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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Naqam
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Posted - 2008.03.08 09:12:00 -
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Originally by: Atomos Darksun Granted, but whenever you take the object out of it's box/packaging/touch it it disintigrates.
I wish that the Drake would get nerfed.
Granted. Unfortunately, CCP's tendancy to listen to nerf whines goes out of control and within a few months we're all playing Hello Kitty online because the PvP there has much more depth to it.
I wish people would realise just how useless the Drake actually is outside of Bearland ...
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Memio
Gallente Unknown-Heroes Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.08 11:01:00 -
[332]
Granted.... but all the prior Drake pilots switch to Blasterthons and spend all their Eve time blasterthonning you.
I wish Girls Aloud would come round and make my dinner for a month. ____________________________________________________
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.09 00:11:00 -
[333]
Originally by: Memio Granted.... but all the prior Drake pilots switch to Blasterthons and spend all their Eve time blasterthonning you.
I wish Girls Aloud would come round and make my dinner for a month.
2 of the ugliest most rank & disgusting girls make you the worst crappiest dinner you can think of every night for a month. They're VERY loud in their hatred for the fact that they're being forced to cook for you.
I wish for a long, fulfilling, and happy life. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Orgos Khenn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.03.09 02:30:00 -
[334]
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Memio Granted.... but all the prior Drake pilots switch to Blasterthons and spend all their Eve time blasterthonning you.
I wish Girls Aloud would come round and make my dinner for a month.
2 of the ugliest most rank & disgusting girls make you the worst crappiest dinner you can think of every night for a month. They're VERY loud in their hatred for the fact that they're being forced to cook for you.
I wish for a long, fulfilling, and happy life.
Your wish is granted. Your life is long. And for at least a couple of hours it is fulfilling and happy. The problem is...after those couple of hours, you marry Hilary Clinton. And then your life is LONG. "Til death us do part" becomes a goal.
I wish 0.0 was accessible and worthwhile. (So the yarrtards would stop whining.) ---- One day...one day General will be worth reading.
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente A Pretty Pony Princess W A S T E L A N D
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Posted - 2008.03.09 14:33:00 -
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Quote: I wish 0.0 was accessible and worthwhile. (So the yarrtards would stop whining)
0.0 now becomes so easy-access that the whole eve community moves there, all goes well for a few weeks until people start bubblecamping the way OUT of 0.0
I wish all those easy targets would smacktalk more so i could have a better laugh
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DubanFP
Caldari Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.09 21:27:00 -
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Originally by: Sniper Wolf18
Quote: I wish 0.0 was accessible and worthwhile. (So the yarrtards would stop whining)
0.0 now becomes so easy-access that the whole eve community moves there, all goes well for a few weeks until people start bubblecamping the way OUT of 0.0
I wish all those easy targets would smacktalk more so i could have a better laugh
Done. Unfortunately those death threats were serious. You get killed by a small postage bomb while your family are hung, ****ed on, and eventually tortured to death.
I hope Super Smash Brothers Brawl is as good as I think it's going to be when i go pick it up. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Turzyx
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Posted - 2008.03.09 23:52:00 -
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Quote: I hope Super Smash Brothers Brawl is as good as I think it's going to be when i go pick it up.
Granted, it is indeed as good as your hope it's going to be. However approximately 45 minutes into playing, the CDRom it came on will catastrophically dislodge itself from the drive spindle, allowing it to smash out of the front of the drive bay and cause immeasurable damage to every breakable item in your house, quite possibly decapitating any small animals in the vicinity during the process.
I wish my character had a 2x learning speed implant.
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Azirapheal
Amarr The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.03.10 09:45:00 -
[338]
unfortunately the server logs show nothing unusual when your sp is wiped
i wish i knew what a spleen does
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Chandra d'Bazz
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Posted - 2008.03.10 17:46:00 -
[339]
Originally by: Azirapheal i wish i knew what a spleen does
Granted. You learn in excruciating detail every function of the spleen shortly after yours mysteriously ruptures violently.
I wish I were a REAL Forum Warrior. (See also: Taramic)
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Helen Hunts
Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.03.17 18:33:00 -
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Originally by: Chandra d'Bazz I wish I were a REAL Forum Warrior. (See also: Taramic)
Granted. Unfortunatly, you end up spending so much time on the forums that you never see that gank-squad coming until you get the pod-mail. Oops.
I wish I wasn't always tempted with all the shinies in EVE so I could build up a little working capital now and then. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
Any Questions? |
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DubanFP
Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.17 23:47:00 -
[341]
Edited by: DubanFP on 17/03/2008 23:47:38
Originally by: Chandra d'Bazz
I wish I wasn't always tempted with all the shinies in EVE so I could build up a little working capital now and then.
Done, you do nothing but hoard isk in ever increasing numbers. In fact you find yourself unable to do anything else. Food, drink, sleep, even bathroom breaks find a backdoor sleet to making isk in EVE. Doctors are yet to determine whether you died of starvation, dehydration, sleep deprivation, or your blatter exploding. Don't worry; the autopsy will reveal that tomorrow.
I wish I, and I alone, owned the AC "mech" I have in Armored Core 4 IRL. Fully functional, and with all the abilities it had in the game.
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Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Helen Hunts
Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.03.19 04:12:00 -
[342]
Originally by: DubanFP I wish I, and I alone, owned the AC "mech" I have in Armored Core 4 IRL. Fully functional, and with all the abilities it had in the game.
Granted. For your convenience, it has been stored on Phobos. (Martian moon) Unfortunatly, the munitions will have to be special ordered and may take a while while our tech base catches up.
I wish Taraminic had all the bugs worked out of the EVE Downtime Madness game already. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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Steakkbone
Blood-Adders Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.19 07:13:00 -
[343]
Originally by: Helen Hunts
Originally by: DubanFP I wish I, and I alone, owned the AC "mech" I have in Armored Core 4 IRL. Fully functional, and with all the abilities it had in the game.
Granted. For your convenience, it has been stored on Phobos. (Martian moon) Unfortunatly, the munitions will have to be special ordered and may take a while while our tech base catches up.
I wish Taraminic had all the bugs worked out of the EVE Downtime Madness game already.
Tarminic has deployed fixes to the current client, however new bugs have spawned out of seemingly nowhere. To combat this issue he hires a team of developers to valiantly work to fix the new bugs. To compensate the developers for their hard time at work, a fee of 14.95/month is implemented to cover these costs. In addition, you will not be reimbursed for your lost time as stated in the EULA.
I want a geddon that has the grid and cpu to tank, gank, and not run out of cap. Ever.
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Helen Hunts
Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.03.19 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Steakkbone I want a geddon that has the grid and cpu to tank, gank, and not run out of cap. Ever.
Granted. You get hold of a lab prototype that tanks like a beast in all tests, sports the nastiest of turrets without much in the way of tracking issues, and even manages to remain cap stable while undergoing massive NOS and Neut testing. Unfortunatly, this is a lab test model and has no place to fit a pod.
I wish a drunken Dev would introduce a new bomb-type that would rapidly push all ships in the AOE away from the point of blast. (A repulsion bomb, as it were) _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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DubanFP
Four Rings Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.25 17:11:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 25/03/2008 17:15:56
Originally by: Helen Hunts
I wish a drunken Dev would introduce a new bomb-type that would rapidly push all ships in the AOE away from the point of blast. (A repulsion bomb, as it were)
Done. This new bomb hits all ships in it's AOE away from the center including yours. The speed at which it's pushed is inversely proportinal to the epicenter of the blast. You even get to be the first person to test this bomb out in-game on all you're alts. Unfortunately your ships are 0m from the epicenter of the blast. The resulting divide by zero accellerates your ships up to infinity from which you can never slow down.
Your stuck petition results in several failed attempts to let you play the game again. Finally CCP decides it would be easier to remove the module before anyone else uses it & lose your buisiness then to fix.
I wish i had Supreme knowlege about computers, have access to a super-computer that only I could ever fathom, the internet, and can do whatever I want with this knowledge. ___________
Desolacer> Who the heck gives YOU the right to ruin it for others buy blowing them up.
Zaqar> CCP |
Galen Salkor
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.03.25 18:31:00 -
[346]
Originally by: DubanFP
I wish i had Supreme knowlege about computers, have access to a super-computer that only I could ever fathom, the internet, and can do whatever I want with this knowledge.
Granted. Unfortunately Microsoft, the previous people who wished for this, find out and sue you for infringing on their copyrights as a result. They leave you tied up in court for years so you cannot possible be allowed to put your knowledge to practical use for the benefit of all and you end up destitute and living on the street.
I wish Vista would just die a horrible, ugly death already!
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.03.25 18:47:00 -
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Edited by: Tamia Clant on 25/03/2008 18:46:59
Originally by: Galen Salkor I wish Vista would just die a horrible, ugly death already!
Done. Microsoft's next Windows manages to:
- Run slower than Vista - Refuse to start any application not made by Microsoft - Shoot your dog - Set your computer in flames
I wish CCP would fix every single bug on the Known Issues page.
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Sharupak
Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel
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Posted - 2008.03.25 19:21:00 -
[348]
Originally by: Tamia Clant Edited by: Tamia Clant on 25/03/2008 18:46:59
Originally by: Galen Salkor I wish Vista would just die a horrible, ugly death already!
Done. Microsoft's next Windows manages to:
- Run slower than Vista - Refuse to start any application not made by Microsoft - Shoot your dog - Set your computer in flames
I wish CCP would fix every single bug on the Known Issues page.
Granted. Now your sound card is broken.
I wish they would make a warlords battlecry 4 (I found battlecry 3 when cleaning the house and am now addicted...again.) _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude. |
Terail Zoqial
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.03.25 22:19:00 -
[349]
Originally by: Sharupak
I wish they would make a warlords battlecry 4 (I found battlecry 3 when cleaning the house and am now addicted...again.)
They make the game and it's the best game ever. Unfortunately, the police raid your house and find data on your PC which implicates you in every bad thing that happened in the world ever. You are put into a solitary cell until your demise and you mind is wiped of anything joyous.
I wish I had the knowledge and power to destroy the universe
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Fraszoid
Condottieri Industries The Economy
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Posted - 2008.03.26 03:41:00 -
[350]
Originally by: Terail Zoqial I wish I had the knowledge and power to destroy the universe
Granted, you are abducted by aliens who teach you everything about building universe destroying weapons and give you all the tools and equipment to build it. So you get to work building this machine to destroy the universe in your secret lab. After toiling away several years you have it complete, but soon realize the button to turn it on is against the wall where you'll never be able to reach it, and reassembly is not an option as you've run out of super glue.
I wish I had a hat bigger than the Pope's and a beard that would make a Viking proud.
Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
Check out my players guide at: http://www.eve-miners.info/guide/minersguide.html |
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Helen Hunts
Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries
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Posted - 2008.03.26 05:20:00 -
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Originally by: Fraszoid I wish I had a hat bigger than the Pope's and a beard that would make a Viking proud.
Granted. Your beard is so large and lush, you have trouble keeping from walking on it. This works to your disadvantage when your new hat is placed upon your head. It really was an impressive hat... a shame it ended up crushing you completely. They never do manage to get all the blood-stains out.
I wish I had my own high-sec cap ship fleet like Chribba's. _______________________________
Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money.
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.05.10 17:47:00 -
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granted, but there only capable of Mining.
I wish Everyone Gave me 10ISK for starting this thread.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.05.10 18:36:00 -
[353]
Originally by: Drake Arson granted, but there only capable of Mining.
I wish Everyone Gave me 10ISK for starting this thread.
Granted - Devs ban you for suspected isk buying.
I wish I had the time to restart the Haruhiist movement on the Out of Pod forums....
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.11 04:23:00 -
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granted- this movement grows so large it eclipses the internet as we know it and you become the best known afficionado of japanese cartoons about underage girls in the world. your family disowns you. girls are repulsed by you. all your advances are met with 'aren't you that scrub who took over the internet with anime or some mess' this causes to you lose faith in your movement and become the loneliest man in the world. you eventually pass away. your surviving family is like 'lol owned scrub'
I want to own a human being, who will grant me my wish
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Drake Arson
Minmatar Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.05.11 05:05:00 -
[355]
Granted, but after a year he rebels, and you lose your life.
I wish Carebears with shiny lewts woudl throw themselvs at me.
Dare you Defy me?!
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.11 13:45:00 -
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granted- you get covered in carebear and contract rabies. you're unable to enjoy your shiny new loot cuz you got rabies
I wish I could render every newsreader in the world incapable of speaking in anything but thick ebonics
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI
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Posted - 2008.05.11 21:00:00 -
[357]
Edited by: Jago Kain on 11/05/2008 21:01:33
Originally by: Ren Surkova granted- you get covered in carebear and contract rabies. you're unable to enjoy your shiny new loot cuz you got rabies
I wish I could render every newsreader in the world incapable of speaking in anything but thick ebonics
Granted... but every single shopping precinct in the world is now overrun with 12 yr old white kids in shell suits pretending to be Sir Trevor MacDonald.
I wish Nanette Newman was my compliant sex slave for a weekend.
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Ombey
Obsidian Inc. KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.12 07:35:00 -
[358]
Originally by: Jago Kain
Granted... but every single shopping precinct in the world is now overrun with 12 yr old white kids in shell suits pretending to be Sir Trevor MacDonald.
I wish Nanette Newman was my compliant sex slave for a weekend.
Granted, but all she ends up doing is washing your damn dishes the whole time
FAKE EDIT- which actually is pretty handy FAKE EDIT2- only people over a certain age will get the reference
I wish I could have 12 months in total charge of the UK. Like a dictatorship, if you like.
-- 2d EveMaps My blog
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Splagada
Minmatar Tides of Silence Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.12 10:55:00 -
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unions would make you commit suicide
I wish i had a massage ------
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Kirjava
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.05.12 12:32:00 -
[360]
Originally by: Splagada unions would make you commit suicide
I wish i had a massage
You get one - happy ending unfortunatly is botched any your balls get bitten off when she sneezes.
I wish I had 30 hours in a day to properly appreciate life
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. |
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