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Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.12 04:42:00 - [751] Originally by: yani dumyat Granted but the smiley's been watching ghostbusters and decides to do a 'stay puft marshmallow man'. It rampages through EVE as a demonically controlled DD device and kills everyone including you. I wish missiles left a vapor trail that you could spell words with. Granted. CCP implements this causing massive lag for all involve. This lag is both client side from CCP creating realistic smoke trails and server side, from the sheer amount of new objects created everytime a caldari ship opens up with 7 heavy assault launchers. Further more all the writing consists of "LOL n00b" and the like. The resulting flood on the forums causes you to question your faith in humanity, and induces you to suicide. I wish CCP would create Tech III Frigates and further more why do i even need a sig?
yani dumyat Minmatar purple pot hogs Doctrine.	Posted - 2009.02.12 16:56:00 - [752] Your T3 frig was booby trapped and blows up as soon as you undock, taking the station out and most of the solar system too. I wish i was a cat
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.02.12 17:10:00 - [753] Originally by: yani dumyat Your T3 frig was booby trapped and blows up as soon as you undock, taking the station out and most of the solar system too. I wish i was a cat Granted. Your owners have scheduled an appointment at the vet's tomorrow to have you neutered. I wish my car didn't need a new transmission.
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.12 21:19:00 - [754] Edited by: DubanFP on 12/02/2009 21:19:21 Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish my car didn't need a new transmission. Done, instead it needs a new engine. I wish people would come up with half decent corruptions instead of "it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter". I'm looking at you Yani. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.12 21:52:00 - [755] Edited by: Le Poupon on 12/02/2009 21:52:08 Originally by: DubanFP I wish people would come up with half decent corruptions instead of "it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter". I'm looking at you Yani. Done but then it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter, whilst you were looking at Yani. I wish for a 27th page. -------sig------------------------------------ A higher grade of posting In many ways this game is alot like how Obama and Bush are related.
Jared D'Uroth	Posted - 2009.02.12 22:09:00 - [756] Edited by: Jared D''Uroth on 12/02/2009 22:10:02 Originally by: Le Poupon Edited by: Le Poupon on 12/02/2009 21:52:08 Originally by: DubanFP I wish people would come up with half decent corruptions instead of "it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter". I'm looking at you Yani. Done but then it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter, whilst you were looking at Yani. I wish for a 27th page. It's going to start with me :( EDIT: Crap. That was awful timing. The 27th page will be full of conspiracy theorists. I want a PONY.
ebonyivory	Posted - 2009.02.12 22:52:00 - [757] Originally by: Jared D'Uroth Edited by: Jared D''Uroth on 12/02/2009 22:10:02 Originally by: Le Poupon Edited by: Le Poupon on 12/02/2009 21:52:08 Originally by: DubanFP I wish people would come up with half decent corruptions instead of "it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter". I'm looking at you Yani. Done but then it blows up for some misc reason that doesn't really matter, whilst you were looking at Yani. I wish for a 27th page. It's going to start with me :( EDIT: Crap. That was awful timing. The 27th page will be full of conspiracy theorists. I want a PONY. granted but they will go crazy thinking about their own conspiracies and jihad your house. I wish nanoes were unnerfed
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.13 00:44:00 - [758] granted, but then they live up to their name and start being REALLY tiny, so small that they only go 2m/s and can do almost .01 damage per hour. I wish I had one of the NVIDIA 10XXX series even though they haven't come out yet. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.13 00:56:00 - [759] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had one of the NVIDIA 10XXX series even though they haven't come out yet. Done, you get a pre-alpha version complete with more bugs then @$##@. I wish my last wish didn't blow up. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.13 02:56:00 - [760] granted, it didn't blow up. but because it didn't blow up you didn't wish for it to not blow up, thus causing a paradox which makes your computer and everything within a 10km radius to disintegrate. I wish the person below me notices that I am trying to make my wishes easy and fun to corrupt. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.02.13 12:27:00 - [761] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, it didn't blow up. but because it didn't blow up you didn't wish for it to not blow up, thus causing a paradox which makes your computer and everything within a 10km radius to disintegrate. I wish the person below me notices that I am trying to make my wishes easy and fun to corrupt. Making your wishes easy and fun to corrupt gives you such a sense of satisfaction and happiness that you decide to spend your life being a force for good in the world. You see an elderly woman struggling with a package and go to her aid. She hits you over the head with her purse and sprays you with mace. You strike up a conversation with an adorable moppet you see at the store. She starts screaming for her mommy and you get hauled in for questioning by the police as a suspected child molester. On the way home from the police station you see an abandoned dog and try to rescue it. It bites you and runs off and you have to get a series of painful rabies shots. These experiences cause you to become a bitter cynical wretch. I wish I'd win a two week all expenses paid trip to Hawaii.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.13 16:40:00 - [762] Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish I'd win a two week all expenses paid trip to Hawaii. Granted. 2 weeks spent in Hawaii in the glorious Ratz Motel (it wasn't a typo after all) right next to the bloody ice maker (which really should be allowed to just die already) enjoying all that nice rain.... Having all your belongings destroyed in the volcanic eruption did have the benefit of warming up your room a bit. After you get back home, you discover that you've picked up some strange diseases without having done anything fun to get them. I wish my new motherboard had been designed a bit better. (HDD usage can make the sound cut out in odd ways) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.14 01:52:00 - [763] granted, it is so well designed that it even starts helping you in video-games. You end up being really REALLY good at video games, so good that you challenge the world best Halo 2 PC player to a duel. You flatten him easily. Unfortunately, he is a total fanatic, and end up hunting you down and killing you just so he can get the title of best Halo 2 player in the world. I wish I had a new mouse.
Astrid Karel	Posted - 2009.02.14 02:22:00 - [764] Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, it is so well designed that it even starts helping you in video-games. You end up being really REALLY good at video games, so good that you challenge the world best Halo 2 PC player to a duel. You flatten him easily. Unfortunately, he is a total fanatic, and end up hunting you down and killing you just so he can get the title of best Halo 2 player in the world. I wish I had a new mouse. You have an adorable new pet mouse named Mister Tibbles. It's unfortunate that he is infected with the plague and starts an epidemic that wipes out everyone you come in contact with. I wish that I had DSL.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.14 02:24:00 - [765] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had a new mouse. Granted. He's a really indusrious little bugger who seems to poke a new hole in a wall, drawer, your clothes, etc. every day, and brings in female mice who like to nest on your video card. At this rate, you'll have an unlimited supply of new mice for as long as you live. I wish I had a nice new Golem and CNR in my hanger right next to the rest of my stuff. (and no moving the hanger either, might I add) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.14 03:06:00 - [766] Edited by: Culmen on 14/02/2009 03:06:43 Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish I had a nice new Golem and CNR in my hanger right next to the rest of my stuff. (and no moving the hanger either, might I add) You are given a Combat-Net Radio You might need it to call for backup, since there is a rampaging Adamantium Golem in your hangar as well. By the way... all that stuff you used to have... the golem has already smashed it I wish they would add vampires and werewolves to ambulation
Jack Light legion syndicate	Posted - 2009.02.14 13:50:00 - [767] Edited by: Jack Light on 14/02/2009 13:55:20 Done, there are now vampires and werewolves added in Ambulation. Of course this makes a big fail in the story line of Eve and how they actually got into space. Anyways, every time you go to rent a bar, you always get hijacked from those pesky werewolves. Predictably, many people get annoyed with this. CCP changes it so you can protect your bars. Now eve has turned into a FPS game, and most of your time online will go towards defending that bar. As those vampires and werewolves get overwhelming, CCP still refuses to take them out of the game. After all, they absolutely do love to hear people whine and complain about their game. Soon, CCP adds a patch where players can help defend other people's bar. But that doesn't go as planned, and Eve is now a first person shooter, and still a MMO, but no one plays the out of dock game anymore. Basically, you have a Grand Theft Auto (or bar) V, or whatever number they are up to now. This makes the game loose it's appeal. Players begin to quit, and new players think to themselves: 'WTF??' and quit before they get out of trial. CCP looses money, but look on the bright side. Less people means less lag. As people slowly drain from the dying game called Eve, CCP is forced to close down the game. WoW looks at this as an opportunity. They start putting up even more ads everywhere to try and lure people to play their game now that Eve is no more. WoW grows many times it's old size, and blizzard entertainment is getting richer and richer. Blizzard decides to expand/ buy some of it's competitors. They do that, and because they bought the other games, they make even more money. One of their employees, while drunk at a party, has the idea to buy a city with all their money. It would seem as this is an idea that would never work. But it does. That city grows over time, and turns into a Sparta-like city, a military specialized city. They soon conquer other smaller cities, then bigger cities. Eventualy they own a full country. They grow in technology and over time, they conquer all other major countries. Needless to say, many millions of people died during this campaign, and there are not enough people left to take care of the world, and make food, shelter, etc. for the rest of the people, the rest of the population starts to die off. Soon enough, the Earth becomes deserted and 100% unpopulated. I wish a F.E.A.R. 3 would come out soon. Edit: O.K. I admit this post was a little too much
TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2009.02.14 15:34:00 - [768] Originally by: Jack Light I wish a F.E.A.R. 3 would come out soon. quote Done: It does but you jumped the gun and downloaded a dubious beta copy from a dubious site with a sailing ship as its emblem.... You then proceed to find out after, that the beta was loaded with rootkits and spyware that steals you identity and you now owe the IRS $20million in back taxes on an income you never saw. Along with the DHS knocking on your door at 3am asking you (whilst strapped to on you back to a board getting an overly vigorous hair wash) about where the radioactive stuff you bought on ebay went and why you have posted a video on some terrorist web site about you immiment jihady sacrifice to a lost cause. I wish this was posted on page 27 CCP made little baby jesus cry by nerfing ghost training
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.14 19:25:00 - [769] granted, but then that means you have to alter the forum code to do that, which then breaks the forums. CCP fixes their forums, putting you post back on page 26. Then to punish you they take away all of yoru ships, assets, isk, and pod you 100 times. I wish Im not the first post of page 27 ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.15 02:52:00 - [770] Edited by: Helen Hunts on 15/02/2009 02:52:55 Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish Im not the first post of page 27 Granted. You miss 27 entirely. I wish for whirled peas. (No typos here ) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.15 14:40:00 - [771] Originally by: Helen Hunts I wish for whirled peas. (No typos here ) Granted, a pea is whirled at near relativistic velocities and shot at you I wish for there was female nudity in EvE and further more why do i even need a sig?
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.02.16 18:42:00 - [772] Edited by: Jago Kain on 16/02/2009 18:43:14 Granted. ....unfortunately this co-incides with the introduction of Vogons as a new playable race in EVE in a placatory measure to rabid Douglas Adams fan-bois. Given that Vogons come with better starting stats than Achura, every new character for the next few years will be Vogon and you will starve to death after constantly throwing up watching them all wobble about stations. I wish Nelson Mandela was elected World President for Life. edit:(Corrupt that and stay fashionable!!) ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.02.16 20:45:00 - [773] Edited by: DubanFP on 16/02/2009 20:47:35 Originally by: Jago Kain I wish Nelson Mandela was elected World President for Life. edit:(Corrupt that and stay fashionable!!) Done, to bad the "World President" position is primarily a figurehead with little to no actual power, but look at the bright side. He delivers a speach at your son/daughter/niece/nephiew etc's school on the importaince of not doing drugs because he doesn't have anything better to do. I wish for someone to try and outdo that corruption ^^. _______________ This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force.
Culmen Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.17 00:48:00 - [774] Originally by: DubanFP I wish for someone to try and outdo that corruption ^^. Granted, Nelson Mandela become World President and then spontaneously combusted There i tried, didn't succeed but I tried. I wish people would realize how overrated Nelson Mandela is and further more why do i even need a sig?
Jack Light legion syndicate	Posted - 2009.02.17 04:30:00 - [775] Edited by: Jack Light on 17/02/2009 04:31:13 OH NO! Not another wall of text!! Done. People realize that Nelson is way too over rated. But, now who else can be people's idols. The one and only Michael Jackson of course! People begin to learn about him, and know what he does (or has done) and think to themselves "Hmmm this is a pretty cool guy." Of course this isn't good. Mr. Jackson soon grows quite popular once again, and people start to act like him. Now, we have a bunch of (Have to keep this clean so the mods don't get upset ) Jackson-like people loose. Now as most of what he does is illegal, the police are having a grand time catching the criminals. Soon, as Jackson gets more popular, more and more people get arrested. The poor police get overwhelmed and can't keep up with the crime rate. This spreads. It starts in America, and ends up oversees in other countries. Soon enough it goes world wide. With the amount of non-straight men roaming the earth, marriages are getting messed up. Less and less of them happen. Unless they are gay marriages, which are not allowed in many places. A group of people band together to combat this unrighteous doing of these Jackson-like people. They recruit in secrecy, and they grow world wide. They start their many campaigns to end this pandemic. They are succeeding. Then one of the members had the bright idea to kill Mr. Jackson. After many long and hard hours of planing, they go to bed. The next day, they start their assassination attempt. It succeeds, needless to say that was a massive victory for that group. Most of the world is mad at them. They have no one to look up too. Those people unite and try to defeat that group. It is a long and hard struggle for both sides, and it seems as if no one is getting anywhere. Eventually, a peace treaty gets formed. All is well, and the earth is back to normal and everyone is happy. But wait! One of the clan members is not happy about that peace treaty. He sets off for revenge. He sneaks some weapons, tries to recruit under secrecy so he doesn't get eliminated. His recruitment fails, as the rest of the world is happy about how they are living their lives. He must take the whole job into his own hands. So what does he do now? Robs the military. He gets his hands on a nuclear powered weapon. As America tries to negotiate with him, it fails. The Nuke goes off and the world is shaken. As the nuke was stole from America, but it was detonated in England, there are many political problems between the two countries. Horrifically, England sends a retaliation bomb back to America. This shocks the world. Wars break out and there is no more peace. America starts to draft men 18-30 years old for military services. Slowly, the war is killing off the earth's resources. Around 5 years later, the earth is in a complete ruin. Another peace treaty is formed. As the world is back in peace, many countries combine to try and rebuild the earth. While the countries are very poor now from spending so much money on the war, their attempts to rebuild fail. Living conditions every where are horrible. Everyone is poor, and just hanging on for their life. We still have the technology, so those united countries decide to go into space colonization. They combine their money and set off for space. They start their first independent colony. It is a total success. The united countries set off to make more and more. Soon no one lives on the earth any more and they are all living in space! If you want to know what happens next, just read the eve back story. This is really how eve came to be! I wish (more of a hope) that I get accepted into the program I applied for earlier today. Too tired to fix all the typos. I'll do that later
Cierejai Caldari	Posted - 2009.02.17 04:33:00 - [776] Originally by: Jack Light Edited by: Jack Light on 17/02/2009 04:31:13 OH NO! Not another wall of text!! Done. People realize that Nelson is way too over rated. But, now who else can be people's idols. The one and only Michael Jackson of course! People begin to learn about him, and know what he does (or has done) and think to themselves "Hmmm this is a pretty cool guy." Of course this isn't good. Mr. Jackson soon grows quite popular once again, and people start to act like him. Now, we have a bunch of (Have to keep this clean so the mods don't get upset ) Jackson-like people loose. Now as most of what he does is illegal, the police are having a grand time catching the criminals. Soon, as Jackson gets more popular, more and more people get arrested. The poor police get overwhelmed and can't keep up with the crime rate. This spreads. It starts in America, and ends up oversees in other countries. Soon enough it goes world wide. With the amount of non-straight men roaming the earth, marriages are getting messed up. Less and less of them happen. Unless they are gay marriages, which are not allowed in many places. A group of people band together to combat this unrighteous doing of these Jackson-like people. They recruit in secrecy, and they grow world wide. They start their many campaigns to end this pandemic. They are succeeding. Then one of the members had the bright idea to kill Mr. Jackson. After many long and hard hours of planing, they go to bed. The next day, they start their assassination attempt. It succeeds, needless to say that was a massive victory for that group. Most of the world is mad at them. They have no one to look up too. Those people unite and try to defeat that group. It is a long and hard struggle for both sides, and it seems as if no one is getting anywhere. Eventually, a peace treaty gets formed. All is well, and the earth is back to normal and everyone is happy. But wait! One of the clan members is not happy about that peace treaty. He sets off for revenge. He sneaks some weapons, tries to recruit under secrecy so he doesn't get eliminated. His recruitment fails, as the rest of the world is happy about how they are living their lives. He must take the whole job into his own hands. So what does he do now? Robs the military. He gets his hands on a nuclear powered weapon. As America tries to negotiate with him, it fails. The Nuke goes off and the world is shaken. As the nuke was stole from America, but it was detonated in England, there are many political problems between the two countries. Horrifically, England sends a retaliation bomb back to America. This shocks the world. Wars break out and there is no more peace. America starts to draft men 18-30 years old for military services. Slowly, the war is killing off the earth's resources. Around 5 years later, the earth is in a complete ruin. Another peace treaty is formed. As the world is back in peace, many countries combine to try and rebuild the earth. While the countries are very poor now from spending so much money on the war, their attempts to rebuild fail. Living conditions every where are horrible. Everyone is poor, and just hanging on for their life. We still have the technology, so those united countries decide to go into space colonization. They combine their money and set off for space. They start their first independent colony. It is a total success. The united countries set off to make more and more. Soon no one lives on the earth any more and they are all living in space! If you want to know what happens next, just read the eve back story. This is really how eve came to be! I wish (more of a hope) that I get accepted into the program I applied for earlier today. Granted, you are notified that you are accepted, however due to affirmative action programs, people who are worse then you will take your place, leaving you out of luck. I wish I didn't waste 4 years of my life on WoW.
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.17 06:18:00 - [777] Originally by: Cierejai I wish I didn't waste 4 years of my life on WoW. Granted. You are now committed to WoW for the next 12 years of your life. Enjoy! I wish that I could sneak the finished version of the EVE skill queue into Tranquility now. (Gots an alt with a nice list of short-time skills to train and no long skills left at the moment) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Aricaan Gallente Playboy Enterprises Dark Taboo	Posted - 2009.02.17 08:30:00 - [778] Originally by: Helen Hunts Granted. You are now committed to WoW for the next 12 years of your life. Enjoy! I wish that I could sneak the finished version of the EVE skill queue into Tranquility now. (Gots an alt with a nice list of short-time skills to train and no long skills left at the moment) Unfortunately it only works on Charisma related skills. I wish to be able to dance like MC Hammer.
Jago Kain Amarr Pan Galactic Traders	Posted - 2009.02.17 16:20:00 - [779] Granted. ...unfotunately, the dancing goes hand in hand with the loose trousers which causes a 3000% increase in your sperm count now that your nads are no longer hugging your groinal region so tightly and you only have to look at a woman sideways for her to catch. A series of ill-advised realationships with incautious women (attracted, no doubt, by your awesome dancing skills) leaves a trail of over a dozen bastards in your wake and the child support payments will cripple you for the next two decades at least. I wish Ritchie Blackmore and company would get their heads out of their collective bottoms and reform the Mk 2 Deep Purple line-up. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Epegi Givo Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion	Posted - 2009.02.18 22:11:00 - [780] but they only chose people who have no hands. I wish the next person will tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari

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