heals over in a way that makes prosthetics impossible. Done. But those hands still live and have a mind of their own. Attacking everyone and everything they come into contact with. I wish I had a proper wish to wish for. Done. The wish is so incredibly awesome, you have a stroke and die. I wish I wasn't in school right now. >>Insert generic signature here<<
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.02.20 17:30:00 - [797] Quote: Done. The wish is so incredibly awesome, you have a stroke and die. I wish I wasn't in school right now. Granted. You are instantly transported to the surface of Mars. I still wish my last wish wasn't skipped over.
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.20 17:34:00 - [798] Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I wasn't in school right now. Done, you're in prison right now. I wish people would keep skipping astrid's posts. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.02.20 17:36:00 - [799] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I wasn't in school right now. Done, you're in prison right now. I wish people would keep skipping astrid's posts. I wish that forum goers would take up a collection and send me 1,000,000,000 ISK to help me recover my self esteeme which has been crushed by people skipping my posts.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.20 18:09:00 - [800] granted, but all of the money is from isk-sellers. You immediately spend it all. CCP then takes that 1 billion back, and the ship that you bought gets blown up by suicide gankers. You now have no good ship AND you are 1 billion in debt. I wish that my little brother would stay at his friends house untill 3pm instead of 2 pm. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari

DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.20 18:46:00 - [801] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish that my little brother would stay at his friends house untill 3pm instead of 2 pm. Done, but he only does it because he thinks you'll need the extra hour to cool off after you find the extremely nasty prank he left for you. I wish I knew just how #@$$#@ing long this thread would last. The sad part is it isn't even the original, there was another one that lasted 2-300 threads before it. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2009.02.20 21:10:00 - [802] Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 20/02/2009 21:13:04 Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I knew just how #@$$#@ing long this thread would last. -------------- Granted... but this thread gets soo long it overloads the servers and CCP has to delete the entire OOPE folder as it was so horibly corrupted and could not be restored, so only those that actually posted there ever really knew how awsome we all were and you were the last to read it before if crashed. I Wish CCP hadn't nerfed my awsome SIG (or anyone elses either, cos i don't see any since the last server patch and i just had to do a manual login to post here) CCP made little baby jesus cry by nerfing ghost training
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.21 03:10:00 - [803] granted, but then you realize that the problem was that you needed to turn viewing sigs in your forum setting back on. You realize how stupid you were and committed suicide in shame. I wish I could transform in to a cat any shape ans size that I want whenever I like, and always have the ability to transform back into my human shape, fully clothed and everything back to normal. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.21 03:30:00 - [804] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I could transform in to a cat any shape ans size that I want whenever I like, and always have the ability to transform back into my human shape, fully clothed and everything back to normal. Done, unfortunately cat becomes a common delicacy enjoyed throughout the world. You "could" turn into a cat at any point in time but the first time you do so would likely prove to be your last. I wish day of skiing wasn't ruined by the sudden realization it was febuary vacation in all the schools filling the slopes with kids on a normally baren friday. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.22 03:43:00 - [805] done, but now the slopes are full of old fat people. I wish people would make really long corruptions that turned out as gruesome as possible. such as for example the one above should have been "Cats very quickly become a common delicacy in the world without you learning about it. you go outside as a cat to explore the world when a family captures you and eats you. you of coarse turn back into a human but they eat anyway because they were so stupid they didn't notice. they finally notice that you were a human but you were SOO delicious that they kept eating, and decided to start eating other humans too. They end up eating 1705 people before they are finally killed by police." ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.02.22 22:07:00 - [806] Originally by: Epegi Givo done, but now the slopes are full of old fat people. I wish people would make really long corruptions that turned out as gruesome as possible. such as for example the one above should have been "Cats very quickly become a common delicacy in the world without you learning about it. you go outside as a cat to explore the world when a family captures you and eats you. you of coarse turn back into a human but they eat anyway because they were so stupid they didn't notice. they finally notice that you were a human but you were SOO delicious that they kept eating, and decided to start eating other humans too. They end up eating 1705 people before they are finally killed by police." A shadowy world wide agency notices your wish for gruesome wishes and decides that you would be ideal for their 'super soldier' program. Heavily armed and masked men show up at your residence and kidnap you, killing any other people and pets who are there at the time. They haul you off to a secret lab where you are put through rigorous and extremely painful testing to see if you are indeed suitable. They implant electrodes in your skull and equip you with an explosive collar that will go off if you disobey an order. The final test is a fight to the death with another candidate to see which of you will graduate from training. You prevail and begin your career as a Microsoft lawyer. I wish that the snow storm that's coming would blow out to sea and miss us.
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.23 02:13:00 - [807] Edited by: DubanFP on 23/02/2009 02:13:36 Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish that the snow storm that's coming would blow out to sea and miss us. Done, a nearby star went supernova 7 years ago and finally reaches us. The "storm" is blown away along with everything else you hold dear. I wish I knew where a certain old friend from high school was so I could contact them after years without seeing them. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Tractus Vesica Caldari Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.23 04:24:00 - [808] Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 23/02/2009 02:13:36 Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish that the snow storm that's coming would blow out to sea and miss us. Done, a nearby star went supernova 7 years ago and finally reaches us. The "storm" is blown away along with everything else you hold dear. I wish I knew where a certain old friend from high school was so I could contact them after years without seeing them. Granted. You then discover they are a dried up old crack ***** with cancer, and they proceed to beg you for money until they die a horrible painful death, alone, after giving you aides. I wish I was already in the United States Marine Corps as an officer. >>Insert generic signature here<<
Cadde Gallente Gene Works AKA-AHN KINGDOM	Posted - 2009.02.23 10:04:00 - [809] Edited by: Cadde on 23/02/2009 10:05:29 Originally by: "Tractus Vesica" Granted. You then discover they are a dried up old crack ***** with cancer, and they proceed to beg you for money until they die a horrible painful death, alone, after giving you aides. I wish I was already in the United States Marine Corps as an officer. But then you realize that the new administration have a plan to cut down the military leaving you with nothing for it. I wish i had a life! Whoops, destroyed the quote --------------- Opinions? Yes they belong to me, not my corp!
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.02.23 15:32:00 - [810] Originally by: Cadde Edited by: Cadde on 23/02/2009 10:05:29 Originally by: "Tractus Vesica" Granted. You then discover they are a dried up old crack *** with cancer, and they proceed to beg you for money until they die a horrible painful death, alone, after giving you aides. I wish I was already in the United States Marine Corps as an officer. But then you realize that the new administration have a plan to cut down the military leaving you with nothing for it. I wish i had a life! Granted, but your new life as an unassuming corporate worker causes your soul to be crushed, much like a hammer would crush your *******. I wish that my annoying suitemate would go back to Compton.

Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.02.23 16:33:00 - [811] Originally by: JordanParey I wish that my annoying suitemate would go back to Compton. Granted. However.... the reason for the sudden unnanounced departure of your suitemate is the arrival of several large, and heavily armed, gangsters he owes a lot of money to. Unable to secure payment from your erstwhile roomy, they decide that it falls to you, as his suitemate to cover his debt to them. A lack of significant amount of cash turns your business relationship with these people into one long round of sore bottoms and nasty aftertaste as they press you into service in a sordid back room den adjoining the local crack house. I wish I wasn't such a hardened cynic. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Terail Zoqial Caldari	Posted - 2009.02.23 17:56:00 - [812] Edited by: Terail Zoqial on 23/02/2009 17:56:08 Originally by: Jago Kain I wish I wasn't such a hardened cynic. You are no longer a cynic and become friends with david icke and 7shining7one7 who tell you of great conspiracy's going on around the world. You become positive you know the true secret and share it with all on the eve-o forums, where you are ridiculed, trolled, talked down to, flamed (more than usual), booted out of your corp, exiled from your alliance and insta-perma-banned from eve. Forever. You also get anally probed by aliens who take you from earth incase people find out the truth and are anally probed until the end of your life, which is extended by 1200 years. I wish I wasn't socially inept.
Tractus Vesica Caldari Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.23 18:17:00 - [813] Originally by: Terail Zoqial Edited by: Terail Zoqial on 23/02/2009 17:56:08 Originally by: Jago Kain I wish I wasn't such a hardened cynic. You are no longer a cynic and become friends with david icke and 7shining7one7 who tell you of great conspiracy's going on around the world. You become positive you know the true secret and share it with all on the eve-o forums, where you are ridiculed, trolled, talked down to, flamed (more than usual), booted out of your corp, exiled from your alliance and insta-perma-banned from eve. Forever. You also get anally probed by aliens who take you from earth incase people find out the truth and are anally probed until the end of your life, which is extended by 1200 years. I wish I wasn't socially inept. Granted, you are no longer socially inept. However, now you have all these social skills but no friends to share them with. You spend the rest of your life bouncing from club to club until eventually you die, alone, unloved, in a basement, with a dirty ***, from a ****e over dose. I wish that idiot socialist Obama was already out of office. >>Insert generic signature here<<
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.02.23 21:40:00 - [814] Originally by: Terail Zoqial .....You also get anally probed by aliens who take you from earth incase people find out the truth and are anally probed until the end of your life, which is extended by 1200 years..... So; it's not all bad news then. (Sorry to break the flow of the thread, but I figure it's time to not be so selfish and give other folk a chance to play.) ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.24 04:06:00 - [815] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 24/02/2009 04:07:26 Edited by: Epegi Givo on 24/02/2009 04:06:45 granted, he is out of office, only because Vatican city suddenly unleashed its previously unknown arsenal of nukes to destroy all life on earth outside of italy, which it quickly conquers, and they killed everyone there too. I wish I had something that can turn into whatever I want and taste however I want and be very healthy for me if I wanted to eat it, and when I take a bite of it it regrows back, unless I don't want it too. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.24 05:30:00 - [816] Edited by: Culmen on 24/02/2009 05:32:33 Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had something that can turn into whatever I want and taste however I want and be very healthy for me if I wanted to eat it, and when I take a bite of it it regrows back, unless I don't want it too. You are given everything you want... just not what you need. This is because the entire thing is a figment of an overactive imagination. You continually feed on this pure air, feeling completely fulfilled while your body waste away from malnutrition. You contently feed on an imaginary feast all the while ignoring the sores breaking out, the distension of your gut and the fact your teeth are no longer in your mouth. Finally, a few seconds before you die, you come to ask "What have I been eating?", then you realize the truth, the agonizing truth. I wish that 7shining what his name wasn't getting what he wanted, that is to be actually well known. and further more why do i even need a sig?
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.02.24 06:47:00 - [817] Granted. The FBI, in conjunction with the Lizard Men from outer space (thanks Mr Icke), MI5, the Child Protection Agency, the Gnomes of Zurich, the Bavarian Illuminatii, the Irish Illuminatii, IKEA (a front for the Anti-Discordians) and CAMRA start monitoring the EVE forums. Realising that everyone's favourite fruit loop is hitting a little near the mark for comfort, he is abducted and held in the new top secret replacement for Gitmo, somewhere in deepest, darkest Wales. ...unfortunately, for good measure they also decide to bring in for "questioning" anyone who has had any form of contact with him for the past four years. You, and indeed myself and half of the rest of EVE and the entire population of his trailer park, end up imprisoned in a heavily guarded internment camp, thinly disguised as a Pontin's resort turned caravan park (oh the irony) whilst all record of our existence is expunged from the record.... Thanks pal. I wish folk would look before they leap. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.24 07:04:00 - [818] Edited by: DubanFP on 24/02/2009 07:05:04 Originally by: Jago Kain I wish folk would look before they leap. You're so busy looking for danger on the sidewalk that you're about to step up on that you miss the car in the street. SCREEEE BLAM!!! I wish people would see that there really is no way to make a wish that will "win" in this thread. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.24 09:11:00 - [819] Edited by: Culmen on 24/02/2009 09:11:44 Originally by: DubanFP I wish people would see that there really is no way to make a wish that will "win" in this thread. well... Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Culmen I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft Done I wish I could stand to corrupt that last wish. As you evidenced earlier, I have already won this thread, so no one else can win Now I wish someone would god damm start corrupting my wish and further more why do i even need a sig?
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.02.24 12:43:00 - [820] Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 24/02/2009 09:11:44 Originally by: DubanFP I wish people would see that there really is no way to make a wish that will "win" in this thread. well... Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Culmen I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft Done I wish I could stand to corrupt that last wish. As you evidenced earlier, I have already won this thread, so no one else can win Now I wish someone would god damm start corrupting my wish Most of Azeroth lies in ruins but there are numerous survivors in The Barrens and Goldshire. With no place left to go they all come to EVE. Local chat everywhere is filled with Chuck Norris jokes and Murloc movie titles and cybering former night elves who's bios describe them as half dragon half jovian space vampire cat girls. They all proceed to flood the forums with suggestions on how to "improve" EVE. I wish this character had 100 million skill points.

TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2009.02.24 22:05:00 - [821] Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 24/02/2009 22:06:25 Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish this character had 100 million skill points. [/quote Granted: But CCP at next downtime flag your account as having been hacked, and instigate emergency lock down of all servers, and offline the entire eve universe and web sites until they have fully checked the all logs, causing all of the Eve users to hate and dissown you for the disruption you have caused. Meanwhile CCP ban you and all your accounts for life and notifies the police forces in your country that you have hacked thier computers, causing tens of thousands in damage. Which triggers a DMCA breach and hacking charges to be levied on you, which you only find out that evening when armed police smash thier way into your home and drag you away screaming till they breakout the tasers on you. They confiscate all your computers and send you away for a very long time until they decide you didnt hack anything cos it was a SQL Server error on your account. In the end you get exonerated of any wrong doing, but you have lost your job, your friends, your gf, and had been disowned by your entire family and thrown out on the street. So eventually you get your computer stuff back after a couple of years with the hard drives wiped clean for security purposes and it soo old it cannot run the M$ current operating system or any games, You have to pawn all the gear as you are homeless and have nowhere to keep it. So there you are, you get your life back, but your reputation is ruined for ever and you spend the rest of your life in menial low paid jobs and playing RL D&D games cos your blacklisted by all online games and banks as you have the accusation on your credit report. I wish i won the european lottery.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.24 22:23:00 - [822] wtf Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Sweet disclaimer eh
Tractus Vesica Caldari Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.25 00:00:00 - [823] Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 24/02/2009 22:06:25 Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish this character had 100 million skill points. [/quote Granted: But CCP at next downtime flag your account as having been hacked, and instigate emergency lock down of all servers, and offline the entire eve universe and web sites until they have fully checked the all logs, causing all of the Eve users to hate and dissown you for the disruption you have caused. Meanwhile CCP ban you and all your accounts for life and notifies the police forces in your country that you have hacked thier computers, causing tens of thousands in damage. Which triggers a DMCA breach and hacking charges to be levied on you, which you only find out that evening when armed police smash thier way into your home and drag you away screaming till they breakout the tasers on you. They confiscate all your computers and send you away for a very long time until they decide you didnt hack anything cos it was a SQL Server error on your account. In the end you get exonerated of any wrong doing, but you have lost your job, your friends, your gf, and had been disowned by your entire family and thrown out on the street. So eventually you get your computer stuff back after a couple of years with the hard drives wiped clean for security purposes and it soo old it cannot run the M$ current operating system or any games, You have to pawn all the gear as you are homeless and have nowhere to keep it. So there you are, you get your life back, but your reputation is ruined for ever and you spend the rest of your life in menial low paid jobs and playing RL D&D games cos your blacklisted by all online games and banks as you have the accusation on your credit report. I wish i won the european lottery. You win 10000000000000 Euros. But, you are in America, and nowhere near a money conversion center, so its worthless. I wish I was a ninja >>Insert generic signature here<<
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.02.25 00:03:00 - [824] Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 24/02/2009 22:06:25 Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish this character had 100 million skill points. [/quote Granted: But CCP at next downtime flag your account as having been hacked, and instigate emergency lock down of all servers, and offline the entire eve universe and web sites until they have fully checked the all logs, causing all of the Eve users to hate and dissown you for the disruption you have caused. Meanwhile CCP ban you and all your accounts for life and notifies the police forces in your country that you have hacked thier computers, causing tens of thousands in damage. Which triggers a DMCA breach and hacking charges to be levied on you, which you only find out that evening when armed police smash thier way into your home and drag you away screaming till they breakout the tasers on you. They confiscate all your computers and send you away for a very long time until they decide you didnt hack anything cos it was a SQL Server error on your account. In the end you get exonerated of any wrong doing, but you have lost your job, your friends, your gf, and had been disowned by your entire family and thrown out on the street. So eventually you get your computer stuff back after a couple of years with the hard drives wiped clean for security purposes and it soo old it cannot run the M$ current operating system or any games, You have to pawn all the gear as you are homeless and have nowhere to keep it. So there you are, you get your life back, but your reputation is ruined for ever and you spend the rest of your life in menial low paid jobs and playing RL D&D games cos your blacklisted by all online games and banks as you have the accusation on your credit report. I wish i won the european lottery. Granted, but being in the European Union, they tax it all to nothing. I wish that the current recession would subside (this should be good)
AdmiralDovolski Gallente Eyes of the Admiral	Posted - 2009.02.25 00:05:00 - [825] Originally by: Tractus Vesica Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 24/02/2009 22:06:25 Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish this character had 100 million skill points. Granted: But CCP at next downtime flag your account as having been hacked, and instigate emergency lock down of all servers, and offline the entire eve universe and web sites until they have fully checked the all logs, causing all of the Eve users to hate and dissown you for the disruption you have caused. Meanwhile CCP ban you and all your accounts for life and notifies the police forces in your country that you have hacked thier computers, causing tens of thousands in damage. Which triggers a DMCA breach and hacking charges to be levied on you, which you only find out that evening when armed police smash thier way into your home and drag you away screaming till they breakout the tasers on you. They confiscate all your computers and send you away for a very long time until they decide you didnt hack anything cos it was a SQL Server error on your account. In the end you get exonerated of any wrong doing, but you have lost your job, your friends, your gf, and had been disowned by your entire family and thrown out on the street. So eventually you get your computer stuff back after a couple of years with the hard drives wiped clean for security purposes and it soo old it cannot run the M$ current operating system or any games, You have to pawn all the gear as you are homeless and have nowhere to keep it. So there you are, you get your life back, but your reputation is ruined for ever and you spend the rest of your life in menial low paid jobs and playing RL D&D games cos your blacklisted by all online games and banks as you have the accusation on your credit report. I wish i won the european lottery. You win 10000000000000 Euros. But, you are in America, and nowhere near a money conversion center, so its worthless. I wish I was a ninja granted, however you are now a very obese and out of shape ninja who can barely move his facial muscles, let alone sneak around and kill people i wish that i had a character that had skills to fly sleeper ships, along with the ship, all ammo required, and every last bit of equipment, also that had a cov ops cloak i could shoot from
Tractus Vesica Caldari Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.25 00:08:00 - [826] Originally by: AdmiralDovolski Originally by: Tractus Vesica Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 24/02/2009 22:06:25 Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish this character had 100 million skill points. Granted: But CCP at next downtime flag your account as having been hacked, and instigate emergency lock down of all servers, and offline the entire eve universe and web sites until they have fully checked the all logs, causing all of the Eve users to hate and dissown you for the disruption you have caused. Meanwhile CCP ban you and all your accounts for life and notifies the police forces in your country that you have hacked thier computers, causing tens of thousands in damage. Which triggers a DMCA breach and hacking charges to be levied on you, which you only find out that evening when armed police smash thier way into your home and drag you away screaming till they breakout the tasers on you. They confiscate all your computers and send you away for a very long time until they decide you didnt hack anything cos it was a SQL Server error on your account. In the end you get exonerated of any wrong doing, but you have lost your job, your friends, your gf, and had been disowned by your entire family and thrown out on the street. So eventually you get your computer stuff back after a couple of years with the hard drives wiped clean for security purposes and it soo old it cannot run the M$ current operating system or any games, You have to pawn all the gear as you are homeless and have nowhere to keep it. So there you are, you get your life back, but your reputation is ruined for ever and you spend the rest of your life in menial low paid jobs and playing RL D&D games cos your blacklisted by all online games and banks as you have the accusation on your credit report. I wish i won the european lottery. You win 10000000000000 Euros. But, you are in America, and nowhere near a money conversion center, so its worthless. I wish I was a ninja granted, however you are now a very obese and out of shape ninja who can barely move his facial muscles, let alone sneak around and kill people i wish that i had a character that had skills to fly sleeper ships, along with the ship, all ammo required, and every last bit of equipment, also that had a cov ops cloak i could shoot from Granted, you get all these skills and everything you asked for, but, you forget to upgrade your clone, and are gate camped and podded. I wish I could break the habit of biting my nails...seriously. >>Insert generic signature here<<
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.02.25 00:16:00 - [827] Originally by: Tractus Vesica granted, however you are now a very obese and out of shape ninja who can barely move his facial muscles, let alone sneak around and kill people i wish that i had a character that had skills to fly sleeper ships, along with the ship, all ammo required, and every last bit of equipment, also that had a cov ops cloak i could shoot from Granted, you get all these skills and everything you asked for, but, you forget to upgrade your clone, and are gate camped and podded. I wish I could break the habit of biting my nails...seriously. Granted. You discover a new mystery liquid that stops you from biting your nails. Much to your dismay, you bite your nails anyways and discover what you are putting in your mouth is goat semen. I wish that Paris Hilton would die in a hilarious way already.... (adding "ingame" to be safe, but please, be creative with this. make it not eve-related)
Evthron Macyntire	Posted - 2009.02.25 06:24:00 - [828] Originally by: JordanParey Originally by: Tractus Vesica granted, however you are now a very obese and out of shape ninja who can barely move his facial muscles, let alone sneak around and kill people i wish that i had a character that had skills to fly sleeper ships, along with the ship, all ammo required, and every last bit of equipment, also that had a cov ops cloak i could shoot from Granted, you get all these skills and everything you asked for, but, you forget to upgrade your clone, and are gate camped and podded. I wish I could break the habit of biting my nails...seriously. Granted. You discover a new mystery liquid that stops you from biting your nails. Much to your dismay, you bite your nails anyways and discover what you are putting in your mouth is goat semen. I wish that Paris Hilton would die in a hilarious way already.... (adding "ingame" to be safe, but please, be creative with this. make it not eve-related) Granted, she contracts Herpes from sitting on a toilet seat, her immune system is already compromised due to poor kidney and liver function from all the booze, she breaks out in boils and looks hideous before a slow death. You used the toilet seat before her :( I wish I knew what the black stuff is that collects underneath my mouse on the pads. ------------------------------ Sigs like this.
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.02.25 08:18:00 - [829] Originally by: Evthron Macyntire Granted, she contracts Herpes from sitting on a toilet seat, her immune system is already compromised due to poor kidney and liver function from all the booze, she breaks out in boils and looks hideous before a slow death. You used the toilet seat before her :( I wish I knew what the black stuff is that collects underneath my mouse on the pads. Granted, but what you discover is so shocking and horrible that it causes you to have a complete meltdown. I wish that my friends would stop dragging me into their drama.
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.25 16:33:00 - [830] Originally by: JordanParey I wish that my friends would stop dragging me into their drama. Done, you do something so shockingly stupid that causes all of your friends and family to disown you. Nobody wants to even be assossiated with your name, much less your friend. You die alone. I wish my computer along with 2 windows facing the sun didn't turn my computer room into a scortching Oven. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.

Tractus Vesica Caldari Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.25 18:37:00 - [831] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: JordanParey I wish that my friends would stop dragging me into their drama. Done, you do something so shockingly stupid that causes all of your friends and family to disown you. Nobody wants to even be assossiated with your name, much less your friend. You die alone. I wish my computer along with 2 windows facing the sun didn't turn my computer room into a scortching Oven. Done, its becomes so frigid your nipples are hard enough to cut glass. I wish I would stop coming back and trolling this thread, like the rest of you guys. >>Insert generic signature here<<
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.02.25 18:55:00 - [832] Originally by: Tractus Vesica Done, its becomes so frigid your nipples are hard enough to cut glass. I wish I would stop coming back and trolling this thread, like the rest of you guys. Granted, though you immediately start getting spam in your personal inbox from 7s7 claiming that you must have also been abducted for anal probing by butt-loving space aliens. You eventually become a die-hard conspiracy theorist yourself, and your family, friends, and even your dog disown you. All because of a simple trollpost in this thread I wish that I wasn't so tired.
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.02.25 23:02:00 - [833] Originally by: JordanParey I wish that I wasn't so tired. Granted. You now have bags of energy. However, this raises supicious eyebrows locally and folk start to talk. Some ill-informed meddler 'phones crimestoppers on you and the rozzers arrive to check your place out. The raid finds nothing, but not wanting to waste the warrant, plod "discovers" 5 kilos of scag and several grammes of bolivian marching powder hidden in the cupboard under your stairs and an extended vacation at one of HM's Hostelries ensues. You end up being more tired than you were to start with due to 23 hours a day enforced idleness, and now in constant fear of being "befriended" by Mr Big who's in with the warders as well. I wish I was in Greenhall Whitley land... ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.27 08:06:00 - [834] Originally by: Jago Kain I wish I was in Greenhall Whitley land... You clear customs and enter Greenhall Whitley Land, where hearts are warm and the beer is cool, completely unaware of the tense political situation there Tension have been high with neighboring Margaritaville over the issue of extraditing their lost shaker of salt. Which they believe is hiding in Greenhall Whitley land. The exact flashpoint is unknown, some people claim there's a woman to blame, but you know it's your own damm fault Some day you're going back, to the safety you knooooow so well. But you are going to stay there all season.Since as you were fleeing to shelter, you step on a pop-top mine, and blew out your flip flop, along with most of your leg. Perhaps you think of me, as I think of you lying in a Red Cross Hospital. I wish I had actually heard both of those songs before I ripped them apart and further more why do i even need a sig?
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.02.27 09:09:00 - [835] Edited by: JordanParey on 27/02/2009 09:09:44 Originally by: Culmen I wish I had actually heard both of those songs before I ripped them apart Granted. On a trip to the Middle East, you are mistaken for a jihadist and taken to a 'black site' in Turkey for 'questioning'. After being forced to listen to both songs while being waterboarded, put into stress positions, zapped with a cattle prod, and being near-frozen to death with an industrial air conditioner (then being blasted with the heater), you are now insane. All your capacity to recognize reality as we know it is skewed. I wish that I could do something to help my friend..she's had a bad day..
Tractus Vesica Caldari Frater Adhuc Excessum	Posted - 2009.03.02 17:56:00 - [836] Originally by: JordanParey Edited by: JordanParey on 27/02/2009 09:09:44 Originally by: Culmen I wish I had actually heard both of those songs before I ripped them apart Granted. On a trip to the Middle East, you are mistaken for a jihadist and taken to a 'black site' in Turkey for 'questioning'. After being forced to listen to both songs while being waterboarded, put into stress positions, zapped with a cattle prod, and being near-frozen to death with an industrial air conditioner (then being blasted with the heater), you are now insane. All your capacity to recognize reality as we know it is skewed. I wish that I could do something to help my friend..she's had a bad day.. Granted. You now have aides. I wish that cancer which is Islam had never come to be. >>Insert generic signature here<<
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.03.02 18:50:00 - [837] Edited by: Jago Kain on 02/03/2009 18:51:01 edit; nice corruption Culmen; I thought it doubtful anyone would get the reference... I'm obviously not the only old-arse in here :) Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish that cancer which is Islam had never come to be. Even I'm not touching that one with a barge pole. Shame on you Mr Intolerance. I wish he hadn't said that. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.03.03 00:40:00 - [838] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 03/03/2009 00:41:24 Originally by: Tractus Vesica Originally by: JordanParey Edited by: JordanParey on 27/02/2009 09:09:44 Originally by: Culmen I wish I had actually heard both of those songs before I ripped them apart Granted. On a trip to the Middle East, you are mistaken for a jihadist and taken to a 'black site' in Turkey for 'questioning'. After being forced to listen to both songs while being waterboarded, put into stress positions, zapped with a cattle prod, and being near-frozen to death with an industrial air conditioner (then being blasted with the heater), you are now insane. All your capacity to recognize reality as we know it is skewed. I wish that I could do something to help my friend..she's had a bad day.. Granted. You now have aides. I wish that cancer which is Islam had never come to be. There is a cancer that cures all other cancers, and when all other cancers are gone it destroys itself. It is optically spread, all you have to do is look at someone and they get it. It is called Islam, the one cancer to cure all others. However, you wished it gone, so it is now gone. Nice job, we could have cured cancer, jackass. Im ignoring jago because he didn't corrupt properly. I wish I could teleport. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
Tractus Vesica Caldari Frater Adhuc Excessum	Posted - 2009.03.03 18:11:00 - [839] Originally by: Jago Kain Edited by: Jago Kain on 02/03/2009 18:51:01 edit; nice corruption Culmen; I thought it doubtful anyone would get the reference... I'm obviously not the only old-arse in here :) Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish that cancer which is Islam had never come to be. Even I'm not touching that one with a barge pole. Shame on you Mr Intolerance. I wish he hadn't said that. Why must I be tolerant of a violent and ignorant cult? People seem to have this idea, drilled into their skulls, that we must be tolerant of everyone and everything. That is not so, if something insults your beliefs and intelligence, you are by no means REQUIRED to tolerate it. Why have we become such a politically correct society? Holy ****. >>Insert generic signature here<<
Kira Dae Caldari	Posted - 2009.03.03 19:00:00 - [840] I wish people wouldn't be huge bigots and judge everyone of a race/culture/religion by the most vociferous members of the race/culture/religion like we all go around doing the exact same horrifying things.


CCP Mitnal C C P CCP	Posted - 2009.03.03 20:53:00 - [841] Stay on topic of corrupted wishes, otherwise this thread will be locked. Mitnal Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Email

LaVista Vista	Posted - 2009.03.03 20:56:00 - [842] Originally by: CCP Mitnal Stay on topic of corrupted wishes, otherwise this thread will be locked. Granted. However you now have to stop posting entirely. I wish that I could get pink bars around my posts
Devilspawn666	Posted - 2009.03.03 21:32:00 - [843] Originally by: LaVista Vista I wish that I could get pink bars around my posts Granted, every post you make is marked with Pink bars. Because of this all the other members of the CSM demand to know why you got bars and they didn't. Thus digging and questioning ensues, and they uncover a scandel between you and Eris Discordia, complete with compromising photos. Being everyone loves Eris, you are forced to step down shamefully and endure an unending ridicule at the hands of the players for your indiscretions. I wish I had some fresh edible apple strudel.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory	Posted - 2009.03.04 00:35:00 - [844] granted. But while eating it a plane that is flying overhead has one of its engines blow out. Everyone is perfectly fine but when you heard the explosion you freaked out and the apple strudel went everywhere. I wish I could teleport. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
LaVista Vista	Posted - 2009.03.04 10:04:00 - [845] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted. But while eating it a plane that is flying overhead has one of its engines blow out. Everyone is perfectly fine but when you heard the explosion you freaked out and the apple strudel went everywhere. I wish I could teleport. Granted. You are now an electron. Ohhh, see, a positron! /me hides I wish that the forums were upgraded
Tractus Vesica Caldari Frater Adhuc Excessum	Posted - 2009.03.05 04:37:00 - [846] Originally by: LaVista Vista Originally by: Epegi Givo granted. But while eating it a plane that is flying overhead has one of its engines blow out. Everyone is perfectly fine but when you heard the explosion you freaked out and the apple strudel went everywhere. I wish I could teleport. Granted. You are now an electron. Ohhh, see, a positron! /me hides I wish that the forums were upgraded Granted. The upgrades suck. I wish I could get my friend to dump her boyfriend and go out with me instead. Hes a douche bag. -------------------------------------------------------------- "Youtube, its like a pitri dish of stupid." -Myself
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.03.05 07:12:00 - [847] Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I could get my friend to dump her boyfriend and go out with me instead. Hes a douche bag. Granted. She dumps him and goes out with you... but unfortunately only to the flicks and restaurants. You get to pick up all the pieces and rebuild her shattered self-confidence and spend a futile and hopeful three months as her cuddle-***** and emotional baggage handler. Having helped her in her time of need, she repays you by hooking up with a die-hard greasy biker type who hands her 'round his mates like a bag of sweets and does unpleasant things to her involving fruit and whippets. I wish this thread would just die. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Ranik Sandaris Caldari The Centurions Eternus Imperium Alliance	Posted - 2009.03.05 15:00:00 - [848] Originally by: Jago Kain Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I could get my friend to dump her boyfriend and go out with me instead. Hes a douche bag. Granted. She dumps him and goes out with you... but unfortunately only to the flicks and restaurants. You get to pick up all the pieces and rebuild her shattered self-confidence and spend a futile and hopeful three months as her cuddle-***** and emotional baggage handler. Having helped her in her time of need, she repays you by hooking up with a die-hard greasy biker type who hands her 'round his mates like a bag of sweets and does unpleasant things to her involving fruit and whippets. I wish this thread would just die. Granted, but by some bizare twist of fate it sucks you in to the internetz in the process and you spend the rest of your wretched existence as a mudkip. I wish i had some lunch
Tractus Vesica Caldari Frater Adhuc Excessum	Posted - 2009.03.05 18:08:00 - [849] Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Originally by: Jago Kain Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I could get my friend to dump her boyfriend and go out with me instead. Hes a douche bag. Granted. She dumps him and goes out with you... but unfortunately only to the flicks and restaurants. You get to pick up all the pieces and rebuild her shattered self-confidence and spend a futile and hopeful three months as her cuddle-***** and emotional baggage handler. Having helped her in her time of need, she repays you by hooking up with a die-hard greasy biker type who hands her 'round his mates like a bag of sweets and does unpleasant things to her involving fruit and whippets. I wish this thread would just die. Granted, but by some bizare twist of fate it sucks you in to the internetz in the process and you spend the rest of your wretched existence as a mudkip. I wish i had some lunch Granted. You have an elegant buffet spread before you... I covered it in cyanide. ENJOY! i wish this thread would live...FOREVER!!! -------------------------------------------------------------- "Youtube, its like a pitri dish of stupid." -Myself
Tractus Vesica Caldari Frater Adhuc Excessum	Posted - 2009.03.09 17:06:00 - [850] I think I just killed the thread. -------------------------------------------------------------- "Youtube, its like a pitri dish of stupid." -Myself

Cyonidicus	Posted - 2009.03.09 22:34:00 - [851] Edited by: Cyonidicus on 09/03/2009 22:35:38 Edited by: Cyonidicus on 09/03/2009 22:34:59 Originally by: Tractus Vesica Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Originally by: Jago Kain Granted, but by some bizare twist of fate it sucks you in to the internetz in the process and you spend the rest of your wretched existence as a mudkip. I wish i had some lunch[/quote Granted. You have an elegant buffet spread before you... I covered it in cyanide. ENJOY! i wish this thread would live...FOREVER!!! Granted, this thread lives forever, but you spend every waking hour on it and slowly waste away into some kind of aneamic cyborg. I wish I had a better pair of snowboard boots.
Red Thunder tr0pa de elite Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.03.09 22:52:00 - [852] Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Granted, this thread lives forever, but you spend every waking hour on it and slowly waste away into some kind of aneamic cyborg. I wish I had a better pair of snowboard boots. Granted. You now have rocket powered snowboots and a lack of common sense. I guess you can fill in the rest. I wish I hadnt just eaten this entire packet of ginger biscuits... Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines
Dark Spartan796 Caldari So Cash Industries	Posted - 2009.03.10 18:26:00 - [853] Originally by: Red Thunder Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Granted, this thread lives forever, but you spend every waking hour on it and slowly waste away into some kind of aneamic cyborg. I wish I had a better pair of snowboard boots. Granted. You now have rocket powered snowboots and a lack of common sense. I guess you can fill in the rest. I wish I hadnt just eaten this entire packet of ginger biscuits... Granted, but now you're really hungry, and all that there is to eat are rusty nails. I wish I could fly my Hyperion battleship NOW, as opposed to next weekend.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.10 23:40:00 - [854] Originally by: Dark Spartan796 Originally by: Red Thunder Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Granted, this thread lives forever, but you spend every waking hour on it and slowly waste away into some kind of aneamic cyborg. I wish I had a better pair of snowboard boots. Granted. You now have rocket powered snowboots and a lack of common sense. I guess you can fill in the rest. I wish I hadnt just eaten this entire packet of ginger biscuits... Granted, but now you're really hungry, and all that there is to eat are rusty nails. I wish I could fly my Hyperion battleship NOW, as opposed to next weekend. Granted you can fly your BS but you run into pirates and get podded and you forgot to update your clone. Your sp resets to 2000 sp enough that you can realize what just happened and live in misery at the loss of your ship and your otherself. I wish I had the $$ to keep playing Eve
AdmiralDovolski Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2009.03.11 01:24:00 - [855] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Dark Spartan796 Originally by: Red Thunder Originally by: Ranik Sandaris Granted, this thread lives forever, but you spend every waking hour on it and slowly waste away into some kind of aneamic cyborg. I wish I had a better pair of snowboard boots. Granted. You now have rocket powered snowboots and a lack of common sense. I guess you can fill in the rest. I wish I hadnt just eaten this entire packet of ginger biscuits... Granted, but now you're really hungry, and all that there is to eat are rusty nails. I wish I could fly my Hyperion battleship NOW, as opposed to next weekend. Granted you can fly your BS but you run into pirates and get podded and you forgot to update your clone. Your sp resets to 2000 sp enough that you can realize what just happened and live in misery at the loss of your ship and your otherself. I wish I had the $$ to keep playing Eve Granted, you rob a bank. you are then caught and put in jail 5 seconds after resubbing all 500 accounts for a year. i wish i never failed at anything
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.03.11 03:28:00 - [856] Originally by: AdmiralDovolski i wish i never failed at anything Granted, you are just significantly below par at everything. You can't get a job and die of poverty I wish people would stop pyramid quoting in this thread and further more why do i even need a sig?
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.03.11 04:30:00 - [857] granted, now they are hourglass quoting instead. I wish I had one of those time-turners from the third Harry Potter book. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.11 14:32:00 - [858] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, now they are hourglass quoting instead. I wish I had one of those time-turners from the third Harry Potter book. Granted but you don't know how to use it and end up creating a time paradox and are murdered by your future and past selves. I wish women would just say what they mean instead of dragging a point out into a novel
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.03.11 16:19:00 - [859] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, now they are hourglass quoting instead. I wish I had one of those time-turners from the third Harry Potter book. Granted but you don't know how to use it and end up creating a time paradox and are murdered by your future and past selves. I wish women would just say what they mean instead of dragging a point out into a novel Granted. After you find out what they really mean you wish things were back the way they were. I wish that Time Warner would run their cable the .6 miles from the end of the road to my house.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.12 04:53:00 - [860] Originally by: Astrid Karel Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, now they are hourglass quoting instead. I wish I had one of those time-turners from the third Harry Potter book. Granted but you don't know how to use it and end up creating a time paradox and are murdered by your future and past selves. I wish women would just say what they mean instead of dragging a point out into a novel Granted. After you find out what they really mean you wish things were back the way they were. I wish that Time Warner would run their cable the .6 miles from the end of the road to my house. Granted but due to the high costs of running additional cable. Your monthly bill is 7x everyone elses.

Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.12 04:55:00 - [861] I wish I had a dollar for every post made in this thread. That was legal tender and was indesctructable and was given freely by each person who makes a post. SO there for it cannot be said to be stolen or destroyed. I will keep it all in a safe so that no one will rob me.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.03.12 05:35:00 - [862] granted, but then Germany takes over the world in a few days, and to punish the Americans for thwarting them so many times in the past any person found in possession of American currency is shot on sight. I wish ITunes would let me download any song or video I want for free. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.03.12 09:39:00 - [863] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish ITunes would let me download any song or video I want for free. Granted. iTuneswill let you download all the songs you like for free. However, the record companies wants their money. They band together and sue you for the worth of the songs (about 30 bucks so far) and law suit costs, $37 000. Boy are those lawyers expensive! I wish for a golden computer. Real solid gold! Still functional as a computer and with the same performance as my computer I own now. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
Nexus Vaikai Caldari Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.03.12 15:04:00 - [864] Originally by: Aesgrim Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish ITunes would let me download any song or video I want for free. Granted. iTuneswill let you download all the songs you like for free. However, the record companies wants their money. They band together and sue you for the worth of the songs (about 30 bucks so far) and law suit costs, $37 000. Boy are those lawyers expensive! I wish for a golden computer. Real solid gold! Still functional as a computer and with the same performance as my computer I own now. granted but its built by Dell and the cost alone puts you in debt by 200,000,000.99 and keeping up to the usual Dell standards it explodes in a firey disaster 3 months later. I wish for one wish that didnt get corrupted.
Terail Zoqial Caldari	Posted - 2009.03.12 19:13:00 - [865] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish for one wish that didnt get corrupted. You don't get a corrupted wish, the cruel gods instead give you FIVE, these consist of insanely itchy lesions on the genitals, being terribly ugly to an extent you abhor you own image, never having sex again, blindness and eternal life. I wish the human race was more intelligent
Aloriana Jacques Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2009.03.12 19:58:00 - [866] Originally by: Terail Zoqial I wish the human race was more intelligent Granted. However, due to the fact that humans only use a small percentage of their brain to think, the overload causes anyone who has not watched more than 9,000 hours of reality tv to run around in circles as they scream in terror as their brains melt and drip out there noses while they hallucinate that a giant boulder is falling from the sky and only their mother's pink umbrella will save them. I wish I wasn't sick anymore. sniffles and coughs :\ - - - Aloriana Jacques - Skill Sheet
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.03.12 19:59:00 - [867] Edited by: Aesgrim on 12/03/2009 20:00:39 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish the human race was more intelligent Granted. Humanity becomes in an instant more intelligent. The first thing we do is to crank up the yeild on the nuclear warheads. One thing leads to another and soon we descend into a nuclear winter. But it was some nifty explosions though! I wish I could, at will, magnify my eyesight 10x making me able to see things far away easier. There would be no apparent physical difference at all and I can change back to my normal "magnification" whenever I want. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.03.12 20:02:00 - [868] Originally by: Aesgrim Originally by: Terail Zoqial Originally by: Nexus Vaikai I wish the human race was more intelligent Granted. Humanity becomes in an instant more intelligent. The first thing we do is to crank up the yeild on the nuclear warheads. One thing leads to another and soon we descend into a nuclear winter. But it was some nifty explosions though! I wish I could, at will, magnify my eyesight 10x making me able to see things far away easier. There would be no apparent physical difference at all and I can change back to my normal "magnification" whenever I want. Aloriana: You are not sniffling-and-coughing sick anymore, rather, God decides to make a funny and causes you to start bleeding from the nose, mouth, and anus. Aesgrim: Granted, however, you are busted for being a peeping tom when you stand outside your ex-girlfriend's parents' house to see if her mom really did get that boob job. I wish that all the little children in Appalachia would go to school and become doctors.
A Belladonna	Posted - 2009.03.13 05:46:00 - [869] Granted, they all barely passed as psychiatrists. Now they spent all their time arguing over misdignoses, giving all their patients further psychological issues. I wish for man (and woman) to come together in an age of peace and prosperity, and move beyond the endless persuit of ISK... I mean money ;)


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