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Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.10.27 16:01:00 - [571] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I could jumpclone to work instead of commuting. Granted, you have to work for 24 hours straight before you can go home. After that you get fired for not coming to work for a whole day. Timers a ***** like that. I wish I could make money _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2008.10.27 18:43:00 - [572] Originally by: Culmen I wish I could make money Granted. You get a job for Bob Mugabe working in the Zimbabwean mint. Alas, as you are paid in Zimbabwean dollars, you are unable to print enough during your shift to cover the cost of paying you for that shift and starve to death as a result of hyper-inflation. I wish my natural body odour was that of chocolate and money, so as to make me more attractive to women.
Epegi Givo Amarr Vengeance Imperium	Posted - 2008.10.27 23:22:00 - [573] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 27/10/2008 23:22:23 granted, you now smell strongly like 100-year old chocolate (nasty) and money thats been carried around in a ridiculously fat guy's belly button for a year during a heat-wave. Female flies and mosquitoes seem to love you very much though. I wish I had a towel that never got dirty or wet. -------------------------------------
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.28 00:24:00 - [574] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had a towel that never got dirty or wet. Granted. It'll never get dirty or wet while in that packaging which seems to be impervious to everything short of nuclear weaponry. (Makes for a great coffee table though) I wish I had a flawless neural implant (installed, properly) that handled all my pharmacutecal needs. (painkillers and useful meds) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Sick Sam Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.10.28 00:50:00 - [575] Edited by: Sick Sam on 28/10/2008 00:51:55 Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had a towel that never got dirty or wet. Granted. It'll never get dirty or wet while in that packaging which seems to be impervious to everything short of nuclear weaponry. (Makes for a great coffee table though) I wish I had a flawless neural implant (installed, properly) that handled all my pharmacutecal needs. (painkillers and useful meds) Granted you get your implant, but it is so flawless you never feel pain ever, somebody cuts of your leg and you don't notice and bleed to death. P.S. you was sat down at the time, reading the paper. I wish the Earth had 5 Suns.
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2008.10.28 05:39:00 - [576] Originally by: Sick Sam [ I wish the Earth had 5 Suns. Granted, however all 5 suns quickly collide and then it all collapses and creates a new massive blackhole, swallowing our entire solar system within minutes, and therefore ending this thread. I wish I am reincarnated in another species with all my human memories intact after the great solar collision.
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.28 14:01:00 - [577] Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Sick Sam [ I wish I am reincarnated in another species with all my human memories intact after the great solar collision. Granted. You wake up in an alien society, your brain newly filled with human memories together with the previous alien ones. This makes you "slightly" confused. The question "Who am I?" is very appropriate at this time. However, the alien society is extremely conservative and shun those that stands out of the crowd and thus they will lock you into an asylum for the mentally ill. Those electro shocks you will recieve daily wont exactly help either. However the pills makes you forget both personalities! I wish I can speak german. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
Sniper Wolf18 Gallente Apocalypse Ponies H E L I C O N	Posted - 2008.10.28 16:25:00 - [578] Originally by: AesgrimI wish I can speak german.[/quote Granted. You learn to speak German and become very charismatic at it! You move to Germany, but your views are not seen as acceptable, you overthrow lots of countries with your political finesse and it results in the death and genocide of millions, you eventually get invaded by many nations and commit suicide in your personal bunker! I wish battleship V would finish training!
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.29 00:48:00 - [579] Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 I wish battleship V would finish training! Granted. You now have all racial BSs, including Jove, trained to 5, on Sisi. Oh, the next mirror is tomorrow. I wish I had some nice video footage of Sniper Wolf18 as his last wish was granted. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.10.29 02:46:00 - [580] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 I wish battleship V would finish training! Granted. You now have all racial BSs, including Jove, trained to 5, on Sisi. Oh, the next mirror is tomorrow. I wish I had some nice video footage of Sniper Wolf18 as his last wish was granted. granted, Sniper Wolf18 starts off by singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" while manually stretching his rectum. your eyes bleed. I wish for MOAR COWBELL _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Tobias Xiaosen Gallente The Perfect Storm The Red Skull	Posted - 2008.10.29 04:44:00 - [581] Granted, you are now an insomniac. I wish I could have some kind of machine that would allow me to learn absolutely everything about whatever subject I choose so that I don't have to study it.
Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.10.29 05:14:00 - [582] Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen I wish I could have some kind of machine that would allow me to learn absolutely everything about whatever subject I choose so that I don't have to study it. Granted, you now have all knowledge of any subject, including all the infinite varieties of what it is not and what was thought about it but incorrect. Good luck sifting through the chaff. i wish i had US$20 for every post in this thread _____________________________________________________ Why do i even need a sig?
Epegi Givo Amarr Vengeance Imperium	Posted - 2008.10.29 05:46:00 - [583] Edited by: Epegi Givo on 29/10/2008 05:46:15 granted, however due to a taxes glitch you are charged 30 $ every time you gain 20 $, and the government being such a mess it is it never helps you. I wish people would keep posting so Culmen above me loses every penny he owns. -------------------------------------
Kafner Toy Makers	Posted - 2008.10.29 23:43:00 - [584] Originally by: Epegi Givo Edited by: Epegi Givo on 29/10/2008 05:46:15 granted, however due to a taxes glitch you are charged 30 $ every time you gain 20 $, and the government being such a mess it is it never helps you. I wish people would keep posting so Culmen above me loses every penny he owns. but the U.S. government also accidentally sends out a kill warrant on you. I wish it was raining lemon-lime flavored Gatorade.
Kafner Toy Makers	Posted - 2008.10.30 01:56:00 - [585] but it's also horrible acidic. I wish I knew if I was allowed to corrupt my own wishes.
Loranda Gallente	Posted - 2008.10.30 03:54:00 - [586] Originally by: Kafner but it's also horrible acidic. I wish I knew if I was allowed to corrupt my own wishes. But then you'd end the universe. I want a bunny.
Culmen Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.10.30 04:20:00 - [587] Originally by: Loranda I want a bunny. You are given a rotten infected rabbit corpse and forced to eat it. You die of dysentery I wish i wasn't you Why do i even need a sig?
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.30 16:44:00 - [588] Originally by: Culmen I wish i wasn't you Granted. You are yourself. Thats much, much worse. I wish that I could send electric charges to "zap" other people through the internet. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
DubanFP Caldari Evil ALT Corp	Posted - 2008.10.30 20:59:00 - [589] Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that I could send electric charges to "zap" other people through the internet. You can and you even gain the powers of an Empath. You feel all the pain and suffering of every person in the world, including the people you zap. You go crazy try to kill yourself but fail. The pain it causes your family puts you in a perminent coma where you can only feel the world's pain but not do anything. You can't even scream which makes the world's pain a million times worse. I wish God actually existed so he could tell everyone to STFU and stop killing each other in his name. _______________ "White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer"
Ren Surkova Arcana Imperii Ltd.	Posted - 2008.10.31 00:46:00 - [590] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that I could send electric charges to "zap" other people through the internet. You can and you even gain the powers of an Empath. You feel all the pain and suffering of every person in the world, including the people you zap. You go crazy try to kill yourself but fail. The pain it causes your family puts you in a perminent coma where you can only feel the world's pain but not do anything. You can't even scream which makes the world's pain a million times worse. I wish God actually existed so he could tell everyone to STFU and stop killing each other in his name. ok god exists, but he never gets round to telling people not to kill each other in his name because he'd just too flattered (wouldn't you be?) I wish there was something worth wishing for
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.31 02:25:00 - [591] Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish there was something worth wishing for Granted. I've got it and you can't have it, no matter how hard you wish. I wish I knew how to properly do Tai Chi. (and still maintain the ability to do so) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
imo vestuff	Posted - 2008.10.31 18:43:00 - [592] Originally by: Helen Hunts Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish there was something worth wishing for Granted. I've got it and you can't have it, no matter how hard you wish. I wish I knew how to properly do Tai Chi. (and still maintain the ability to do so) granted - sadly everyone else learned ballet, so your pretty alone. i wish i was blue to bob
DubanFP Caldari Evil ALT Corp	Posted - 2008.10.31 19:44:00 - [593] Originally by: imo vestuff i wish i was blue to bob Done. An open can of paint falls on your head, blue paint. I wish making up wishes was half as fun as corrupting them. _______________ "White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer"
Betray Caldari The Substitutes	Posted - 2008.11.04 06:15:00 - [594] Originally by: DubanFP Originally by: imo vestuff i wish i was blue to bob I wish making up wishes was half as fun as corrupting them. Granted, but corrupting the wishes become not fun at all, and thus so does making them. People stop playing the game and this thread get locked. I wish I can create an artificial blackhole that devours the entire EVE universe including jove region and then actually quit EVE.
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.11.04 06:24:00 - [595] but then the carebears would kill you IRL because you blew up all of thier ships. I wish that I could pause time. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Ombey Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.11.04 09:05:00 - [596] Originally by: Epegi Givo but then the carebears would kill you IRL because you blew up all of thier ships. I wish that I could pause time. Granted, but then you realise you can't unpause time and die a lonely fruitloop. I wish it was sunny all the time in the UK -- 2d EveMaps\|My blog
Betray Caldari The Substitutes	Posted - 2008.11.04 18:13:00 - [597] Originally by: Ombey Granted, but then you realise you can't unpause time and die a lonely fruitloop. I wish it was sunny all the time in the UK Granted, UK become a desert island due to lack of rainfall, and everyone start to move to iceland. I wish I can drink legally in US while underage. -Betray-
ReekyMarut Amarr Mining Laser Dot Org	Posted - 2008.11.04 18:20:00 - [598] Edited by: ReekyMarut on 04/11/2008 18:21:40 Edited by: ReekyMarut on 04/11/2008 18:20:43P.S. I live in MN, I'm not one of those [deleted] wisconsinites. Originally by: Betray Granted, UK become a desert island due to lack of rainfall, and everyone start to move to iceland. I wish I can drink legally in US while underage. Granted. You can can now drink while underage legally in the US because you live in Wisconsin where this is legal as long as one or both of your parents are at the bar with you. They constantly embarrass you make you do extra chores on the weekend just because I am *&% of a genie. I wish the Orca was more Uber... Mining Laser Dot Org Blog
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.11.05 01:55:00 - [599] Originally by: ReekyMarut I wish the Orca was more Uber... Granted. Good luck ever getting even a single one before Chribba wipes out the available supply in his ever widening quest to have all the Veld, everywhere. I wish that our elections didn't boil down to 'the lesser of two evils' but instead had decent candidates to vote for. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Tipz NexAstrum Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.05 02:21:00 - [600] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish that our elections didn't boil down to 'the lesser of two evils' but instead had decent candidates to vote for. But alas any decent candidate would be smarter than to want to run for office, thus we are left with those stupid enough to lust for power in the public sector. I wish overpowered cloaking blockade runners wasn't planned for the next patch. Originally by: CCP Navigator People who think I am joking or talking big are going to understand very quickly that there will be order in these forums.

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