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Daelin Blackleaf
No Joy Corp Pride - Honor - Duty
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Posted - 2007.03.20 17:01:00 -
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Originally by: Gindar
Quote: i wish i had the perfect job.
You have it, the perfect job is doing nothing, sadly it doesn't pay very well.
I wish I had more reasons to use words such as defenestration and discombobulated on a daily basis.
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Daelin Blackleaf
No Joy Corp Pride - Honor - Duty
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Posted - 2007.03.20 17:03:00 -
[32]
I also wish that my text would return to the correct size...
...oooo wish granted
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Austinus
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:02:00 -
[33]
I wish I had more reasons to use words such as defenestration and discombobulated on a daily basis.
the world exploads with culture...tahh dahhh! but in the explosion you hit your head and become so discombobulated that you forever forget the english language and there's nothing for either word in sign language
i wish it wasn't so ******* cold outside today
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Lord MuffloN
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.20 20:24:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Austinus
I wish I had more reasons to use words such as defenestration and discombobulated on a daily basis.
the world exploads with culture...tahh dahhh! but in the explosion you hit your head and become so discombobulated that you forever forget the english language and there's nothing for either word in sign language
i wish it wasn't so ******* cold outside today
Granted, it's now 100 degrees celcius outside you.
I wish for a non lagged Motsu/Saila.
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Strong Badd
Trogdor the Burninator Corporation
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Posted - 2007.03.20 21:45:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Lord MuffloN
Originally by: Austinus
I wish I had more reasons to use words such as defenestration and discombobulated on a daily basis.
the world exploads with culture...tahh dahhh! but in the explosion you hit your head and become so discombobulated that you forever forget the english language and there's nothing for either word in sign language
i wish it wasn't so ******* cold outside today
Granted, it's now 100 degrees celcius outside you.
I wish for a non lagged Motsu/Saila. Granted. The reduced lag comes from all missions being removed from the game.
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Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.20 23:02:00 -
[36]
Granted, but you forgot to add a wish so you get run over by a noob jsut getting use to his Ibis.
I wish I had a new computer.
No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
tern endings
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Posted - 2007.03.21 02:53:00 -
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Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but you forgot to add a wish so you get run over by a noob jsut getting use to his Ibis. (LMFAO)
I wish I had a new computer.
you get your new comp, only to find the hardware is far too advanced to run eve and you have to stop playing forever
I wish there was a skill that shortened the time it took to clone jump again
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Alvar Ursidae
Amarr Militis Fortuna
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Posted - 2007.03.21 03:32:00 -
[38]
You find the skill that allows you to jump clone faster and fast, only it's first jump is into the clone of a Goon fleet member, played by a 13yo boy, with fantasies about the next door neighbour's dog, 'Benjimina'.
I wish I could be plugged into a 3d virtual version of eve, and actually SEE what it looks like! Fully, immersively.
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Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.21 04:34:00 -
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Edited by: Drake Arson on 21/03/2007 04:30:26 Granted, but when you have had enough of getting blown up, you get unplugged and thrown into a fatal state of mindlock.
I wish I knew what to wish for. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
MrShooter
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2007.03.21 09:32:00 -
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Originally by: Drake Arson Edited by: Drake Arson on 21/03/2007 04:30:26 Granted, but when you have had enough of getting blown up, you get unplugged and thrown into a fatal state of mindlock.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
You wanted to wish for a fleet of titans to take over the universe. But unfortunately you used up your wish in order to figure out what you wanted to wish for in the first place.
I wish I had a +100 attribute implant.
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Gyrolion Blade
Caldari VIRTUAL LIFE VANGUARD Galactic-Federation
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Posted - 2007.03.21 09:44:00 -
[41]
Originally by: MrShooter
Originally by: Drake Arson Edited by: Drake Arson on 21/03/2007 04:30:26 Granted, but when you have had enough of getting blown up, you get unplugged and thrown into a fatal state of mindlock.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
You wanted to wish for a fleet of titans to take over the universe. But unfortunately you used up your wish in order to figure out what you wanted to wish for in the first place.
I wish I had a +100 attribute implant.
Granted, that implant costed you so much that you are now broke. And you have to take it up at Jita 4-4 so after installing the implant and undocking you get shot by priveteers and you lose the implant including all your money and you only t2 fitted ship that was not insured.
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Austinus
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Posted - 2007.03.21 13:19:00 -
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I wish that I had some real life friends
granted. soon, they start taking up so much of your time that you stop playing all games
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dennyreborn
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Posted - 2007.03.21 14:35:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Austinus
I wish that I had some real life friends
granted. soon, they start taking up so much of your time that you stop playing all games
you forgot to wish. you are killed by a herd of stampeding elephants.
I wish for 30% of every currency in the world.
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Deviana Sevidon
Gallente easyCredits Event-Horizon
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Posted - 2007.03.21 14:37:00 -
[44]
Quote: I wish that I had some real life friends
Granted. Soon one of your new friends accesses your computer while visiting you and getting access to all your eve-account data. He sells your character on ebay and when you petition him, it only results in a lifetime ban for you and the person who bought your character.
I wish I had a Machariel BPO.
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Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.03.28 04:28:00 -
[45]
Granted, but the BPO was made by a drunk scientist so when you attempt to open fire, it activates self distruct.
I wish I had a Deimos that cannot harm me in any way shape or form. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
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Kaemonn
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.03.28 05:46:00 -
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Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, but the BPO was made by a drunk scientist so when you attempt to open fire, it activates self distruct.
I wish I had a Deimos that cannot harm me in any way shape or form.
Granted, but the drones in the Deimos's drone bay turn on you and blow it up.
I wish Jessica Alba was my GF.
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Ket Halpak
ANZAC ALLIANCE Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.28 06:17:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Kaemonn
I wish Jessica Alba was my GF.
Granted, but then she comes out of the closet on TV and just wants to be friends. (i'm evil!)
I wish I was immortal
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Sheriff Jones
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Posted - 2007.03.28 06:44:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Ket Halpak
Originally by: Kaemonn
I wish Jessica Alba was my GF.
Granted, but then she comes out of the closet on TV and just wants to be friends. (i'm evil!)
I wish I was immortal
Granted, but then Ket comes out of the closet, and becomes immortal too, and you realise you like it "that" way. I'm evil'er
I wish for a corrupted wish of a million dollars, which would get corrupted and not be corrupted
Originally by: Curzon Dax 1. I am not singing Ducktales.
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Vegetto Ichikai
Caldari Point-Zero Ratel Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.28 09:01:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Ket Halpak
Originally by: Kaemonn
I wish Jessica Alba was my GF.
Granted, but then she comes out of the closet on TV and just wants to be friends. (i'm evil!)
I wish I was immortal
Granted, but then Ket comes out of the closet, and becomes immortal too, and you realise you like it "that" way. I'm evil'er
I wish for a corrupted wish of a million dollars, which would get corrupted and not be corrupted
But then u'd have to declare it to the IRS and get taxed on it and your friends would all drop hints that they wish they had enough money for a round of drinks..
I wish i had my own island with a talking money called Geoff and two opposing colonies of beautiful women who would have a monthly battle to decide who would be my queen for that month..loser does the dishes.
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Vito Carlioni
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Posted - 2007.03.28 10:47:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Vegetto Ichikai
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Ket Halpak
Originally by: Kaemonn
I wish Jessica Alba was my GF.
Granted, but then she comes out of the closet on TV and just wants to be friends. (i'm evil!)
I wish I was immortal
Granted, but then Ket comes out of the closet, and becomes immortal too, and you realise you like it "that" way. I'm evil'er
I wish for a corrupted wish of a million dollars, which would get corrupted and not be corrupted
But then u'd have to declare it to the IRS and get taxed on it and your friends would all drop hints that they wish they had enough money for a round of drinks..
I wish i had my own island with a talking money called Geoff and two opposing colonies of beautiful women who would have a monthly battle to decide who would be my queen for that month..loser does the dishes.
Granted but the talking monkey geoff chops off your love length while you sleep in your hammock, realising this the opposing colonies of beautiful women turn to geoff (said talking monkey) and make him king. You however are left with no pork sword and extremely large pile of crusty dishes to wash.
I wish for 3 banana skins, 1 rabbit pelt, and the may 1973 editon of Trout Fishing Weekly.
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Vegetto Ichikai
Caldari Point-Zero Ratel Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.28 11:55:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Vito Carlioni
Originally by: Vegetto Ichikai
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Originally by: Ket Halpak
Originally by: Kaemonn
I wish Jessica Alba was my GF.
Granted, but then she comes out of the closet on TV and just wants to be friends. (i'm evil!)
I wish I was immortal
Granted, but then Ket comes out of the closet, and becomes immortal too, and you realise you like it "that" way. I'm evil'er
I wish for a corrupted wish of a million dollars, which would get corrupted and not be corrupted
But then u'd have to declare it to the IRS and get taxed on it and your friends would all drop hints that they wish they had enough money for a round of drinks..
I wish i had my own island with a talking money called Geoff and two opposing colonies of beautiful women who would have a monthly battle to decide who would be my queen for that month..loser does the dishes.
Granted but the talking monkey geoff chops off your love length while you sleep in your hammock, realising this the opposing colonies of beautiful women turn to geoff (said talking monkey) and make him king. You however are left with no pork sword and extremely large pile of crusty dishes to wash.
I wish for 3 banana skins, 1 rabbit pelt, and the may 1973 editon of Trout Fishing Weekly.
Granted. But whilst reading the Trout Fishing Weekly, you slip on the banana skins on the floor. Whilst incapacitated, a rabbit army engulfs your house in a revenge attack and tortures you for 3 days.
I wish Charlize Theron and Scarlet Johansson had to have a nipple twisting contest over which one gets to do my ironing. The loser gets to take my dogs for a walk.
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Drake Arson
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Posted - 2007.05.27 05:21:00 -
[52]
Granted, by I decide not to give you it lateron and you lsoe everything.
I wish I had my Deimos allreaddy. No enemy is a more deadly enemy then an enemy who has nothing to lose... That, is what Iv'e become. |
Shalia Ripper
Caldari High4Life Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.05.27 06:13:00 -
[53]
Edited by: Shalia Ripper on 27/05/2007 06:16:00
Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, by I decide not to give you it lateron and you lsoe everything.
I wish I had my Deimos allreaddy.
You get your Deimos right after every race that starts with a G is nerfed into oblivion.
I wish that I had more alcohol.
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Sakura Nihil
Tabula Rasa Systems The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2007.05.27 07:38:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Shalia Ripper Edited by: Shalia Ripper on 27/05/2007 06:16:00
Originally by: Drake Arson Granted, by I decide not to give you it lateron and you lsoe everything.
I wish I had my Deimos allreaddy.
You get your Deimos right after every race that starts with a G is nerfed into oblivion.
I wish that I had more alcohol.
I bet you won't after you hook up with someone bg tonight...
I wish I could fly a Curse...
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Evelgrivion
Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.05.27 07:53:00 -
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Originally by: Sakura Nihil I wish I could fly a Curse...
Granted, once you buy the Curse you realize: 1. You paid 500,000,000 instead of 50,000,000, and 2. When you actually get to the system, you're instantly vaporized by war targets.
I wish I had all the money I *actually* needed in life.
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SonicCJK
The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.05.27 13:01:00 -
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and then you realized, you have no life.
I wish I could afford a bigger flat with decen kitchen.
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lofty29
Athanasius Inc.
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Posted - 2007.05.27 13:29:00 -
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But with the amount you play eve, a higher paying job is out of the question.
I wish that candlejack was here, then I could... --- My sig has gone into exile
This poster likes to tempt forum mods and has been voted most likely to get killed by an angry alligator - Ductoris |
ReaperOfSly
Gallente Lyrus Associates Betrayal Under Mayhem
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Posted - 2007.05.27 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29 But with the amount you play eve, a higher paying job is out of the question.
I wish that candlejack was here, then I could...
But he already is here cos you said his name.
I wish I could fit a doomsday device to my shuttle. --------------------------------------------------------------------
Beer is my religion. Guinness is my God. |
Kazuo Ishiguro
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Posted - 2007.05.27 16:57:00 -
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Granted, but the shuttle never has enough cap to fire it.
I'll settle for an incorruptible wish. ------ Spreadsheets: Top speed calculation - Halo Implant tanking |
Fayn Trak
Gallente Myridian Trading Systems
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Posted - 2007.05.27 18:01:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Nebulous
I wish my hyperion had one less low slot and one more mid slot, with a MWD bonus instead of an armor rep bonus.
Granted but you seem to be unable to undock with this new configuration.
I wish there was more time in the day.
A herd of cattle A flock of geese A lot of isk remember when sigs were text? |
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