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Khraunus Amarr Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2008.11.27 22:37:00 - [631] Granted, but for every 0.1 isk you spend you lose 50 skill points. I wish I had enough time to come up with the scratch to buy tickets for the AC/DC concert in a couple weeks. Most importantly, how are you supposed to tell whether this is part of my post or my signature?
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.28 17:32:00 - [632] Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 28/11/2008 17:32:34 Originally by: Khraunus Granted, but for every 0.1 isk you spend you lose 50 skill points. I wish I had enough time to come up with the scratch to buy tickets for the AC/DC concert in a couple weeks. Granted but AC/DC only plays songs from their new album and are tone deaf so the entire concert sounds like a 2 year old playing guitar and the singing hurts your ears and makes you deaf for the rest of your life. I wish someone would cover my shift next week as I hate working midnights
Shadowsword COLSUP Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2008.11.29 08:37:00 - [633] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Granted but AC/DC only plays songs from their new album and are tone deaf so the entire concert sounds like a 2 year old playing guitar and the singing hurts your ears and makes you deaf for the rest of your life. I wish someone would cover my shift next week as I hate working midnights Granted, but that someone does such a bad job about it that you're fired. You won't have to work midnights anymore, at least. :) Now for somethong that will be a bit harder to corrupt. I wish everyone had a more developped sense of ethics and morality. ------------------------------------------
Daxel Magmalloy Caldari Praetorian BlackGuard	Posted - 2008.11.29 10:15:00 - [634] Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:24:26 Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:16:54 Granted but the code of ethics belong to a small and ancient nation called Ungamawayiji (which means that this code of ethics is well developed in it's own way, works well to keep peace in this country however is only suitable for that particular nation). It considered things important like always asking permission from the village elders before cooking a man, never forgetting to use yellow paint for the nose-tip (absolutely never red or blue paint), and after farting (which must always be directed to the east), thanks must be always given to Beenawangafwar the great Fart-God in the sky. Consequently chaos reigns because there are no village elders in most places, people cannot eat and everyone either starves to death or develops a criminal mentatlity and feel no compunction against eating anyone they feel like and farting in any direction they want to. I wish the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would work properly and start producing some answers, and definitely without creating a huge black hole that swallows the entire solar system.
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.11.29 17:24:00 - [635] Originally by: Daxel Magmalloy Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:24:26 Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:16:54 Granted but the code of ethics belong to a small and ancient nation called Ungamawayiji (which means that this code of ethics is well developed in it's own way, works well to keep peace in this country however is only suitable for that particular nation). It considered things important like always asking permission from the village elders before cooking a man, never forgetting to use yellow paint for the nose-tip (absolutely never red or blue paint), and after farting (which must always be directed to the east), thanks must be always given to Beenawangafwar the great Fart-God in the sky. Consequently chaos reigns because there are no village elders in most places, people cannot eat and everyone either starves to death or develops a criminal mentatlity and feel no compunction against eating anyone they feel like and farting in any direction they want to. I wish the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would work properly and start producing some answers, and definitely without creating a huge black hole that swallows the entire solar system. Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system. I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.29 19:53:00 - [636] Originally by: Sikander 2 Originally by: Daxel Magmalloy Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:24:26 Edited by: Daxel Magmalloy on 29/11/2008 10:16:54 Granted but the code of ethics belong to a small and ancient nation called Ungamawayiji (which means that this code of ethics is well developed in it's own way, works well to keep peace in this country however is only suitable for that particular nation). It considered things important like always asking permission from the village elders before cooking a man, never forgetting to use yellow paint for the nose-tip (absolutely never red or blue paint), and after farting (which must always be directed to the east), thanks must be always given to Beenawangafwar the great Fart-God in the sky. Consequently chaos reigns because there are no village elders in most places, people cannot eat and everyone either starves to death or develops a criminal mentatlity and feel no compunction against eating anyone they feel like and farting in any direction they want to. I wish the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would work properly and start producing some answers, and definitely without creating a huge black hole that swallows the entire solar system. Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system. I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older Granted but nothing special happens. I wish bombs had more of a practical use in EVE
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.11.29 23:41:00 - [637] Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Sikander 2 Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system. I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older Granted but nothing special happens. I wish bombs had more of a practical use in EVE Granted, but then i blow you up with the new uber powered bombs because being 27.3 seconds older did nothing special I wish i was exactly 54.6 seconds older Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.11.30 00:32:00 - [638] Originally by: Sikander 2 Originally by: Nexus Vaikai Originally by: Sikander 2 Granted, the black hole only swallows your house, not the entire solar system. I wish i was exactly 27.3 seconds older Granted but nothing special happens. I wish bombs had more of a practical use in EVE Granted, but then i blow you up with the new uber powered bombs because being 27.3 seconds older did nothing special I wish i was exactly 54.6 seconds older Granted but in the next 54.6 seconds you have an aneurysm and are left brain dead for the rest of your life. I wish i had a decent wish to make
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.30 09:09:00 - [639] Granted. But as it wasnt a great, top-notch wish it got corrupted. Enjoy your stay naked at the north pole. I wish that consume unhealthy food (such as cookies, soda and so on) without gaining any weight or mass. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.11.30 11:15:00 - [640] Originally by: Aesgrim Granted. But as it wasnt a great, top-notch wish it got corrupted. Enjoy your stay naked at the north pole. I wish that consume unhealthy food (such as cookies, soda and so on) without gaining any weight or mass. Granted, you now lose a lot of weight whenever you eat. You get anorexia and die. I wish to be exactly 81.9 seconds older and having a fully working brain Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.30 17:18:00 - [641] Originally by: Sikander 2 I wish to be exactly 81.9 seconds older and having a fully working brain Granted. You age exactly 81.9 seconds in an instant but it abruptly stops there. Your metabolism grinds to an halt. The blood stops flowing. Breathing becomes non-existent. The whole body shuts down. Except for the brain The brain, in some strange way, continues to live on with the mind intact. The first 200 years is spent in madness, screaming in the agony of loneliness. Some decades more and you start to pull yourself together and starts thinking coherently again and after a century you manage to discover the answer to life. Why it exists. Too bad you cant tell anybody about it as your body still is very much a rotten shell. You go mad permanentely because of it. I wish that people stops making half-arsed "wish grantings" and begins to think them through. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.30 17:42:00 - [642] Originally by: Aesgrim I wish that people stops making half-arsed "wish grantings" and begins to think them through. I concur. I wish for a blackout in my city so people can actually see the Milky Way and be inspired by what they have never seen and merely stand in awe of the skies majesty. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
Killer Kelly Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.11.30 19:16:00 - [643] Originally by: Arianhod I wish for a blackout in my city so people can actually see the Milky Way and be inspired by what they have never seen and merely stand in awe of the skies majesty. In the midst of this blackout, people trying to drive at night crash into buildings, causing gas lines to explode, lighting the city on fire, which is not only destructive, but generates so much light you can no longer see the Milky Way. I wish I was a pirate and owned my own aircraft carrier.
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.11.30 19:49:00 - [644] Granted but you you have noone to man it.your ship gets blown up and you taken captive to be tortured for information you don't have on other pirates. I wish I had more Goldfish. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Killer Kelly Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters	Posted - 2008.11.30 20:13:00 - [645] Originally by: Epegi Givo Granted but you you have noone to man it.your ship gets blown up and you taken captive to be tortured for information you don't have on other pirates. I wish I had more Goldfish. Pepperidge Farms recently outsourced to China and Goldfish are now 3.675% lead. Enjoy your hospital stay! I wish there was a Wal-Mart for nuclear weapons.
Aesgrim Big Shadows Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.30 21:10:00 - [646] Originally by: Killer Kelly I wish there was a Wal-Mart for nuclear weapons. Granted. You go to the franchaise, Nuke-mart, and settle for a warhead in the middle class, a 700kt one. But soone you discover that cars and nuclear warheads got one thing in common, its not the product itself that costs the most money, its everything around it. The nuclear silos costs a fortune (you cant have those white thrash portable launchers, can you?) and the maintenance and fuel costs (have to be changed every now and then) drain your wallet dry. As soon as you open it tumbleweeds blows by. Even in calm weather. Soon you dont have enough money to keep it and have to sell it to a shady dealer with a big beard, a really big beard. And some kind of cloth on his head. I wish I could accumulate all the information in any book, magazine or newspaper just by touching it. And still having room for more. ------------------------ Empirical evidence implies that people loves to complain.
DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:03:00 - [647] Originally by: Aesgrim I wish I could accumulate all the information in any book, magazine or newspaper just by touching it. And still having room for more. Done. Every time you touch something it turns to dust and you acquire all the knowledge involved in it. Additionally you hug your daughter immediately after gaining this power and turn her to dust as well. You know gain all the knowledge about your, now non-existant, daughter's life. The sex, prostitution, drugs, etc. All food you attempt to consume is turned into a tasteless dust that's bearly digestable. You decide to kill yourself but find you are are unable to as any quick/painless device of suicide you touch is instantly vaporized. I wish I could could think of the ultimate wish corruption. _______________ Newbie> Eve is a GRIEFING game. rofflesausage> You mean you didn't check the rules for the game, spent money on it, lost your stuff and it's not your fault?
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:08:00 - [648] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I could could think of the ultimate wish corruption. You exceed your quota of awesome and explode. I wish I had a galaxy sized drill. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
ReaperOfSly Gallente Zetsubou Corp	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:15:00 - [649] Originally by: Arianhod I wish I had a galaxy sized drill. Granted, but you don't have enough spiral energy to use it - it falls on top of you and crushes you to death. I wish I could bend time and space like Hiro in Heroes. ____________________
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:20:00 - [650] Originally by: ReaperOfSly Originally by: Arianhod I wish I had a galaxy sized drill. Granted, but you don't have enough spiral energy to use it - it falls on top of you and crushes you to death. I wish I could bend time and space like Hiro in Heroes. Here you go. I wish I could download videos for my psp directly to it instead of having to use my laptop to download, unzip then move it to the PsP.... Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
DubanFP Caldari R.U.S.T.	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:20:00 - [651] Edited by: DubanFP on 30/11/2008 23:20:35 Originally by: ReaperOfSly I wish I could bend time and space. Mass itself bends time and space. Therefore your very existance bends time and space ever so slightly. Even if it's not enough for you to see it's there. I wish Arianhod didn't do such a half-assed job of corrupting my wish. _______________ Newbie> Eve is a GRIEFING game. rofflesausage> You mean you didn't check the rules for the game, spent money on it, lost your stuff and it's not your fault?
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:25:00 - [652] Originally by: DubanFP I wish Arianhod didn't do such a half-assed job of corrupting my wish. Very well then, I get down to business and establish a comity, employing Chibbra through bribery of Veldspar, Dark Shikari through promises of Skittles and Dietrich because thats just what he does to aid as advisers as to how aid in designing your wepon. We come to a magnificent conclusion, and send you the bill of 2.7 metic tonnes of Skittles+Tobelerones and 245 Yotta M^3 of Veldspar before we forward the wepons desighn. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Haruhiists - Supporting Linkification since 2008
ReaperOfSly Gallente Zetsubou Corp	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:40:00 - [653] You forgot to make a wish ____________________
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.12.01 02:55:00 - [654] I'll just make a wish then. I wish I didn't have to go to school, but learned everything that I would have gotten from there magically. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Zerit Nava	Posted - 2008.12.01 13:49:00 - [655] Originally by: Epegi Givo I'll just make a wish then. I wish I didn't have to go to school, but learned everything that I would have gotten from there magically. Granted. Good luck finding a job as you explain to prospective employers that you don't have a diploma because you learned everything "magically". I wish I had a million dollars.
Epegi Givo Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.12.01 15:26:00 - [656] granted but then a robber comes to your house, steals the million dollars and whatever things of value that you have, locks you in a bathroom where you can't get out and you eventually starve to death. I wish that the robber gets away and doesn't rob me. ------------------------------------- Originally by: Karrade Krise Originally by: Epegi Givo This is my sig, or is it? Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
Zerit Nava	Posted - 2008.12.01 20:12:00 - [657] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted but then a robber comes to your house, steals the million dollars and whatever things of value that you have, locks you in a bathroom where you can't get out and you eventually starve to death. I wish that the robber gets away and doesn't rob me. Granted. The robber doesn't rob you because you are totally destitute and have nothing worth stealing. In fact he feels sorry for you and gives you $5 to buy a sandwich. I wish I could make good pie crust.
Sikander 2 Caldari Quietly Confident Inc	Posted - 2008.12.01 20:20:00 - [658] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted but then a robber comes to your house, steals the million dollars and whatever things of value that you have, locks you in a bathroom where you can't get out and you eventually starve to death. I wish that the robber gets away and doesn't rob me. Granted, but then he slips on a cake of soap and makes a 'clean getaway' causing all the policemen in the world to fall about laughing at that rubbish joke, and criminals all over the world rise to power, so the british government send out James Bond to save the world, but the criminal mastermind captures him, ties him to a table with a massive t2 pulse laser pointed at him (the table is above a pool of laser guided sharks) and the criminal mastermind starts gloating while stroking his pet hamster, and he turns the laser on but james bond escapes and all the women in the world fall in love with him and everyone goes crazy about him and some company make an advert with him in it and you buy the product and eat it only to find its full of lead and you die from lead poisoning, only when you're buried your coffin is made from lead too (shouldn't have bought the coffin from the SAME company) and your whole family dies of lead poisoning too, and all the friends they invited, and then now you're dead another super villain uses your corpse as a zombie and takes over the world, but James Bond stops him somehow and then he joins CCP and makes eve even more awesome. I wish i was James Bond Sikander 2 - Stuck in Jita since 2008
Nexus Vaikai Caldari SYSTEM SHOCK INITIATIVE	Posted - 2008.12.01 20:48:00 - [659] Edited by: Nexus Vaikai on 01/12/2008 20:48:05 Granted you are now james bond. A middle aged farmer who lives in the middle of now where. EON Productions decides you are in violations of copywrite laws and sues you for everything you are worth. Since you are a poor farmer you barely scratch out a living before you pass away a year later. I wish -A- would stop attacking us
Ryu Icewing	Posted - 2008.12.01 20:55:00 - [660] Granted, -A- suddenly stops attacking you, but you suddenly find your self facing every other possible faction against you including your own allies. I wish mining could be so good and that Helen Hunts would haul ass when i give the order. (yes Helen is in my corp)

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