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Alz Shado
Ever Flow
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Posted - 2008.06.10 19:54:00 -
[391]
Originally by: Drake Arson I wish I had DEV powers.
Granted. Now you have to spend at least half your life explaining every decision you make to hordes of forum trolls, who will never be satisfied no matter what you do.
I wish I had some frozen yogurt.
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"Kill a man one is a murderer; kill a million, a conqueror; kill them all, a God." -- Jean Rostand |
zurich93
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.06.10 23:58:00 -
[392]
But then you will eat it too fast and get brain freeze
I wish i was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Nope starts here actually :O -----Sig starts here------- <3 Kaemonn eep eep beep heep keep womble... YOU DO NOT POSESS THE POWER TO DISGUINISH MY SIG FROM MY POST MWHAHAHA
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Gallente Lieutenant
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Posted - 2008.06.11 06:57:00 -
[393]
Originally by: zurich93 But then you will eat it too fast and get brain freeze
I wish i was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
But there is no water in space, and have fun piercing the metal armor of the Ibis with your swords
I wish I have no wish |
Bahhs Deep
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Posted - 2008.06.11 10:28:00 -
[394]
Originally by: Gallente Lieutenant
Originally by: zurich93 But then you will eat it too fast and get brain freeze
I wish i was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
But there is no water in space, and have fun piercing the metal armor of the Ibis with your swords
I wish I have no wish
Then you wont have anything to wish for!
I wish to have Friggin' Sharks with friggin' lasers on their friggin' heads! |
Calvin Firenze
Trident Enterprises Atrum Tempestas Foedus
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Posted - 2008.06.11 21:27:00 -
[395]
Originally by: Bahhs Deep I wish to have Friggin' Sharks with friggin' lasers on their friggin' heads!
Granted, but they're little mini sharks and only laser pointers.
I wish I didn't have to go to work today
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Kolwrath
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2008.06.11 21:30:00 -
[396]
Originally by: Calvin Firenze
I wish I didn't have to go to work today
Granted, but you without work you wont have EVE subscription money.
I wish I had a faster computer.
Originally by: Chaos Space Marines
Do you hear the voices, too?!?!
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Siberys
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Posted - 2008.06.11 21:34:00 -
[397]
Originally by: Kolwrath
Originally by: Calvin Firenze
I wish I didn't have to go to work today
Granted, but you without work you wont have EVE subscription money.
I wish I had a faster computer.
With one byte of memory. I wish I had a girlfriend.
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DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.11 22:44:00 -
[398]
Originally by: Siberys
I wish I had a girlfriend.
You do. 5 minutes later she gives you a deadly STD. 10 minutes later she dies leaving you girlfriendless. 2 Years later you're relatives are releaved that you're finally dead after the 1 year 364 days 23 hours 50 minutes of horrifying pain you've been in from said STD.
I wish the next person wouldn't get a wish. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
Rane Javoke
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.06.11 23:11:00 -
[399]
Edited by: Rane Javoke on 11/06/2008 23:11:33 But this causes a time paradox when you read your reply a second time, as you become the "next person", thus forcing any divine power in your vicinity to cancel your wish in order to maintain reality.
i wish for higher artillery alpha :)
edit: ninja grammar correction! Signature Your signature exceeds the 24000 byte limit allowed on the forums. -Darth PatchesOnly by 17 bytes! |
mercyonman
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Posted - 2008.06.12 02:31:00 -
[400]
Originally by: Rane Javoke Edited by: Rane Javoke on 11/06/2008 23:11:33 But this causes a time paradox when you read your reply a second time, as you become the "next person", thus forcing any divine power in your vicinity to cancel your wish in order to maintain reality.
i wish for higher artillery alpha :)
edit: ninja grammar correction!
granted but your gun can't shoot eggs at houses
i wish that i could mine an astroid belt in a nano second
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Drake Arson
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.12 03:15:00 -
[401]
Granted. But everytiem you mine, your 8K Cargohold cant hold all of it, jetisoning it out itno space to form a cloud aroudn you, which rends your ship immediatly upon impact.
I wish I owned EVE
Dare you Defy me?!
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Nachshon
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.06.12 04:01:00 -
[402]
Originally by: Drake Arson Granted. But everytiem you mine, your 8K Cargohold cant hold all of it, jetisoning it out itno space to form a cloud aroudn you, which rends your ship immediatly upon impact.
I wish I owned EVE
Granted. You now have to pay property taxes on the whole of New Eden.
I wish the Tribal Liberation Force was invincible. |
DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.12 04:28:00 -
[403]
Edited by: DubanFP on 12/06/2008 04:29:07
Originally by: Nachshon
I wish the Tribal Liberation Force was invincible.
Granted. The entirety of the TLF is now stuck in the middle of space. The nearest player that can kill any of them is over 100 lightyears away.
I wish CCP implimented something I actually cared about instead of FW, and the same thing goes for ambulation. |
Bahhs Deep
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Posted - 2008.06.12 10:38:00 -
[404]
Originally by: DubanFP [Granted. The entirety of the TLF is now stuck in the middle of space. The nearest player that can kill any of them is over 100 lightyears away.
I wish CCP implimented something I actually cared about instead of FW, and the same thing goes for ambulation.
Granted, but after a few hours CCP decides to nerf it.
I wish I had a Ferret Army. |
Betray
The Substitutes
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Posted - 2008.06.12 21:14:00 -
[405]
Granted! My hawk army will eat them allYummy:)
I wish they can un-nerf the WCS Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EVE is the matrix of matrix, while we are just part of matrix, our char is just a part of the matrix's matri |
Calvin Firenze
Trident Enterprises Atrum Tempestas Foedus
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Posted - 2008.06.12 21:24:00 -
[406]
Originally by: Betray
I wish they can un-nerf the WCS
granted...wait, I can't really corrupt that wish, you can't get much more lame than that...
I wish I had a Nissan GT-R
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ceyriot
Induseng Enterprises R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.06.13 04:16:00 -
[407]
Originally by: Calvin Firenze granted...wait, I can't really corrupt that wish, you can't get much more lame than that...
I wish I had a Nissan GT-R
Ooh, nice car - too bad mine ran it over (sorry...)
I wish for my truck to be better than it already is (see link) |
Stephen HB
Mystical Knights Legionnaire Services Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.06.13 11:27:00 -
[408]
Originally by: ceyriot I wish for my truck to be better than it already is (see link)
Granted, but insurance for Trucks-of-Doom is now enough to bankrupt you.
I wish my Abaddon wasn't so fugly. |
edtheshed
Most Wanted INC G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.06.13 12:09:00 -
[409]
Originally by: Stephen HB
Granted, but insurance for Trucks-of-Doom is now enough to bankrupt you.
I wish my Abaddon wasn't so fugly.
granted, but now the beauty of it has blinded you
i wish i could control time |
Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.06.13 12:12:00 -
[410]
Originally by: edtheshed
i wish i could control time
I present to you a TPDD, you may now travel through time at will providing you dont ****up the calculations and destroy the universe, suggest to god that Time Travel cannot exist and/or kill god.
You have now laid the cement of this thread becoming a Haruhiist thread - again.
I wish I had better internet service providings. |
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Bahhs Deep
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Posted - 2008.06.13 16:36:00 -
[411]
Originally by: Kirjava [ I wish I had better internet service providings.
Granted, although the service will cost you roughly Two Grand a month, and you are stuck with that contract for twenty years.
I wish the person below me wishes to marry a goat and name it "Scruffy"
List of People I WILL NOT offer ransoms to. Inoue Zael,Hawk Pryde,Edward England,Kid Brat,Lord Scourge,Slayerseb, Blind John |
Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.06.13 16:40:00 -
[412]
Edited by: Kirjava on 13/06/2008 16:40:35
Originally by: Bahhs Deep
Originally by: Kirjava [ I wish I had better internet service providings.
Granted, although the service will cost you roughly Two Grand a month, and you are stuck with that contract for twenty years.
I wish the person below me wishes to marry a goat and name it "Scruffy"
The Girl you are screwing and love from above suddenly decides to Marry your fathers goat and call it Scruffy.
I wish I owned BT.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Stephen HB
Mystical Knights Legionnaire Services Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.06.14 07:28:00 -
[413]
Originally by: Kirjava I wish I owned BT.
Granted. All BT hate mail is now directed to your inbox.
I wish I had my PhD already. ----------
Character creation guide.
Originally by: Adonis 4174 You killed him to annoy him. He self-destructed to annoy you. You're annoyed thus he wins.
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undercovercynoman
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Posted - 2008.06.14 08:02:00 -
[414]
Originally by: Stephen HB
I wish I had my PhD already.
Granted, but all of the science is now dead, and contract workers and truck drivers now make more money than scientists.
I wish Vida Guerra would marry me and stop letting everyone see her a5s.
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Kain De'Stroi
Epic.
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Posted - 2008.06.14 08:26:00 -
[415]
Originally by: undercovercynoman
I wish Vida Guerra would marry me and stop letting everyone see her a5s.
but then you discover she was a dude who where just roleplaying.
i wish i had a snake implant set. -------- Boost Amarr and I will conquer the Universe - you been warned |
DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.14 16:09:00 -
[416]
Originally by: Kain De'Stroi
i wish i had a snake implant set.
Done. Deadly vipers relentlessly bite you to death from the inside.
I wish I could think of good wish for every good corruption I think of. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
William Pierce
Universal Army
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Posted - 2008.06.14 16:26:00 -
[417]
Granted. You know have a wonderful imagination and can think of great wishes whenever you want. But you tink of so many wonderful wishes, that your view of reality becomes distorted from imagining so many awsome ones. You eventually commit suicide because you realize that it's impossible for all your wishes to come true.
I wish that I had a drake that could solo lvl 5 missions.
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Rebal 88
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.14 16:47:00 -
[418]
Originally by: William Pierce Granted. You know have a wonderful imagination and can think of great wishes whenever you want. But you tink of so many wonderful wishes, that your view of reality becomes distorted from imagining so many awsome ones. You eventually commit suicide because you realize that it's impossible for all your wishes to come true.
I wish that I had a drake that could solo lvl 5 missions.
But the drake has a top speed of 5m/s and a max missle range of 2km.
I wish i had a super hulk that is indestructable with 20 strip miner II's and it was the size of a frieghter and could use a cyno and had a strip miner range bonus of 1000000000000000000000000000000% being able to mine any belt on the system where ever it is.
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Rebal 88
Infernal Syndicate Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.14 17:02:00 -
[419]
granted everyone stops rickrolling people and comes up with another pointless rick roll-esque video to post everywhere. i wish i was a real boy.
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William Pierce
Universal Army
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Posted - 2008.06.14 17:07:00 -
[420]
You become a real boy, only to realize that you wanted to be a girl!
I wish that whatever I wished for in RL came true.
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